Category: Cougar phone sex

Piggy Pet

kinky phonesex blackmail1Sissy, our very own Blackmail Nose Ring Piggy Pet is not doing as she should. Mistress Levi has put the word out to all the Fuckalicious girls to out and humiliate our mascot once again. Can you believe that our Tinkerbell Transvestite is not being an obedient Piggy Pet?

Mistress Levi is the head bitch in charge and if anyone knows how to keep a Pathetic Pansy Loser like our mascot in line, it is our very own leader! The game of blackmail is one that Mistress Levi never loses, so for Piggy Pet to even dream of winning this one is just another pathetic fantasy. 

Now I think that our Fairy Fag should take that new pretty pink bunny out fit and switch out the bunny ears for piggy ears, change that cute cotton tail to a curly piggy tail and wear this pretty piggy ring that I have found. It is time our Piggy Pet become a piggy for real and go out in public snorting like the piggy she is!

It is high time everyone knows just how pathetic our Piggy Pet is. One of these days one of her fake man friends is going to be at the mall and see her in all her pathetic shame and humiliation. 

Of course at the rate that our Piggy Pet is going, not meeting Mistress Levi’s demands, she may be outted sooner then she thinks. Her fake man name may just accidentally slip into the text of a blog. Then anyone who googles it for her fake man job will find her here in all her glory! What a shame that would be.

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Blackmail Piggy Pet Poem

Look at her all dressed up

Looking like a buttercup

Pretty in her dress that’s pink

A little fairy just like Tink

She really wants the world to know

That she’s a sissy all a glow

Her tiny winky you can’t see

A little clitty it should be

When she reads the words we write

She wants to squirt with all her might

But Mistress Levi has control

And teasing Sissy is her goal

She let’s us all join in the fun

We heap it on by the ton

A Blackmail Piggy she will be

So we can frolic by the sea

You see it’s our vacation time

And that is always on  Piggy’s dime!kinky phonesex piggy

Take It Out In Trade

kinky phonesex camillaA couple of months ago I bought a little house near the college to rent for extra income. I rented it to a group of guys that were eye candy for sure. Since renting to them I have had many fantasies about getting fucked by them late at night while masturbating. Little did I know that my fantasies would come true so soon. Yesterday when I went to collect this months rent, they didn’t have it all. It seems one of them fell on several financial woes last month and he didn’t have his portion. It was a grim situation indeed. What was I to do? Eviction was the obvious solution if they couldn’t pay their rent.  Finally they asked if there was anything they could do, handy work at my place or here, anything in trade for what they were short? I love the idea of bartering and handy work is just what I had in mind only not on the house! I told them that I would be willing to trade sex for the money. I wanted all three of them, all weekend, to be totally devoted to me and my sexual needs. Needless to say I am one satisfied landlord so far and the weekend isn’t over yet. Can you say Cougar Mode? 

Incest Phone Sex with Samantha: Vintage Family Fun

In 1976, when I was younger, I was pretty buxom. I had already caught the eye of my uncle. He was who popped my cherry. Well, I was a typical 70s chick: long hair, long legs, groovy clothes, smoked pot, obsessed with rainbows and peace signs and listened to rock and roll. My uncle was always buying me presents. One time he bought me this rainbow bedding set I had seen at Sears. That was the bed linen I lost my virginity on. I remember the brilliant luck of the blood stains being on the red part of the rainbow so my parents were none the wiser. The next gift he gave me I still have, and I get all wet thinking about my uncle when I use it. It’s an original 70s Lava Lamp. It went great in my room with all the colors. But, I was a horny and experimental girl, not much different from the woman I am today. One night in bed, I was masturbating, and I thought, what if I played with that lamp? I got up and locked my bedroom door so I would not get caught and I put the lava lamp on the bed and straddled it. I rubbed my smooth cunny up and down on that lamp. It was warm to the touch too, which made my pussy very wet. I started going faster, frantically rubbing my clit on the glass part of the lamp till I exploded. The next day, I told my uncle how much fun I had with his special present. He wanted a private show. So one day when he was over, I straddled that lamp again in front of him while he stroked his big throbbing dick and we came together. He then had me lick up my sweet nectar off the lava lamp. It became a routine for us to masturbate together this way for years. And we would fuck afterwards too. But that lamp will always hold a special spot in my pussy; I mean heart.incest phone sex mommy big tits

Once I became a mommy, my pussy was less tight and I would give my sons a show with that lamp. I’d tell them how when I was younger, I would rub my girl parts on it for their great uncle. But, I wanted something special just for me and my boys, so I would insert it into my cunt and fuck it till I squirted, then my baby boys would lick all that love juice  off that lava lamp my uncle gave me back in 1976. Then they’d lick their mommy’s honey pot.  I’m getting wet just reminiscing about that vintage lava lamp. It was in hindsight, my first dildo!

If you are looking for incest phone sex or p phone sex fantasies, I’m happy to share my personal experiences with you. I’ll even get out my cherished vintage 1976 lava lamp and let you her me masturbate with it. You got something retro and cool to play with too?

Cougars and Closets

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My brother and I were house-sitting for my rich aunt. We had enjoyed fucking in each one of the bedrooms, the pool, the kitchen…everywhere. And, now we were back to the master bedroom; my brother’s lips were wrapped around my clit and I was about to cum when we heard someone coming up the stairs and the familiar voice of our aunt. A young boy was accompanying her; I squinted from the closet slit and whispered to my brother that the boy cut the grass every week. But I was puzzled when she held his hand and led him to her bed. He pulled off his shirt and she played with her pearls while making these unusual sounds that I’d never heard before. Her voice was so high-pitched, like a little girl’s. She lifted her legs in the air and he pulled down her panties as if this was their normal routine. She playfully tugged on his pants and he finished undressing, sliding on top of her.

I could feel my brother’s cock stiffening against my legs. I stifled a giggle and he shrugged. I bent down in the closet and began sucking his cock. It expanded inside my mouth as I wrapped my tongue around it. Aroused by the thought that my brother was enjoying watching our old aunt fuck a young boy, I started rubbing my clit, too. Maybe he wanted to fuck her, or maybe he did when he was younger; I would have to ask later. Right now, he was clutching the frame of the closet and biting his lower lip. My aunt was screaming, “Ride me, stud-muffin” and demanding that he not cum yet. “I’m almost there…” she huffed and then yelled out, her voice shaking. The boy released his cum in one quick moment and then fell against the bed. My brother’s cum slid down my throat and I teased his asshole with my tongue while rubbing my clit until I shook, orgasming and collapsing on his legs.

A Tiger Can’t Change Its Stripes

My Mommy Doris is the biggest incest kinkster you’ve ever seen! She is a total cougar.  The other day, something SUPER scary happened to us. We had a break-in and about five huge, hulking black dudes barged into our house and tried to rob us. Luckily, my Mommy Doris was thinking on her feet. To save our valuables and keep me, her beloved and precious baby daughter, safe, she got the idea to let the BIG BLACK COCK men sexually use and abuse our white-women holes brutally instead. It was frightening and I felt so nervous I could hardly breathe. The excitement from not knowing whether we’d live or die though, excited my tiny cunt hole very much. It actually made me want to get double-stuffed by big black cock. The truth is, though, they LOVED my Mommy Doris. They fucked her huge aching white-woman birthing titties with their thick dark-meat cocks. Then they creamed on her nipples and forced me to lick off their black-man spud. She is such a cougar . . . my Mommy Doris has what it takes to attract any man. She is even very good at seducing huge, hulking black criminal dudes into letting us leave with our lives & not robbing us.

Aunt Phone Sex: I Sold My Nephew for Big Black Cock

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Usually I am talking about my sons and their friends. That is because they have huge cocks. I do have a nephew who is half Asian. Although he has always wanted to fuck his hot Aunt Victoria, he has a really small dick and I just can’t even bring myself to a pity fuck. But, the other day, my big black daddy discovered I have an Asian nephew. Well you see, I pay for the pleasure of this particular black daddy. He is a black bull for hire and well worth the money. He gives my pussy a good time. Never been stretched out so much or filled up so much in my life! I have fallen behind in my weekly payments and like a crack whore, I begged not to be cut off from his throbbing big dark flesh. I told him he could have whatever he wanted, just please keep fucking me until I could get him the money I owe him.

He had a solution to my dilemma. See, he gets off on humiliating white men and their little dicks in comparison to his big bull cock. He has never had the pleasure of humiliating an Asian man but has heard they have the smallest wieners. My debt would be wiped clean, and I get to keep fucking my big black stud if my nephew is forced to watch and fluff his cock. Of course I was on board. I called Toan and told him I had an emergency and he had to come over. He was there in a flash. When he arrived he saw me naked on the couch with a black tongue licking my pussy. He was horrified and tried to leave. I told him if he ever wanted the chance of being with me, he had to stay and watch and do whatever Marcus said. Toan looked scared and angry, but he agreed. He loves his Aunt.

Marcus made him watch as he ate my pussy, as he came on my face, as he fucked my cunt… He even made him tie bows on his cock and feed it to me as a present. The look on Toan’s face when he had to wrap that big thick black dick with bows was priceless. He was trembling. But then so was I, just trembling with anticipation. After Marcus was done using me, he turned his attentions to my nephew more. He forced his face in my pussy. He was like, you still want to eat your Aunt’s pussy with my cum leaking out of it? Marcus then made Toan clean my hot cunt juices off his big black dick; and while he forced his black shaft down his throat, he smacked him around with his cock. Marcus thrived in humiliating Toan. He called him little dick man; told him he had seen bigger dicks on dogs; and made him suck his dick on and off for hours.

Toan was used and humiliated to settle my debt. I know I should have felt bad with how aggressive Marcus got with my nephew, but I am  a big black cock addict and would have sold my son to a donkey show in Tijuana if it  meant  I could keep getting that dark meat. Hell, I’d sell and use you for just a look at that beautiful, black throbbing cock. Surely, you can’t blame me?

Family Fun Phone Sex with Samantha: Sweet Rewards

I am a very “hands” on grandma. I potty trained all my offspring with a unique but effective method. A sort or positive rewards system that I am now using to train my youngest grand angel. My son said he needed help training him because he was not responding well to any of the techniques used at home. I asked him if he remembered how I potty trained him many moons ago. Suddenly, he told me his cock was hard. That tells me he remembered! You know how some parents keep M and M’s or other candy in the bathroom and their wee one gets a piece when they make a potty? Well I keep the candy in my pussy. I used M and M’s first, but I found that my babies preferred sweet tarts.

With my youngest grandson, I sit on the couch, with my pussy spread. The couch is in direct view of the bathroom. When he sits on the potty like a good boy, he gets to watch grandma use her pretty pink vibrator on her pretty pink pussy. Now, when he actually makes a pee pee or a poopy in the potty, I insert a sweet tart deep into my juicy cunt. He then gets to come lick it out of granny’s honey pot. Like all my offspring, he has a sweet tooth. See, my sons said that the sweet tarts melted in my pussy and mixed with my own hot love juices to create a special sweet sugary concoction that even Brach’s would want to market. My littlest angel boy can’t wait to use the potty with this method. After he uses the big boy potty, he runs right between my legs for his special reward. He takes long licks and buries his face between my milky thighs. I put my hands on the back of his sweet head and tell him what a good boy he is; how proud I am of him. I always end up giving him a little extra sweet tasty treat too. I told all my offspring and I tell their offspring, that getting candy out of my special candy dish is a reward for us both. It’s win win. My wee ones learn to potty train and I get off! I had my stubborn little grand boy potty trained quickly with this method. Sex and candy is the sweetest reward! How were you potty trained? I love to share my stories of potty training over the years; hear your stories or maybe even help you with your potty training!!!!

Lilly

kinky phonesex lillyThe twins brought me a bunch of lilies that the neighbor let them pick from her garden today. they told me that they looked like mommies pussy in the middle and that they smelled so sweet and fresh just like mommy always does.It was so sweet of them to bring me flowers but even sweeter that they picked the ones named after me and associated them with their favorite thing, my pussy. My fragrant, budding, flowering pussy that they love to play with. I love it as much as they do when they lay me down and want to pamper me by licking and sucking me all over only to be finger fucked till I cum all over them. I am the luckiest mommy in the whole world to have twins that love me the way they do!

Mommy Phone Sex with Victoria: My Son is My Backdoor Man

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My son visited me this weekend for some family fun. We have been playing together for decades. I was his first. Now that he is all grown, we have a special routine before we fuck. He likes to tell me how to dress before he arrives, and when he shows up, he inspects my pussy and ass to make sure I am completely bald. He likes his momma to have no pussy hair. I don’t mind; feels better when he has his tongue up my ass and cunt to be smooth. He is not only a mother fucker, but a mother licker-a very good one too!

My son has mad skills. Yes, I taught him the art of pussy eating, but he had natural ability. Now, he teaches me. This weekend was all about our first anal experience. I have done anal a few times, but never with my son. He was an anal virgin until this weekend. Not sure why he wanted to wait, but I let him think it was my first time too. I had lots of lube with me. I told him we needed to use a vibrator on my ass first to prime it, so it wouldn’t hurt as bad when his big dick went in my tight bunghole. He so enjoyed lubing up my ass and inserting that vibe in my backdoor. I leaned up against the bed, and he fingered my ass first before inserting the vibrator. At first, he worked it in real slow and gentle and I rubbed my clit. I could feel his throbbing member pressed up against me from behind. It was so hot. My cunt was starting to drip. I reached my hand behind me, and started stroking my boy’s cock. I love feeling it twitch and throb to my touch. It reacts so strong to his mother’s love.

I told him my ass felt ready for his cock. I bent over the bed and spread my cheeks and felt my son’s dick slowly push into me. Then the vibrator was shoved up my pussy. OMG. It was like being double penetrated.  He started going faster in my ass while I put one leg up on the bad so he could get in deeper. Before long, we were on the bed, in every position fucking. My favorite was being on top of him, with my legs spread for easy access of fingers and toys, while his cock pumped my cougar ass.

He came so hard in my ass. I came so hard too. I know some folks don’t understand my relationship with my offspring. We have just always been close. I have relationships outside my son and daughter, but something just special and taboo about our time together. I think family fun time is actually more common than people know. I’m not ashamed to talk about it!

Do you enjoy incest phone sex? Have mommy phone sex fantasies or just wanna swap hot family stories? Let’s talk about your family desires and needs!!

Sissy Blackmail

kinky phonesex sissy5Well, well, well. It seems our Sissy Fairy Fag mascot has gotten her self in a pickle once again. When will our sissy ever learn?

It is that time of year, time for all of the superior females here at Fuckalicious to take a long over due, well deserved vacation. Mistress Levi has made her expectations clear, our Pay Piggy needs to meet her demands by Friday, July 18th or we will all have the pleasure of outting our Blackmail Piggy for the whole world to see.

We had so much fun last year at the condo on the beach, talking to Sissy and teasing her about how she wasn’t there to enjoy it with us. To serve us hand and foot in her pretty little Sissy maid outfit. And about how she almost got caught for real by being careless and having a piece of mail go to her house.kinky phonesex sissy2

How adorable it would be to put Sissy in her beautiful pink bunny outfit and have her stand on a busy intersection in her home town with a sandwich board that says “I am M*****l F******e and I am a Sissy Fairy Fag” Or maybe I could just put her full name out there instead of using *** !. You never know what will happen if Sissy doesn’t meet the deadline Mistress Levi has issued!

Sissy really does love being outted and humiliated just like the Tinkerbell Transvestite that she truly is. She hates having to dress up in a suit and tie and go to work everyday as a fake man. I for one would love to see Sissy at work in her pretty pink dress with big hoop earrings, wig and makeup.

We are all cheering for you Sissy, hoping that you meet Mistress Levi’s demands. But deep down in our heart of hearts we all would love to see you not make it so that you never have to be a fake man again. We like you so much better as our very own Sissy Girl!kinky phonesex sissy1

Shake it to the left,

Shake it to the right,

Come on Sissy, win this Fight!