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When is Wonder Woman Syndrome OK?

Incest phone sexWe all like to think we are the best at everything we do.  Men always try to fix and rescue every woman they can, and usually wind up marrying the one who needs them the most.  Women tend to try and be everything they can be to their man, so they take on the very impressive role of Wonder Woman.  As men and women both know – this approach doesn’t work because somebody is going to crack under that pressure, but that’s what I am here for.  I am here to remind you that women are amazing and you should stop every once in a while and let her wear the Wonder Woman costume, and while she does that you should spend all your time worshiping her from head to toe.

I had a caller ask me what to do when his wife over does it and really jumps into the Wonder Woman persona. I told him that he should buy her the actual costume and ask her to put it on.  When she does then start at one end of her body with your tongue and slowly, gently, methodically work your way to the other.  If you can make her feel sexy then she will cum harder than ever, and if she cums really hard you won’t be able to keep this woman off your cock.  It all depends on how much fucking or foreplay you want to do, but trust me, this will work if you give it a shot!

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Luvin My New Neighbor

Cougar phone sexRecently a new guy moved in down the street, I love to exercise at the gym, and job or walk around the neighborhood in the evenings. The other night on my walk I noticed a moving truck and it appeared someone was moving into the home that has been vacant for a few months now. As I passed by and noticed there were only men there and wondered about who my new neighbors would be. I waited until the next day and decided to bake one of my favorite casseroles and take it to them to welcome them to the neighborhood.

An extremely good looking man who looked to be about the same age as myself answered the door. I introduced myself and welcomed him to the neighborhood and handed him the casserole. We chatted for a few minutes then as I turned to leave he asked if I would stay and enjoy the meal with him as he lived alone and had no one to share the casserole with. I gladly accepted his invitation and went inside. As you can imagine there were boxes everywhere and we ended up eating off of paper plates and the conversation just seemed to flow so easy.

After dinner we went out to the living room and sat on his couch and began talking more and we just seemed to click. The evening turned quite romantic, we must have sat on his couch for hours just kissing, fondling and cuddling with one another. I know I am a cougar and he is my age, however like myself he keeps himself quite fit and is very good looking. It was getting very late and he offered to walk me home. On the way to my place he thanked me for such as wonderful first date and asked if he could take me out on a proper date tomorrow night. I think this has potential and could lead to something more than just a casual friend with benefits. I am looking forward to our date and hope he is a good of a lover as he is a kisser.

Sharing is Caring

Hot phonesex PatriciaI’ve always believed it was a good idea to teach my little ones to share. But how do you do that? Sharing toys or stuffed animals is asking a lot. Then I thought of something that my sister and I used to share. Well that’s kind of a secret (hee, hee), but you will see what I mean…it had to do with Daddy.
So I decided that my oldest, Sarah, who is almost as tall as mommy by now, but still a quite away behind in another important area (hee, hee, again) would share something with Mommy that would teach Ariel and Lisa a nice lesson. Each of my male fuck buddies has a particular outstanding talent, so I chose Devin, who shots a load of cum to fill a champagne glass. We all got naked and waited for Devin to arrive. We were kissing and licking each other when he walked in. I had told him the plan, so he stripped and revealed his hard cock immediately. Sarah and I went down on his hard dick while Ariel and Lisa played with each others pussies. Devin can last along time, but Sarah’s and my talented tongues brought him to the brink in less than ten minutes of licking his shaft and kissing around it. Ariel and Lisa were squealing with excitement as they watched. Then Devin shot his enormous load of hot cum into my mouth. Now for the sharing lesson! I didn’t swallow, but rather held the super load of delicious hot cum in my mouth and tilted Sarah’s head back. She opened her mouth, and I let the entire cum load drop between her lips. We traded his cum this way several times, before it dissolved with our passionate kissing.
My two little daughters were so thrilled with their sharing lesson, that they couldn’t wait to try it themselves. Sharing is caring.

Erotic Vampire Fantasies

Incest phone sexI have always fantasized about the handsome leading men in the latest vampire movies, but I never thought I’d actually experience anything like that in real life.  I met this guy who was pretty pale, and his eyes were ice blue and he really looked liked he could be a leading man in one of those vampire movies. He asked me to go out with him Saturday night for dinner and a movie and said he would pick me around seven o’clock. I was ready and waiting when he came to pick me up, he took to me a very nice seafood place for dinner and then we headed to the movie.

I had no idea what the movie was until we got there, but it turned out to be a vampire movie. Watching this movie I got so scared and snuggled up to him for the entire movie. I would get so scared at times I had to bury my face in his chest so I couldn’t see what what happening. I was so glad when the movie was over and he could tell I was a little shaken by it so he took me to a bar and we had a couple of drinks to calm me down. I didn’t want to be alone just yet, so I invited him back to my place.

He ended up staying the night, we cuddled, made out on my couch for a long time then moved to my bedroom. I was still frightened and asked him to hold me tight.  He started kissing me as he pressed his cock into my leg.  I rolled over on top of him and slid my panties off.  His cock slid inside me with such force it was almost painful.  The look on his face became almost grimacing as he got more and more excited.  At the moment I was about to cum he shot his load deep inside of me and dug his nails into my back so hard I thought he was going to crush me.  When he was done his face changed back to the sweet face I met earlier that night, so we laid down and drifted off to sleep. I guess the movie had such an impact on me I had this horrible nightmare, in the nightmare my date was the vampire and was sucking all the blood out of me and I turned white as a ghost, I woke up screaming! He chuckled at me, told me I was just having a bad dream and snuggled me up tight in his arms and we both fell back to sleep. No more scary movies for me!

My Favorite Sex Toys

Incest phone sexThere are so many sex toys in the world today, some are quite unusual, and I love every one of them.  I am often asked what my favorite sex toys are.  I spend a lot of time showing people how to use them, and offering advice on which ones to start out with.  I also spend a lot of time testing them because I do enjoy staying on the cutting edge of the sex toy industry since everyone masturbates, and toys just make it more fun!  Some of the more unusual ones I have found are the pigtail butt plug, or the Mr Jack Mustache mouth masturbation device for the man who wants more hair than he knows what to do with wrapped around his cock.

The one that is the most hilarious to me is the Area 51 blow up doll. I mean WOW, seriously?  This is the most entertaining sex toy I think I have ever come across because everyone believes there is an area 51, and of course who doesn’t like a good alien fuck from time to time.   Apparently you can get duckies that vibrate and bouncy ball chairs to put you in the Hot Seat.  Then of course there are your regular dildos and vibrators if that’s more your style, so no matter your preferences there is a fun and sexy vibrators just for you!

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Ever Wonder What it would like to Fuck a Robot?

Cougar phone sexLast night I had the strangest dream ever! I woke up in a sweat, not sure if it was because I was scared that the dream seemed so real or if it was because I got so turned on my the whole thing. I dreamed that our community had been taken over by robots, some of these robots looked human, while others looked quite different. In my dream I got up and took a drive around town to see what was going on and to try to find someone to help. I was headed toward the local police department as I was sure they could and would help.

On the drive there I saw robots everywhere and they were all fucking each other, fucking women, both young and old. By the time I got to the police station and ran inside everyone in the station were robots too! I was so scared I wasn’t sure what to do at this point. Then one of the robots came up to me and said he should escort me home for my safety. I was so scared but really had no choice but to do as he asked. I went out and got into my car and he followed me in some sort of a robotic contraption.

Once at my house he said he needed to come inside with me to check my home to be sure all was clear and that I would be safe. He said he would stay with me until I fell asleep, I was scared, and did exactly as I was told. This robot took me to my bedroom and had me lay down, then this huge electronic penis came out of his body and he told me to stay calm it would be over in a few minutes and he assured me I would enjoy the experience. It was at this point I woke up in a sweat and ran out to the living room and looked out the window! I was so relieved to realize it was just a bad dream! I must be sexually frustrated and can’t wait for another date with my new neighbor!

I love the snow!

Family_Fun_Phone_sex_Ariel.jpgI LOVE the snow. Its so cold and white and pretty! Daddy says Im his little snow angel. He loves when I go out to play in the snow. I come in cold and wet. He has me take off all my wet clothes at the door and toss them in the laundry. Then I run into the living room by the fire and get warmed up! Daddy likes looking at my naked body glistening in the fire light! And I like to tease daddy by making sure he gets a good look at my hard nipples and my wet pussy. I roll around on the floor in front of him till he cant stand it anymore. Then daddy will take me right there in front of the fire. I love feeling the warm heat and daddies HOT cock!  And it really warms me all the way up when he fills me full of his hot CUM!  Daddy always knows just what I need. Mmmmm I just love the snow.

Happily ever After

I firmly believe that hair pulling is a requirement. Not an option. I want to feel you wrap your hands around my hair. Nice and tight. Call me mommy when you ram your cock deep inside me! Fuck me like I want. Give me that big hard dick and pound me like a little cum slut. I want to squeeze that shaft as you jab that massive head deep inside me. And I don’t want you to stop pulling my hair until you shoot your load inside me. And that better be after I cum over and over on your hard cock. I like it deep and nasty. I want your thumb up my ass and your dick is deep inside me. Ride me like your life depends on it. Fuck me like it is your last time to fuck. And fill me up like a starving whore. I need it all. My fairy tale ending is filled with cum in every whole! Now that is what I call happily ever after!

Blue Roses for a Blue Lady!

Daddys girl phone sexRecently I have been seeing this guys with the most beautiful cock I have ever seen. I love to spend hours sucking on that gorgeous rock hard cock of his. Today I have been feeling kind of down because he is away on a business trip and I am wanting or maybe even needing his cock so much, its been quite sad. I’ve been talking to him on the phone and he knows I’m sad and is trying to wrap things up early so he can get home and I can suck his cock in person. Right now its phone sex which is great too but I’m so looking forward to that beautiful huge cock in my mouth.

This morning when I woke up there was a knock on the door and it was a florist with the most beautiful blue roses, the card read “Blue Roses for a Blue Lady”.  But the back of the card said your blues will be gone tonight, I’m on my way! Tonight I will be sucking the cum right out of that huge beautiful cock and then I will fuck that cock until it is raw and my pussy is full to the brim with his cum! I am one happy girl right now.

Brothers & Sisters

Incest phone sexBrothers and sisters have a special relationship, so these relationships tend to shape how we interact with others in their outside lives.  I have experienced many types of brothers and sisters in my lifetime, and I’ve noticed the ones that are close tend to have healthier marriages that those who don’t.  Of course, this is only my opinion because I haven’t yet achieved a full case study to prove this theory.  I am currently working on getting enough volunteers to help me gather data to prove my theory here.

Brothers and sisters usually have a small amount of sexual tension between them as well.  Sometimes that sexual tension is enormous, and other times it’s minimal, and sometimes it’s like when Mom and Dad are kissing – you don’t want to see it, but your happy it’s happening because Mom & Dad are happy.  I had a caller ask me if he was an awful person for taking his sisters panties and licking them then masturbating with them.  I explained my position on the matter and let him know that this is very common, and how does he know his sister doesn’t feel the same way.