Two Tylenol and a Cum Chaser: The Perfect Cure for a Hangover

fucking aunt family funI thought I was going to be alone on New Year’s Eve this year. My son and my daughter both had other plans. I was feeling very sad about this, so I started drinking early in the day. I got so drunk, I sent a very naughty text to my nephew about how much I wanted to fuck his young hard dick. Asked him if he had a friend who would like to fuck a cougar he could bring with him. Promised them booze and pussy if they would just spent New Year’s Eve with me. What school boys would not want booze and pussy to ring in the new year? We had a great time too. They did body shots off my perfectly flat tummy. I sucked their cocks until they shot bucket loads of jizz in my face. I let them double penetrate me so they each got a turn at my equally tight holes. I taught them the art of eating pussy.  I even popped his friend’s cherry too. Before last night his cock had never been in anything other than his hand.

Fucking my nephew and his friend turned out to be a pretty hot way to ring in 2015. But, I woke up with cum matted all over my body and a wicked hangover. I can hold my cum, not my liquor. Especially, when I start drinking at noon. Luckily for me, the boys stayed the night. The best thing to cure a hangover  is a little hair of the dog that bit you. Or a glass of the jizz that fucked you. I had two young sperm banks laying beside me too. At their age, they still get morning wood and pee hardons. Milking their cocks for a cumosa or cumarita or a slow gin jizz would not be difficult.

aunt phone sex incest mommyHell, they were passed out cold. I couldn’t wake them and my head was going to explode. I did what any hung over, naughty aunt would do. I milked their prostates. Boys don’t need to be awake to ejaculate. I slid a finger up each sleeping boy’s ass and milked all the cum out of their young  cocks. You may not know this, but when you milk a prostate, you drain the cock better than with your pussy. That means I got twice as much cum from each schoolboy as I did in my holes last night. I drained their cocks into a wine glass, popped two Tylenol in my mouth, and chased it with a big glass of cum.

My hangover was cured in less than 30 minutes. In fact, I felt better than I had in a long time, so when those boys did awake from their booze coma, I fucked them all over again. Happy New Year to me.

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