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Oh Sissy Your So Fine

kinky phone sex sissyAn ode to Sissy, to the tune of Oh Mickey…kinky phone sex sissy movie

Dancing Sissy

Oh Sissy You’re So Fine

Oh Sissy, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Sissy,
Hey Sissy

Oh Sissy, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Sissy,
Hey Sissy

Oh Sissy, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Sissy,

Hey Sissy!
You’ve been a sissy all your life and that’s a little long
You think you’ve got the right but I think you’ve got it wrong
Why can’t you prance all day not just when you’re home, Sissy

Jingly jangly bell wearing pansy you are such a joke
You’re little bitty clitty can’t even give a poke
That pink penis pouch is the final note, Sissy

Oh Sissy, what a pity you really are a man

You really look so fake as you approach the stand

Oh Sissy, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand
It’s girls like you Sissy
Oh, what you do Sissy, do Sissy
Don’t be a man, Sissy

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And now Sissy here are Miss Darla’s demands as a superior female:

1. You will sing this tune in it’s entirity every day from now until Vaca to your Princess in addition to singing it to each and every one of us while we are on Vaca

2. We have all come to the conclusion that as our very own Sissy you should honor us with more money for our Vaca. After all we work so hard at humiliating you and we show great restraint when it comes to not using your name in our blogs.

In conclussion your wondrful Princess has given us all permission to commit he final act of outing you by adding your name to our blogs. Won’t “Oh Sissy” sound so much better as “Oh Michael Fra….”?

Let Mommy Teach You!

Sexy mommyOne of my little sluts told me she had a project she needed my help with. It was for science on the reproductive system. Since this was easily one of my favorite subjects I volunteered to be a good mommy and help. All of those pictures and paragraphs about cocks and cunts and how they work really turned me on and soon we abandoned the project and were working on each other. I have taught her so well, she laps up all the juices form my pussy and doesn’t let a drop go to waste. Then she wears my strap on so well, she pounds mommy’s pussy just as I have taught her, deep and hard. And the way she makes my cunt squirt, she earns the good fucking I give her when I wear our strap. Her pretty little pink lips stretch so far and they get so plump right before she comes everywhere. Once she did we just laid there in our juices and read her science book together. I guess a little hands on studying was necessary.

You’re in trouble now!

sexy mommyMommy can’t believe the trouble you have gotten into now! You are really going to regret it this time! You won’t ever want to piss me off again. I’ll take those little stockings that you’re wearing and continue to dress you up while you’re at it since you want to be Mommy’s little girl! And here I thought you were just playing dress up with Mommy’s clothes… but it’s clear now that this lust is more than that. You don’t just want my attention, you want to be just like Mommy. Sexy, powerful, the reason for so many men getting off…who wouldn’t want to be me? Sure, I understand. But this doesn’t mean it doesn’t call for some severe punishment. You want to try and act like some picture perfect guy but now I am going to make you admit your true desires. You’ll be fucking the little ones with me, fucking their little brains out, forcing them to please you. That’s ALL they are good for anyway! I know you agree with me, but you’re too scared to admit it. Soon you’ll realize I have no taboos and eventually I’ll make you admit your sinful desires, and once you admit them you can start enjoying them with me. I share the same longings as you do… and nothing is better than appreciating the little ones together. It’s not hard to with Mommy Belinda by your side, if you won’t admit your deepest secret I’ll make you do it anyway. I love watching them get fucked…nothing turns me on more and I know not so deep inside you are secretly enjoying this as much, if not more, than I am. That’s Mommy Belinda for you, and your punishment can wait till we’re done playing here.

I’m A Sister Fucking Slut

sister fucking darlaNow that Harley is back in school I have all day to myself. It’s hard when you are used to being able to satisfy your horny desires all day long anytime you want and them BAM, your little boy is back in school and all you have all day are some pictures, videos and your toys. Yeah I love to masturbate but there is nothing like cumming with a hot body pressed against yours. I hadn’t seen my sister in a hot minute and her little ones were back in school too. So I picked up the phone and dialed her number, inviting her over for a grown up play date and some good old sister fucking fun. Funny but she said she was just about to call me and ask the same thing. It seems her pussy was just as wet as mine was. As soon as she got there we were naked and on each other before she could get all the way in the door. We spent the entire day in each others arms. Licking her ass with my fingers in her cunt is the best lunch I have had in a long time!

Mommy Phone Sex Getaways with Her Boys

Mommy phone sexMommy phone sex exploits are so fun to share. That’s one of the many reasons I enjoy being a phone whore. I have monthly getaways with all my boys. Something I have been doing with them since they were little. One on one time with mommy in a different city. It is actually more fun now that they are legal age because we can act like newlyweds in public. No one ever suspects we are mother and son. They usually just give us that “look at the cougar and her young cub” look.

kinky phone sex funMy youngest son and I are packing for a road trip Thursday for a few days. He is taking me to see his favorite band The Foo Fighters. I remember the first romantic getaway I took with him. He was not quite out of school yet, but he looked a little older than he was. I booked us this fancy Jacuzzi room in a little B and B in a beach town. We didn’t make it out of the room much. I let him drink wine and feel all grown up. We pretended we were man and wife. People gave us looks, but I know they didn’t really think we were related.

incest phone sexWe would go out for dinner, come home and fuck our brains out. No distractions. No other brats competing for my attention. Just his face buried in his mother’s snatch for days and his cock down my throat. I love fuck fests with my boys. We made love for hours. I don’t understand why I can’t be open about my love for my sons, especially now that they are legal age. If I could marry all three of them, I would. No one fucks me better. I know no girl fucks them better. This trip tomorrow is going to be extra special. We are going to role play when we were younger so I can beg him to impregnate mommy. I love the idea of having another brat with one of my sons as the baby daddy. Maybe you want to knock up mommy too?

Cum Covered Pussy

incest phone sex pussyHe really wanted to be Inez’s big brother. Of course Mommy made sure that she did all the things a good little sister should and that he was a good big brother as well.
I made Inez get down on her knees and lick all the pre-cum off the tip of brothers dick before wrapping her mouth around it an taking it all down her throat. We had practiced this many times with bananas and cucumbers and Inez was very good at it. I didn’t want brother to cum yet so I made Inez stop.
Now it was brothers turn to show his sister some attention. I made him get down on his knees and lick and suck Inez’s pussy. I know Inez well and watched as she rocked her pussy on brothers face. When I knew she was close I made her stop.
We all know that mommy must never be left out. Since they both had followed instructions so well it was time for mommy to lay on her back, legs spread wide with Inez between them, ass in the air and brother behind her choosing which hole he would fill with his jizz. I would watch him cum all over her pussy later.
I had to laugh when I heard him recite, “Eeny meany miny mo, in which hole should I go, when she hollors I will know, eeny meany miny mo.”

Milf and Cookies!

Mommy Sex

A young little slut came by selling cookies today. I could see she wasn’t wearing any panties under her brown skirt and I saw her staring at my tits at the front door. I invited her in and as she gave me her speech about the sweets I pulled out my toy and started to play with my sweet pussy. She stopped about the cookies and asked to join. I laid her down and put that plastic dick so far inside her pussy she started to scream. When one of my own little sluts came out and saw us she just had to join. She quickly came out of her own panties and straddled the cookie selling slut’s face. It was obvious the little bitch had eaten pussy before. She sucked and licked that cunt like a professional. And when my baby’s juices started to run into her mouth she swallowed every drop. Once she came on the fake cock I pulled it out of her and sucked her sweet juices off of it. I had to buy some cookies from her after that. The little cunt earned it.

Mikey and Michelle Tag Team

mommy phone sex lillyI took the twins shopping for school clothes this weekend. Little did I know how well they have learned from Mommy. They choose a store that had a very cute sales girl and ganged up on her right away. Batting their big eyes and playing all sweet while having her help them. With an arm full of selections they took her to the dressing rooms and had her stand outside the door handing them out fit after outfit. Mikey had her go to get a belt for him that he didn’t get on purpose. While she was gone he joined Michelle in her dressing room. When the sales girl came back, Michelle called her in saying she needed help with buttons up her back and that is when Mikey and Michelle showed her what they are all about. I watched through a crack in the door with a hot, wet pussy that couldn’t wait to get them home!

Crashing A Frat Party

incest phone sex dorisThe signs were every where about the toga party at the college. Inez and I were talking about it and how much fun it would be to ave a toga party of our own. After lots of talk, and many hours of hot wet pussy that needed to be licked and sucked, we decided that we were going to crash the party. We took out our sheets and wrapped up with absolutely nothing else one. We said that we were going so that we could get an idea of what we would do for our own toga party with all the horny men that we know. But both of us knew we were just going to get drunk, naked and fucked. The idea of all those hot young college bodies drunk as fuck and ripe for the picking for a nasty mother daughter duo had our pussies wet beyond belief. The party didn’t let us down, we came home and our pussies weren’t the only thing full of cum!

Grandma Phone Sex Slut Has Empty Pussy Syndrome

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex sluts are always sad this time of year. Why? Because the little ones go back to school leaving us with empty pussy syndrome. Now that I do not have 24/7 access to little cocks and balls, this sexy granny has to make the most of weekend play time. Sometimes, I can’t wait till the weekend. I’ve been spoiled having the little ones around me, so I decided to start babysitting. No parent ever suspects a grandma of being a dirty P woman, not even a hot one like me. So this week, I found a part time day gig with a family who home schools their brats. Sex education is part of the school curriculum, right? Well, it is now.

sexy grannyFriday was my first time alone with the neighbor’s young brood. I popped out my big tits, lathered them up with honey and had all three little ones suck on my breasts. I pretended I had big lactating titties again. I get so wet nursing, always did with my offspring too. I was sitting on the couch, with a girl on one boob and a boy on the other. The little boy waiting his turn got impatient, crawled between my legs and sucked my clit like it was a pacifier. Soon I put three little ones to sleep with my hot nourishing body. Reminded me of how I started my brats and my grand angels on the path to family fucking. Baby steps. I have so much to school my neighbor’s offspring in. Perhaps you would want to help me? I love training little ones to be good little sex slaves for granny.