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Ms Piggy Sissy Day

panty boy phone sex sissyOur own Tinkerbell Transvestite had another Sissy Day. I would have never guessed just how much Sissy looks like Ms Piggy when she puts on a snout and piggy ears, the only thing that was missing was a curly piggy tail to make our Piggy Pet complete. One thing is for sure, if Ms Piggy ever needs a stunt double, our cross dressing Fairy Fag can stand in for her.The pink dress was perfect, in fact Ms Piggy actually has the same dress. How adorable is that? And did you see the cute little business cards that Princess Levi had made for our Little Dicky Sissy? They are such a pretty pink and Sissy looks so cute on them.sissy training buss card I think Sissy should have to pass them out on her Sissy day and offer her services for parties. I would love to see Ms Piggy Sissy be the entertainment at a cross dressing drag queen’s birthday party. You know instead of a clown or a magician, they could hire Ms Piggy Sissy. That would be one way for our Blackmail Piggy Pet to earn extra money to give to Princess. Princess could be on the phone telling her Sissy what to do. Wouldn’t it be funny if Princess made Ms Piggy Sissy do a lump of shame in her panties in the middle of the party. Everyone would smell Stinky Sissy but no one would be able to see that Little Dicky getting hard because that lump of shame is bouncing around in her pretty frilly panties.crossdressing phone sex bacon Of course Sissy would have to record the entire thing so she could show it to Princess and be critiqued on her performance. I am sure it would take several parties and several tries before Sissy got it just right to Princess’s satisfaction. In the mean time we could all watch Sissy perform for us. And if Sissy made Princess mad, Sissy might find the videos on you tube like those pretty videos of spa day!  In fact there very well may be something in this blog that is linked to the video of those beautiful long eyelashes being applied. What a bid smile Sissy had on her face in that video! Happy hunting I know your going to look for it so you can watch the video.hot phone sex sissy

Family Fucking Fun

mommy phone sex darlaHarley loves it when his sexy granny comes over to play with his sexy mommy. We spoil him rotten in more ways then one. One of his favorite things to do when she visits is what we call his Sissy Show. We pick out pretty dresses with lots of frills and pretty panties to match. Granny gives him her makeup bag and I fork over my jewelry box with all it’s pretty earrings and jingly jangly bracelets. we retire to the living room with drinks and video cameras in hand while we patiently wait. Hailey emerges in all her glory for a fashion show like no other. she prances and and twirls and curtsies. She flips her long haired wig back and jingles her bracelets while we cat  call and whistle and clap for her. She eats it up and leaves to change into another cute dress. When she gives her grand finale, Granny cooks her favorite meal and we talk about how wonderful the fashion show was over our meal before cleaning up together and retiring to my room for a night of family fucking fun. Unfortunately Granny has been out of town traveling for some time now and Harley has been upset about not having our Granny time. Last night I surprised Harley with a stand in Granny, my friend Bernadette. I prepped Bernadette and she knew just what to do. The look on Harley’s little face was priceless and the night was almost as good as when my mom comes over. Bernadette even nailed the meal!sexy granny bernadette

Sissy’s Easter Surprise

Sissy phone sexSissy is going to be hopping down the bunny trail with a basket full of goodies and her cotton tail. This is the one year anniversary of my wonderful idea for Sissy to dress as a bunny. Her costume is so tight and revealing and it shows off her wonderful legs.  She is going to be so cute Princess Levi is going to make her hop around in her pretty pink bunny outfit with her panties full of poo like a good poo poo pansy. Bouncing around in her lump of shame. A pretty little sissy for the world to see. Her gold hoop ear rings bouncing as she skips to the jingle jangle of her pretty bracelets. Sissy is so happy in her Fairy Fagot world, humming her favorite song “I’m A Poo Poo Pansy”  a tune she wrote all by herself for her Princess.Mommy sex I think for Easter Sissy should write a new song to the tune of  “Here Comes Peter Cotton Tail” for us. I have to say the bunny costume is the best idea I have ever come up with. It doesn’t seem like it’s been a year since the first time she put it on and was so nervous about going out in public like that. I believe Sissy was told to get a Piggy costume next, to show everyone that she is a Piggy Pet as well as a Tinkerbell Transvestite. I want to see Sissy dressed as a dolly with a pacifier and a diaper and a baby bottle and a big rattle for her next Sissy day. She should have to go out in public for the entire day and have to stay in that diaper all day and not be allowed to go to a regular bathroom till the end of her Sissy day. She should wear a bonnet and a little sissy dress that is real short with her frilly panties showing from under neath. I know that would get a lot of attention! Happy Easter Sissy, it has been a year full of wonderful Sissy days, I can’t wait to see what this year brings…..

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Little Dickey

sissy phone sex sissy1My little Harley/ Hailey loves our Sissy Mascot. She tells me so all the time. Making me take her to Sissy’s very own Fuckalicious page so she can look at all the pretty pictures of Sissy and read all the stories about her. That is where she saw all the songs that our Sissy Fairy Fag has and she begged me to write one for her. So I wrote a wonderful nursery rhyme for my sweet little sissy, Harley. Of course since it was inspired by her idol, Sissy, how could I not share this with her? After all Harley is going to grow up and be just like her some day. All dressed in frilly dresses with big gold hoop earrings, feeling so pretty.  In fact I have been thinking about giving Harley sissy days just like our Tinkerbell Transvestite. Sissy loves going out in public, the attention, people taking pictures, pointing and laughing at her. Harley wouldn’t get that reaction just yet. She is to young, no one can tell she is really a boy when she dressed up like Hailey and goes out. But when she gets older she is going to be just like our very own Piggy Pet. I know for Sissy her sissy days are part of her humiliation and shame, but somewhere out there among all the laughing adults is a little boy that wants to let his little girl out and he is looking at sissy with the same admiration that my Harley does. So here is the debut of the Little Dickey nursery rhyme, Harley’s first and one of many that Sissy has, enjoy~Mommy Darla loves you girls!

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 Little Dickey

Rub, Rub , Rub your clit

Little as can be

Merrily merrily merrily

Squirty squirt for me

Twirl twirl twirl around

Pretty as can be

Prissy prissy prissy

Curtsy once for me

Curtsy curtsy curtsy low

Knee to the ground

Sissy sissy sissy

Open up your mouth

Prance prance prance around

Skipping as you go

Bouncy bouncy bouncy

Go your lovely locks

Rub rub rub your dick

Little as it may be

Tiny tiny tiny

Pinch it once for me

What is that between your legs

A dick that you can’t see

I think you are a girly girl

That is why you love to twirl

I Miss Sissy

sissy fairy fag6It has been such a long long time since I have written about Sissy. And even longer since I have heard her sweet sissy voice. I know that Princess Levi has been keeping Sissy busy and has been dishing out humiliation and shame just like Sissy deserves. I saw this t-shirt and thought of how pretty Sissy would look in a tight fitting t-shirt like this with a cute little mini skirt, a pair of heels and big hoop earnings. It  made me think that Sissy should get some glitter and the next time Princess gives her a Sissy day she should have to wear the outfit I described. When Sissy gets home, if she is a real good girl maybe Princess will let sissy be a PooPoo Pansy and play with her little tiny clitty covered in poo. But Sissy would have to buy some glitter and cover her clitty in glitter so that it mixes with her poo and she can say that her new shirt is accurate. That our Fairy Faggot does actual poop glitter. Princess might even be nice enough to let Sissy squirty squirt . Just thinking about it makes me giggle. What a sight that would be! incest phone sex darla

A Night With Daddy

milf phone sex darlaI love when Daddy comes to visit and so does my sweet son. Now that Daddy knows that Harley is a sissy we all have more fun then we ever have before. I have always been Daddy’s girl. As far back as I can remember Daddy has gently touched me in places that made me tingle, even before I knew what that meant. As far back as I can remember I have always loved kissing the head of Daddy’s worm and licking the sweet juice that dripped out for him. For me it was like candy. As far back I I can remember I loved it when Daddy licked and sucked my little nipples and my tender lips. The older I got the better it felt and the more I realized how much it meant to Daddy too. Now that Daddy is a Grandpa, I love sharing Harley with him too. Now he has two sweet girls to play with. Harley puts on his lacy panties when Daddy comes over and loves to lick and kiss Daddy’s dick just like I used to. And daddy loves to slide his dick inside Harley’s tight vagina just as much as Harley loves to have it done. I love the way Harley’s eyes glass over when daddy sucks her little tits and when Daddy lays her down and lifts her legs high in the air and licks that vagina before sliding his Daddy dick inside. We love our nights with Daddy.

My Night Of Kinky Phone Sex

kinky phone sex darlaI really need a grown up night. But I am feeling extra naughty. I colored my hair brown and took time to pick out an extra kinky dress. It is very short and sips up the front, no panties, no bra. Surveying myself in the mirror I feel especially naughty. The butterflies in my stomach let me know that tonight anything could happen. I still don’t know where I am going to go or what I am going to do but tonight there are no holds barred. Riding around town I know that I want to get into as much trouble as I can but I just don’t know what that will be yet. And then I see the big neon sign in the distance and my pussy starts getting wet. This is going to be better then any kinky phone sex I have had recently. The adult theater is calling my name silently. The closer I get to it the more fluttering I feel in my belly. I hope there are several men there to fuck my sweet, wet, tight pussy. I park the car, walk up to the booth and get my ticket. I walk into the theater and close the door behind me. It takes a few minutes for my eyes to adjust to the change from light to dark. I look up at the screen and there in front of me is a very well endowed blonde, her ass high in the air and a massive dick pounding her from behind. Looking around I see several recliners and some love seat style couches. It isn’t a full house but there are a few guys here, guess that will have to do. Boldly I walk to one of the love seats and sit next to a complete stranger. Unzipping my dress some I pull out one of my tits and start pinching my nipples between my fingers. I can see him watching me out of the corner of his eye as he lowers his hand to his cock and starts rubbing it. I lean over and whisper in his ear, “Please fuck me. Pull out that cock and let me ride it right here.” Before pulling back I lick his ear lobe and lift my dress so he can see my bald wet pussy. He doesn’t need persuading his dick is out in a flash and I sit on his lap facing the screen burying it in my hot pussy. To my delight it catches the attention of a couple of the other guys and soon they are moving closer. I know now that I am going to get just what I need, I am going to fuck them all right here in front of each other, in the theater!

Fallen From Grace

fucking aunt darlaEvery family has that one person that does not want to conform to what the family unit wants and expects of it’s members. The black sheep so to speak. Our family is no different. We have Aunt Grace. Despite the fact that she has turned away from our loving fold and refuses to be a part of our incest ways, I find her very beautiful and can’t help the reaction my pussy gets every time I see her. Even in the black habit that covers her body so modestly, I envision her sleek body underneath. I sometimes go to the church where she is a practicing nun and sit in the back just to watch her and masturbate to the memories of when we were younger and she enjoyed family fucking in that shy and timid way of hers that always turned me on.

Imagine my surprise when the other night I was in the next town over going to a new sex store on the seedy side of town and I see Sister Grace standing on a street corner. She was ministering all right but not in a habit and not the way a nun should.

There she was on the street corner and her role as a hooker was unmistakable. My panties were soaking wet looking at her, knowing what she was doing. I didn’t approach her, but I did take several pictures of her soliciting business. I even took one of her getting into a man’s car.

Driving home I couldn’t help but wonder if her clients knew that she is a nun. If she some how used that to make more money. Or if she kept it a secret.

Not being able to stand the suspense I went home and called in a favor. He agreed to go to her corner and pay for her services as well as record it all and bring it back to me.

After watching just what Sister Grace does when she moon lights as a hooker and fucking my pussy to the sights and sounds of our righteous Aunt Grace I decided that the entire family should know her secret.

I set up a dinner and everyone was invited. I told them all to send me any pictures they had from years past and that I was going to set up a slide show for after dinner so we could all reminisce.Of course I added my Aunt Grace’s video to the end.

It was an interesting evening to say the least.

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Cherries Aren’t Just For Pies

sexy mommy darlaI have always loved cherries. The sweet yet tart flavor. The sexy, dark red color. The smooth round shape. There is some thing so sensual about the Cherry. I am sure that is why our virginity is referred to as a cherry and loosing that virginity is called getting your cherry popped.

A girl never forgets the day she got her cherry popped or the man that did it. I know that I won’t ever forget the day Daddy came to me and filled my tight, pink honey pot with his huge fuck stick. I will always remember his hands eagerly groping my body, pinching my nipples. The taste of the whiskey on his breath when he pressed his mouth to mine as he hovered over me, easing my legs apart and lowering his hard dick until it touched the wet folds of my pussy. I will never forget how it felt as he pushed in, trying to go slow and then loosing control and just pushing in me deep and exploding inside me with a jerk.

My obsession with cherries just grew the older I got. I got a job as a bartender and would tease the patrons by seductively putting the cherries between my lips, licking the small round ball, sucking it into my mouth just like I would the bulbous head of a dick. In truth it turned me on to tease them. sexy mommy cherry

I don’t remember where I got the idea, but eventually I learned to tie the cherry stem in my mouth using only my tongue. I would bet the fellas at the bar that I could accomplish this and not only did it tease them but it made me extra money too.

Expanding my teasing and in an effort to increase my tips and popularity, I started bringing chocolate covered cherries to work. The kind with the thick, white filling. I learned to bite just a piece of the chocolate off and lick all that creamy gooey goodness out from around the fruit before scooping it out with my tongue and finally eating the chocolate shell.

It has been a while since I tended bar and had so much fun with the guys. But today being National Pie Day, I decided to have a little fun. i went to a local diner, ordered a big slice of cherry pie. With the sweet filling oozing onto my plate I sat there for a long time, taking my time and teasing every guy that walked into the diner.

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He Is Home!

incest sex darlaMy brother has been gone since just after 9/11. He went to work for the government and they have kept him all to themselves for security reasons. When he called just before Christmas and said he was coming home, my sister, my mom and I knew that we would welcome him with open arms, among other things.

As soon as he walked through the door we bombarded him with hugs and kisses. All of our pussies were so wet with excitement to see him again. I couldn’t help but lead the pack by sticking my tongue in his mouth and showing him how much I love and missed him. My hand instinctively reached for his crotch while I swirled my tongue in his mouth and pressed my chest into his.

He was hairy and manly and rough from his time away. My mother, sister and I have always had a special relationship but we never included my brother and at this moment I can’t tell you why. It felt so good to know that he was going to be part of what we shared.

We all could tell that he was taken aback but his dick told us that he certainly did appreciate the attention. I got on my knees and took his salty, sweaty dick in my mouth. It must have been a while since he had been with a woman because it didn’t take long for him to fill my mouth up with his cum.

We took him to the bathroom and undressed him while we prepared a nice hot bubble bath so that we could give him a man scape. Mom wanted him all to herself for a while so my sister and I went to prepare him a good home cooked meal and left them alone. We later learned that mom just couldn’t wait to have his dick deep in her ass and have him fill her up with his cum.

I guess it is only fair that she be the first one to have his cock. He is still home, they haven’t called him back yet. We are getting all of him we can, He never has less then two of us in bed with him.

Since our first time together we have kept his cock happy and his balls drained. We should have done this a long time ago!