Mikey and Michelle are in rare form today. Of all days the day I have set up for us to go get family pictures done. Mikey is in one of his moods and Michelle is being over sensitive and a little bitchy. But I had this planned for weeks and come hell or high water these damned brats are going to get their pictures taken. We get to the studio and Mikey is getting more out of control, Michelle is on the verge of tears from him tormenting her and I am ready to beat the tar out of both of them. We get in position for the first picture and just as it is about to be snapped Mikey puts up devil horns on Michelle’s head. The photographer is very patient and tries again. This time Mikey pulls the biggest black dildo I had at the house out of his pants pocket and just as the picture is about to be snapped he puts it up to his mouth and opens wide. By now the photographer is appalled and I am livid. But the more I think about it this is just how our little family is. So I stop fighting and let it roll how it will. I must say we have some interesting pictures and I can only imagine what the people in the developing studio said and did as they were developing our pictures!
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Picture Day Surprise
School Daze
The end of the year always makes me reminisce about all the past experiences I had when I was a school. The most memorable part about this year was my grades. Most semesters I had straight A’s because all of the ass I gave away. I was a hot little slut in my teeny years too! I got one B though. Only because I never let one of my Professors fuck me. He was an older handsome guy that knew girls would throw themselves at him for a decent mark.. Haha! He was too arrogant for me and I wanted him to realize that he wasn’t that great to where he could get this wet cunt. I wanted him to work for it. Of course he was hot but I’m hotter! Now that I’m older, men LOVE my body even more and I use it to my advantage. When I was younger I had the same curvacious shape and it made the boys and girls go wild. I never felt too bad for teasing my Professor though. He loved getting teased with my slutty outfits and flirty comments in class. Not a class went by that I wasn’t toying with my pussy thinking about how bad he wanted me. I knew this because he would always ask me to see him after class for “talks”. The most I gave him was a blowjob under his desk for a good midterm grade. I even let him blow his huge mess all over my pretty face. He said I only got a B for blowjobs and when I’m ready for an A I know what I have to do. What a prick! That made my pussy ache for him though because, to me, there’s nothing like a man that stays with the upper hand. He surely showed my young ass who the boss was. Hmmm. I wonder what he’s up to now. Do you think he’s still interested in giving me a good grade?
Water Sports Are My Favorite
Most women and men like water, and most like sports. I’m a hot and horny female who loves both combined. Football, soccer, hockey, and basketball are all popular sports. Swimming pools, saunas, hot tubs, all are used for enjoyment and fun. But nothing compares to the fun of actual watervsports like the kind I am into. During sex I love when a guy whips out his huge cock and fucks me like crazy, and lets me blow him and empty his balls into my mouth. But what most women don’t realize is that you can make a cock do a lot more than just cum. When he runs out of cum and his balls are empty, I still want more out of his cock. Not only can he whip me across the face with it, he can also empty his full bladder all over my face and into my mouth. There’s nothing like the feeling of warm piss fresh from his bladder, spraying across my face and running down all over my nipples and tits. The taste is simply amazing, sometimes I can even taste what he drank hours before. Piss not only tastes great, it makes me cum all over again.
Sexy Stripper Mommy Lauren
You know all those things about strippers, how we’re all little whores who will do anything to make money off our smoking hot bodies and can’t get fucked enough? Well, okay it’s true but it’s all that and a whole lot more at least in my case.
I am the ultimate stripper MILF who will do anything for my little girl and when I say anything, that’s exactly what I mean. My job as a good Mommy is to teach her everything I know how to use the beautiful looks she has been blessed with and how to lure men into giving in and giving up all to her.
And you know, my sweet girl is a natural, of course Mommy teaches her the little tricks that are my specialty, but she has that thing you’re either born with or you’re not. And she definitely knows how to turn on the sexy and work a guy old enough to be her Paw Paw and get whatever her little heart desires.
I love my sweet angel so much, and I never forget to show her just how much every single day, in our very own special way of course…….
Sissy Cotton Tail
I am so proud of Sissy for being a good little Sissy Bunny on Sissy Day! She looks so beautiful in her pretty pink bunny outfit with her pink bunny ears and her pretty little cotton tail. She did so good it was all I asked for and more! So I wrote Sissy a new Sissy Song to the tune of “Here Comes Peter Cotton Tail”. I can’t wait for her to sing it for me. We have the best Sissy Mascot ever here at Fuckalicious!
Sissy’s On her Way
Here comes Sissy Cotton Tail
Hopin” down the Sissy Trail
Hippity hopity Sissy’s on her way
Got get her legs waxed smooth
So she can bust her Sissy move
Hippity hopity Sissy’s on her way
Looking like a sissy girl
Doesn’t need a jerry curl
Hipity hopity Sissy’s on her way
Make ups done to a tee
Bunny ears for all to see
Hippity hopity Sissy’s on her way
Going to the mall to shop
Getting pretty Sissy stuff
Hippity hopity Sissy’s on her way
Making us all so proud
She’s a Sissy for the crowd
Hipity hoppity Sissy’s on her way
Earning her claim to shame
Sissy loves our little game
Hipity hoppity Sissy’s on her way
Fun In The Park
Now that school is out my favorite part of summer vacation is approaching; Summer Camp. Some can’t tell from my big full tits and round black ass that I love to be manipulated by tiny hands. Though the rough feel of a grown man’s hand slappin’ this ass is titillating, there’s something about having young smooth fingers rubbing my body that really turns me on! I often visit the park down the street during the warmer months since it has the yummiest little sweaty morsels playing in the hot summer sun. The counselors keep a close eye on the little ones most of the times but every so often I can get one of the fucking brats to come behind the porter potty for some fun in the park. I stalk my prey and then like a cougar, I POUNCE! Boy or girl it doesn’t matter. Once I feel their wet tongues slide across my clit its all the same to me. I’m sure you can only imagine the things I can make a runt do for a cold Popsicle on a blazing summer afternoon. Mmmm, thinking about it makes me want to take a trip to the park now! Call me before I leave so I can share all the dirty things I’m going to make these virgins do.
Dinner At The Movie
Inez and I seem to find a way to have fun no matter where we go. Men look at us and think we are sisters most of the time and we don’t tell them we are mother an daughter until their cock is between our lips and we are licking it like a candy cane. Last night was no different. We went to the movies and were getting our popcorn and sodas when a hot young stud muffin started flirting with us hard core. He asked if he could sit with us and of course we said yes. Putting him right in the middle of us in the dark theater we wasted no time at all running our hands up his legs and caressing his huge cock. At this point neither of us cared much about the movie, or our popcorn. Together we took some ice out of our drinks, filled our mouths and got on our knees to suck his man dick. When he felt the cold ice and our warm lips he put his hands on our heads and let out a moan. We sucked his dick though he whole movie and made him come several times. Licking our lips we said goodbye and went home to fuck each other like good mommy and daughters do.
Baby Sissy
Sissy is such a good little cross dressing, fairy faggot. She loves to go shopping all dressed up in her pretty dress for her diapers. She has to be prepared for her baby Sissy times with her Princess. We do so love our Tinkerbell Transvestite and her humiliation and shame. She is the best diaper wearing, pacifier sucking, piggy pet, fairy fagot Fuckalicious Mascot ever! Sissy makes such a horrible fake man, but she is such a good fairy fagot. My favorite times are when she sings for us about how she loves being our Sissy! No one could ever replace her here at Fuckalicious.She certainly has earned all the humiliation and shame that her pathetic little pansy self has asked for! I think today, Mother’s Day, is the perfect day for her to put on her diapers and sing us a song while she enjoys her lump of shame. It would be a wonderful Mother’s Day gift for all of the nasty mommies here at Fuckalicious. I know it would make this superior female very happy!