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Kinky Phone Sex with MaryAnne: Office Whore

kinky phone sex office whoreI have a temp  part-time job at my daughter’s office. Just a few times a week doing boring computer work to cover someone out on maternity leave. Since it is Hump Day and I was feeling naughty, I decided to see if anyone wanted to play. Offices are so incestuous anyway, right? I grabbed the boss (risky I know) and shoved him in the supply closet. Like a wild animal in heat, I ripped off his clothes and went down on him. Swallowed his cock like a starving cougar. I needed cum in the worst way. As I was bobbing up and down on that shaft, I heard the door open, but I could not tear myself away from his cock. I felt a tongue licking my pussy and a finger enter my ass. I  just kept giving head to the boss. Maybe I could give him a raise!!

After several minutes of some of the best cock sucking I have ever given, I felt something cold enter my snatch from behind. I turned my cum covered face to see my own daughter fucking me with the boss’s desk name plate. Pretty kinky, but so hot. I backed my pussy up and down that thing until it was dripping with my cunt juices. When I squirted on the boss’s name, she pulled it out and sucked mommy’s juices right off it so the boss’s name would be clean.

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The boss instructed us back to his office. Guess he was just as horny as we were. He also invited his personal secretary in. She gives great DICKtation. I watched her and my daughter give the boss more head. I helped feed his cock to them while I rubbed my cunt. I never really had a job before, but if all offices were like this I needed to temp more often. The boss had one of those huge oak desks and he just with one swoop, cleared off all the clutter and ordered me on all fours. I got up on the desk, as did my daughter, and the boss fucked my ass hard while I ate my baby’s pussy. She was so creamy and juicy. His secretary got under us and started licking my clit and his balls until we all just collapsed.

Sadly, we all had to get back to work. But a little afternoon delight at the office is always a good thing to boost productivity and morale. I am in the best mood now. Perhaps you need a little lunch time fun to increase your productivity! There is no office or incest scenario too kinky for me. I love kinky phone sex.

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Mommy Daughter Threesome

mommy phone sex daughter incestMy daughter came home from college this weekend to spend some quality time with her mother. We are very close. I am the same way with my son, but she is my baby, always will be.  We share everything, clothes, coke, cock… This weekend was no different. We started the weekend off with a big shopping spree at some of our favorite stores. We got a lot of cute Fall outfits we can share. I picked up some nose candy to play with earlier, and we picked up a nice big cock at the mall to bring home and share. It’s amazing how many men of all ages want to fuck a mommy daughter duo. Most people think we are sisters. This college boy we snagged in the food court actually wanted to see my ID. He didn’t believe that I was in my 40s.

We brought him home and he was ready to go. We had to pace him so he could last and be able to fuck us both. So, we handcuffed his hands behind his back while we gave him a pre-show. We gave him a little striptease, which ended in our double headed dildo play. Guys always love seeing us slide our pretty pussies down on that dildo until our clits bump. We can come so hard rubbing our clits together like that. So close, clit to clit, lips to lips, tits to tits…. As we were cumming we heard our guest moaning. he couldn’t touch himself yet, but he was rock hard.

We crawled to him, snorted some white candy off his throbbing member, and then sucked him dry. We were like vampires only for cum not blood. We had him down our throats so deep. We love to share a big cock. I can swallow the shaft while she takes on the balls and vice versa. We also enjoy double penetrating a hot asshole with our tongues. He blew his spunk all over our faces and of course we licked each other clean. This college age stud was hard all over again, so we un-cuffed him. I guided his dick into my daughter’s sweet pussy. Of course I licked it first, so her cunnie was wet and glistening. He went in her balls deep. I went around so she could eat her momma’s pussy while he drilled her pussy from behind. The sound of big balls slapping my daughter’s ass is so hot.

We fucked him all weekend. Not sure if it was his age or a testament to how hot my daughter and I are together, or both. But that boy had Oscar worthy staying power. He came 15 times over 4 hours. Pretty impressive. He came a lot more too. I am so proud that my daughter has a libido to match her momma’s.  Would you like to watch a mommy daughter duo get it on, or would you want to participate? It’s hard to sit on the side lines watch us!

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Kinky Phone Sex with Victoria: Tequila Tuesday

kinky phone sex bbc mommyThis one time at band camp… No seriously. This one time a few years I go I got really wasted with my daughter. It was a Tequila Tuesday. Tequila makes my clothes fall off. Not that it takes much, but get me drunk on Tequila and who knows what will happen. At that time, my baby girl was dating this young black basketball player from a nearby college. I had  set her down the path of loving black dick when I let one of my black studs share my daughter with me.  So after about 30 shots, she called her boy toy over.  My daughter wanted to share a black cock with me this time. I was so drunk I would have fucked  man’s best friend. Anyway, Jamal comes over. I watch him and my daughter fuck. It was really hot. I swear he had a freak of nature cock. The biggest blackest thing I had ever seen. How my itty bitty daughter took that anaconda is still a mystery to me. I was so proud of her.

Jamal decided that he wanted some momma bear pussy. But he wanted me dressed up like cupid. Really cupid? He even had an outfit with him. I put the stupid costume on against my better judgment. I wanted that huge ass cock and I was drunk enough to do anything to have a monster cock up my pussy hole. After I put the outfit on, the night became a blur. I woke up with a swollen cunt and cum dried all over my face and my hair. Apparently I got my  magnum cock.  My daughter called me up the next afternoon and asked me how it felt to be in my first porno? WTF had I done?

According to her, I not only fucked Jamal, but Jamal’s 6 friends for a Freaks of Cock video. This cougar fucked 7 monster black dicks without protection while I was still fertile with my daughter while being filmed. Thank you Tequila Tuesday. Now I love fucking.  Been fucking my son and daughter for decades, but making a porno  with huge black dicks and my daughter may tarnish my soccer mom persona if anyone were to see the video. Not to mention the risk of pregnancy and possible jail time for being a p mommy. At the time  this video was made, my daughter was still jailbait. Now,  our relationship was and still is purely consensual, but the law doesn’t quite see it that way. I agree the law is stupid. But there was now a video circulating the Internet of a mother daughter duo getting gangbanged by monster black cock. Not my best decision ever.

That video was seen by lots of folks. It brought me some notoriety, and some acclaim. I was the only cougar in town who could handle monster cocks. Too bad I don’t remember most of it. But, I do have a hot video recording of the last time I did Tequila shots.

Brother / Sister Phone Sex with MaryAnne: The 35 Year Old Virgin No More

brother / sister phone sex big tits virginLast month I discovered that my baby brother was a virgin still. Now, I popped my older brother’s cherry because we lived together; but my youngest brother is ten years my junior and I was out of the house  by the time he hit his sexual peak. Now my younger brother, Jack, is the black sheep of the family. He is very religious; my family except for him are pretty much atheists or agnostic. But Jack wants to be  priest. A priest? They take a vow of celibacy. I could never give up sex. When I learned from my older brother that Jack was still a virgin, I decided that it was my responsibility as his big sister to pop his cherry so he would know what he was missing if he joined the priesthood.

I put on a very daring short skirt and a see through mess top with fuck me pumps. I went to his place and forced myself on him. I did not give him a chance to keep his precious virginity. I found him reading the Bible by the pool sipping on bottled water. How fucking boring. How were we related? I marched right up to him straddled him and pushed my tits in his face while grabbing his crotch. I smothered him with my tits while I pulled out his virgin cock and began stroking it. I wondered if he had ever even jacked his own cock? He tried to struggle away from me, but my strong thighs, clenched him in between me.  I was not wearing any panties and in the position with my tits prohibiting his ability to speak,  I was able to force his semi hard cock in my cunt. Once he was inside me I gripped his shaft tight with my cunt muscles. He was not getting away from me until he dumped his seed in me.

brother / sister phone sex moterboat milfRegardless if he wanted me or not, he was hard after a few minutes in my tight snatch, really hard. Took only a few minutes to explode his load up his sister’s twat.  I sat there on his lap, with his hot spunk running out of me. I pulled him out of my huge boobs and kissed him square on the lips, tongue and everything. I looked at him and said, “You are welcome.” He was bright red with embarrassment. But he had a little sheepish grin that told me he enjoyed being force fucked. My brother was no longer a 35 year old virgin.  Now, he could understand what he was really sacrificing by going to seminary school.

I was pretty turned on myself, popping my brother’s cherry in such a raw fashion.  I figured why not take it another step further. I pushed him down on the lounge chair and sat on his face. Making him taste his first ass and pussy. Can a man who has licked his own cum out of his sister’s twat become a priest? I’m not sure if he is still entertaining the silly notion of priesthood anyway, but at least no one in my family is still a virgin.

Want me to pop your cherry?

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Poo Poo Pansy Humiliation

mommy phonesex darlaIt has been a while since I have blogged about our Piggy Pet. But I had the most wonderful dream about her last night and just had to share. Perhaps she is in my thoughts because we are so close to our vacation and she has once again done as Mistress Levi expected and been generous to a fault.

My dream began at our beautiful beach condo with our Sissy greeting us at the door in her pink bunny outfit with her tray of drinks ready to serve us after our long and weary journey. She smiles and gives us an adorable curtsy while lowering her eyes and offering us a drink. Mistress is in the back ground instructing her not to make eye contact with any of the Superior Females or punishment will follow.

After greeting the last arrival Sissy is instructed to go upstairs and unpack everyone’s belongings before she starts our dinner. Making sure all of our drinks are full first, our Sissy Maid scurries up the stairs, eager to please her Mistress and all the Superior Females. We are all so engrossed in conversation and fellowship that no one noticed Sissy had returned and was in the kitchen until we smell the food cooking.

Mistress barks for our Tinkerbell Transvestite and demands to know why she did not come check our drinks when she came back down from unpacking. Two of us had to make our own refills and this is an indiscretion that will not be tolerated and would be met with punishment that had yet to be determined.

After dismissing our Sissy Maid back to the kitchen she asks us what we think the punishment  should be. Of course I know that Sissy loves being a Poo Poo Pansy which gives me a wonderful idea. Why don’t we give Sissy an enema after dinner and make her hold it while she cleans the kitchen and does the dishes? She will not be allowed to release it no matter what we do. Of course we will slap her Sissy bottom, and make her serve us extra vigilantly while she is holding the enema in.

Only after hours of humiliation will Mistress allow Sissy to Poo Poo in her panties and make a big stinky mess.

Mistress loved the idea and after dinner Mistress instructed Sissy to bend over in front of us all while she administered the punishment. Sissy turned a hundred shades of red but knew better then complain.

Sadly I woke up before Mistress told Sissy she could Poo Poo in her panties, but not before cumming in my sleep while enjoying Sissy’s humiliation and shame. mommy phonesex sissy

Cheap Phone Sex with Mary Anne: I’m a Low Cost Provider of Phone Fun

cheap phone sex mommy big titsCheap phone sex what you are looking for? Well I am cheap in multiple ways.  Yes, I am a phone whore. But in the grand scheme of things, I prefer to think of myself as a low cost provider of adult entertainment.  I mean really, I am an affordable quality phone whore. Guys, I am a sure thing. You will get off with me, or any of my other lovely low cost providers. Sex is never free. I mean you could shell out easily $100 or more on dinner and a movie to maybe get  to feel a boob. And don’t get me started on strip clubs. After a cover charge, a minimum drink order, a lap dance, strippers milking you for tips….you are likely out a couple hundred dollars to just look but not touch. Then you got your escorts and hookers that are a sure thing, but usually for anyone near as hot as me, you are looking at $500 for an hour or two. Then factor in the cost of condoms, lube, STD treatment afterwards and possible bail money, you may be out upwards $1000.

Now, sure, technically, your wife or girl friend fucks you for free. But is it really free? You gotta take the trash out, tell her she looks pretty, spoon with her, watch the Notebook and then likely you can’t jizz on her face or fuck her in the ass. And no way can you get her to pretend to be your mommy or sister or daughter. And of course you could never share with her that you like to wear women’s panties, or put your cock in her shoes, or suck a little dick here and there. But guess what? For $2 a minute you can do or say anything to me or any of my lovely low cost providers of phone sex.  Fuck us, impregnate us, jizz on us, eat us, pimp us out, get rough with us, degrade us, worship us, love us, hate us, pee on us, dominate us, confide in us.  Let us feminize you, cuckold you, spank you,  dominate you, fuck you in the ass, tease you, humiliate you, sissify you…

cheap phone sex mommy slutsWhen you think about it, you need us. You need me. I am, as well as all my lovely phone whores here, not only a low cost sure thing, but a guaranteed no taboos whore. That’s right, for $2 a minute you can talk about ANYTHING, from vanilla to extreme taboo subjects there is nothing we won’t  do or say. Try telling your wife you have naughty thoughts about your daughter, you wanna see her gang banged by some Black thugs or wanna milk her lactating titties or want to the blow the pool boy and see what that costs ya. Pretty sure more than $2 a minute when you factor in lawyer costs and the golf clubs she throws over the balcony.

Trust me, here at WBMT, you get more bang for your buck. Quality never suffers  and your wallet is never destroyed, well unless financial domination is your thing :-). Call me or any of my fellow low cost providers of quality phone sex and find out how much fun an affordable quality  sure thing can be.

Grandpa Is At It Again

incest phonesex lillyI got a call from the nursing home saying Grandpa is up to his old antics. There is no telling what he is up to this time. Grandpa has always been a crazy son of a bitch and it seems he has gotten crazier by the day. I didn’t have time to get anyone to watch the twins so we all headed out. When we got there and the staff told me what the problem was the twins and I all burst out laughing. Old Grandpa had out done himself this time. He had been stealing the old lady’s clothes and cross dressing. They couldn’t keep him out of the woman’s closets and they couldn’t make him wear his clothes. It all finally came to a head when they caught Grandpa jerking off in a skirt in one of the woman’s rooms and he wouldn’t leave.
The staff was irritated that we couldn’t stop laughing. So we brought Grandpa home for a visit till things calmed down. We let him wear what ever he wanted. Even Mikey dressed up like a girl with him.
Grandpa had a good old time jerking his cock when ever and wherever he wanted while he visited us. Michelle and I even had some fun with Grandpa.
It’s not his fault he is just a horny old bastard that needs to cum. And so what if he likes to cross dress?
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Cougar Phone Sex with Samantha and Susan: Double Your Pleasure

cougar phone sex incest gilfYou know what is hotter than a cougar mommy? Two cougar mommies.  My fellow p Mommy and friend, Susan and I decided to go on the hunt for young cock. So, we dressed  up in sexy red dresses and went to this college bar our sons told us about. Both of our boys were out together camping, leaving us with empty cunt syndrome and men our age rarely can fuck us the way we deserve.  Those young cocks, I’m telling you are always full of cum and always in working condition. Susan knows. She has fucked my son and I have fucked hers. Besties share everything, even their offspring.

cougar phone sex mommy big titsWell, we marched our cougarlicious asses into the bar and it was like Susan and I were rock stars. All the boys swarmed us like a bunch of hungry cubs.  It was flattering to have their attention , especially seeing how there were lots of coeds in that place. Susan and I let those boys buy all our drinks. After a few rounds we were really drunk. Susan drives a soccer mom minivan, so we invited a few college studs back to the van. Of course they were salivating at the opportunity, much to the chagrin of those young coeds. Why would these boys want inexperience over experience? That is why I fuck my sons. I want them to enjoy sex, to learn from an experienced woman.

cougar phone sex two mommiesSusan and I entertained 6 college studs in that van too. You know the saying, “If the house is a rockin don’t bother knockin?” We had that van rocking! Susan and I even gave those boys a little cougar on cougar action before we entertained them. They were stroking their hard cocks watching me eat her hot cougar cunt. After Susan came on my face, we got on our knees side by side and started sucking cock. They were all amazed at our knob polishing skills. One boy even said he wished his mom was hot like us. Our offspring are very lucky indeed.

cougar phone sex incest mommyWe sucked and fucked those boys in Susan’s van like we were filming cougars gone wild. We love snowballing cum together and from the hard dicks on those college boys, well they loved watching it. Silly little coeds rarely savor cum like they should. We taught those boys how real women take cum; how real women fuck. We taught our brats the same thing too!

I bet we could teach you a few things too. Why have one cougar mommy when you can have two?

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Sharing Is Careing

kinky phonesex dorisWho wouldn’t want a chance to be in the middle of my lovely daughter and I? Sit back and watch her lick my pussy like only she knows how. Feel your cock growing between your legs. Reach down and free it from the confinement of your jeans giving it the attention that it craves. You can’t take your eyes off of us, mesmerized while your hand moves up and down on your cock. Your heart skips a beat when we stand up together and walk over to you. We kneel down and start giving your cock gentle kisses, giggling as it twitches between our lips. Our nipples are so hard we can’t wait to wrap our tits around you and let you fuck them squirting your cum all over our faces. Using our hands we coax your cock back to life. We have to have you in our hot, wet pussies. We need to feel you pounding us, taking turns while one of us rides your face and one rides your cock, switching back and forth until you loose track of which one of us is where. You love being lost in us enjoying the pleasures that this mother daughter team is giving you.kinky phonesex specials

Mommy Phone Sex: Mamas Teach Your Sons to Lick Cunt

mommy phone sex blowjobs sonMy son is such a bad boy, but I love him. He is one of the best fucks around. I call him a bad boy because he is a MILF player. Now, I am his favorite fuck by far, but he does fancy himself a stud to the cougars. He says mature women actually beg for his young cock and often even pay for his services. I would never pay for sex, especially from my son. But I guess some cougars like to know they have the attention of a hot young stud who can fuck them the way they deserve to be fucked.

So, my son is a gigolo to horny old broads like me. As long as he fucks me, he can fuck all the old ladies in the neighborhood he wants. When he showed up to fuck me, I asked for the special. I said you know, that special thing you must do that makes the cougars pay for sex because women never need to pay for it.

mommy phone sex specialsHe went between my legs and licked the alphabet with his tongue and slid two fingers inside my cunt and finger fucked me while licking my clit. I squirted over and over on his face. I came so hard and so many times. I could see why women pay for that. Women my age are often not licked as often as we should be. Cunnilingus is something all women deserve daily. My son is great at eating me out, but that is because I trained him and my daughter how to do it and that they should do it. I mean really. If I am gonna swallow your cock and cum, you can eat my pussy. Give and take makes for the best fucking.

I guess the cougars in my city can thank me for all the pussy licking they are getting. Mamas owe it to their boys and their selves to teach their sons to be good pussy lickers. Did someone teach you how to properly lick a snatch?

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