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Grandma phone sex Party

kinky phonesex camillaBirthday parties at Nana Camilla’s house are always a load of fun. Little James wanted a Candy Land Party so Nana made it happen. I baked a wonderful chocolate Candy Land cake for him. Of course we payed lots of naughty Nana games. Pin the winkie on Jimmy was the most fun. Everyone was blind folded and spun around. Each guest had a paper winkie that had tape on the back of it and they had to tape it to Jimmy. The one that got the closest to the actual placement won and the prize was Jimmy’s winkie. It was a win win for Jimmy and the guest. We had to play Candy Land and put a naughty twist on it just like we do everything at Nana’s house. We went skinny dipping in Nana’s pool and played chicken and marco polo and had loads of fun touching each other and kissing underwater. By the end of the night we were all tired and happy and fell into Nana’s big fluffy bed naked. We had to end the night loving on each other and showing each other just how happy we were to be together. I love feeling all the young bodies pressed together in my bed, wiggling around and giggling while we have naughty Nana fun!

Kinky phone sex with Victoria: Mommy and Daughter BBC Fuck Fest

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It was wicked hot out today, so my daughter invited a few friends over to swim. When I saw her friends were young well built handsome black men, I was so proud of my girl. See I taught her that women as hot as us only deserve the best.  And the best means huge cocks. I don’t care if white or black or purple, just as long as BIG. My daughter, however, seems to have a yearning for black dick ever since I got her a black stud for her birthday. Well, seeing them all swim about in that pool made me hot and bothered so I took off my clothes and hopped in. Of course my daughter was happy to see me and gave me a welcome kiss and pussy finger fuck. This turned the black studs on. It was obvious from the floating cocks. I can’t leave a hard dick unattended, so I grabbed one and led it into the living room while my daughter tended to the others in the pool. She could handle 3 big black cocks. She is my girl after all.

I was wet all over, so I just hopped up on that monster cock and went for a ride. I grinded my cunt down hard and began grunting and screaming like an animal. Something about big huge cock that just brings out my animalistic desires. Of course, it didn’t hurt that I could look out the window and see my baby girl getting daisy trained in the pool by 3 well hung black dudes. It was a proud momma moment. We spent the entire morning  fucking and sucking black dick. Oh and singing, “We like big black dick and we cannot lie….”

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Kinky phone sex with a younger cousin

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One of my younger cousins asked me out on a date, and I finally said, “Yes.” He had flirted with me ever since I could remember. But, he convinced me to go on the date after he told me that he knew about the sexual relationship I had with my brother. Even though it was blackmail, I began to think the date might not be too bad after all. He took me to a seafood restaurant, where he promptly ordered oysters and told me to “save room” for chocolate cake. The food was delicious; after a couple of beers, he leaned across the table, winked, and asked, “Feeling horny yet?” I laughed; he was young but his confidence was becoming more attractive.

As we traveled down the deserted road to the pier, his car started making a clunking noise. I cringed, knowing full well that it was a flat tire. In frustration, he forgot to hit the clutch properly when shifting gears. The sound was horrible and smoke was wafting from the engine. We struggled with our cell phones, trying to get service; and, finally he was able to dial AAA. We sat on the trunk of the car together, and he kissed me on the neck; waves of pleasure rippled through my body and I turned to the handsome young man and kissed him back.

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He pulled my dress up and scooted me to the end of the trunk; he kissed my bald pussy and licked my clit. I grabbed his hair and whispered that I wanted his cock. He pulled his dick out of his pants and slid it easily inside of me. I’ve never been so sensitive in my life; every centimeter of my cunt wrapped around his cock. I lay back on the trunk and looked at the stars; the peacefulness, though, was shattered by a fire engine.

“They said you had a hot car,” the fireman explained. “No, I said that I had a hot date, shoot fire!” my cousin said. “Yeah, I can see that,” the fireman retorted. My cousin asked if he could have a second date. I told him, “Not until you get your car fixed!” He blushed and said that the dinner, at least, was good; I kissed him on the cheek and replied sweetly, “Well, I’d rather have a pimento and cheese sandwich versus being stranded for four hours.”

Mommy Phone Sex with Victoria: Slumber Party Gang Bang

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Mommy phone sex is so hot to me because I have real family fun experiences. As hot as it is, however, to share my true life adventures with my dirty horny callers, I also like to share my unfulfilled fantasies. I have this one in particular that gets my old cunt sloppy wet.  My son is having a sleepover with about 8 of his buddies from school. I don’t realize they have slipped me a sleeping pill in my bedtime tea. While I am sleeping these young horny boys have their way with me.They gang bang me in my own bed while I am passed out cold. They all fuck my ass, fuck my cunt, fuck my mouth… There is cum in all my holes.  They are enjoying having their way with a hot mommy who is in a very deep sleep. They are using my body for their pleasure; their exploration. In their mind they are justified because I walk around the house in a flimsy see through nightie, taunting their young hard cocks. But, they do not want me to know how naughty and perverted they have been, so they clean me up while I am sleeping. Yes, they lick their own cream pies from my well fucked holes. So, I wake up a little sore, feeling like I have been well fucked, but since no evidence, I tell myself it was just a hot dream. Then, 9 months later I have a baby and I wonder if my son could be the baby daddy. In fact, I find myself hoping he is so that we can bring another playmate into our hot family fun time. The idea of young horny boys having their way with me and baby boy batter knocking me up at my age is hotter than I can describe.  Do you have fantasies about impregnating mommy? Do you like the idea of drugging your best friend’s mom and playing with her? There are so many hot scenarios in mommy phone sex. My cunt drips at the thought of them.

 

Cougar on the Prowl for Family Cubs

 I am the epitome of a cougar. I not only love younger cock, I love really young cock; family young cock! All my adult life, I have been on the prowl for young hard dick. When I was younger, I played with older men, my uncle and my daddy primarily; however, I quickly learned that older cock has a lot of issues. But now that I am of a mature age, I realize young cock is where it is at. No such thing as too young either. Young cock gets hard quickly; young cock cums often; young cock is taboo; young cock can be taught how to please old pussy; young cock is hairless; and young cock is eager to fuck. Luckily, I am surrounded by cubs. I have two generations of cubs to play with. I am a good cougar too. I teach those cubs how to play with titties; how to lick pussy; how to relax to have their little bums explored; how to touch themselves for the pleasure of others and themselves; and how to play with other cubs for their cougar’s excitement.

I bet you can’t resist those little cubs either can you? Why don’t we share experiences of our family fun time with those precious little cubs?

I Want My Son’s Baby Batter

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Last month, a girl who works for this company, Tammy, wrote about things I have often thought about but have just been too afraid to admit in a public forum. You see Tammy is pregnant and a p mommy like myself. She admitted in her blog that she fantasized about her son getting her pregnant and having his baby. Reading that made my p pussy so wet. Although Tammy is much younger than me, I share her taboo thoughts. I have a long history of family fun with my offspring and now my grand angels. Heaven knows I could have become pregnant with my son’s offspring, but I never did. Not yet at least. Tammy gave me the courage to admit that I would love some of my son’s baby batter; would love to have him knock me up. She is so lucky she can still get knocked up. But, truth be told, I still menstruate, which means anything is possible! I want more offspring, more angels to play with!

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In fact when he fucked me today, I held my belly and rubbed it, saying a prayer his boy seed would impregnate me. The thought of my own son shooting his sperm in me and actually knocking me up has my pussy drenched. He could even suck my huge ass boobs as they fill with milk. Tammy is a much younger mommy than me, but much braver. I have been a p mommy longer than she has been alive, but not until I read her blog “Musings from a P Mommy,” did I find the courage to vocalize my desire to have my son’s baby. To be a granny and mommy simultaneously is the hottest thing in the world to me. Now, I am gonna keep fucking my sons until one of them gives me the baby batter to give me a nice round belly and big full lactating breast. Thank you Tammy for writing what I was thinking! I can’t wait to do a 2 girl call with her. Just think, you could have two p mommies to play with.

A Floor So Clean I Can Eat Cum Off of It

incest phone sex mommy tabooMy oldest son came over today. He told me he had a special surprise for me that I would love. But first I had to clean the house, especially the floors. My son instructed me to put on a very slutty outfit for him because he wanted to jack off watching my fine ass mop and vacuum. I’m a good mommy, so I did just that. My son was snapping pics of my ass as I vacuumed and dusted and frantically cleaned the floors. I love that my son thinks my cougar ass is hot! He always has been a butt man. After a few hours of cleaning in every nook and cranny for my surprise house guest, my son puts on white gloves and spot checks the floors. I was like, WTF? He told me his special guest just has this one rule, and as silly as it might seem to us both, it will be worth the trouble. This guy, who is coming over, a friend of his from college, is just a germaphobe I guess. But whatever his issue is, my floors are so clean you could eat off them!

My son texted him that the house was in order, a glove test had been done and the floor was clean and spotless as per his instructions. When he showed up, I understood why my son was like cleaning the house would be worth the trouble. This guy was big, black and beautiful. Apparently, my son told him we had a special relationship and he had always wanted to fuck a hot mother while her son watched. My son loves to share me too. I could see the outline of his cock through his pants and I was salivating. In my head I was wondering if this might be the cock that was actually too big for me. Then I was like I don’t give a fuck if it hurts; it will be like the song goes hurts so good. I got on my knees and unzipped my special surprise while my son got behind me and licked my cunt. He said my pussy would need to be thoroughly wet to handle this meat. He wasn’t kidding. Wow. I measured it at 14 inches and it took both hands to handle. I gagged for the first time in eons taking that cock down my throat. My son was beating his meat frantically watching me down this big black shaft. I got fucked right there on the floor I cleaned by the biggest dick I had ever had in my entire life. I was stretched so far out it felt like I had given birth to a cock. I was screaming. As my black cock surprise was fucking me still, my son jizzed on my face and tits. It was so turned on watching his black bull nail me. I started begging for his black cum inside me but he pulled out suddenly. I was like what? I need that cum. He looked at me and assured me I would get a very big load. He left for a moment and I thought I would cry. I wanted that load sooooo bad. But he came right back with a box of sweetheart chocolates. He ordered me on my knees and said start eating some dark chocolate and think of how sweet I am gonna taste. Then he shot the biggest load of cum on my face ever. It was a volcanic load of jizz. So much cum it was on the floor too. He then told me I needed to lick up all the cum splatter on the floor. You see, his cum is so special that no drop is to be wasted. Now, the cleaning of my floor made sense. He was thinking of me.  He didn’t want his BFF’s hot mom to clean his cum off of a dirty floor. What a thoughtful black bull. He fucked me better than any cock ever has; he let my son watch and jack off; he brought me chocolates; and he made sure I had a spotless floor to eat his sweet, hot, sticky cum off of.

I am still sore as I type this blog. In fact my son is pampering my swollen pussy right now with his tongue. Housework can be so exhausting!

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Piggy Pet

kinky phonesex blackmail1Sissy, our very own Blackmail Nose Ring Piggy Pet is not doing as she should. Mistress Levi has put the word out to all the Fuckalicious girls to out and humiliate our mascot once again. Can you believe that our Tinkerbell Transvestite is not being an obedient Piggy Pet?

Mistress Levi is the head bitch in charge and if anyone knows how to keep a Pathetic Pansy Loser like our mascot in line, it is our very own leader! The game of blackmail is one that Mistress Levi never loses, so for Piggy Pet to even dream of winning this one is just another pathetic fantasy. 

Now I think that our Fairy Fag should take that new pretty pink bunny out fit and switch out the bunny ears for piggy ears, change that cute cotton tail to a curly piggy tail and wear this pretty piggy ring that I have found. It is time our Piggy Pet become a piggy for real and go out in public snorting like the piggy she is!

It is high time everyone knows just how pathetic our Piggy Pet is. One of these days one of her fake man friends is going to be at the mall and see her in all her pathetic shame and humiliation. 

Of course at the rate that our Piggy Pet is going, not meeting Mistress Levi’s demands, she may be outted sooner then she thinks. Her fake man name may just accidentally slip into the text of a blog. Then anyone who googles it for her fake man job will find her here in all her glory! What a shame that would be.

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Blackmail Piggy Pet Poem

Look at her all dressed up

Looking like a buttercup

Pretty in her dress that’s pink

A little fairy just like Tink

She really wants the world to know

That she’s a sissy all a glow

Her tiny winky you can’t see

A little clitty it should be

When she reads the words we write

She wants to squirt with all her might

But Mistress Levi has control

And teasing Sissy is her goal

She let’s us all join in the fun

We heap it on by the ton

A Blackmail Piggy she will be

So we can frolic by the sea

You see it’s our vacation time

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Take It Out In Trade

kinky phonesex camillaA couple of months ago I bought a little house near the college to rent for extra income. I rented it to a group of guys that were eye candy for sure. Since renting to them I have had many fantasies about getting fucked by them late at night while masturbating. Little did I know that my fantasies would come true so soon. Yesterday when I went to collect this months rent, they didn’t have it all. It seems one of them fell on several financial woes last month and he didn’t have his portion. It was a grim situation indeed. What was I to do? Eviction was the obvious solution if they couldn’t pay their rent.  Finally they asked if there was anything they could do, handy work at my place or here, anything in trade for what they were short? I love the idea of bartering and handy work is just what I had in mind only not on the house! I told them that I would be willing to trade sex for the money. I wanted all three of them, all weekend, to be totally devoted to me and my sexual needs. Needless to say I am one satisfied landlord so far and the weekend isn’t over yet. Can you say Cougar Mode? 

Incest Phone Sex with Samantha: Vintage Family Fun

In 1976, when I was younger, I was pretty buxom. I had already caught the eye of my uncle. He was who popped my cherry. Well, I was a typical 70s chick: long hair, long legs, groovy clothes, smoked pot, obsessed with rainbows and peace signs and listened to rock and roll. My uncle was always buying me presents. One time he bought me this rainbow bedding set I had seen at Sears. That was the bed linen I lost my virginity on. I remember the brilliant luck of the blood stains being on the red part of the rainbow so my parents were none the wiser. The next gift he gave me I still have, and I get all wet thinking about my uncle when I use it. It’s an original 70s Lava Lamp. It went great in my room with all the colors. But, I was a horny and experimental girl, not much different from the woman I am today. One night in bed, I was masturbating, and I thought, what if I played with that lamp? I got up and locked my bedroom door so I would not get caught and I put the lava lamp on the bed and straddled it. I rubbed my smooth cunny up and down on that lamp. It was warm to the touch too, which made my pussy very wet. I started going faster, frantically rubbing my clit on the glass part of the lamp till I exploded. The next day, I told my uncle how much fun I had with his special present. He wanted a private show. So one day when he was over, I straddled that lamp again in front of him while he stroked his big throbbing dick and we came together. He then had me lick up my sweet nectar off the lava lamp. It became a routine for us to masturbate together this way for years. And we would fuck afterwards too. But that lamp will always hold a special spot in my pussy; I mean heart.incest phone sex mommy big tits

Once I became a mommy, my pussy was less tight and I would give my sons a show with that lamp. I’d tell them how when I was younger, I would rub my girl parts on it for their great uncle. But, I wanted something special just for me and my boys, so I would insert it into my cunt and fuck it till I squirted, then my baby boys would lick all that love juice  off that lava lamp my uncle gave me back in 1976. Then they’d lick their mommy’s honey pot.  I’m getting wet just reminiscing about that vintage lava lamp. It was in hindsight, my first dildo!

If you are looking for incest phone sex or p phone sex fantasies, I’m happy to share my personal experiences with you. I’ll even get out my cherished vintage 1976 lava lamp and let you her me masturbate with it. You got something retro and cool to play with too?