I’m Too Old for Pregnant Phone Sex, But My Daughter is Still Fertile

pregnant phone sexObviously, I am too old for pregnant phone sex unless you believe in miracles, LOL. But my daughter is very fertile. And she has her third bun in the oven. This time the pool of potential daddies is much larger. The baby daddy contenders include my husband, my stepson, her brother again, my nephew, a coworker and a few Tinder hookups. Of course, we hope the baby daddy is family. So, next year, I will be a grandma for the third time.

Let me tell you how horny my girl gets knocked up. I think it is true for most women. The raging hormones feed our sex drives. She seemed insatiable over our 4th of July celebration. So, I thought perhaps I should plant the seed in her head that she might want to take a pregnancy test. Plus, a pregnant pussy tastes different. And I ate her pussy during her last two pregnancies. And sure enough, the rabbit done died.

I’m Gonna Be a Grandma Again

But she is still in her first 2 months. Not showing physically yet. However, the sex drive kicked into overboard and her weird cravings are back too. Who eats peanut butter and popcorn? My pregnant daughter, LOL. But she can eat anything she wants if I can eat her. Last pregnancy, she had her mommy eating her pussy several times a day. And I do not think this pregnancy will be any different. Other than now she has a stepdaddy and a stepbrother to help eat and fuck her too.

We are all so excited too. I have fully embraced being a sexy granny. I have all the benefits with none of the responsibilities. But I do make it my mission to teach them all about sex. And one more in the mix will make my life more fun and hotter too. The next 7.5 months will be exciting. I am going to teach my two little grands how to eat mommy’s preggo pussy.

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