It is not that mature sexy women have trouble getting laid. It is that in the age of social distancing and masks, it is harder to meet lovers. I joined Tinder this year. I love this app because it dings when a guy, I have been chatting with, is in close proximity. The miracle of modern technology, right? Today, I was out running errands, and my Tinder app went off. It was showing that this 18-year-old guy I have been chatting with was within a mile of me. I got on Tinder and sent him a message. I let him know where I was and sent him a selfie so he would know what I look like with clothes on. I was in shock when he met me. He was just a boy. He was riding his bike in the area. The naked selfies I saw were of an older boy. Turns out he stole naked selfies of his older brother off his phone and created a Tinder account with his brother’s date of birth and details. Very ingenious if you ask me. I thought that kind of hard work to get laid by a sexy mommy deserved a reward. I put his bike in the back of my SUV and took him home. No chest hair yet. Very little pubes. He has never been with a woman. He had not even been with a schoolgirl yet. Shy young lad living in the shadow of his big brother who was a star athlete in high school. I wanted to give him something to brag about. I am a son fucker and a nephew fucker. I have no problem with young boys if their cocks can stay in my pussy. I would like to say I rocked that boy’s world, but it was the other way around. He had incredible stamina and a good-sized dick for his age. Best Tinder hook-up yet, even if it could have resulted in me going to prison.