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Thanksgiving Family Fun: Turkey Basters and Boy Gravy

incest phone sex mommy sonI can’t wait for Thanksgiving this year. For one, I will have my whole family together. All my offspring, their offspring and my brother and my uncle. One of the few times all my playthings are under the same roof at the same time. This year is going to be a bit more special. You see my youngest daughter desperately wants to get pregnant. So we are going to help her out with a special Thanksgiving  festivity.

All of the boys in the family, regardless of their age or experience, get to fuck my girl on the dining room table. The hope is that one of them will impregnate her. And, after everyone has dropped their baby batter in her  we celebrate with pumpkin pie. Now after pie, we will play again. But this time, we all get to play. I like that baby batter too!

incest phone sex family fun blowjobSince its Thanksgiving, we always have turkey basters around. It’s fun to have the boys jizz into cups and use the turkey basters to shoot the cum up inside the girls. Especially the wee ones with tight cunnies still. Some cunnies are too tight for the big boy cocks yet, but I still want them to enjoy the feel of cum. So, I lay the young grand girls on the table, spread their legs and insert the baster into their tight pink pussies. I use lots of lube and squirt that love gravy right into their sweet honey pots. The older girls enjoy licking it out of their sisters/nieces pussies.

incest phone sex impregnationEven though my pussy is not so tight these days, I still enjoy being fucked with a turkey baster.  Especially when it is filled with my offspring’s love gravy. The hottest thing though is when the little ones use the baster on me. Watching them shoot that cum up inside me then want to lick it out of me gets my p cunt even more wet. Thanksgiving is a time for family and for thanks. And this p mommy and granny is very thankful for her family and all the hot taboo fun we have. Hopefully next Thanksgiving the family will be bigger by at least one!

2 Girl Call Phone Sex with Samantha and Isabella: Two Incest Queens are Better than One

2 girl call phone sex incest big titsDo you enjoy 2 girl call phone sex? Well, so do I. Especially when I get to indulge in my dark p desires. I am a real life p mommy and granny. I enjoy having sex with both genders of all ages, who share my DNA in one shape or another. Usually I play with my offspring or their offspring, but every now and then, I get to play with a niece or nephew, or even my brother or uncle. Over the weekend my niece Isabella visited the family. I have not seen her since she was a young one. Now, she is all grown up and beautiful. I played with her when she was younger, but not sure she remembers my hot tongue on her pretty bald beaver. I needed to reacquaint Isabella with the joys of family fun.

2 girl call phone sex family fun coedI had a special welcum home party for Isabella all planned out too. The night she arrived, my 6 offspring, and their 6 offspring were waiting to greet her. Naked of course. We soon had Isabella’s clothes off as we all jumped into the hot tub where all the family action heats up. As the guest of honor, Isabella got to sit on the ledge of the hot tub with her pretty pink pussy spread wide so everyone in the family, including me could welcome her properly. Even the grand angels got between her legs and licked her sweet cunnie. She came 13 times. Even my youngest grand angel was able to flick her bean until she orgasmed.  We are all highly orgasmic in my family.

2 girl phone sex specials incestAfter Isabella had her pussy properly worshiped, we moved play time into my bedroom. I watched as my sons all fucked her hot twat while their offspring acted as naughty little helpers. Seeing  their daddy fuck their cousin made them want to join in. Little hands were guiding cocks into Isabella’s cunt and ass. Little tongues were between her legs licking cum out of holes. It was a proud p granny moment. The wee ones are always so helpful around the house!

2 girl phone sex incest momMy daughters wanted to play too. I felt bad that they felt left out of the sexy shenanigans, so I got out the strap-ons and double sided dildos so they too could have some quality time with their cousin’s twat. Isabella was channeling her inner whore that night. Like me, she has no inhibitions. She fucked each of her first cousins and even a few of her second cousins. Watching her finger fuck my littlest angel was so very hot, not to mention naughty. Isabella slid her finger in and out of that tiny little cunnie until a little juice tricked out. The love juice on the young ones is always extra sweet.

2 girl call phone sex aunt grandmaWe all pretty much passed out from the family orgy in my bed. But in my family, everyone wakes up wanting to play again in the morning. If you are looking for some family fun or just need some advice on how to have your own incest party, you should try a 2 girl call. Two sluts are always more fun than one. Plus we even have a 2 slut special so you can get more bang for your buck. So why talk to just one incest queen, when you can talk to two! And if you are debating about what two incest queens are the best suited for your particular family desires, you can like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter to learn more about our kinky, taboo, family fun.

 

 

Granny Needs Some Boy Batter

GILF phone sex mommy big titsI woke up this morning snuggling naked with my oldest grandson. He had that morning wood. You remember when you were that age? The wind got you hard. But I bet you were not lucky enough to have a p granny like me to help you take care of that wood. I slipped under the covers, took his boy cock in my mouth and worked my hands and mouth around his hard-on. I could hear him moaning, “Granny, that feels so good.” Made my cunt wet. I love pleasing young flesh. Tasting boy batter. He was so hard for me. He wanted more than to cum in my mouth, he wanted to be inside his granny. I couldn’t deny him my cunt. I guided his throbbing dick into my pussy, wrapped my legs around him, and fucked him until he gave me that boy batter I crave so much. He still cums quick, but I am teaching him the art of self control; teaching him how to last to maximize both our pleasure.  He is at that teachable age, and he wants to learn. And I do love teaching young boys how to please a woman.

Do you need some instruction on how to please mommy or granny? Need a little help lasting? Or maybe you have a trick or two to teach me!

Halloween Family Fun with the Grand Angels

family fun phone sex grandma big titsLast night was my annual family trip to the pumpkin patch farm. Every Halloween I take my grand angels and they each pick out a pumpkin and we come back to my place to carve them and have some pre Halloween fun.  I have 6 grand ones, so we got 6 pumpkins. Because pumpkin carving can get messy, I insist we are all naked when we do it. Clothes are rarely worn inside my house anyway. We had “It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown” on the TV, M and M’s to snack on while we decorated our pumpkins. My oldest grandson started joking about how my breasts were as big as the pumpkins. He came over and held them for me while I leaned over to help my littlest angel carve her pumpkin. My boobs are so big they were dipping into the pumpkin!

Well,  he was getting a hard on while cupping them. I could feel it pressing into my back. It was so hot too.  I wanted his cousins and siblings to see his big hard young cock. I had them all touch it. My youngest grand girl instinctively put it in her mouth. She sucked on it like it was her bottle and before we knew it he shot a load in his sister’s mouth. She giggled and said, “Yummy.” She gonna be a future cum junkie for sure.

Since things were getting more playful, we stopped carving pumpkins for awhile and went over to the couch. I had my oldest grandson put M and M’s in all the girls little cunnies. The girls were instructed to stay still and hold the candy inside their love cannels. I then had the boys lick the melted chocolate out of their sweet pink little pussies. It was so hot to watch my grand angels playing like that. They were squirming and giggling and just having a great time with their bodies. That is the way family fun should be. Open and playful.  The grand girls wanted to play more games, so I went into the kitchen and got out the pumpkin cake donuts with orange icing I picked up earlier. I had each girl put a donut on their brothers’ pee pee. Just like a ring toss lol! The girls nibbled off the donuts, getting their brothers very aroused.

I sat back and rubbed my bald old beaver watching those sweet innocent girls eat donuts off their brothers’ cocks. I squirted all over the place too. So did my grand boys. They shot their little loads all over their sisters’ faces.  Everyone just laughed and enjoyed themselves. It was just a big family game.  Do you have family games you play with your wee ones? I have been doing this for decades. First with my own offspring, now with their offspring.  I love helping horny daddies with incest on the mind find ways to explore family fun with their brood!.

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Mommy Phone Sex with Samantha: Halloween Fun

mommy phone sex family funCan I tell you how happy I am for Halloween? I love trick or treaters. I mean isn’t it every p parent’s favorite holiday? All that young cute sweet flesh knocking on your door asking for candy!!! When my offspring was younger, they use to eat their Halloween candy out of my twat. We had a tradition in our family. Each wee one would dump his or her Halloween booty on the table. We would toss out anything not wrapped for safety reasons. Then we would sort the candy by chocolate, lollipops and suckers and hard candy like Smarties and Jawbreakers.  Mommy  would  spread her legs on the couch and each one would get to pick the candy they wanted to eat first. They would insert it into mommy’s cunt. If a candy bar, they would eat it out of my pussy. If a lollipop or sucker they got to fuck me with it, getting my pussy juices all over it before sucking on it. If hard candy, they got to insert it into Mommy’s cunt, let it melt and then lick it out. M and M’s and Hershey’s Kisses got inserted too. The mixture of melted chocolate and cunt juices is very yummy to the little ones.

My favorite was actually Twizzlers. Now, people don’t give that out much, but when they do I love to play with that candy. My brats could insert Twizzlers into my pussy and let a stix sit inside me for a bit, melting a tad and getting good and gooey. I could insert a stix into little cunnies and assholes too. Twizzlers also make great cock rings. Now back when my brood was younger only cherry flavored Twizzlers existed. Now, however they have all sorts of flavors and I experiment with the grand angels with every flavor they have. Strawberry Twizzlers go best with pussy and candy apple Twizzlers taste best eaten out of a hot tight ass. Grape is my favorite however to turn into an edible cock ring.

My offspring may be all grown up now, but I have several grand ones to play the candy game with so I can’t wait for Halloween. My candy games is the best way to train the little ones for a family fun lifestyle.

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Mommy Phone Sex with Samantha: Squirting Games

mommy phone sex son incestHave you ever seen lactating titties? I mean besides when you were a little one nursing on mommy’s boobies. My oldest son has had the privilege of helping mommy with her milk filled titties when I was pregnant with his sister. At first it was an accident. We were rough housing on the couch. Just tickling each other and he laid on top of my big old belly and grabbed my boobs. Out squirted milk. He was mesmerized. I explained to him what nursing meant and how he use to drink my milk. Well of course he wanted to drink again. He put his mouth on my breast and started sucking just like he did so many years ago. But this time his cock was much bigger and hard. He couldn’t help but to suck and fuck. He put his young hard pee pee in me and pumped so hard he dumped a load of boy batter within minutes.

After that day, he sucked on my titties daily until his sister was born, but then I nursed him and his sister for years after that. We kept my breasts full of milk by having him suck on them daily. We even played squirting games. One game would be with me sitting on a chair and him coming up behind me. He would squirt my milk into the eager mouths of his younger siblings. Sometimes he would just shower them with streams of milk. Another game was  to squirt into shot glasses and every offspring would do a shot.  Sometimes, I would line up with the boys while they jacked their dicks and we would see who could squirt further. It was pretty fun, pretty hot. Usually  would always end up with all of us playing in mommy’s bed. Before long he had all his siblings nursing from my huge lactating breasts.  We kept milk in my breasts for years after my last brat was born with our squirting games.

Do you like playing with milk filled titties? Well, mommy still has some milk for you to nurse on in her big bobbies. Maybe you can even put a bun in my oven too.

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Cougar Phone Sex with Samantha and Susan: Double Your Pleasure

cougar phone sex incest gilfYou know what is hotter than a cougar mommy? Two cougar mommies.  My fellow p Mommy and friend, Susan and I decided to go on the hunt for young cock. So, we dressed  up in sexy red dresses and went to this college bar our sons told us about. Both of our boys were out together camping, leaving us with empty cunt syndrome and men our age rarely can fuck us the way we deserve.  Those young cocks, I’m telling you are always full of cum and always in working condition. Susan knows. She has fucked my son and I have fucked hers. Besties share everything, even their offspring.

cougar phone sex mommy big titsWell, we marched our cougarlicious asses into the bar and it was like Susan and I were rock stars. All the boys swarmed us like a bunch of hungry cubs.  It was flattering to have their attention , especially seeing how there were lots of coeds in that place. Susan and I let those boys buy all our drinks. After a few rounds we were really drunk. Susan drives a soccer mom minivan, so we invited a few college studs back to the van. Of course they were salivating at the opportunity, much to the chagrin of those young coeds. Why would these boys want inexperience over experience? That is why I fuck my sons. I want them to enjoy sex, to learn from an experienced woman.

cougar phone sex two mommiesSusan and I entertained 6 college studs in that van too. You know the saying, “If the house is a rockin don’t bother knockin?” We had that van rocking! Susan and I even gave those boys a little cougar on cougar action before we entertained them. They were stroking their hard cocks watching me eat her hot cougar cunt. After Susan came on my face, we got on our knees side by side and started sucking cock. They were all amazed at our knob polishing skills. One boy even said he wished his mom was hot like us. Our offspring are very lucky indeed.

cougar phone sex incest mommyWe sucked and fucked those boys in Susan’s van like we were filming cougars gone wild. We love snowballing cum together and from the hard dicks on those college boys, well they loved watching it. Silly little coeds rarely savor cum like they should. We taught those boys how real women take cum; how real women fuck. We taught our brats the same thing too!

I bet we could teach you a few things too. Why have one cougar mommy when you can have two?

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Family Fun Phone Sex with Granny Samantha: Help Thy Neighbor

family fun phone sex mommy big titsI have this hot neighbor guy. He is likely in his 30s. Really sexy, but seems a bit prudish. I do like family meat, but none was around, so I invited Dave over for some drinks. I have a bar in my house. Thought maybe I could loosen him up a bit. He seemed uncomfortable when he first arrived, so I poured him a Jim Bean on the rocks. He got a buzz pretty quick; a total lightweight. I start to strip for him, pretty sure I can fuck the stick out of his ass. But he is not  into me. All guys are in to me-young and old, and every age in between. He starts talking about his baby sister, who he is raising since the death of their parents. Then the bells and whistles go off in my head. He is just an incest pervert like me. Only his family fun is in his head only. It was my duty to help him  get in touch with his true desires. But, I knew he was still too uptight to explore them.

I just kept pouring the Jim Bean. At 80 proof it would not take more than 4 or 5 drinks to loosen him up. When he appeared sufficiently intoxicated I started to ask questions about his sister. Discovered she was still a virgin; silly girl was waiting for the right man. I told Dave he was the right man. I mean who better to take a girl’s virginity than a family member. Someone who truly cares for her, loves her, and wants her to have a good sexual first time. It didn’t take long to convince him he needed to be his sister’s first fuck.

In fact, I told him it should happen sooner rather than later and I took him back to their house. His sister was fast asleep but I didn’t let that stop him. I was like his accomplice. Helping him, encouraging him to molest his sister. She looked so sweet and innocent sleeping. She was out cold. Never felt me taking her night gown off and sliding a few fingers up her cunnie. She was wet too. I put my fingers in Dave’s mouth and said “She  taste so good. She needs your cock.” I then unzipped his pants and out popped a thick hard cock. I position his sleeping sister to make it easy to enter her and then I helped guide his cock in his sister’s cunt.

family fun phone sex grandma incestMy pussy was so wet. I sat there watching Dave molest his sister for the first time. I had to rub my clit as he fucked her virgin cunt. He dropped a good load in her too and she never woke up. Dave got nervous. I assured him it was all okay. Surely she wanted her brother as much as he wanted her. I told him don’t worry about it; she would never know what happened. I then went down and licked all her brother’s cum out of her well fucked cunt. Yummy. So so yummy. I told Dave I would keep his secret, but that as his accomplice, he had to fuck his sister soon when she was awake too. I convinced him that she deserves to have her first time with a nice cock and she deserves to cum. I mean it is true. Must girls lose their virginity to some horny teen who cums and splits. Girls deserve to be with someone who cares about their pleasure also.  Pretty sure I convinced him that his sister deserves and needs family cock.

Maybe I can help you be someone in your family’s first? Nothing says love like incest.

Snuff Phone Sex with Granny Samantha: Killer Boobs

snuffl phone sex mommy big titsHave you ever fantasized about killing someone? Maybe even someone in your family? Well, I have often, especially this one annoying as fuck cousin. When we were wee ones he was always teasing me about my big boobs.  Called me names; grabbed them roughly; even pulled my top up on the bus and in school. He also made fun of my height. He was  just a bully, still is. He is the reason I got made fun of for being an Amazon woman, and boys my age wanted nothing to do with me. I use to try to strap my boobs down so no one knew just how big they were. My cousin Frank called them ugly torpedoes. I use  to get upset, cry to my uncle; but now I am comfortable in my skin. I love my huge melons.  And so do my offspring and their offspring! But I still have revenge fantasies about snuffing out my cousin.

snuff phone sex big tits gilfHow do I fantasize about killing him? With the very objects of his ridicule. That’s right, in my fantasy world, I would smother him with my natural, huge  40 EE breasts. I would sneak into his bedroom one night, pull back the covers, first mock his little dick, which he did have. I saw it once when I  was ankle biker and supposedly asked why he didn’t have a pee pee like other boys. I think that is why he tortured me later in life. Okay, back to my fantasy. I would lower my breasts onto his face, pushing the nipples up into his nose, and forcing my flesh into his mouth. If he struggled much, I would put my full weight on him. I’d smother him with killer boobs until he was no longer moving.

Twisted I know. But, come on we all have revenge fantasies. And if you are gonna get whacked, wouldn’t you rather it be by a pair of killer boobs than a gun? Hell, I could smother you with my big melons or even your offspring or mine just for fun!

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Grandma Phone Sex with Samantha

grandma phone sex son big titsIs it just me or is there something extra hot about young hairless bodies? You know what I am talking about. I decided to go to a local nudist beach for the first time the other day. I know that such places are dangerous for a p mommy and granny such as myself, but I so wanted to check out the eye candy. I have a callers I speak to who visit nudist beaches and colonies to see all ages and sizes running around naked. I got my chair out, put sunscreen all over my body, especially my big beautiful breasts  and  sat back and enjoyed the parade of young flesh before me.  I wondered if folks knew my pussy was drenched. I couldn’t help it. I prefer much younger sexual companions. Mainly because they are just so innocent, so eager to please, so willing to learn and absolutely no baggage or health issues.grandma phone sex family fun teen

I have several grand angels of various ages. Some I am playing with already, others I am grooming and a few I am just observing and enjoying the show. Nature will take its course. I got all worked up at that nudist beach and had to come home and play with myself for while. My pussy just gets so wet thinking of the wee ones.  My oldest grand angel is such a stud already. And my youngest I think is a porn star in the making. She loves to strut around naked, shaking her little bubble butt all around.  When she does wear clothes, usually  little tight shorts that hug her cute little hiney and show  off her pudgy little belly. When we are at the mall together, I know what some men are thinking when they look at her. Same thing I am when I see those cute little tight bodies.

grandma phone sex incest family funI often wonder if there are other like minded folks out there like me. Then my phone rings, and I know there are lots of men and women who share my desire for innocence; for sweet little cunnies and dickies. If you are reading this and are aroused, you are not alone. I would love to talk with you, share stories and experiences, validate each other’s naughty desires… Maybe you would enjoy instructing me how to raise my grand angels? You know, live vicariously through my p mommy and granny lifestyle.

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