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Cheap Phone Sex with Mary Anne: I’m a Low Cost Provider of Phone Fun

cheap phone sex mommy big titsCheap phone sex what you are looking for? Well I am cheap in multiple ways.  Yes, I am a phone whore. But in the grand scheme of things, I prefer to think of myself as a low cost provider of adult entertainment.  I mean really, I am an affordable quality phone whore. Guys, I am a sure thing. You will get off with me, or any of my other lovely low cost providers. Sex is never free. I mean you could shell out easily $100 or more on dinner and a movie to maybe get  to feel a boob. And don’t get me started on strip clubs. After a cover charge, a minimum drink order, a lap dance, strippers milking you for tips….you are likely out a couple hundred dollars to just look but not touch. Then you got your escorts and hookers that are a sure thing, but usually for anyone near as hot as me, you are looking at $500 for an hour or two. Then factor in the cost of condoms, lube, STD treatment afterwards and possible bail money, you may be out upwards $1000.

Now, sure, technically, your wife or girl friend fucks you for free. But is it really free? You gotta take the trash out, tell her she looks pretty, spoon with her, watch the Notebook and then likely you can’t jizz on her face or fuck her in the ass. And no way can you get her to pretend to be your mommy or sister or daughter. And of course you could never share with her that you like to wear women’s panties, or put your cock in her shoes, or suck a little dick here and there. But guess what? For $2 a minute you can do or say anything to me or any of my lovely low cost providers of phone sex.  Fuck us, impregnate us, jizz on us, eat us, pimp us out, get rough with us, degrade us, worship us, love us, hate us, pee on us, dominate us, confide in us.  Let us feminize you, cuckold you, spank you,  dominate you, fuck you in the ass, tease you, humiliate you, sissify you…

cheap phone sex mommy slutsWhen you think about it, you need us. You need me. I am, as well as all my lovely phone whores here, not only a low cost sure thing, but a guaranteed no taboos whore. That’s right, for $2 a minute you can talk about ANYTHING, from vanilla to extreme taboo subjects there is nothing we won’t  do or say. Try telling your wife you have naughty thoughts about your daughter, you wanna see her gang banged by some Black thugs or wanna milk her lactating titties or want to the blow the pool boy and see what that costs ya. Pretty sure more than $2 a minute when you factor in lawyer costs and the golf clubs she throws over the balcony.

Trust me, here at WBMT, you get more bang for your buck. Quality never suffers  and your wallet is never destroyed, well unless financial domination is your thing :-). Call me or any of my fellow low cost providers of quality phone sex and find out how much fun an affordable quality  sure thing can be.

Grandpa Is At It Again

incest phonesex lillyI got a call from the nursing home saying Grandpa is up to his old antics. There is no telling what he is up to this time. Grandpa has always been a crazy son of a bitch and it seems he has gotten crazier by the day. I didn’t have time to get anyone to watch the twins so we all headed out. When we got there and the staff told me what the problem was the twins and I all burst out laughing. Old Grandpa had out done himself this time. He had been stealing the old lady’s clothes and cross dressing. They couldn’t keep him out of the woman’s closets and they couldn’t make him wear his clothes. It all finally came to a head when they caught Grandpa jerking off in a skirt in one of the woman’s rooms and he wouldn’t leave.
The staff was irritated that we couldn’t stop laughing. So we brought Grandpa home for a visit till things calmed down. We let him wear what ever he wanted. Even Mikey dressed up like a girl with him.
Grandpa had a good old time jerking his cock when ever and wherever he wanted while he visited us. Michelle and I even had some fun with Grandpa.
It’s not his fault he is just a horny old bastard that needs to cum. And so what if he likes to cross dress?
Guess we will be bringing Grandpa home more often.incest phonesex grandpa

Cougar Phone Sex with Samantha and Susan: Double Your Pleasure

cougar phone sex incest gilfYou know what is hotter than a cougar mommy? Two cougar mommies.  My fellow p Mommy and friend, Susan and I decided to go on the hunt for young cock. So, we dressed  up in sexy red dresses and went to this college bar our sons told us about. Both of our boys were out together camping, leaving us with empty cunt syndrome and men our age rarely can fuck us the way we deserve.  Those young cocks, I’m telling you are always full of cum and always in working condition. Susan knows. She has fucked my son and I have fucked hers. Besties share everything, even their offspring.

cougar phone sex mommy big titsWell, we marched our cougarlicious asses into the bar and it was like Susan and I were rock stars. All the boys swarmed us like a bunch of hungry cubs.  It was flattering to have their attention , especially seeing how there were lots of coeds in that place. Susan and I let those boys buy all our drinks. After a few rounds we were really drunk. Susan drives a soccer mom minivan, so we invited a few college studs back to the van. Of course they were salivating at the opportunity, much to the chagrin of those young coeds. Why would these boys want inexperience over experience? That is why I fuck my sons. I want them to enjoy sex, to learn from an experienced woman.

cougar phone sex two mommiesSusan and I entertained 6 college studs in that van too. You know the saying, “If the house is a rockin don’t bother knockin?” We had that van rocking! Susan and I even gave those boys a little cougar on cougar action before we entertained them. They were stroking their hard cocks watching me eat her hot cougar cunt. After Susan came on my face, we got on our knees side by side and started sucking cock. They were all amazed at our knob polishing skills. One boy even said he wished his mom was hot like us. Our offspring are very lucky indeed.

cougar phone sex incest mommyWe sucked and fucked those boys in Susan’s van like we were filming cougars gone wild. We love snowballing cum together and from the hard dicks on those college boys, well they loved watching it. Silly little coeds rarely savor cum like they should. We taught those boys how real women take cum; how real women fuck. We taught our brats the same thing too!

I bet we could teach you a few things too. Why have one cougar mommy when you can have two?

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Sharing Is Careing

kinky phonesex dorisWho wouldn’t want a chance to be in the middle of my lovely daughter and I? Sit back and watch her lick my pussy like only she knows how. Feel your cock growing between your legs. Reach down and free it from the confinement of your jeans giving it the attention that it craves. You can’t take your eyes off of us, mesmerized while your hand moves up and down on your cock. Your heart skips a beat when we stand up together and walk over to you. We kneel down and start giving your cock gentle kisses, giggling as it twitches between our lips. Our nipples are so hard we can’t wait to wrap our tits around you and let you fuck them squirting your cum all over our faces. Using our hands we coax your cock back to life. We have to have you in our hot, wet pussies. We need to feel you pounding us, taking turns while one of us rides your face and one rides your cock, switching back and forth until you loose track of which one of us is where. You love being lost in us enjoying the pleasures that this mother daughter team is giving you.kinky phonesex specials

Mommy Phone Sex: Mamas Teach Your Sons to Lick Cunt

mommy phone sex blowjobs sonMy son is such a bad boy, but I love him. He is one of the best fucks around. I call him a bad boy because he is a MILF player. Now, I am his favorite fuck by far, but he does fancy himself a stud to the cougars. He says mature women actually beg for his young cock and often even pay for his services. I would never pay for sex, especially from my son. But I guess some cougars like to know they have the attention of a hot young stud who can fuck them the way they deserve to be fucked.

So, my son is a gigolo to horny old broads like me. As long as he fucks me, he can fuck all the old ladies in the neighborhood he wants. When he showed up to fuck me, I asked for the special. I said you know, that special thing you must do that makes the cougars pay for sex because women never need to pay for it.

mommy phone sex specialsHe went between my legs and licked the alphabet with his tongue and slid two fingers inside my cunt and finger fucked me while licking my clit. I squirted over and over on his face. I came so hard and so many times. I could see why women pay for that. Women my age are often not licked as often as we should be. Cunnilingus is something all women deserve daily. My son is great at eating me out, but that is because I trained him and my daughter how to do it and that they should do it. I mean really. If I am gonna swallow your cock and cum, you can eat my pussy. Give and take makes for the best fucking.

I guess the cougars in my city can thank me for all the pussy licking they are getting. Mamas owe it to their boys and their selves to teach their sons to be good pussy lickers. Did someone teach you how to properly lick a snatch?

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A Visit From My Niece

family fun phonesex darlaI hadn’t seen her since she was itty bitty. I was so excited when my brother called to say she was coming over and he needed me to watch her for the weekend. Hailey was over the moon to have another little girl to play with and was planning all the things they would do. I was getting the spare room together when Hailey stopped me and asked if she could just use the bottom bunk in her room. What a sweet gesture. How could I refuse it? As soon as we saw her we both exclaimed at how beautiful she was. Just starting to bud into a young lady. her legs were long and slender and her budding tits were firm. I think Hailey was just a little jealous. Hailey took her by the hand and led her to the bedroom showing her everything along the way. My brother and I smiled at each other and off he went. That night my niece had lots of questions about life and the changes she was going through. Hailey was quick to offer to teach her everything she knew. Looking at me the girls were waiting for approval. I could feel the cum starting to flow from my pussy at the thought of watching Hailey teach my niece all about how to be a good girl in the bedroom. It was looking like this weekend was going to be all about learning about the birds and the bees in a most exciting, all be it, conventional way.

Mommy Phone Sex with Victoria

mommy phone sex incest sonMy son called and said he was in the neighborhood and would be over soon to visit his favorite girl. I was in desperate need of a good fuck too. I decided to put on a sexy back bra and panties with some thigh highs for him. It is one of his favorite things to see me in. Simple and sexy he says. Well, he got stuck in traffic and I was all horned up, so I decided to have some me time. Masturbating thinking of my son or my daughter always gets me off. Plus, if I played with my cunt it would be good and juicy for him.

When he did finally arrive my cunt was ready and ripe. I begged for his hard cock. I got down on the floor, spread my legs and took his cock in my mouth first. I love sucking cock, especially his cock. It’s big but not so huge I can’t take him balls deep. I love wrapping my hands around it, working it in my mouth deep. I could taste cum. It was all over his cock. Apparently my boy jacked his dick in the car while stuck in traffic. I didn’t care. I love the taste of his cum and this just meant he would last longer fucking me since he had one cum under his belt for the day.

Before he fucked me, he wanted to taste me. He says my juices are like a good bottle of wine-better tasting with age. He would know, he has been tasting my juices for a long time now. We were so horny we didn’t even go into the bedroom. He fucked me on the floor and the couch. Took me doggy style for hours and I have carpet burns to prove it. But, hurt so good. I certainly felt nothing but good things when his cock was slamming in me from behind.

Now he is gone. I am laying here with a pussy full of cum and still horny. Do you need a mommy?

Incest Phone Sex with the Twisted Sisters * Edible Art

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My sister and I are always up for anything new. We fuck each other on a constant basis, morning noon and night! There is something about my sister Alex’s cunt that I just cant get enough of. I wake up in the middle of the night so wet and horny. So many times I sneak over to her house to get my sister fix!

The other night we were laying in bed after fucking, that we decided to go to the kitchen and find something to eat. We settled on ice cream and made some really tasty sundaes! Before I knew it, Alex got this gleam in her eye, and with in moments my tits were covered in whip cream! She devoured my chest and licked every last bit of that sweet cream off of my chest. That’s when I got a great idea to surprise my very naughty twisted sister!

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The very next day, I went shopping for something to make our sex a bit tasty, just like that titty sundae we both enjoyed :) I went to the naughty store, and picked out some great edible body paints. I told Alex to cum over right after work cause I had a great evening planned. I went to work right away and painted a big pink bow on my chest. And when she knocked, I answered the door and told her she could unwrap me with her tongue! And she did. That night we both had so much fun painting, and eating our artwork. Most of the time it did not even get time to dry! She just dove right into my cunt with her tongue and licked and sucked. Covering her hands with it and leaving hand prints everywhere! We had so much fun! We decided next time we needed a big strong cock to paint like a candy cane.. I bet you would love to be our tasty candy cane.. wouldn’t you?

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Aunt Phone Sex with Mary Anne: Hockey and Cum

 

aunt phone sex incest queenDo you enjoy Aunt phone sex? Well my nephew certainly does and he enjoys the real deal too! I don’t get to see him much unfortunately since he moved to Canada. See he is a professional hockey player, even played on the Canadian Olympic Team a few years ago. Last hockey season, I went to Ottawa to see him play. Hockey games get me so fucking horny. It’s such a manly sport. Hot rugged guys with big sticks fighting for that pussy, um I mean puck. I get wet watching hockey on TV. Put me at a live game and I am pretty much flooding my panties.

I had a hotel for the weekend and my nephew stayed with me after the game until he had to travel to Pittsburgh to  play a match there. He enjoys his Aunt. Ever since he was a wee one, he was obsessed with my boobs. My sister has little barely B cup titties. He loves to pour beer and wine over them and watch the booze cascade over my breasts and down my stomach and into my snatch where he laps it up. He says booze taste so much better when mixed with my hot cunt cream. That weekend was no different. We went through several bottles of wine and a few cases of beer and my pussy got licked for hours on end. That hotel bed smelled like New Orleans after Mardi Gras – liqueur and cum.

One of my nephew’s favorite things to do is titty fuck me. He has a good size cock too so it doesn’t get swallowed up by my boobs. I love to get on my knees, push my tits together on his cock and then suck him until I am covered in his boy batter. Damn that boy can shoot some loads too. That weekend in particular, I think he shot more cum than ever before. My face and tits looked like a glazed doughnut, I had so much jizz on it. One thing I love about my nephew is that he is not afraid to kiss me with his cum in my mouth or on my face. So many guys won’t do that but if kiss you after squirting my cunt on your face, you better damn well kiss me after I swallowed your load. My nephew actually loves the way his cum tastes. And, so do I. We spent the entire weekend in that hotel bed in Ottawa.  My tight auntie holes are missing him too. But lucky for me, hockey season is right around the corner.

Have you ever fucked your aunt? Do you fantasize about it? Let this hot Aunt help you explore your incest dreams with some wicked hot and dirty aunt phone sex.

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