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Grease Monkey Goodies

mommy phonesex darlaWhen it rains it pours, or that is what they say. For me it seems to be true. In the span of four days my car, and both of my best mommy friend’s cars all broke down.
Luckily I know a good mechanic but none of us have the funds for the repairs. So we put our heads and pussies together and decided to offer him a barter he can not refuse.
The three of us make a hot ass team with dripping wet pussy every where. We not only know how to fuck and suck his balls off but we know just how to please each other.
We walked into his office dressed to kill. We closed his office door and you could hear the click of the lock. Standing in front of his desk we tell him that we need work done to our cars and we are wiling to pay with ourselves. As we dropped our clothes to the floor revealing our naughty undies the intake of his breath was audible.
The deal was he get a sneak peak of all of us together to jerk his cock to and give him incentive and once the repairs were done he would have a whole night with all of us together. We would worship his cock and service him until he was all tuned up and his engine was running in tip top shape.
As soon as the proposal was out of our mouths he was in full agreement, hard cock in hand as he watched us begin to lick and caress each other. When we dipped our fingers into each others pussies and pulled them out covered in juice, we slid our fingers in between his lips all at once and his dick began to jerk and spew all over his belly.
We all kissed him sweetly, leaving our panties “accidentally on purpose” on his office floor along with our cars.
With a wink we told him to give us a call when the service was done and we would see him for his grand finale.
He must have had his entire crew working around the clock because within 24 hours all our cars were purring like kittens and he was in our bed with us purring too. He did such a good job so quickly that we have a little surprise for him, our little ones are waiting in the wings and the girls will all join us in thanking him family style in a little bit.

Computer Fun

mommy phonesex lillyHarley and I have found a new pass time. We search the computer for pictures of other mommies and their panty boys. We look up make up sites and find out different ways to make ourselves beautiful. We have searched for wigs and pretty panties and even bought a few things that Harley really liked. But more recently we have been searching naughty sites. Phone sex sites and porn sites. Harley gets to read the bio’s to me, it helps with his reading and it is fun for both of us. We have found lots of fetishes that he has never heard of and we have made a list of things we are going to try together in the near future. One that he seems most interested in is an enema fetish. He says he wants something in his vagina like mommy gets when her boyfriends come over and he gets to watch. We have been talking a lot about how mommy is going to fill his little vagina full of water and then make him hold it while she plays with his clitty making it hard. He knows he isn’t allowed to spill a drop of water until mommy gives him permission just like anything else we do. Harley never does anything with out permission. My pussy gets wet every time we talk about his enema and I think that this weekend will be the time we are going to do it!

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Darla and The Dragon

mommy phonesex darlaA friend of ours created this wonderful cartoon picture of me and a dragon. so we got together and wrote a bed time story for Harley called Darla & The Dragon And this is our tale:

Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman named Darla. Her skin was creamy like sweet milk and between her legs was a golden nest that was warm and wet and could bring a ray of sunshine to the gloomiest day.
Darla had a closet full of the most beautiful silky underwear and lingerer. Handsome men would come from all over the world bringing her the finest silk panties and bras in exchange for spending time with her.
Darla loved the beautiful underwear but was sad because when the men would leave she was all alone.
One day while walking through the forest Darla came across a fire breathing dragon. He was horribly nasty and no one could make him happy. But when he saw Darla in her beautiful panties, he stopped and gazed in wonder.
As Darla got closer and the wind shifted, he could smell the sweet and musky scent coming from that golden place between her legs.
His heart instantly softened and he wanted to be near her, he needed her to sooth the savage beast with in him.
He approached her cautiously and she smiled at him sweetly slowly taking off her skimpy undies, showing him her perfect body. He took her in his claws and gently held her close, caressing her and loving her like no other ever had.
Darla came to him everyday and it wasn’t long before Darla’s belly began to swell. Soon she and The Dragon had a beautiful little one they named Harley.
Harley loved to wear his mothers panties and would dance and sing close by when his mommy and daddy were together in the woods. Darla was never lonely again.
And they all loved happily ever after. ~~~~The End

Playground Fun

I love taking the twins to the playground. It makes my pussy so wet to watch them run around, knowing what we will do when we get home, but what I really want to do is find a spot where we can hide from all the other little ones and enjoy each other out in the open. The thought of incest with my little ones with the sound of laughing and playing in the background just drives me wild. The thought of Michelle’s mouth on Mikey’s cock while my mouth is on her pussy while we listen to the laughing and playing of little ones of all sizes and shapes oblivious to what we are doing. I love this fantasy and one day we will do it.

To Tell The Truth

mommy phonesex darlaOK now you have to tell the truth…
When was the first time you remember sneaking into the bathroom and digging through the hamper, sitting on the floor and sniffing the scent of your mommy or your sister’s pussy off their panties?
When was the first time you remember sneaking into your mommy or your sister’s room and rubbed their silky panties on your face, your dick getting hard with an overwhelming desire to put them on and feel them against your cock?
When was the first time you looked at your self in the mirror wearing your mommy or your sister’s panties and bra longing to put on their makeup and look just like them?
When was the first time you knew your dick was your clitty and that you wanted your vagina filled up just like your mommy and sister’s?
It’s OK you can tell the truth, I won’t tell, it can be our little secret!

How I Crave Your Wicked Ways

I notice you there in the audience every weekend, watching me on stage dancing and stripping for a packed roomful of pussy hungry men. And even though there are hundreds of pairs of eyes on my long, lean, perfect body, I can feel your stare burning into my flesh.

You can feel it too can’t you? You know as I’m on stage writhing my body, slowly and erotically removing my costume and dancing on the pole I’m doing all  for your pleasure. I want to seduce and please you, letting you know although I give endless pleasure to countless men it’s you I want to be possessed by.

At the end of the evening, I know you’ll be there waiting for me and my pussy drips at the moment we’re together. You ask me, “Haven’t you made me wait for you long enough?” And I tell you that I am all yours and that I’ll never make you wait again.

Once you have me alone, I become your submissive little fuck doll who I give my body complete control to you. I worship your cock and giving you ultimate pleasure is my only goal.

Order your little whore to her knees and thrust your throbbing dick down my throat, make me gag on it. My eyes never leave your gaze as you pump your shaft hard and deep down my throat. Tell me all the ways I can satisfy you, use me over and over.

My tight, sweet cunt aches to be given the hard fucking only you can. Control my body and mind, take me to another level of pure, erotic pleasure. I’ll never quench my thirst for your creamy, milky cum, I need every last drop.

 Everything I am is yours, including my sweet little angel who sleeps in her little bed n the next room. Just tell me what you desire of me and it  will be given to you, I wait to hear from you…

Luvin My New Neighbor

Cougar phone sexRecently a new guy moved in down the street, I love to exercise at the gym, and job or walk around the neighborhood in the evenings. The other night on my walk I noticed a moving truck and it appeared someone was moving into the home that has been vacant for a few months now. As I passed by and noticed there were only men there and wondered about who my new neighbors would be. I waited until the next day and decided to bake one of my favorite casseroles and take it to them to welcome them to the neighborhood.

An extremely good looking man who looked to be about the same age as myself answered the door. I introduced myself and welcomed him to the neighborhood and handed him the casserole. We chatted for a few minutes then as I turned to leave he asked if I would stay and enjoy the meal with him as he lived alone and had no one to share the casserole with. I gladly accepted his invitation and went inside. As you can imagine there were boxes everywhere and we ended up eating off of paper plates and the conversation just seemed to flow so easy.

After dinner we went out to the living room and sat on his couch and began talking more and we just seemed to click. The evening turned quite romantic, we must have sat on his couch for hours just kissing, fondling and cuddling with one another. I know I am a cougar and he is my age, however like myself he keeps himself quite fit and is very good looking. It was getting very late and he offered to walk me home. On the way to my place he thanked me for such as wonderful first date and asked if he could take me out on a proper date tomorrow night. I think this has potential and could lead to something more than just a casual friend with benefits. I am looking forward to our date and hope he is a good of a lover as he is a kisser.

Ever Wonder What it would like to Fuck a Robot?

Cougar phone sexLast night I had the strangest dream ever! I woke up in a sweat, not sure if it was because I was scared that the dream seemed so real or if it was because I got so turned on my the whole thing. I dreamed that our community had been taken over by robots, some of these robots looked human, while others looked quite different. In my dream I got up and took a drive around town to see what was going on and to try to find someone to help. I was headed toward the local police department as I was sure they could and would help.

On the drive there I saw robots everywhere and they were all fucking each other, fucking women, both young and old. By the time I got to the police station and ran inside everyone in the station were robots too! I was so scared I wasn’t sure what to do at this point. Then one of the robots came up to me and said he should escort me home for my safety. I was so scared but really had no choice but to do as he asked. I went out and got into my car and he followed me in some sort of a robotic contraption.

Once at my house he said he needed to come inside with me to check my home to be sure all was clear and that I would be safe. He said he would stay with me until I fell asleep, I was scared, and did exactly as I was told. This robot took me to my bedroom and had me lay down, then this huge electronic penis came out of his body and he told me to stay calm it would be over in a few minutes and he assured me I would enjoy the experience. It was at this point I woke up in a sweat and ran out to the living room and looked out the window! I was so relieved to realize it was just a bad dream! I must be sexually frustrated and can’t wait for another date with my new neighbor!

Play Date

mommy phonesex lillyThe Twins had a play date today. We usually have them over here but today I had some errands to run and they wanted to play over there. I have known the other  mom for a while and she has always seemed level headed and open minded. So I agreed.
I got a phone call in the middle of my errands that I needed to come right away and get the twins.
This woman sounded frantic, like there was an emergency, yet she assured me the twins were not injured or sick.
I rushed over and they were sitting on the couch all alone, heads down and the other little ones were no where in site.
She took me aside and began telling me that my twins needed help and that there was  hope for him. Looking at her dumb founded I listened as she rambled.
She found the twins and her little ones in the room playing house for real! “This isn’t normal you know” she kept saying over and over.
I tried to calm her down by telling her they were playing make believe and it wasn’t the end of the world.
It took everything in me not to laugh at her.
I took the twins home and held them close letting them nuzzle my breasts to feel better before we played house for real ourselves. Mickey loves having sister wives like the guy on TV.

Grandma phone sex

Grandma phone sexMy little ones love their grandparents, but they don’t understand that Mommy doesn’t always want them to come around.  My little one was begging for his grandma and grandpa to come over for a long time before I agreed to let him call and ask them to come over.  I know they feel the same way I do, so they aren’t looking forward to being here.  We all love the little ones so we try and be nice for them, but I can’t seem to keep my mouth shut.  I always wind up telling my mother a few things that upset her and make my dad yell at me, but I don’t really give a fuck so I will do it every time they come over I’m sure!

When my parents arrived I was already pissed off because they were late, but they think they are the only ones with a life I suppose. My Dad started in on me right away, so I took him in my room and fucked him really quick so he would shut up.  My mother went into the little ones room and read them a story, but she fell asleep in the rocking chair.  My little guy has been commenting for weeks about fucking Grandma, and I suppose he thought this was his chance because she woke up to him between her legs eating her out.  I never laughed so hard in my life, and my little guy was so proud of himself.  It’s always so stressful when my parents show up, but this time at least we had some comic relief.  I guess GILF phone sex will happen around here whether you want it to or not.