The day after Christmas should be about incest phone sex. While your wife is returning crappy gifts, and stocking up on wrapping paper for next year, you should be calling a dirty P mommy. Trust me. I understand how worked up the holidays get you. You see all those little cock teases opening up presents and frolicking about. Maybe a niece? Perhaps your girlfriend’s daughter? Maybe even your own daughter? Did you have to go into the bathroom a few times and jack off? Tomorrow is your opportunity to talk all about those family cock teases and what you want to do to them. I had a husband that never would have approved of me having mommy sex with our daughter and son, so I divorced him. I understand that your wife is like my ex-husband. I love when men call me for some family fantasy fun while their wives are shopping. She is spending way more money than you would be on a phone sex call! I have the same P urges most men have even though I am a woman. I don’t deny myself some pretty pussy; just like I don’t deny myself that young dick either. The best way to spend the day after Christmas is talking to an equally dirty minded woman. I won’t step foot in a store the day after Christmas. I would much rather swap incest stories and fantasies with you.