Category: Kinky phone sex

My Little Munchkins

My little munchkins mean the world to me, and I would do anything, and I mean anything, to make sure they grow up knowing about sex.  A lot of Moms are scared to even touch the subject of sex, and leave it up to their teachers. As if teachers know what the hell they are talking about. My little female ankle biters are going to learn the way I did, the hard way. When I say hard I mean hard, as in hard cocks.  My Dad taught me the hard way, almost every night. At first I was scared but then I was glad I knew what to do, then I just plain loved it.  There’s so many diseases going around now you have to be careful who you sleep with. If you keep it all in the family, they’ll never have to worry about any of that dirty stuff. I just strap on a dildo and get teaching, it’s that easy. Sometimes my hubby wants to teach them and sometimes I let him, but I prefer to handle the bulk of it. After all, I know the most because of my Dad.  He’d be so proud that what he taught me was being handed down to each new generation.

Lending A Helping Hand

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I love giving back to the community and helping those in need. There’s a horny old man who lives up the block and  can no longer do some outside chores anymore. Being the generous neighbor that I am I decided to offer to mow his lawn and take out his trash along with a few other household chores. This is my version of community service and boy do I love it! Sometimes I catch my lusty old perv eyeing my thick thighs and full tits so I did something special for gramps. I arrived in short daisy dukes and a tight tank top that shows off this rack of plenty. I started by softly sitting on his lap and getting that old stick to stand straight up. I stroked his engorged manhood and told him  that I was going to give him something to beat his meat to until the next week I came to visit. With his cock in hand I pushed his wheelchair out to his back porc. With the sun beaming down on my luscious body I ripped open my tank and exposed my bare breast to him. His old wrinkled dick started to ooze all over his hands as I shoved his face in them. I let him lick and suck all over them until it was time to start up the lawn mower. The whole time my tits glistened in the sun as I did this yard work. He jerked away at his cock and by the time I was done I found him passed out with cum all over his hand, pants, shirt, and even suspenders! I must of given him quite a show out there. Next week he’s in for an even tastier treat…  That’s only if his old ass can take it of course!! Haha

His Living Doll

kinky phonesex dorisInez and I love our mother daughter time. We love sharing men and each other. Just when we think we have seen, heard and done everything, something new comes along. Inez and I have done a lot of kinky and crazy things at a man’s request but this one was by far the oddest and the biggest turn on for me ever. We met him on line and he raved about our gorgeous long hair. He loved the fact that both of us had hair down to our asses. Perfect he said for what he had in mind. He asked if he could call and talk to me before we met as he had very specific things in mind and he wanted to talk them over. As it turns out he is into living dolls, He wanted me to make Inez up to look like a living china doll. Pale skin, long eyelashes, hair in long pony tails, and a cute little frilly dress with black patent leather shoes. He wanted me to present her to him in a large box, just as if she was a doll. And he wanted me to watch him fuck his living doll. My gift to him. When I told Inez about it she was willing to do it, but both of us found it very odd and neither of us thought we would enjoy it much. I mean wouldn’t a doll have to be quiet and still? We are anything but that when we are having sex. Little did we know it was the hottest fucking sex ever and we will be meeting him again in a few weeks for a repeat performance.kinky phonesex specials

woMAN With A Plan

The boy I’m chillin’ with these days is convinced that if we have sex, things will go “too fast.” I looked at him right in the eyes like UHHHHHHHHHH. He really believes that sexual penetration (AKA: sticking his ding-dong into my bun warmer) is gonna make the two of us “ruin what we have together.” This obviously made me very sad, since I like to fuck a whole lot. I asked my Grandpa for advice because he’s so wise like a great old falcon or something. My Grandpa told me there was only one thing I could do: convince him. SO, I did just that. I put on my black string bikini and called him right up. I said that my shower was broken and I needed him to come on over and help me fix it. LOL! :) He believed me, and drove over to “inspect it.” Hehe :) Little did he know, when my Grandpa let him in and he came upstairs, I would be standing there in my little itty-bitty black bikini waiting for him. It all went perfectly: I pulled down the strings of my top, looked him right in the eye, licked my lips seductively, and told him I needed something else inspected instead. His cock sprang up inside of his pants like a tent, and I just giggled behind my hand. We went at it like two starved animals. I was so happy–Grandpa knows how to fix everything! 

But . . . turns out there was a reason my newest piece of ass didn’t want to BOING me. He has a super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend. By fucking the bejeezus out of him, I had put myself in her line of fire. So who is this chick? Well, she’s a stripper. That’s right. You heard me. The bitch is a bona fide titty marvel. No legitimately! She takes her clothes off for money. I mean, I do it because I love it. I do it because I happen to think sex is the best thing ever. I do it because I was born to be a fuckdoll, and I am damn proud of it. But the super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend? She’s just totally annoying and needy for attention. I have been running away from her and trying to avoid her for weeks now. It’s like she can smell the scent of his cock on me or something. She’s vicious like an animal–she even poured out my entire bottle of shampoo and replaced it with Nair hair remover. Fingers crossed she will get bored harassing me and focus on her dance routines (COUGH slut-fest shows COUGH) :D But I promise I will keep you guys updated!

Play Mommy For Me

Today my Daddy said that he really misses Mommy and so I should pretend to be her. So I crawled into his big marriage bed and we kissed and touched! Hehe :) I love it when my Daddy lets me put my arms around his big grown man shoulders. I can sit right on his lap so my little butt rubs up against his pee pee stick. I know what’s in there, Daddy! You have a prezzie for me. So I unwrapped it with my little girl hand and I bounced on it like a bouncy bouncy. Weeee! My Daddy told me how good I was and that I should kiss it. Then I went mwah mwah mwah with my little lips all over his dickie weenier. It got bigger and bigger and bigger until finally it exploded like a balloon! So much yummy cream spewed out like a lava volcano. I lapped it all up like lick lick lick and my Daddy made lots of cute sounds that told me he loved it lots.

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Needy For Cock

 

OhmyGod, I haven’t gotten fucked in like two weeks. Legit, I am so horny. The issue with me being so turned on and not being able to get any really came to a HEAD because my Daddy went on a business trip and now I am stuck without him. Since I’ve also just gotten enrolled in summer school because my grades were so bad and I was messing around with guys during class, I am really in a bad mood about all of this. Like, what the hell am I supposed to do? So I did the only thing I could do–ordered a zillion sex toys online. No, I’m not kidding you. I got like a fucking billion vibrators, dildos, and even a butt plug that says “do me now” on it. So fucking kinky. I am just in such a bad mood. Literally. I really need some sex to cheer me up. Maybe I’ll go down the street and knock on Matthew Gordon’s door and ask him if he’d like to cum over and stick his dick in my holes. Preferably my ass, because I have a lot of pent up anxiety that could be released with a really nice ass fucking. Two weeks people. TWO WEEKS. I’d say “kill me now” in mock seriousness, but I really just want you to fuck me instead. Now I’ll just have to touch my cute little pussy here in the parking lot of Starbucks while I wait for my girlfriends to get their lattes. Thank Jesus for iPads seriously. But also, if you’re religious, please pray for me to get laid zippedy-quick. K thanks. Lori

He Loved Watching

It didn’t take us long to notice him watching us intently. He was practically drooling. He followed us for over an hour trying to be discreet but not doing a very good job at it. We enjoyed watching him watching us. We teased him endlessly, bending over when we knew he would get a good ass, pussy or tit shot . We leaned in and whispered to each other erotically giving him a show as we let our lips brush against each other. I thought he was going to cum in his pants right there in public. Finally I had Inez go talk to him and offer him to come out to our car. We fucked each other in the back seat while he watched. I have never seen a guy jerk off so fast and hard in all my life. We are still laughing at how over the top he was. What a great afternoon!

Kinky Mommy Plays Dirty!

 

 So my son and I are very competitive. We love to challenge each other. Strip poker and Dirty Darts. We always find a way to make our fun so competitive! Tonight we were watching TV. Just enjoying the time together when this stupid commercial came online. About everything you can do in 15 minutes. I made this off hand comment that I could make any guy cum in 15 minutes and my boy said he could make me cum in less time than that and that was it. The game was on. I started by stripping down very slowly to my stockings and garter belt. Of course my boy was watching me very closely. I was going to tease him some more when he stood up and pulled his pants down. Just as slowly! I was so surprised to see his mesh underwear with red lips all over them. I could see his hard cock bulging through! Then he almost won the contest when he slid his hand down his underwear and started rubbing his hard cock! I fucking LOVE that!

I wasn’t going down without a fight! I walked up to him and pulled his pants down and shoved that hard cock in my mouth. Then, I pulled out the big guns and slid my finger back to his asshole and pushed it in. I started wiggling that finger and stretching his asshole open. I was sure he was gonna blow in my mouth but he wasn’t going down that easy! He yanked me up to my feet and pushed me over the end of the bed! He shoved his cock so deep inside me. Then he started to fuck me like I love! He called me a whore and a slut as he was pounding me! I squeezed my pussy so hard trying to milk out that big cock of his! Then I started yelling all the stuff he loves. Telling him how Mommy loves that big hard cock of his. Telling my boy to fuck Mommy harder! Make Mommy cum! Then my boy wrapped his hands in my hair and pulled so hard. Making me scream in pure joy! I knew I was gonna lose but I didn’t fucking care! He fucked me so hard till we both exploded at the same time! I’m not sure who won and I don’t really give a fuck! I won in the long run!

Ms. Kenya’s Kinky Hood

The young toys that live on my block love to call me Ms. Kenya. Similar to Mr.Rodgers’ Neighborhood, I have a kinky one. Instead of playing with puppets and planes, I’m playing with cocks and cunnies. Many of my mini fuck toys loves the remake of the Mr. Rodgers’ theme song I made:

 

It’s a beautiful day in my kinky hood,
Im horny today for a fuckable neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It’s a sexy day in this wood,

wonderful day for good fuck!
Would you like that?
Could you take that?

I have always wanted to touch a neighbor just like you,
id love to satisfy my every need in the hood with you.

So let’s make the most of this kinky day,
Since we’re together, we might as well play,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my fuck toy?

Don’t you want to please?
Won’t you please?
Ms. Kenya your kinky neighbor?

I sing it to them as they watch me stroke their hard little dicks or as they lap at my old pussy. I sit my my fence everyday waiting for them to get out of school and peek over so that I can try to imagine all the fun we will have. I always start off with my youngins. We sit and watch Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood on PBS and try to think of different ways to entertain our kinky hood today. I send mines over to pick out mommy’s favorite toys for a “play date” today I think we are going to play Choo-Choo Train. Mr. Rodgers always has this train that visits all his “friends”. Well, instead of a real train I’m going to run a train on my yummy little friends and eat them up!  First I’m going to get finger deep in a tight little cunnie. I want to massage her small g-spot until she leaks all over my hands. I’ll have another fuck toy of mine suck it off my middle finger as I have one of my offspring ram it deep in his ass. I’ll hold his ass cheeks as far apart as possible so that I my son can get his swollen cock deep in that tight asshole. Mmmmm… by the time they all go home my living room smells like virgin pussy and cum. Ms. Kenya always has the best interest of the neighborhood little ones in mind so when it comes time for a good fuck and suck they always know where to come!

Keeping It All In The Family

 

I met my brother and his family for dinner; afterwards, we were taking his wife to the airport.  I was supposed to stay and help with their daughter.  I hoped that my brother and I could spend some intimate time together; and, I was excited that we’d be alone to do whatever we wished.

Dinner was pleasant; but I kept scrutinizing his wife comparing myself to her.  And, I always came out ahead; even though she was pretty. I knew that I had give, and could continue to give my brother so many things that she never could.  

During dinner, I noticed that my brother finished before everyone and I guessed that he was just really hungry.  And, his little girl crawled into his lap; he pushed over his own plate so she could put hers in front of them.  She began to eat slowly, taking long pauses; and, then, I noticed something.   When her eyes met mine, I knew: after all, she had the same look that I did so many years ago.  She was biting her lower lip and shifting, her face flushed.  Little “mhm” sounds escaped from her little, round mouth.

My brother looked at me and winked; instantly, my clit perked up.  He knew that I knew: he was fondling his daughter under the table.  I could imagine him stroking her soft cleft, devoid of hair, completely innocent.  I could recall being in her position.  But, I was becoming a little jealous. Didn’t he want to fuck me or had I gotten too old?  He seemed to read my thoughts and said, “I love you sis.”  He blew me a kiss, his hands still under the table; his wife remarked how sweet it was to have me there and I smiled.  I laughed at how stupid she was. How oblivious everyone in the room was; they didn’t know what was going on right there in that restaurant.  And, they’d never know.

Dinner ended, we dropped off the wife at the airport; my brother, his daughter, and I all watched as the plane disappeared.  We were finally alone. One big happy family and the night was just beginning.