Category: Cougar phone sex

Mommys’ boy knows best!

 

Milf phone sexI love when the weather gets warm. Hot really. I get to wear the tiniest little outfits! No bra… no panties. I know it drives my son crazy.And that is exactly why I do it!  I love to  see his cock jump to attention all the time. Every time I walk by and bend over. I hear him groan! And I love every bit of it!!! I try to tease him till he cant take it any longer… I wait for him to just break and throw me down and shove that fat yummy cock deep inside me!! I thought it would take half the night! But he was just in the nastiest mood. When I bent over to …ummmm …. Check my fuck me pumps. :0) He just couldn’t stand it. He jumped up and he was able to shove that cock inside before I even realized it was out!!! I mean that boy of mine sure knows how to surprise Mommy!!!

My What Big Balls You Have

cougar phonesex camillaA friend of mine invited me to a basketball game tonight. Now Nana Camilla knows all about the little ones and how to play for fun. But I know nothing, and I mean nothing about basketball.
But I had nothing else to do and thought what the hell, why not! I am so glad I went!
Even though I had no idea what was going on, what it meant when the buzzard went off, what the penalties and fouls were all about, what the different baskets meant or why they all lined up sometimes while one guy tried to make a basket with the others watching.
What I do know is that they were all young, running and panting for breath, breathing heavy and making my nipples hard. I had to go in the bathroom several times to pinch and pull them while rubbing my twat, trying to satisfy the building frustration the game was creating.
One of them fell right in front of me on the floor and when his leg flew up I could see his jock strap in all it’s glory, balls hanging and covered in sweat. I couldn’t help the rush of hot cum that spewed out of my pussy!
Nana Camilla thinks she will be going to another basketball game if given the chance.

WTF???

hot phonesex darlaI left for the afternoon to enjoy some time with a friend. As soon as I walked back in the house there she was crying like a little girl.
WTF did she do this time? I mean I know my sissy is accident prone. She breaks things regularly, is always tripping over her self. But never is she sobbing and in hysterics like this.
It took me a good 45 min to find out what the hell the problem was, and I should have known.
I know not to leave her alone for long. I know she needs constant supervision and guidance. But fuck me I never thought she would get into such a pickle.
Pickles. Yes they are the root of this hysteria. I took all her dildos away from her last night because I caught her playing by her self and she knows that is expressly against the rules.
So what does she do? While I am gone she gets the jar of pickles and decides they will have to do. She shoved that fucking pickle so far up her vagina that she can’t get it out.
I will be damned if I am going fishing up her for a fucking pickle.
She is going to have to get her ass in the car and explain to the emergency room doctor why and how she has a pickle stuck inside her.
And I am not taking her anywhere looking like this, she best get dressed proper and fix her make up before we head to the local hospital.

Missing you!

I have been missing my man Lately. OOOOh I havepatricia lots of men. Men to share with my little ones. But not like David. He is special. He always knows exactly what this momma needs. And he is always there to share what mommy has! If it’s a nice big fat black cock dripping with cum or one of my sweet little treats ready to tease and please any cock mommy tells them to!!! So David while you are away…. Deployed with all those lushes thick cocks. mmmm Surrounded by all those hot tight men in uniform. I want you to be thinking of me and mine!  I know how hard that will be.  But we are here… waiting longingly for you. Thinking of you. Dreaming nightly of you. And you stay safe out there in the big bad world till you can come home and fuck us like we need! Till you can finally bury that hard cock right where it should be! As many times as I tell you!  My pussy and my toys cant wait to have you again.

A Sweet Summer

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Now that everyone is home from school, I have a full house – all day, every day!  To keep me from sweating the Summer away in the kitchen, trying to feed all of these mouths, I’ve already gone to the warehouse store to stock up on popsicles, cereal, fruit, chips and snacks.  I know that the boys are going to eat up the chips and cereal from their younger sisters.  But, the girls will go through the fruit and those popsicles quicker than those boys can blink!  My oldest daughter likes to play “Pussy Pop” with her brother.  She shoves a popsicle up her tiny hole, and he has to guess the flavor, by sucking and licking the juice as it drips from her slit.  Sometimes my youngest daughter joins in, so she can get practice licking her “tuster’s sweet poon-poon.”

I must admit, I love playing “Pussy Pop,” too.  Only, I use my pussy muscles to suck the popsicle right off of the stick!  Then, my oldest son, or any one of his young, horny friends gets to suck me dry!  But, this Summer I’ll enjoy the game in another way.  I’ve been working on preparing my youngest daughter for deflowering, but her itty-bitty, little whole is giving me hell!  So, I figure the cold from the popsicle should numb her up, so I can start to stretch her.  In addition, I’ll get to enjoy a sweet, wet treat from those pretty, little bald lips that Mommy loves to kiss so much!

Story Time With Aunt Mary Anne

hot phonesex maryanne1Well it is a full house again tonight. Packed to he gills with rug rats and curtain climbers. and Aunt Mary Anne has a hot wet and dripping pussy! Tonight I am going to gather them all around and tell them a story before bed to get us all in the mood for more fun!
My favorite character of all time is the Road Runner. I love watching him chase down and fuck up the damned coyote. Tonight I will implement him in my story and the brats will love it!
The big blue bird with the yellow beak is chasing the old brown coyote as usual. Everyone thinks he wants to eat the coyote but they would be wrong. The old Road Runner is in love with the coyote. He doesn’t care that it’s wrong or that he is a bird and the coyote is not. He doesn’t care that he is blue and the coyote is brown. He doesn’t care that he has feathers and the coyote has fur. He doesn’t even care that he is a boy and so is the coyote. All he knows is he has wanted the coyote for a long, long time and the day has come roadrunnerthat he is going to catch the coyote and he isn’t going to eat him, at least not for dinner…wink wink…he is going to rub his beautiful blue feathers all over that coyote. He is going to kiss him with his big yellow beak and then he is going to make that coyote sorry that he ran all this time because he is going to show that coyote how much fun it can be to play with some one so different yet so the same.
After the story we are all going to get down on the floor in my huge living room, some of us are going to be road runners, some coyotes but we are all going to enjoy our differences and our likenesses tonight!

Lovin’ My Cousin….

hot phonesex victoria8To my pussy’s delight, my cousin recently split with her old man. OK that might sound mean but she and I used to be very close and he didn’t approve.
But now that he is out of the picture we have been spending lots and lots of time together. We fuck each others brains out almost every night just like we used to when we were in college.
In college we were room mates. The boys were always after the girls and so fucking horny. All the girls gave in because they had no other way to scratch that itch that plagued their pussies.
But we had each other and if we didn’t REALLY want to fuck a guy we didn’t. We would just go to the dorm and fuck each other.
We had every size, shape and color dildo, vibrator and strap on imaginable and when all else failed we licked and sucked each others pussy dry.
No guy could eat my pussy like she could and she said the same about me.
It drove the boys crazy that we didn’t give in like the other girls. We made them work for it and pamper us and spoil us rotten to get in our panties.
The girls hated it to and couldn’t figure out what we had that they didn’t. We used to wink and say “will power” but in truth we just had a good fuck in each other.
They say incest is best and in this case it sure fucking is!

Mommies Birthday

mommy phone sexI have been making some big plans. My birthday is coming up very soon. And I throw the biggest party on my Birthday. I love how the girls know its all about Mommy. I have invited all my big dick friends to come over and take care of me and mine. I have ordered lots of toys and party supplies. Last year was the best party ever! My girls put on such a show for me. They all did a little dance number. And sang happy Birthday! Then they stripped down to nothing. The put on such a good show for me. Licking and sucking each others pussies. And then then They came over and started working on mommy. Oooh how I love my little ones tongue sliding over my pussy and my tight ass. Even my littlest one sat on my face and let me suck her pussy. It is so sweet. Then the girls took turns licking and sucking all my big dicked fiends to get them nice and hard so they could fuck mommy like I deserve! I came so very much. After the guys took care of mommy they got to finish up on the little ones! Mmmmm a perfect day. Cant wait to do it again.

Sissy Phone Sex~She Is Such A Good Girl!

darlaMy sissy loves to drink his beer. I told him I would buy him his beer but he had to do something with the cans. He couldn’t throw the cans away. I wanted something out of the money I spent on the beer he was drinking. My pussy was twitching with anticipation to see if he would meet this challenge and earn his beer.
Last week I asked him about the cans. It has been six months and I haven’t seen one beer can in the trash, not one. He just smiled and said he was being obedient and doing as he was told and I would see soon enough what he was doing. Again my twat was all worked up at the thought of him pleasing me. He assured me I would be proud of him.
Last night after dinner he sat me down on the couch, He gave me a foot rub like none he has given me to date, making me all hot and bothered and wanting to order him around.
He asked if I would sit and wait on the couch that he had a surprise for me. He wanted to model for me and make me happy. So I obliged him and sat sipping the drink he had made just for me.
He went about lighting candles and setting the atmosphere and then he disappeared in his room.
When he came out my jaw dropped, I couldn’t believe it! This must have taken some time and he must have worked late into the night while I slept to complete this. It was astounding.
He had taken his beer cans and cut them, punched holes in them and crocheted sissya beautiful dress. My pussy was dripping with joy!
He looked so proud and very stunning in his long gown made of Budweiser cans and yarn. I have to say I was very proud of him, he served me well and did just as he was told!

Lovin’ My New Lava Lamp!!!

hot phonesex maryanne10Aunt Mary Anne loves to fuck all sorts of things. From the littlest brat to the big dicked boy toy to anything that looks like it would peek my interest and could satisfy my ever wet pussy.
So when I went to the flea market today and saw this super cool lava lamp it was no surprise that my mind started working in the most delightful and delicious ways.
It’s shape is very bullet like so that it is tapered on the end and gets fatter in the middle. The size looks right at the tip as it gradually looks like it could be a challenge.

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I can’t resist the urge and I can feel my panties getting wetter and wetter as I pay for it. Ten dollars, not bad, less then the average sex toy.
I can’t wait to wash it up when I get home and stuff it in my pussy. When I push it into me I know it is perfect, cold and metallic feeling, smooth at the clear glass part.  I shove it in and out of me the small going to big and back again trying to fit more and more in with every stroke, fucking it harder and faster until I cum all over myself. Ahhh that was so fucking good.
I rinse it off and plug it in so I can look at it as the lava flows like cum from my pussy and get up to get a drink.
As I pass it on my desk on the way to my bed I reach out to touch it and it is getting warm and my pussy begins to drip all over again.
What could be better then the lava lamp fucking I just had?
Fucking myself with it while it is warm, bordering on hot. As I gulp down my drink my pussy is tingling knowing what is cumming next.

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