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I am Feeling very Sexy Tonight!

Family fun phone sexI think most of you know that I have been seeing this guy that is very hot and has a very beautiful cock. But we only see each other on occasion because we have an open relationship. I want to be able to adore other beautiful cocks too because there are just so many out there that don’t always get the appreciation and attention they need and deserve. I am not sure why so many women get turned off and refuse to suck on a mans beautiful cock. But I look at it as their loss is most definitely my gain! Anyway, I met a new guy in the neighborhood and have invited him over last Sunday to get to know him better. I put on a sexy little, very sexy and very little dress and made us a nice dinner, candles and all. I was hoping to set the mood so that he would be very comfortable because I was wanting to get to know him in a very intimate way.

Once he got there I could tell he was very pleased with how I looked, after all when he met me I was in my sweats because I was out for my daily run. So when he saw me in my little dress I could see his cock start to bulge in his jeans. We had a very romantic dinner and then went to the living room couch for a glass of wine and to talk and get to each other better. He was being quite a gentleman and I couldn’t stand it any longer so I leaned in and kissed him, as I was passionately kissing him I ran my hand up his thigh until I found his throbbing cock and released it. Then I slowly licked, kissed and sucked on his cock, I was deliberately teasing so when I would finally let him cum it would be an explosive experience for him and it was! Then we moved to my bedroom and I adored his cock while he paid close attention to my pussy and clit. We slowly fucked each other several times throughout the night. He had to leave early in the morning but made plans to get together again very soon. I now have another friend with a beautiful cock I can adore!

Party for Two

Family fun phone sexSaturday night I wanted to surprise this guy I’ve been seeing on occasion. He has such a beautiful cock and I was in the mood to adore it. I called him Saturday morning and asked if he’d like to come to my house for a special little party for two. Then I spent the day getting ready, I love to primp and look my best at all times. Some say I spend too my time trying to look beautiful, but what’s wrong with always wanting to look your sexiest? I have this sexy little panty and bra set with a matching satin robe. Then I found the matching heels in my closet that I had totally forgotten about! Once all dressed, my hair and makeup done to my liking I looked in the mirror, held the robe open and was so pleased and even a shocked with the look that my mouth actually dropped a little. I was hoping I would get the same reaction from my friend.

Even with as good as I thought I looked when I opened the door and took one look at him my pussy immediately got very wet because he looked hotter than hell and I couldn’t wait to get my hand on his beautiful cock. I don’t know why I love cock so much but I do and am not in the least bit ashamed of it. I guess I should thank my cousins for giving me such great experiences with their cocks when I was growing up. A nice cock can give so much pleasure to us women that once we get a hold of it we want it kiss, lick, caress and suck on it until we slowly drive you so crazy that it makes your beautiful cock unload the biggest load of cum into our mouths so we can swallow and savor every sweet last drop. This is exactly what I did to my friend and he returned the favor my gently licking my pussy and sucking on my clit until I came all over his face. Then we teased each other with a very slow long fuck until we both erupted in ecstasy!

Cold Nights bring on Hot Fun

Incest phone sexIt has been so cold out lately and I am wanting to have some fun so last night I invited a friend over to stay the night, we ordered pizza, and I had some nice cold beer at the house. I lit a fire in the fireplace and put on some very sexy romantic music hoping he would be in the mood to warm me up with some hot fun. We talked and tried to slow dance a little even though he doesn’t like to because he don’t think he’s a good dancer. As the evening progressed I told him I need to put on something more comfortable so I went into my bedroom and came out a few minutes later with my totally see through black fishnet outfit on, and that caused him to get a huge hard on in no time at all.

He pulled me down on the couch and was kissing me, we made out for quite some time, then headed to the bedroom. I adore the way this man loves to tease me and get me so hot and wet. He ended up sleeping over but neither of us got much sleep. We spent the night teasing, caressing, and cuddling before we finally were satisfied and exhausted, I fell fast asleep with his big strong arms around me and my head o his chest. This has been one of the most sensual and sexy nights of my life, I felt so safe and warm all night.

Double Humiliation Is More Fun

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Not everyone who calls me wants help or guidance, in fact they just want to be teased and ridiculed.  I got a call from a guy asking me to laugh at him and get a friend to help me humiliate him.  I am more than happy to do that, but I do like to make sure that it’s what you really want.  I received a call from a panty boy who wanted me to laugh at him for stealing his secretary’s gym bag and sucking her panties while wearing his wife’s panties. He told me he uses her panties to make himself panty soup by boiling them in water and drinking the juice. He does so many other things with the panties and the panty juice that he gets himself all worked up, and has to call me so I can laugh at him. 

When he called me the last time he really needed to have somebody else hear what was happening so I called Aubree to listen in, and I’m glad I did!  Double the laughter made him feel so much more humiliation about his fetish for young girls panties.  He kept confessing to fucking the shoes and wearing her gym socks on his cock and tying her gym shoes over the top of that. I would normally never take this approach, but he really needed and wanted to be made fun of and laughed at because that is his kink and he needed a fix!  However, I told him I would like for him to call back next week if he would like me to help him overcome this urge to be humiliated.

When is Wonder Woman Syndrome OK?

Incest phone sexWe all like to think we are the best at everything we do.  Men always try to fix and rescue every woman they can, and usually wind up marrying the one who needs them the most.  Women tend to try and be everything they can be to their man, so they take on the very impressive role of Wonder Woman.  As men and women both know – this approach doesn’t work because somebody is going to crack under that pressure, but that’s what I am here for.  I am here to remind you that women are amazing and you should stop every once in a while and let her wear the Wonder Woman costume, and while she does that you should spend all your time worshiping her from head to toe.

I had a caller ask me what to do when his wife over does it and really jumps into the Wonder Woman persona. I told him that he should buy her the actual costume and ask her to put it on.  When she does then start at one end of her body with your tongue and slowly, gently, methodically work your way to the other.  If you can make her feel sexy then she will cum harder than ever, and if she cums really hard you won’t be able to keep this woman off your cock.  It all depends on how much fucking or foreplay you want to do, but trust me, this will work if you give it a shot!

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Luvin My New Neighbor

Cougar phone sexRecently a new guy moved in down the street, I love to exercise at the gym, and job or walk around the neighborhood in the evenings. The other night on my walk I noticed a moving truck and it appeared someone was moving into the home that has been vacant for a few months now. As I passed by and noticed there were only men there and wondered about who my new neighbors would be. I waited until the next day and decided to bake one of my favorite casseroles and take it to them to welcome them to the neighborhood.

An extremely good looking man who looked to be about the same age as myself answered the door. I introduced myself and welcomed him to the neighborhood and handed him the casserole. We chatted for a few minutes then as I turned to leave he asked if I would stay and enjoy the meal with him as he lived alone and had no one to share the casserole with. I gladly accepted his invitation and went inside. As you can imagine there were boxes everywhere and we ended up eating off of paper plates and the conversation just seemed to flow so easy.

After dinner we went out to the living room and sat on his couch and began talking more and we just seemed to click. The evening turned quite romantic, we must have sat on his couch for hours just kissing, fondling and cuddling with one another. I know I am a cougar and he is my age, however like myself he keeps himself quite fit and is very good looking. It was getting very late and he offered to walk me home. On the way to my place he thanked me for such as wonderful first date and asked if he could take me out on a proper date tomorrow night. I think this has potential and could lead to something more than just a casual friend with benefits. I am looking forward to our date and hope he is a good of a lover as he is a kisser.

Erotic Vampire Fantasies

Incest phone sexI have always fantasized about the handsome leading men in the latest vampire movies, but I never thought I’d actually experience anything like that in real life.  I met this guy who was pretty pale, and his eyes were ice blue and he really looked liked he could be a leading man in one of those vampire movies. He asked me to go out with him Saturday night for dinner and a movie and said he would pick me around seven o’clock. I was ready and waiting when he came to pick me up, he took to me a very nice seafood place for dinner and then we headed to the movie.

I had no idea what the movie was until we got there, but it turned out to be a vampire movie. Watching this movie I got so scared and snuggled up to him for the entire movie. I would get so scared at times I had to bury my face in his chest so I couldn’t see what what happening. I was so glad when the movie was over and he could tell I was a little shaken by it so he took me to a bar and we had a couple of drinks to calm me down. I didn’t want to be alone just yet, so I invited him back to my place.

He ended up staying the night, we cuddled, made out on my couch for a long time then moved to my bedroom. I was still frightened and asked him to hold me tight.  He started kissing me as he pressed his cock into my leg.  I rolled over on top of him and slid my panties off.  His cock slid inside me with such force it was almost painful.  The look on his face became almost grimacing as he got more and more excited.  At the moment I was about to cum he shot his load deep inside of me and dug his nails into my back so hard I thought he was going to crush me.  When he was done his face changed back to the sweet face I met earlier that night, so we laid down and drifted off to sleep. I guess the movie had such an impact on me I had this horrible nightmare, in the nightmare my date was the vampire and was sucking all the blood out of me and I turned white as a ghost, I woke up screaming! He chuckled at me, told me I was just having a bad dream and snuggled me up tight in his arms and we both fell back to sleep. No more scary movies for me!

My Favorite Sex Toys

Incest phone sexThere are so many sex toys in the world today, some are quite unusual, and I love every one of them.  I am often asked what my favorite sex toys are.  I spend a lot of time showing people how to use them, and offering advice on which ones to start out with.  I also spend a lot of time testing them because I do enjoy staying on the cutting edge of the sex toy industry since everyone masturbates, and toys just make it more fun!  Some of the more unusual ones I have found are the pigtail butt plug, or the Mr Jack Mustache mouth masturbation device for the man who wants more hair than he knows what to do with wrapped around his cock.

The one that is the most hilarious to me is the Area 51 blow up doll. I mean WOW, seriously?  This is the most entertaining sex toy I think I have ever come across because everyone believes there is an area 51, and of course who doesn’t like a good alien fuck from time to time.   Apparently you can get duckies that vibrate and bouncy ball chairs to put you in the Hot Seat.  Then of course there are your regular dildos and vibrators if that’s more your style, so no matter your preferences there is a fun and sexy vibrators just for you!

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Ever Wonder What it would like to Fuck a Robot?

Cougar phone sexLast night I had the strangest dream ever! I woke up in a sweat, not sure if it was because I was scared that the dream seemed so real or if it was because I got so turned on my the whole thing. I dreamed that our community had been taken over by robots, some of these robots looked human, while others looked quite different. In my dream I got up and took a drive around town to see what was going on and to try to find someone to help. I was headed toward the local police department as I was sure they could and would help.

On the drive there I saw robots everywhere and they were all fucking each other, fucking women, both young and old. By the time I got to the police station and ran inside everyone in the station were robots too! I was so scared I wasn’t sure what to do at this point. Then one of the robots came up to me and said he should escort me home for my safety. I was so scared but really had no choice but to do as he asked. I went out and got into my car and he followed me in some sort of a robotic contraption.

Once at my house he said he needed to come inside with me to check my home to be sure all was clear and that I would be safe. He said he would stay with me until I fell asleep, I was scared, and did exactly as I was told. This robot took me to my bedroom and had me lay down, then this huge electronic penis came out of his body and he told me to stay calm it would be over in a few minutes and he assured me I would enjoy the experience. It was at this point I woke up in a sweat and ran out to the living room and looked out the window! I was so relieved to realize it was just a bad dream! I must be sexually frustrated and can’t wait for another date with my new neighbor!

Blue Roses for a Blue Lady!

Daddys girl phone sexRecently I have been seeing this guys with the most beautiful cock I have ever seen. I love to spend hours sucking on that gorgeous rock hard cock of his. Today I have been feeling kind of down because he is away on a business trip and I am wanting or maybe even needing his cock so much, its been quite sad. I’ve been talking to him on the phone and he knows I’m sad and is trying to wrap things up early so he can get home and I can suck his cock in person. Right now its phone sex which is great too but I’m so looking forward to that beautiful huge cock in my mouth.

This morning when I woke up there was a knock on the door and it was a florist with the most beautiful blue roses, the card read “Blue Roses for a Blue Lady”.  But the back of the card said your blues will be gone tonight, I’m on my way! Tonight I will be sucking the cum right out of that huge beautiful cock and then I will fuck that cock until it is raw and my pussy is full to the brim with his cum! I am one happy girl right now.