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Not Your Normal Trip To The Zoo

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It has been so nice out lately that I thought I would take Harley/Hailey to the zoo. She loves animals and we always have such a good time when we go. It’s never the same thing twice. We especially love it when we catch the critters “in the act” Some of them have the funniest ways of doing it. And the different shapes and sizes always give us loads to talk about. We saw some real cute cartoons the other day and so we decided that we would play a new game while at the Zoo this time. mommy phonesex smallAs we approach the cages we each get to pick an animal. Then we will start talking to each other as our animal. Based on what our guy or gal is doing, facial expressions and such we will try to speak what we think he or she is thinking. Let me tell you this game was so much fun. We had each other laughing and people around us were listening to us and laughing with us. In fact several people ended up following us around just to listen in on us. mommy phonesex zooWe ended up letting them join in the game and by the end of the day we had made several new friends. We ended up going to dinner with them and invited them over to our place for a cook out next weekend. On the way home we talked about what kind of games we could play when they come over and what we would cook. We also talked about how we would explain the whole Harley/Hailey situation. By the time we got home we fell into bed horny and happy talking as we snuggled and loved each other to sleep. It’s days like this that make me appreciate what a unique and special relationship we have and I wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world. mommy phonesex facebookmommy phonesex twitter

Sissy Says, Join Us

sissy phonesex facebookSissy is such a wonderful mascot, even when she isn’t as obedient as she should be. Every now and then that fake man surfaces and she tries to get away with things no Sissy would ever get away with. That is when her Mistress Levi sets her straight. We all laugh at her for getting in trouble and most of the time get to join in on that punishment. Despite it all we all love our Sissy and wouldn’t trade her for the world. She has her own Sissy page on our site and seeing her public shame and humiliation is great fun for all the superior females here at Fuckalicious. Sissy wants everyone to know all about the wonderful Superior Females here and how we are reaching out to everyone out there on Facebook and Twitter. We have thought of putting Sissy on our sites but that would likely result in a true outing.  So to be  nice to Sissy,  help us by liking us on Facebook and following us on Twitter. You will love our Facebook and Twitter whether you are a real man or a Sissy like our mascot. See you there!sissy phonesex twitter

Sissy Has Been Disrespectful

sissy phonesex mascottSeveral months ago, on July 12 to be exact. I posted a blog in tribute to our Fuckalicous mascot, our Sissy, our Tinker Belle Transvestite. I did so because her Mistress was outing her and having us humiliate her due to our up coming vacation. I thought Sissy would appreciate a gesture of kindness in the light of utter and pure humiliation and shame. I posted a blog titled “Sissy Let It Go”  On June 4. After a week of writing and re writing lyrics to the ever popular tune of “Let It Go” from the Frozen, lyrics, befitting such a worthy Sissy. I am still waiting to hear her sing this tune to me. To date I have  received no acknowledgement of my post. Since that time , despite Sissy’s arrogance and utter disregard of my efforts. Despite being disrespected I wrote two more blogs for her, Sissy Blackmail on July 12 and Piggy Pet on July 20.

Has Sissy bothered to sing to me in all this time?

NO!!!!

Did Ms Darla write a song that is to hard for Sissy? Or is Sissy simply showing utter disregard and disrespect for Ms Darla?

Ms Darla is beyond being patient. No tribute for the song, no call to sing it for her and months have elapsed. I believe it is high time Ms Darla shows Sissy that her outing can and will be very, very real with a click of a button and one small link.

There is no wrath like that of a Superior Female scorned!sissy phonesex mascot2

 

Sissy Phone Sex Shopping

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Harley, or should I say Hailey, as she is having me call her regularly now, has been talking to me all summer about how she wants to go back to school as Hailey not Harley.. I have to admit that it makes my pussy nice and wet when I see Hailey walking around in pretty little dresses and in her element. She is so much more at ease with her self when she is Hailey. School starts next week and I am a little concerned with how the other little ones will treat her as Hailey or if it will even be an issue. But today when we went shopping we bought all girl clothes. In fact Harley threw out all his boy clothes and Hailey put away and organized her brand new wardrobe. The look on her face as she threw all the boys clothes out and replaced them with all the new girls things told me that she was happier as Hailey and it made me so hot that I had to take her to my room and show her how much I love her. She put on her prettiest new girlie night dress and her frilliest panties and laid next to me, her face beaming. She thanked me over and over again for letting her be Hailey all the time now and she swore she would never be Harley again. My heart beat faster as I reached down and rubbed her little clitty working my way down to her tight little vajayjay sliding a finger inside her at exactly the same time as she slid her fingers inside me. I so love our time together! It is only going to get better from here.sissy phonesex clothes

Reminiscing

kinky phonesex darlaGoing through old photographs I found this one. It was taken just after Harley was born. I was so young. I can’t help laughing at the dark hair that I thought was so sexy and the innocent look in my eyes. I was young and thought I had all the answers and the happily ever after all figured out. But what makes my honey pot wet when looking at this old photo is my boobs. They are swollen and full of milk from feeding Harley. My nipples are large and my aureola are so big and brown instead of pinkish like they are now. Looking at this picture I can close my eyes and remember the feel of Harley nursing hungrily, sucking hard and eagerly as if they would dry up and he would not have another sip of my sweet and thick milk. I remember how it made my juices flow and how I could feel the contractions deep in my lower belly each time he sucked hard. It was so erotic and so taboo and yet I loved each and every second of it and how it made me feel. I remember how after nursing him I would lay him down in his crib next to my bed and then open the drawer of my night stand and take out my favorite toy. I would masturbate to relieve the built up desire that his little mouth and lips had stirred within me. I remember the orgasms that were so strong and so fulfilling as my body shook with relief and the cum came pouring out of me oozing out around my toy and between my pussy lips. I always sucked my toy clean enjoying the taste of my cum and thinking of my little Harley laying in his crib right next to my bed, oblivious of the joy he brought to my life. It seems like eons ago at times and at others, like it was yesterday. I love reminiscing.

New Sissy phone sex Fun

kinky phonesex darlaI have a new sissy. She is so sweet and cute and she is so worried that she will be found out. It took me forever to get her to tell me her fake boy name. It starts with a B, I will tell you that. She is married and keeps her pretty sissy dresses hidden in her attic. When her wife leaves she sneaks up there and puts on her pretty little baby doll clothes with her bonnet and mittens and her plastic panties. Not long ago she was up there playing dress up and her wife came home early. She was trapped up there and couldn’t come down. And to make matters worse her wife had her sister with her so there were two of them. Poor sissy was on chat with me and in a panic. I love the fact that she loves to dress up for me in her pink and frilly clothes and that she loves to talk to me while she is wearing her pink plastic panties. I especially love that she trusts me enough to tell me her boy name and isn’t afraid that I will tell anyone. I am writing this blog about her and this is as close as she has ever gotten to any one knowing her sissy secret. Only she and I know the who she is and now I leave you all to wonder if perhaps you know her.kinky phonesex sissy

Piggy Pet

kinky phonesex blackmail1Sissy, our very own Blackmail Nose Ring Piggy Pet is not doing as she should. Mistress Levi has put the word out to all the Fuckalicious girls to out and humiliate our mascot once again. Can you believe that our Tinkerbell Transvestite is not being an obedient Piggy Pet?

Mistress Levi is the head bitch in charge and if anyone knows how to keep a Pathetic Pansy Loser like our mascot in line, it is our very own leader! The game of blackmail is one that Mistress Levi never loses, so for Piggy Pet to even dream of winning this one is just another pathetic fantasy. 

Now I think that our Fairy Fag should take that new pretty pink bunny out fit and switch out the bunny ears for piggy ears, change that cute cotton tail to a curly piggy tail and wear this pretty piggy ring that I have found. It is time our Piggy Pet become a piggy for real and go out in public snorting like the piggy she is!

It is high time everyone knows just how pathetic our Piggy Pet is. One of these days one of her fake man friends is going to be at the mall and see her in all her pathetic shame and humiliation. 

Of course at the rate that our Piggy Pet is going, not meeting Mistress Levi’s demands, she may be outted sooner then she thinks. Her fake man name may just accidentally slip into the text of a blog. Then anyone who googles it for her fake man job will find her here in all her glory! What a shame that would be.

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Blackmail Piggy Pet Poem

Look at her all dressed up

Looking like a buttercup

Pretty in her dress that’s pink

A little fairy just like Tink

She really wants the world to know

That she’s a sissy all a glow

Her tiny winky you can’t see

A little clitty it should be

When she reads the words we write

She wants to squirt with all her might

But Mistress Levi has control

And teasing Sissy is her goal

She let’s us all join in the fun

We heap it on by the ton

A Blackmail Piggy she will be

So we can frolic by the sea

You see it’s our vacation time

And that is always on  Piggy’s dime!kinky phonesex piggy

Sissy Blackmail

kinky phonesex sissy5Well, well, well. It seems our Sissy Fairy Fag mascot has gotten her self in a pickle once again. When will our sissy ever learn?

It is that time of year, time for all of the superior females here at Fuckalicious to take a long over due, well deserved vacation. Mistress Levi has made her expectations clear, our Pay Piggy needs to meet her demands by Friday, July 18th or we will all have the pleasure of outting our Blackmail Piggy for the whole world to see.

We had so much fun last year at the condo on the beach, talking to Sissy and teasing her about how she wasn’t there to enjoy it with us. To serve us hand and foot in her pretty little Sissy maid outfit. And about how she almost got caught for real by being careless and having a piece of mail go to her house.kinky phonesex sissy2

How adorable it would be to put Sissy in her beautiful pink bunny outfit and have her stand on a busy intersection in her home town with a sandwich board that says “I am M*****l F******e and I am a Sissy Fairy Fag” Or maybe I could just put her full name out there instead of using *** !. You never know what will happen if Sissy doesn’t meet the deadline Mistress Levi has issued!

Sissy really does love being outted and humiliated just like the Tinkerbell Transvestite that she truly is. She hates having to dress up in a suit and tie and go to work everyday as a fake man. I for one would love to see Sissy at work in her pretty pink dress with big hoop earrings, wig and makeup.

We are all cheering for you Sissy, hoping that you meet Mistress Levi’s demands. But deep down in our heart of hearts we all would love to see you not make it so that you never have to be a fake man again. We like you so much better as our very own Sissy Girl!kinky phonesex sissy1

Shake it to the left,

Shake it to the right,

Come on Sissy, win this Fight!

Sissy~Let It Go

It has been a while since I gave our wonderful Sissy, Fairy Faggot, Tinkerbell Transvestite, a shout out.  I was listening to the radio the other day and the song from Frozen came on, Let It Go. The more I hummed the song, the more I thought about Sissy and how much I miss her and our colorful times with Princess. So I decided to take time out of my superior female schedule and rewrite this lovely tune, just for our Fuckalicios Piggy Pet mascot. Here it is Sissy, if you don’t know the song find a link and learn the tune because Ms Darla wants to hear you sing this soon!

LET IT GO (SISSY STYLE)

My cheeks glow bright from excitement tonight
Not a fake man to be seen
The world is my oyster,
And it looks like I’m it’s queen.
The wind is blowing like a brewing storm inside
I can’t keep it in, no matter how I’ve tried!
Can’t let them know, I am careful where I go
I’ve let the sissy in me fly free
I can’t hide what’s inside I have to let them know
Well, now they know!
Let it go, let it go
 I can’t hold back anymore
Let it go, let it go
I’m not  a fake man anymore!
I don’t care
What they’re going to say
I’m letting my Sissy flame!
A man’s not that great anyway!
A little bit of make up
And that fake man is all gone
Soon the fantasy that controls me
Takes a hold of my heart!
Stand up and show what they all know
There’s a girly girl inside of me
No right, no wrong, no rules, I’m  free!
Let it go, let it go
There’s a twinkle in my eye
Let it go, let it go
I will touch the sky!
Here I stand
In my pretty dress
Let the world go on!
The fake man’s gone away, he’s dust that’s in the ground
The real me is free, and I’m twirling all around
I only wish that this would always last
I’m never going back,
I love this me!
Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Don’t be a fake man now!
Here I stand
In my pretty dress
Let the world go on!
That man never bothered me anyway!
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Piggy Pet Sissy

kinky phonesex sissy4It has been a hot minute since I have paid homage to out beautiful Tinkerbell Transvestite, Piggy Pet mascot. She did so wonderful on her last sissy day in her beautiful pink bunny outfit. It was so revealing and humiliating for her to be in public like that.

Her next sissy day she is going to get all dolled up in that same revealing little outfit and do some community service work. How proud of her I will be when she does something good for the community and is humiliated and shamed at the same time!

On top of that she is working extra hard to be a good little piggy pet and help us with our vacation coming up. All of the Fuckalicious Girls are going to get together and have one big fuckalicious party on a beach somewhere in the coming months. Our piggy pet has to help us with that.

Of course this will also benefit all you real men out there that are lucky enough to catch us all in one place for some hot phone sex fun that is only available once a year!sissy special