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Canadian Men Rock!

Canadian Men Rock!Uncle John and me went on a little summer vacation this week to Canada. He said that we were going to stop by his friends house for a little while one night. When we got there I seen the most handsome man ever come to the door. I mean really Canadian men are so freaking hot! So, as we were all sitting there talking my Uncle brought up how me and him fuck I was so embarassed until I noticed that his friend thought it was hot and said he would love to watch us. Uncle John leaned over and started kissing me and raised my dress up over my arms and pulled my panties down till I was completely naked he sat down on the couch and asked me to sit on top of him as I was riding my uncle I felt something coming behind poking me right inside my ass, his friends cock was so hard and big it turned me on so much to be fucked by both of them. I must say Canadian Men Rock!

Jumping Jelly Beans Aunt Mary Anne

aunt phonesex maryanneMy nieces and nephews love, love, love jelly beans! I often take them with me to the adult toy store and let them help me pick things out. They love shopping with me because they know we will be playing with our new toys when we get home. One of them found this candy dispenser and suggested filling it up with jelly beans, their favorite candy. When she showed it to me I immediately came in my panties imagining us using it. I knew we were buying it, among other things. We spent the whole afternoon taking turns with our new candy dispenser, it is one of the best things we have ever gotten. It looks like Aunt Mary Anne is going to be stocking up on jelly beans, m&m”s, skittles and any other candy I think we can put in the candy dispenser. We are going to eat so much candy we will be sick. Like monkeys on cupcakes we are all over it!hot phonesex candy

It’s A Good Old Fashioned Picnic

cougar phonesex maryanneOK well maybe not old fashioned, but definitely good. I love summer time and picnics. I love hamburgers and hot dogs and I always have things my way!
I know you love my buns and would love to bite into my two all beef patties with it’s special sauce. And you know I love your HOT dog. I love adding chilli and putting it on it’s special bun!
Now the fun part begins your dick will be hard and my pussy wet when we get all the little ones involved. From the smallest to the biggest we line them up and create our picnic feast!
After showing them how it is done, we watch them as they build up a huge appetite for all the good things we have to offer.
Of course there are hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill, and we have another table set up with all the fixings to feed them when we are done.
But for now we play off the foreplay table as they indulge Aunt Mary Anne’s fantasy feast and they create fantasies of  their own.
Now, would you like your burger all the way? And let me dress my dog with all the extras! When we are done all your appetites will be satiated! cougar phonesex maryanne1

Dinner Party!!!

hot phonesex maryanne1I knew the dinner party last night was going to be an oriental, buffet style affair. But I never thought that the buffet table would be naked woman. That fucking shit was hot as hell!
All during dinner I played with my pussy under the table. But when we got to dessert and I had to serve my self off her pussy with chop sticks I began to get all kinds of wild ideas.
Chop sticks never seemed like an erotic tool or anything I could use in the bed room until just that moment. And my pussy was dripping wet at the idea!

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When the dinner was over, I took my date aside and asked him if he wanted to have some kinky and interesting fun. Of course he jumped at the chance. All night I had been stuffing chop sticks into my purse, stashing my little toys for later.
When we got in the car, I told him he was about to have the time of his life but he had to do exactly as he was told because I had very specific ideas about what I wanted and what I wanted to try.
It felt just as good as I thought it would to have my clit pinched with chop sticks while another set was inserted into my pussy and worked open and closed like picking up food over and over and over again.

hot phonesex maryanneI can’t wait to try this game with the little ones! It will be a two fold lesson, how to eat oriental food correctly with chop sticks and then how to recycle your chop sticks as a useful toy! There is nothing better then sharing my adventures with them for p family fun!

Family Fun Phone Sex with Andrea!

I wanted to make this father’s day very special for Papi!! He spoils me so much and makes me feel soooooo good. He deserves a day filled with treats and surprises. I thought I’d be cute and start the day by giving him an ice cream sundae in bed. His eyes got all wide when he saw the bowl was my sweet little pussy and my clit… the cherry on top! He slurped all that sweet cream up from my cunny and sucked all the chocolate sauce from my nipples. I covered his big daddy prick with whipped cream and licked it clean. Yum yum yum. I made him comfortable and happy all day and later I invited a couple of my luscious Aunts over to help me end his day with a BANG! They started fighting over who’d get to sit on his dick first. But he made them kiss and make up and watched while he bent me over to stuff my tight little asshole. Why don’t you call me for some kinky phone sex and I can help you celebrate too!

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Story Time With Aunt Mary Anne

hot phonesex maryanne1Well it is a full house again tonight. Packed to he gills with rug rats and curtain climbers. and Aunt Mary Anne has a hot wet and dripping pussy! Tonight I am going to gather them all around and tell them a story before bed to get us all in the mood for more fun!
My favorite character of all time is the Road Runner. I love watching him chase down and fuck up the damned coyote. Tonight I will implement him in my story and the brats will love it!
The big blue bird with the yellow beak is chasing the old brown coyote as usual. Everyone thinks he wants to eat the coyote but they would be wrong. The old Road Runner is in love with the coyote. He doesn’t care that it’s wrong or that he is a bird and the coyote is not. He doesn’t care that he is blue and the coyote is brown. He doesn’t care that he has feathers and the coyote has fur. He doesn’t even care that he is a boy and so is the coyote. All he knows is he has wanted the coyote for a long, long time and the day has come roadrunnerthat he is going to catch the coyote and he isn’t going to eat him, at least not for dinner…wink wink…he is going to rub his beautiful blue feathers all over that coyote. He is going to kiss him with his big yellow beak and then he is going to make that coyote sorry that he ran all this time because he is going to show that coyote how much fun it can be to play with some one so different yet so the same.
After the story we are all going to get down on the floor in my huge living room, some of us are going to be road runners, some coyotes but we are all going to enjoy our differences and our likenesses tonight!

Lovin’ My New Lava Lamp!!!

hot phonesex maryanne10Aunt Mary Anne loves to fuck all sorts of things. From the littlest brat to the big dicked boy toy to anything that looks like it would peek my interest and could satisfy my ever wet pussy.
So when I went to the flea market today and saw this super cool lava lamp it was no surprise that my mind started working in the most delightful and delicious ways.
It’s shape is very bullet like so that it is tapered on the end and gets fatter in the middle. The size looks right at the tip as it gradually looks like it could be a challenge.

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I can’t resist the urge and I can feel my panties getting wetter and wetter as I pay for it. Ten dollars, not bad, less then the average sex toy.
I can’t wait to wash it up when I get home and stuff it in my pussy. When I push it into me I know it is perfect, cold and metallic feeling, smooth at the clear glass part.  I shove it in and out of me the small going to big and back again trying to fit more and more in with every stroke, fucking it harder and faster until I cum all over myself. Ahhh that was so fucking good.
I rinse it off and plug it in so I can look at it as the lava flows like cum from my pussy and get up to get a drink.
As I pass it on my desk on the way to my bed I reach out to touch it and it is getting warm and my pussy begins to drip all over again.
What could be better then the lava lamp fucking I just had?
Fucking myself with it while it is warm, bordering on hot. As I gulp down my drink my pussy is tingling knowing what is cumming next.

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Incest Phone Sex with My Niece

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Remember my niece that I was telling you about?  She’s here with me and my family for the weekend.  Friday nights are our usual family fuck fun nights, so when she arrived, my household was already a cluster-fuck of naked, wet, writhing brown bodies!  She told me she had been looking forward to this all week!  She asked me to strip her, and get her warmed up.  I got her naked, laid her on the sofa, spread her legs and feasted on that sweet, young, virgin pussy!  She came so hard, and was grinding so fast on my face, I thought I would drown in her hairy mound!  When she finally let go of my head, she got up, and said it was my turn.  Really?!?  She’d never offered to eat my muff pie before.  Aunty must have really turned her out!  I instructed her on what to do, and my youngest son taught her some of his tricks.  Then, my sweet niece licked and sucked and nibbled my juicy peach like a natural-born pornstar!  She made me proud, and she made me cum… three times!

Glory Hole!!!

hot phonesex maryanne8Today it was Aunt Mary Anne’s turn to work the glory hole. There were two big problems. One I forgot and two I had the nieces and some friends over. It didn’t take me long to cum up with a solution that worked and made my pussy soaking wet!
Bring the girls to work with me. They are great at sucking cock and besides that is what a glory hole is all about, no one knows what is on the other side.
I loaded them up and off we went. They were actually excited about it and giggled and laughed all the way there. Talking about the different dicks they would get to suck. Hoping for some little tiny ones they could make fun of later and some huge ones that would give them some deep throat practice.
I have to say I was very proud of them as I listened to them on the way there. But not nearly as proud as I was at the end of the day. They took all the dick that was put in that hole and sucked each one like a pro. In fact at one point I wanted to see how they were doing so i went out into the bar to listen to the guys talking and not one fella was disappointed!
My girls are champs!
So next time you hit the glory hole just think, me and the girls might me on the other side!

Open House?

hot phonesex maryanne7“Come on Aunt Mary Anne….you can come! What else do you have to do?”
OMG on and on! I didn’t want to go to a boring ass open house for elementary school. Fuck I want some excitement in my life!
I love the munchkins and love it when we can interact, but open house? Geeeze!!!
Of course I get talked into it and grudgingly I get dressed and load up the car with excited, screaming little nieces and their friends.
FUCK ME.…THIS IS GOING TO SUCK!
Little did I know that the janitor is a hot fucking Mexican with a hard cock…jack-fucking-pot -bitch!
I made eye contact with him all night. Licking my lips, touching my hard nipples, rubbing my pussy when he could see what I was doing.
He returned the favor by tightening the fabric of his pants so that I could see that big hard cock. hell he pulled the fabric so tight I could almost make out the veins in his cock.
We waited all night playing this game while the fucking curtain climbers ran all around us oblivious to the building tension.
As soon as he saw the chance he opened the door to the cleaning supply room and I stepped inside.
It didn’t take us long to take all our clothes off and start fucking like we were giving a biology lesson on the reproductive system. And in no time at all we were dressed, adjusted and back int he hall, screaming brats all around us oblivious to the smell of cum and sex that was oozing out of both of us!