Category: Kinky phone sex

Total Surprise

 

cockringOMFG!!!! We totally got wasted this weekend at a party and you won’t fuckin’ believe what happened ?! ~LOL!~ So Janet got a text message in class last week from this hottie in her biology class. He invited us to a drinking fest at his pad. So of course she took me along for the ride. ~LOL!~ But when we got there, it was only that guy and his really skinny/geeky roommate was there that I got stuck with. He tried to say that people were coming to this party but I could totally see that it was bullshit. So we started playing drinking games to make it more interesting. ~LOL!~ Well that skinny dork said he had a Prince Albert to Janet and I which ended in laughing so hard we spilled our drinks. Feeling annoyed by our reaction he said he wanted to make with us. The bet was if he had his wang pierced that he got to fuck us both while his hot roommate could only watch and if he didn’t, then he got to seat on the side lines while we fucked that hottie. Totally a piece of cake, right?! ~LOL!~ So he dropped his pants and there was Mr. Fat-N-Hard Prince Albert in front of all of us. Oh Damn! That’s Hot! So we got down with that pierced dork and right before he came we were down on our knees begging for it. ~LOL!~ However, right as he was going to drop that hot load in our mouths, the hottie jerked that dork’s cock into mouth and swallow every single drop. Fuck yeah! Surprise!

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Incest Voyeurism

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After some hot incest fun with my brother in the pool. We went to go get in our car to go get some more white candy so we could party some more when we found a picture of us fucking in the pool. I never knew anyone in the area were into incest voyeurism.

My brother said he knows just who it is. The old man next door he is always watching over here. He wants to fuck I know he does with his little perverted ass!

Well, we are going to give him the night of his life, and he can take as many pictures as he wants. We are going to have our family fun weekend outside. I bet he will get enough family fun phone sex fucking for the rest of his life.

Who knows I may even just catch him and let him know that I seen him taking pictures and if he doesn’t fuck me and my sister then his little peeping tom ass will be getting the police called on him! He should know its not ok to be a voyeur.

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Incest Phone Sex…FUCK FEST!

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Incest phone sex is the best thing someone could ever experience. I mean think about how intense it would be to fuck everyone in your family. Me and My family have Family Fuck Weekends, well sometimes they go on for longer than a weekend. We get the whole family together and fuck and party all night with the white stuff if you know what I mean. The stuff that makes you want to fuck all night long and makes it hard for you to cum.

All us women have to fuck the dealer in order to get more candy. We fuck the whole family daddy,mommy,sisters,brother and even grandparents are welcome. Even the young ones get to come in and play. We teach the little ones how to fuck and how to use the white stuff.

Daddy and Grandpa show the little men ho to fuck the women and please them just the way the men do. We say in this family if you have not fuck the whole family then you are not really into incest the way that you should be.

Just remember incest is best!

Momma love!

 

Incest phone sex InezMomma has been so good to me lately! We have spent so much special mommy and me time together. Momma even rented a special hotel room with a hot tub so we could relax and enjoy ourselves. I have had so much fun! I thought things couldn’t get any better. Momma was licking my clit and fingering my cuny. I was just enjoying the waves of pleasure. When momma told me she had a surprise for me. She had arranged Bobby and friend to meet us at the hotel. When he arrived he was nervous but I could tell he was ready to have both of us. Momma and I both took turns licking his hard cock. Then we shared it! He was watching us and moaning as we licked that cock. I could taste that pre cum start to drip off that hard cook. Momma told me to lay down and she helped guide Bobby’s cock inside me. Momma was licking and sucking on my nipples, while Bobby slammed that cock deep inside me. His balls were bouncing against my pussy, driving me crazy. And then I came so hard, My whole body was shaking and spasiming. Momma pulled that cock and sucked all my cum off Bobby’s dick. She licked him clean and he exploded all over her face. So much creamy cum for me to clean off momma.

Living It Up While I’m Going Down

hot phonesex maryanne4Every time I think about my vacation I get all hot and bothered. I was in my skimpy little top riding the elevator up to my room to freshen up. This young hot stud got on and could not stop staring at my tits. I had to see if I could get some of that. So I backed up to the buttons and accidentally hit the stop button. When the elevator jerked my tits accidentally fell out of my top and I fell against him. His cock was so fucking hard I had to rub it. I fell to my knees and went down on him like he was a sweet ice cream treat on a hot day. I sucked and licked him like he would melt in the heat of the sun. I wanted to milk him dry and that I did! Of course I wanted more then just that cum down my throat so i invited him to my room for an adult beverage and he said yes. Before the door could close i was ripping my clothes of and begging him to take me. He fucked me so hard I thought I would die in heaven! We met in the elevator everyday at the same time for the rest of the week i was on vacation. Each time was the same and it was amazing! I am sure the maintenance crew were wondering what was up with the elevator getting stuck at the same time every day and then all of a sudden not getting stuck after we checked out. I hope he is there next year and we can do it all again! Love in an elevator, living it up while I am going down….a great tune!

Perfection…

hot phonesex darla3I met the most wonderful person today. She says she is my sissy but she is my new wifey! My pussy gets wet just thinking about her! Her only desire is to spoil me and make me happy. She bathes me in the sparkling white porcelain tub while feeding me luscious purple grapes kissing  the juices that drip down my chin and giving me sparkling wine. She drys my body and fixes my hair. Then her only desire is to make me happy when she takes me to bed. Each morning she picks out my clothes and does my make up to perfection. Tonight she will introduce me to her friends as her one and only love her queen. She will dress me up and take me out to show everyone how much she adores me! She is in transition and soon I will be the first to gently lick and kiss her beautiful new pussy and make her feel as special and good as she makes me feel. She has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen and I loose myself in them, sucking and fondling her nipples as she moans with delight! I can’t wait to walk hand in hand on the beach with her showing off her gorgeous new body in a hot bikini! She is perfect in every way and she is all mine! I know she thinks of herself as a sissy but that isn’t how I see her. I see her as a beautiful wifey that adores me. I am so happy she found me!

Love in an elevator

 

picture2life_50133_originalThis morning I went shopping with Inez, we were in a huge store there were several floors worth of stuff to look through so we were there for several hours. At that point we were hungry and tired and a little grumpy so we got in the elevator to go down to the parking garage where we left our car. Of course with our luck the fucking elevator got stuck! So there we were stranded in the elevator bored as hell and trying real hard not to freak out when Inez crawled over to me and spread my legs. I kinda jumped because I wasn’t expecting her to do that and she just looked up at me and smiled, she said she knew how we could pass the time and get rid of our grumpy moods. Then she buried her face in my juicy pussy… I was moaning and carrying on and I guess the firefighters that were trying to free us from the elevator thought I was freaking out because they started trying to comfort us. It was all I could do not to laugh! We were eating each others pussies still when they finally got the door open, you should have seen their faces! It all worked out for us though because they were hot as fuck and ready to go. We fucked the shit out of every single one of them in that elevator and brought two of them home with us too!

Special gifts

kinky phone sex patriciaKinky phone sex really turns me on. That is why I am a special kind of mom. The nasty dirty kind. The kinky nasty dirty kind! It’s true I love to play with my little ones. I have trained them to satisfy mommy and all of mommy’s friends. I make sure they get enough practice to keep them fully trained. They are my little experts in cock and pussy. But every once in a while Mommy likes to mix stuff up. Throw a little extra kink in to the mix. I went to a local bar and picked up a man. A straight laced every day man. Its easy when you look like I do to find a willing fuck partner…lol Well willing for what he believes is straight sex with an older woman. Getting him to agree to be tied up is also pretty easy for me. But then the fun part… letting the little ones in. Watching my date realize what is happening. Mmmm priceless. His panic as the little ones start touching his naked body. He fights and yells. As their tiny fingers grab him. He tries to get free as their mouths go to work.. But then he cant help what happens. When his cock gets hard. He cant help how turned on he gets. That look on his face when he stops fighting and gives in. It is so hot. And when he explodes all over the little ones. I know it’s the most he has ever cum in his whole life. And that is the special gift I give to my friends.

Look at the little bitty dickie!

Kinky phone sexI had a guy come see me this morning, he wanted to fuck me but he had a little bitty three inch dickie and who would want to fuck that? Certainly not me that’s for sure! I couldn’t help but laugh at him, I mean come on, if he fucked me with that teeny tiny little dickie I wouldn’t feel a thing! I told him that the only way I would ever fuck him is if he came back when I was like 120 years old and couldn’t get a real dick any more. No woman would choose a man with a tiny dick if she could fuck a real man am I right fellas? Of course I’m right! I’m sure that all of you “men” out there with dicks measuring less than 8 inches know exactly what I’m talking about. I’m sure that you’ve all experienced a woman laughing at your pathetic cock right? The bottom line for me is if you don’t have at least an 8 inch cock, don’t bother to try and fuck me because you won’t get this pussy, all you will get is me hysterically laughing at you.

Little Girl Time

hot phonesex victoria1Being a cougar is so much fun. Tonight I get to be a witty bitty girl….my pussy is dieing for it! My fuck buddy tonight wants to age play with me and I get to be his little sister. I got the cutest little outfit and my hair is in pony tails. I shaved my cunt and got a big lolly pop to suck on while I trot around the room. I think I will lay back and shove this sucker up my cunt for him getting it full of my hot juices before sucking them off for him. Then he can shove his big hard cock up there so I can suck his dick while it tastes like my sucker. I can’t wait to be bad and get a good spanking before having a hard cock shoved up my shaved twat. I hope he has some good surprises in store for me. Little sisters can be so bad and so mean sometimes, but are the most fun to play with, don’t you think?