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Nana Camiilla

grandma phonesex camillaI know exactly what a man needs and wants without being told and I am not afraid to give it. And when it comes to cock sucking, I know just how to make your nuts explode and your toes curl. They don’t call me Lady Hoover for nothing…Eureka, I always hit the mother load!
But what really makes my pussy wet is the younger ones. I love it when my grand son brings his friends to visit. And I love hitting the club by the collage and mingling in. The bigger the crowd the easier it is to sneak a handful of ass or dick. There is nothing like eye candy and I sample each piece of these sweet, young treats that I can get my mouth or hands on.
Soon it will be spring break and my older grand sons will be bringing all their collage friends home for a week long fuck fest. You might think a woman of my age wouldn’t be any fun at all, but I love to drink and party with the best of them. I grew up with LSD, Quaalude and good old Colombian Gold. I can party with the best of them and spring break is a blast for all of us.

Crossdressing Sissy

sissy phonesex darlaI love our Tinkerbell transvestite. Our cross dressing sissy fairy princess. She so hates her pretend man life and wants to be a real girl just like all of the superior females here at Fuckalicious. Marissa decided to make our poopoo pansy a you tube sensation. Right now her you tube site is private and only those of us that are privileged can see her in all her sissy glory. But soon she might be the next viral sensation. After watching our little fagot fairy last night in all her you tube glory I had the best dream about her.  In my dream our Fuckalicious fairy had displeased Mistress Levi in the worst possible way. Mistress Levi was so angry that she gave Marissa permission to make the you tube site public and with in a matter of hours our cross dressing mascot had become a sensation. She was famous, everyone loved her. I however was not pleased with this. I do not like to see Mistress Levi upset and our Tinkerbell transvestite’s fame just made me angry. So I set into motion a plan to make sure that our poopoo pansy got exactly the opposite of what her little heart desires. I went to a friend of mine who is a physician and bought some male enhancement drugs, steroids. I flew to our little fairy princess’s home town and made sure to gain access to her office at her pretend man job. I set up cameras every where and then began to plant the drugs daily so that  with every passing day our little fairy became more masculine. Her little clitty began to grow into a monstrous appendage that disgusted and repulsed her. her, facial hair began to thicken and her voice became deep and macho. Our fairy princess cried and became so distraught over this turn of events and I had it all on camera. I was going to add it to our little fairies you tube site and let the world see how you are punished by the superior females here at Fuckalicious when you displease one of us. I was going to turn her fame into public humiliation and shame in the worst possible way.  Ahh but alas it was all a dream and our fairy Princess had been a good little girl and all I could do was watch her you tube site  in private for now.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Kinky Phone Sex Kenya I love Valentine’s Day! After getting extra big tips from my freaky-deaky, I can always looking forward to receiving at least five more presents when I got home. For as long as I’ve been a mom of five different personalities, my munchkins have always given me their own gifts. They can never all agree on one thing, but today they surprised me! I opened my door to five smiling faces, and only one gift. Somehow, my rug-rats agreed to combine their money to gift me with a spa day! I was handed a certificate, and pushed right back out the door.Kinky Phone Sex Kenya-2

When I arrived at the spa, I opted for a deluxe massage. When I saw how sexy my masseuse was, I knew I had to have him. I presented Mr. Hunk with an irresistible “if you rub me, then I’ll rub you back” proposition. No man can resist my voluptuous ass, soft skin, and vaginal allure. I am the succulent, forbidden fruit that every white man wants so taste. We agreed that after he released my hard muscles, I would release his hard muscle.

He worked his strong, soft hands all over my curves, and inside a few crevaces, too!  His masterful hands made me cum multiple times, especially while he kneaded my ass cheeks.  Slowly, he slid in one finger at a time into my lovebox.  He massaged my kegel muscles, then my G-spot.  After making me squirt, he decided it was his turn.  My pussy worked his hard muscle until it was relieved and relaxed! Before I left, Mr. Hunk turned my one-day spa certificate into five!Kinky Phone Sex Kenya-3

Darla and The Dragon

mommy phonesex darlaA friend of ours created this wonderful cartoon picture of me and a dragon. so we got together and wrote a bed time story for Harley called Darla & The Dragon And this is our tale:

Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman named Darla. Her skin was creamy like sweet milk and between her legs was a golden nest that was warm and wet and could bring a ray of sunshine to the gloomiest day.
Darla had a closet full of the most beautiful silky underwear and lingerer. Handsome men would come from all over the world bringing her the finest silk panties and bras in exchange for spending time with her.
Darla loved the beautiful underwear but was sad because when the men would leave she was all alone.
One day while walking through the forest Darla came across a fire breathing dragon. He was horribly nasty and no one could make him happy. But when he saw Darla in her beautiful panties, he stopped and gazed in wonder.
As Darla got closer and the wind shifted, he could smell the sweet and musky scent coming from that golden place between her legs.
His heart instantly softened and he wanted to be near her, he needed her to sooth the savage beast with in him.
He approached her cautiously and she smiled at him sweetly slowly taking off her skimpy undies, showing him her perfect body. He took her in his claws and gently held her close, caressing her and loving her like no other ever had.
Darla came to him everyday and it wasn’t long before Darla’s belly began to swell. Soon she and The Dragon had a beautiful little one they named Harley.
Harley loved to wear his mothers panties and would dance and sing close by when his mommy and daddy were together in the woods. Darla was never lonely again.
And they all loved happily ever after. ~~~~The End

Luvin My New Neighbor

Cougar phone sexRecently a new guy moved in down the street, I love to exercise at the gym, and job or walk around the neighborhood in the evenings. The other night on my walk I noticed a moving truck and it appeared someone was moving into the home that has been vacant for a few months now. As I passed by and noticed there were only men there and wondered about who my new neighbors would be. I waited until the next day and decided to bake one of my favorite casseroles and take it to them to welcome them to the neighborhood.

An extremely good looking man who looked to be about the same age as myself answered the door. I introduced myself and welcomed him to the neighborhood and handed him the casserole. We chatted for a few minutes then as I turned to leave he asked if I would stay and enjoy the meal with him as he lived alone and had no one to share the casserole with. I gladly accepted his invitation and went inside. As you can imagine there were boxes everywhere and we ended up eating off of paper plates and the conversation just seemed to flow so easy.

After dinner we went out to the living room and sat on his couch and began talking more and we just seemed to click. The evening turned quite romantic, we must have sat on his couch for hours just kissing, fondling and cuddling with one another. I know I am a cougar and he is my age, however like myself he keeps himself quite fit and is very good looking. It was getting very late and he offered to walk me home. On the way to my place he thanked me for such as wonderful first date and asked if he could take me out on a proper date tomorrow night. I think this has potential and could lead to something more than just a casual friend with benefits. I am looking forward to our date and hope he is a good of a lover as he is a kisser.

Ever Wonder What it would like to Fuck a Robot?

Cougar phone sexLast night I had the strangest dream ever! I woke up in a sweat, not sure if it was because I was scared that the dream seemed so real or if it was because I got so turned on my the whole thing. I dreamed that our community had been taken over by robots, some of these robots looked human, while others looked quite different. In my dream I got up and took a drive around town to see what was going on and to try to find someone to help. I was headed toward the local police department as I was sure they could and would help.

On the drive there I saw robots everywhere and they were all fucking each other, fucking women, both young and old. By the time I got to the police station and ran inside everyone in the station were robots too! I was so scared I wasn’t sure what to do at this point. Then one of the robots came up to me and said he should escort me home for my safety. I was so scared but really had no choice but to do as he asked. I went out and got into my car and he followed me in some sort of a robotic contraption.

Once at my house he said he needed to come inside with me to check my home to be sure all was clear and that I would be safe. He said he would stay with me until I fell asleep, I was scared, and did exactly as I was told. This robot took me to my bedroom and had me lay down, then this huge electronic penis came out of his body and he told me to stay calm it would be over in a few minutes and he assured me I would enjoy the experience. It was at this point I woke up in a sweat and ran out to the living room and looked out the window! I was so relieved to realize it was just a bad dream! I must be sexually frustrated and can’t wait for another date with my new neighbor!

Play Date

mommy phonesex lillyThe Twins had a play date today. We usually have them over here but today I had some errands to run and they wanted to play over there. I have known the other  mom for a while and she has always seemed level headed and open minded. So I agreed.
I got a phone call in the middle of my errands that I needed to come right away and get the twins.
This woman sounded frantic, like there was an emergency, yet she assured me the twins were not injured or sick.
I rushed over and they were sitting on the couch all alone, heads down and the other little ones were no where in site.
She took me aside and began telling me that my twins needed help and that there was  hope for him. Looking at her dumb founded I listened as she rambled.
She found the twins and her little ones in the room playing house for real! “This isn’t normal you know” she kept saying over and over.
I tried to calm her down by telling her they were playing make believe and it wasn’t the end of the world.
It took everything in me not to laugh at her.
I took the twins home and held them close letting them nuzzle my breasts to feel better before we played house for real ourselves. Mickey loves having sister wives like the guy on TV.

Young voice phone sex with Victoria is Better than a Hot Work Out!

YoungYoung voice phone sex voice phone sex is one of the hottest things ever and it makes my pussy so wet to hear some young voice, on the phone, in person, wherever and whenever. After all I am a cougar and nothing gets me off more than a young one, one I can teach and mold and fuck his brains out. I Love to take a young cock and lick and suck and tease it until he unloads his wad of cum into my mouth. Then is nothing tastier than the juices from the loin of a young one.

Yesterday I was at the gym on a weekday and there were not many people there when I arrived. However I did spot a hunk of a young man working out and as soon as the place emptied out to just he and myself I went up to him and ripped his pants down and began giving his nice young hard cock the workout of its life. This young man filled my mouth with so much cum I thought I was going to choke, but I managed to swallow every last drop of his sweet cum.

I invited him over and he didn’t hesitated, once we were at my place we gave each a great workout, my pussy was so satisfied by his young hard cock! I guess that’s why when I hear a young voice my pussy instantly become all wet and juicy.

Cougar Phone Sex is an Experienced Fuck!

Cougar phone sexCougar Phone Sex for the Cougar is the hottest fucking thing ever! I think the young men enjoy it too, after all I have so much to teach them and they are like little sponges wanting to soak up all they can and gain all the tips and techniques an older woman has to offer and teach to help them become the best lovers to any woman no matter what age she is. I started by teach my own when he was coming into his manhood, and from there it has expanded to his friends, neighbors, and now pretty much any young man I meet.

After all, who better to learn from than someone with years of fucking experience. I have taught them where and how to please all women. How to pay special attention to the nipples, clit, the G spot and so much more. I have taught them all about the sex toys that work best on both men and women. There is nothing hotter or sexier than teaching a young man how to get a woman aroused and tease her to a point that drives her crazy before allowing her to explode with cum all over his nice big juicy cock. It really pleases me to see one of my young men learning and practicing on how to not only make others cum but to cum themselves so hard they almost pass out!

Giving The Dog A Bone?

Cougar phone sexToday I decided to do a little housework and I was horny when I woke up, so I decided to open up all the window blinds and drapes in the house and clean in nothing but my panties and heels so that one of my many neighbors might see me and need a cup of sugar or some other household item. It didn’t take long, my house was only opened up about an hour before there was a knock on my front door. It was my neighbor from down the block who was out walking his dog. He has visited before and just I love his his fat long cock!  All I kept thinking was “I have got to get his dog a bone as a reward!”

He asked if there was anything he could do to help me around the house. I told him I could use some help in my bedroom, he smiled and said he would be delighted to be of service. We went into the bedroom and I took off my little black panties and it took him no time at all to strip off his clothes. We licked, sucked and fucked the morning away. My wet pussy was so completely satisfied by the time he left, I just love my helpful neighbors!