For April Fool’s Day I replaced my Daddy’s shaving cream with whipped cream, which was really funny to watch him trying to shave with. I really am a naughty girl. If that wasn’t enough, I replaced his coffee with decaf, he HATES decaf. Today was loaded with tricks on my poor unsuspecting Daddy. I plastic wrapped the toilet seat, put red food coloring in the milk, and put a whoopee cushion in the seat of his car, as well as cranking the radio up as high as it would go. Tonight, though… Tonight is when the real fun begins. I went all out with Daddy’s credit card, ordering dozens and dozens of roses, champagne, chocolates, and an assortment of sex toys and to top it all off; a pair of really sturdy furry handcuffs. Now that Daddy’s home from work the fun can begin. At first Daddy’s a little suspicious about everything, but after examining the roses and taste testing the champagne he gets into a more relaxed mood as I peel his clothes off of him and push him on the bed. I make quick work of pumping that Daddy cock, getting him fully erect before I jump up and cuff his hands to the bedposts. Now for my final trick of the day, I leave him there, hard and aching for me. April Fool’s, Daddy!!!
Category: Domination phone sex
Incest Phone Sex: My Sons are the Men in My Life
Incest phone sex is fun the whole family can have, don’t you agree? My husband left us when my boys were munchkins still. He has not paid a cent in support, nor attempted to contact his sons since he filed for divorce. I have not missed him because my boys are the men of the house. They have proven to be better men. I was shocked when I came home from shopping the other day to find him sitting at the dining room table with his sons like nothing had happened. He tried to make small talk before dropping the bombshell that he was coming back home. He even tried to suggest that a woman like me needs a man around. I looked at my boys, then at him. “I have three men in the house now, you are no longer welcome,” I said vehemently. My youngest son stood up, took his belt off and tied his deadbeat daddy to the chair. His brothers got up and swarmed around me as they pulled their cocks out. “Watch how your boys take care of the woman of the house. They do it better than you ever could,” I seethed as I started to chug on boy cock. Three little big men skull fucked their mommy as their sorry excuse for a father watched in misery. He tried to tell me I was a bad influence. He even threatened to have my boys taken away from me for mommy sex. I just laughed. “You ever come here again, threatening to take my boys from me, I will make sure the state comes after you for back support,” I retorted. He got white in the face. He owes over $100,000 in back support for three sons for over a decade. My sons came in my mouth because they were so turned on that I just checked their loser daddy before he wrecked himself. Silly men. My sons always cum first.
Stripper Surprise Party
The cool thing about being a retired stripper is that I have lots of friends. I was turning 56 this year and I wasn’t really thrilled about it. One of my former co-workers called me and asked me to join her for a drink at the club where I used to work. I figured “Why not” and got dressed up a bit, wearing a top that showed my massive 48FF knockers. I walked into the club and it was deserted, just a young dancer swinging on a pole for 2 old farts. I saw my friend at the bar and she whistled. When she did, all hell broke loose. People came out of every corner, screaming “Surprise.” I was blown away.
The girls all yelled as a male stripper came out. A black man with a monster cock. He gyrated and poked his cock between my titties as men hooted. I was getting a little turned on watching him grind that black snake into the girls faces and hump their asses. I wanted more. I hopped up on a table, kicked off my panties, beckoning Mr. Meatstick. He flashed a gold tooth and headed my way. Holding his 12 inches, he walked right into my spread, waiting pussy and starting fucking me shamelessly in front of my friends. They were all cheering and calling my name as my pussy pulsated. “Take my cock, big Momma.” he shouts. A moment later Beefcake pulls out his massive schlong and jacks a load of lava all over my tits. Several people rush over to lick the cream off my knockers. Dollar bills are raining down all over us. It was the best surprise party I’ve ever had. Mmmmm, I may have to get my son to come over and help Mommy celebrate. Tonight, as I fall asleep, you can bet I’ll be rubbing this puffy clitty reliving every moment.