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They earned their beach trip!

gilf phone sexMy grands want a beach vacation this summer, they want me to rent a beach house and spend at least a week right on the ocean. Honestly it sounds heavenly but I can’t just give it to them, they have to earn their beach trip! I can’t spoil them rotten, it wouldn’t be fair so starting now they will be doing all kinds of things for grandma to earn their vacation. The very first thing they will be doing is crawling up between my legs and licking this pussy till I cum… I am tired of masturbating, I want sweet little lips and tongues on my juicy pussy. Then they will be entertaining some visitors for me, someone has to earn the money for this trip and it’s not going to be just me! I am going to rent out their sweet little pussies and tiny cocks and make them earn all the money we need… trust me they are going to love this trip even more if they earn it for themselves!

Grandma knows what you need baby

grandma phone sexGrandma knows exactly what you need baby, you need a hot sexy woman like me to satisfy your cock the right way. I won’t make you beg for it, or act like I’m doing you a favor by sucking that dick… no, grandma is going to suck that cock like it’s my favorite thing to do… because it is! Grandma loves sucking cock, especially cock that is so young and so untrained! I will teach you everything you need to know baby… and I will help you learn how to make it last a long time before you cum too! All you need is a caring teacher like me to make you into the best fuck a girl has ever had and who doesn’t want that? I can help you baby and make you feel really good the whole time I’m helping you too… all you have to do is let me. Come on over sweetie, grandma wants to play today!

Did you know that we do text sessions too?

sexy grannyDid you know that we offer text sessions here too? It’s so easy to do too! All you have to do is text me on yahoo messenger my name there is Dirty.Bernadette, just give me a quick call to give me your information and verify your age and that is it! It’s perfect for when you want to get off but you can’t talk much because your wife is in the next room, or maybe you are an international caller that wants to get off without running up your phone bill, or maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason is sweetheart, grandma can find a way to make you comfortable and happy and oh so satisfied. Why, just the other day I had a lovely text session with a boy that wanted to be my sweet little grandson. He was too shy to want a phone session but over text he really opened up to me! We had so much fun playing together and now he plans to do a text session with me every week! I swear baby boy, you are going to have so much fun with grandma!

Don’t you love sexy grandma pics?

sexy grandma picsDon’t you just love sexy grandma pics? I bet you do or you wouldn’t have stumbled across my page, now would you? Mhm, I knew you did, grandma knows all sweetheart and don’t you forget it! Anyway, did you ever wonder who was taking all these sexy granny pictures? Let me give you a hint, it’s not some boring professional photographer that’s for sure, I have my sweet and perfect grandson take all of my sexy pictures. He’s very good with a camera and he gets all the most flattering shots but by far the best part is that I get to fuck his brains out after he’s done taking pictures. The whole time he is clicking away, I can see his cock getting harder and harder and I know that he is waiting eagerly for grandma to come and suck it the way he likes best!

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Don’t worry sweetheart, this grandma will have plenty of time for you too… and right now my time is cheap as hell! Take a look at my specials, I bet you can find one that will work for you… now don’t keep granny waiting!

This sexy granny went solo today!

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went solo today! You see, I didn’t have to watch the grands today so I had the whole house to myself… but I was bored as hell. I just didn’t know what to do with myself, I tried cleaning up but there weren’t very many chores that needed doing. And then I thought about cooking or baking something delicious but honestly that just seemed like way too much work. There was nothing good on tv and I couldn’t find a book I wanted to read, it was ridiculous how bored I was! I didn’t want to be all bored and restless all damn day so I thought to myself, maybe a good couple of orgasms would turn my day around. Of course I would have loved to get those orgasms from my favorite little ones but since they weren’t around I was going to have to take care of myself. I didn’t even bother to go upstairs and get my vibrator because I was really feeling lazy so I went the old fashioned route… fingers only. I teased my pussy, gently rubbing my clit until my panties were soaked before I actually took them off. I slid one finger in… then two… then three and soon I was furiously finger fucking this cunt until I squirted all over the place! I made a huge mess but you know what? I don’t even care how long it takes me to clean up! It felt so amazing to just have that one brief private moment alone, it’s pretty rare that I get that kind of private time. But clearly I see now that I am going to have to change some things up around here, after all this grandma has her own needs too! I know that from now on, I will be taking a little more time for myself from now on.

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I just can’t keep my hands off it!

grandma phone sexGrandma can’t keep her hands off her grandson’s perfect little dick! Every time I get my hands on that cock it gets SO hard! All for me. It’s a small little dick, because he is a young one but still…it can satisfy a dirty grandma like me! I like to feel a nice ribbed cock that fills granny up better than anything! I know I am going to have plenty of time with him over spring break…I am going to enjoy tasting his cock all day every day. Every boys dream vacation is to have their cock pampered. By not just anyone but a woman of experience and love. Someone who knows exactly how to treat that cock! Kisses to get that precum on my lips, licks and lots of sucking to get that whole cock in my mouth to taste every last inch. Grandma sucks that cock best! And I am going to get it all the whole spring break over and over…until his little balls are empty.

I just LOVE young cock!

sexy grannyMmm… something about a nice young boy cock that gets this fucking pussy dripping wet. It’s not that big of a secret that I will take any little boys dick that I can get my hands, mouth and pussy on. I can’t get enough of those young cocks and all the neighborhood boys know it. That’s why they keep coming to take care of my cunt…all the fucking time. They know that nothing turns me on more than a nice smooth cock. It certainly doesn’t have to be the biggest cock in the world, I have learned to appreciate all cocks and show every cock the attention that is deserved. They like their one on one time with me and they love their gangbang times with me too! They are all so good at sharing and I love every moment that I have a cock in one (or hopefully all) of my holes! That’s what makes my cunt the wettest, being fucked and fucking all those nice young dicks.

I love all my lil sweeties!

grandma phone sexI love my lil sweeties, they make grandma happier than anything. I have given them all their own private lessons since they were very young. Taught them how to keep grandma happy and taught them what to do to be my favorite. They all fight for that spot…the favorite spot. The favorite one gets to sleep in bed with grandma, bathe with me, taste all the best treats I have and watch as much TV as possible when of course they’re not getting fucked. The favorite one gets to be shared with all my friends, there’s a lot of naughty people that love my lil sweeties as much as I do…and they want to see how they can pleasure them. Are you thinking you could pleasure or be pleasured by one of my favorite LITTLE sweethearts? I can show you they’re guaranteed to please! Granny taught them EVERYTHING any dirty little slut should know – boy or girl. Come give my favorite baby a good time, with me watching and helping of course!

Sleepover time!

gilf phone sexGranny is having another sleepover tonight! The grand brats love to come over for a sleepover at their grandma dearest house. Of course there will be more than enough little ones to go around for you to join in on the fun… if you’re interested in being a naughty grandpa with me. I am completely open with sharing my simply adorable little grand brats with you tonight at the naughtiest and most taboo sleepover you’ve ever imagined! It’s almost something straight outta a porno…we’re a nasty, fucking naughty family that is VERY close and is very into incest and nastiest  things you can think of. Imagine me laid back making my nipples hard and my pussy wet and on display for my little grand brat. She knows what to do to it she was raised right just like all of the others. You can have your pick there’s more than enough to choose from all different ages sizes and of course experience levels. She is going to take care of her grandma in the best way possible with her cute little wet tongue. You can watch, join, or take one of your own off for yourself. Either way these cute tight little babygirl and babyboy bodies are going to have you cumming in no time…I know that’s the kind of effect they have on their granny.

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It’s my favorite time of year

grandma phone sexAhhh, this just might be my favorite time of the year. A time of fresh new things, a spring cleaning kind of weather. That’s exactly what I am going to do, a spring cleaning that is going to be even better than last year! I strive for a sexier time than the last every year because grandma is going to take care of her little ones this year. Well my little ones, little ones. You see my daughter and her husband are going on a lil mini vacay with her husband so I’ll be with them for a whole week. I can see it now. Cleaning naked, going through grandma’s toys to see which ones to keep and which ones to get rid of…mhm and we’ve all got to take baths together in order to make sure the tub is nice and clean. I am all about those little bodies, touching them all over is all I need to do. But it’s the sex I am looking forward to! I am in fact going to spread those little lips apart to fuck that tight cunt and that sweet lil bottom too.