Hey Santa, I left something special for you under the tree. No milk and cookies but plenty of MILF and nookie. I have always believed in Santa and tried to catch him coming on Christmas eve. Now it’s my fantasy to catch him and make him cum. I bet ol Santa has a great big cock with a mushroom head like Rudolph’s nose. And those big sacks he carries makes me wonder about the other ones down under. I’m gonna stay up late this Christmas, dress in my slutiest little elf outfit, and wait for that sexy old man to arrive.
Santa won’t be able to resist my charms and no man can turn down a blowjob. I’ll drop to my knees, undo that big shiny buckle, and reveal Santa’s secret. Santa’s knees will buckle while I slurp his bags, and inhale his massive cock. I just know he has a huge one. It was on my Christmas wish list. “Oh, Santa, please take me off your naughty list and bring me something good for Christmas.” I’ll beg. And he’ll just say “Ho,Ho,ho, no,no,no” as his candy cane erupts filling my mouth with sugar plum goodness.
Won’t you please come play Santa for me on the phone?” I’ll be a very good girl while I sit on your lap, rubbing your cock, as I tell you what I want for Christmas.
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Santa’s Slutty Elf
Text and Edgeplay with Mommy
I felt you spasm inside of me and I knew that I had won. Being able to hold back an orgasm is a great thing when it comes to sex. Every girl needs a good hard pussy pounding and a mind blowing orgasm. Not one wants a poke n squirt. I’ve been working on your cock control for the past few weeks. You were a minute man whose cock lasted a few strokes before you were panting and blowing that load. Totally useless to me, I must admit, but you were young and willing to try. I decided to start you on a regime of cock control, erotic hypnosis, and edging. I start with a long slow blowjob, taking you into my mouth and teasing you, swirling my tongue around that fat head, licking your nuts as I stroked you with my hand. Every time I felt those balls draw up tight, I stopped. We started with 10 minutes of edgeplay and had worked up to 30. I was so proud of my son.
Yes, my son, my very own fucktoy since he was a boy. Mommy thought it was cute when he was young, the way he couldn’t control himself when he touched my pussy. He’d poke his young cock into my pussy or between my tits and almost immediately blow his load. If you are experiencing this same problem and you need a kind mommy to help you become a man, then give me a call.
All I want for Christmas is a P-Santa
All I want for Christmas is to take a ride around the world with P-Santa and help him visit all the little ones. I bet Santa loves it when they sit on his big fat lap. I imagine Santa sitting there with a big hard cock throbbing as they squirm on his lap. Tight little asses giving him a lapdance and innocently rubbing tiny cunnies against his hands as he lifts them up. No young one is gonna complain when Santa’s big thumb slides right against tender pussy or little boy nuts. Santa gets to feel young bums clad in silky leotards sliding down his knee. You know he imagines sliding a finger or two in some juicy young slit. Yes, I wanna be Santa’s elf accomplice and offer to take the little ones back to his special Santa’s Wonderland. Some special little boy and girl get to go back there at the end of the night while their parents shop. I’ll watch Santa bounce them on his lap. Then we’ll take off their clothes to dress them up as mini elves, just so we can see puffy little nipples, bald pussies, and soft boy cocks. If they have been good, Santa will reward them with a taste of his candy cane. I’ll enjoy forcing little heads down onto his cock as he chokes them. Of course they’ll never tell because Santa knows where they live. Bad little brats get their punishment. Santa loves violating little assholes and promises we’ll be back to get some more if they are bad again. I’ve rubbing my pussy through my elf suit while I watch Santa get his Christmas fix. I’m thinking about telling Santa that I’ve been a bad little girl too and maybe he’ll slide me some candy cane. I can’t wait to bring my own grandbrats here to see Santa. He will have so much fun with my well-trained girls. They’ll be getting extra presents for sure. Ho Ho Ho.
All I Want For Christmas….
Inez went in your glove box to look for a tissue and she found your letter. Your a little old to be sending a letter to Santa don’t you think? We couldn’t help but read it, sorry.
Dear Santa,
I know that I haven’t been a good boy and that I am most certainly on the naughty list. Keeping with that theme my Christmas wish list is equally naughty. However if you could find it in your heart, these are all the things I want for Christmas:
I would love to have a case of glow in the dark condoms in a variety of colors. Please make them ribbed and lubed for added pleasure.
I would really love a years worth of time with my favorite whores at FuckaliciousFreaks, if you could pull that off.
Oh how I would love to open the door on Christmas morning and find Inez at my door carrying a bag full of adult toys, wanting to play all day.
I would be grateful if that bag included lots of bondage gear. Please and thank you.
While we are at it a collection of porn DVD’s would go nicely on my mantel this year.
And last but not least, I would love for Doris to be my Dominant Mistress for the rest of my life!
I know this wish list is very naughty, but if anyone can pull this off, it’s you Jolly Old Saint Nick!
Your’s Truly,
Brian
After we finished laughing we decided we would help Santa with some of this. Your about to get a big surprise on Christmas and it is going to be just as much fun for us as it will be for you!
Sexy Mommy Selfies Lead to Incest Sex
A sexy mommy loves to take pictures for her young horny boys. Last week I slipped on a hot little number I knew would get a rise out of the boys. I sent them a few sexy selfies to tease them at school. Oh boy did I tease them. They rushed home from school with wood in their school uniforms. Burst through the door stripping off their clothes to fuck me. They ripped my cat suit off me and started to ram their hard dicks in my fuck holes. I had one in my ass and one in my cunt. My other son was watching , jacking his dick waiting for a hole to open up. I told him he could fuck my mouth. I had a son in each fuck hole. I felt so dirty. But, I loved every minute of it. Like horny little animals, they humped away at me until they dumped their young seed deep in my ass, pussy and mouth. I was covered in sweat and cum laying on the floor as they went off to do their homework. I think I need to send more sexy pictures to them at school more often. I love the effect!
Mommy Phone Sex is for Boys of All Ages
Mommy phone sex in the morning is not just for horny boys. It is for horny mommies too. I wake up just like a teen boy, with wood in my pants. But, instead of a big hard dick, I have a small hard clit. My sons when they were younger, always took care of my problem for me. If my grandsons have spent the night they make sure I have a good hard cum. But, this morning, I woke up to an empty house. I texted my youngest son, who is nearby at college, a 911 message. He knows what that means. He showed up shortly after to fuck his mommy. You never get too old for incest sex. Once a mother fucker always a mother fucker. He came right into my bedroom, got between my legs and worshiped my clit. Licked me until I was begging for mercy. Then we fucked until I had him begging to cum. Cum deep in his mommy’s fuck hole. Deep inside where he came from. It felt amazing to have his seed inside me. I will never grow tired of fucking my sons or my grandsons. I know my boys were worried that they aged out after school. Yes, I am a dirty p mommy and granny, but my boys are my boys. I will fuck them as long as they will let me. Shared DNA is as much of a turn on for me as age! Do you wanna fuck your mommy?
Fall Fantasies w/ a Kinky Phone Sex Twist
Kinky phone sex will always be in season, and what better time than to become seduced fireside. The spicey aroma of Fall seduces your senses like an old lovers perfume. Cinnamon spice and apple cider fill the air as an aphrodisiac leading your mind to wander through the forests of seduction. Let me weave a seductive story of hypnotic bliss for your imagination to pursue as your erection grows.
You start lusting after the wood nymphs scantily clad beckoning you deeper into the forest. The deeper you go the more aroused you become. Lustfully pursuing these nymphs turn to succubi and before you realize what’s happening you’re being seduced, stripped and fucked by these wood nymphs.
I want to create the ultimate Fall fantasie with you. Let us weave your secret desires into the best jerk off session you have had yet.
Mommy Phone Sex with Devon
My son and daughter have a special love for each other and we all share a special incest phone sex bond. Mommy phone sex has been something we shared in my family for generations, it’s sort of what you could call a custom.
This Holiday week will certainly be more interesting as their cousins will be coming over and they are young gals that are likely unaware of how we do this here. My two can’t wait to play with the girls. As a good Aunt I will be sure to teach these gals the way our family works and have a few of my guy friends by as well as my dealer.
Breaking innocence is such a tedious thing for a mother to do and requires plenty of party favors.
Happy Native American Heritage Month
Let’s play Granny and the Indian Chief. Being of Cherokee blood myself, I can joke about Indians without disrespect. I have this fantasy about you as an Indian warrior. Young, strong, virile. Able to capture the heart and ravage the pussy of any maiden you choose. Indian braves didn’t have to date a woman. They were beasts who took their lust out on the nearest outlet, be it a young girl or an elderly woman. You enjoyed the right to sow your seed deep in an unwilling vagina, impregnating her with your sperm.
When I was captured as a young woman, no Indian man had ever seen tits like mine. They were seen as mystical objects of Indian folklore. This gave me special priviledges of my own. Even as a grandmother, no man would turn me away if I beckoned. He believed that I had the ability to steal his essence.
You were one of my braves. I crawled into your teepee that night, as you clenched your eyes shut. I reached under your loincloth, feeling your tomahawk hardening. You gasped as my mouth came down on your warstick, engulfing it, pulling it into my hot mouth. I bobbed on it, licking your balls, as you moaned in pleasure and in fear. It only took minutes until you were pouring your man juice deep in my throat, making my own pussy gush. I leaned over you and whispered in your ear. “Later. I shall ride you like a stallion.” I took your finger and pushed it deep in my sloppy old pussy, and then to your mouth, making you taste me. I felt you shudder beneath me as your cock began to rise again. I howled at the moon with the power I knew I had. It was time to move on to another teepee.
Grandma phone sex is on twitter too!
At my age writing these blogs is hard enough, but I do it because it brings me tons of grandma phone sex. These young studs read my blogs and have no choice but to call me and get their dick wet! Ha, well when one of these sweet young ones told I could find even more smooth cock and full balls on twitter. That being said, I’ve been working hard on being the Grandma on twitter. It’s not easy but I sure do find tons of young willing cock there! It’s worth the work of figuring out the ways of social media… for a chance to drain yet another pair of sweet tight balls into my mouth or cunt. Oh yeah, this grandma would do anything! That fresh skin, just at drinking age for me is how I like it! They still don’t exactly know how to handle their cock so I get to give them the best lesson in town. They can practice on me as much as they want, and I am sure to practice on them. No one sucks that young fresh cock like I do!!!