Look at the little bitty dickie!

Kinky phone sexI had a guy come see me this morning, he wanted to fuck me but he had a little bitty three inch dickie and who would want to fuck that? Certainly not me that’s for sure! I couldn’t help but laugh at him, I mean come on, if he fucked me with that teeny tiny little dickie I wouldn’t feel a thing! I told him that the only way I would ever fuck him is if he came back when I was like 120 years old and couldn’t get a real dick any more. No woman would choose a man with a tiny dick if she could fuck a real man am I right fellas? Of course I’m right! I’m sure that all of you “men” out there with dicks measuring less than 8 inches know exactly what I’m talking about. I’m sure that you’ve all experienced a woman laughing at your pathetic cock right? The bottom line for me is if you don’t have at least an 8 inch cock, don’t bother to try and fuck me because you won’t get this pussy, all you will get is me hysterically laughing at you.

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