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Work Mommy over Good!

Mommy phone sex with SusanI went to the gym today and pulled something in my back. My back was hurting so bad my son offered to give me a back massage. How can I turn those big strong hands of his down. I stripped right out of my clothes and lay down on my big bed. And I waited for my big boy to come take care of mommy. When he came in he was carrying the baby oil and my heart just jumped. I let David rub that oil all over my body. I’m sure that massage was supposed to relax me. But all it did was turn me on. My nipples were so hard they could’ve poked someones eye out. Davids big hands never stopped. He touched every part of me. And just when I thought I couldn’t take anymore. I felt him slide right up between my legs and finger fuck me till I came so hard. Then David let me ride his cock till he filled me up with his own cream!

Working Under Cover

 

Working under cover is fun if its working on a sweet pussy! Everyone knows I love my little ones. But times when you have a party it’s nice to spread the love around. This last weekend I had one hell of a get together. My little ones were busy sucking dick and licking pussy, just like mommy taught them. And I decided to have some fun with a sexy little drop of chocolate Briona. I’ve seen her at my parties before. Always eager to suck on her brothers dick or show her father what a good fuck she is. And I just couldn’t resist the urge to suck on that tiny little teen pussy of hers. She had already fucked a few cocks and was dripping wet. So I climbed right under the sheets on the bed and started working on that sweet little body. Her tiny little nipples got so hard in my mouth and she did taste good. I knew from watching her she was going to be amazing but I had no idea what a good fuck she really was. When she wrapped those beautiful long legs around my face and started pumping that pussy against my mouth . Mmmmmm It was fucking delicious. I made that sweet little chocolate pussy melts all over my face four time. Her daddy was waiting patiently there stroking that cock of his watching me lick her sweet pussy. So I decided to let them go ahead and fuck her in front of me. I could tell that sweet little pussy needed to get pounded after I woke it up. But I did join in and help daddy make her come over and over again because that’s what a good mommy does. I can’t wait till I get to taste that delicious pussy again

Cold Nights bring on Hot Fun

Incest phone sexIt has been so cold out lately and I am wanting to have some fun so last night I invited a friend over to stay the night, we ordered pizza, and I had some nice cold beer at the house. I lit a fire in the fireplace and put on some very sexy romantic music hoping he would be in the mood to warm me up with some hot fun. We talked and tried to slow dance a little even though he doesn’t like to because he don’t think he’s a good dancer. As the evening progressed I told him I need to put on something more comfortable so I went into my bedroom and came out a few minutes later with my totally see through black fishnet outfit on, and that caused him to get a huge hard on in no time at all.

He pulled me down on the couch and was kissing me, we made out for quite some time, then headed to the bedroom. I adore the way this man loves to tease me and get me so hot and wet. He ended up sleeping over but neither of us got much sleep. We spent the night teasing, caressing, and cuddling before we finally were satisfied and exhausted, I fell fast asleep with his big strong arms around me and my head o his chest. This has been one of the most sensual and sexy nights of my life, I felt so safe and warm all night.

Double Humiliation Is More Fun

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Not everyone who calls me wants help or guidance, in fact they just want to be teased and ridiculed.  I got a call from a guy asking me to laugh at him and get a friend to help me humiliate him.  I am more than happy to do that, but I do like to make sure that it’s what you really want.  I received a call from a panty boy who wanted me to laugh at him for stealing his secretary’s gym bag and sucking her panties while wearing his wife’s panties. He told me he uses her panties to make himself panty soup by boiling them in water and drinking the juice. He does so many other things with the panties and the panty juice that he gets himself all worked up, and has to call me so I can laugh at him. 

When he called me the last time he really needed to have somebody else hear what was happening so I called Aubree to listen in, and I’m glad I did!  Double the laughter made him feel so much more humiliation about his fetish for young girls panties.  He kept confessing to fucking the shoes and wearing her gym socks on his cock and tying her gym shoes over the top of that. I would normally never take this approach, but he really needed and wanted to be made fun of and laughed at because that is his kink and he needed a fix!  However, I told him I would like for him to call back next week if he would like me to help him overcome this urge to be humiliated.

When is Wonder Woman Syndrome OK?

Incest phone sexWe all like to think we are the best at everything we do.  Men always try to fix and rescue every woman they can, and usually wind up marrying the one who needs them the most.  Women tend to try and be everything they can be to their man, so they take on the very impressive role of Wonder Woman.  As men and women both know – this approach doesn’t work because somebody is going to crack under that pressure, but that’s what I am here for.  I am here to remind you that women are amazing and you should stop every once in a while and let her wear the Wonder Woman costume, and while she does that you should spend all your time worshiping her from head to toe.

I had a caller ask me what to do when his wife over does it and really jumps into the Wonder Woman persona. I told him that he should buy her the actual costume and ask her to put it on.  When she does then start at one end of her body with your tongue and slowly, gently, methodically work your way to the other.  If you can make her feel sexy then she will cum harder than ever, and if she cums really hard you won’t be able to keep this woman off your cock.  It all depends on how much fucking or foreplay you want to do, but trust me, this will work if you give it a shot!

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Luvin My New Neighbor

Cougar phone sexRecently a new guy moved in down the street, I love to exercise at the gym, and job or walk around the neighborhood in the evenings. The other night on my walk I noticed a moving truck and it appeared someone was moving into the home that has been vacant for a few months now. As I passed by and noticed there were only men there and wondered about who my new neighbors would be. I waited until the next day and decided to bake one of my favorite casseroles and take it to them to welcome them to the neighborhood.

An extremely good looking man who looked to be about the same age as myself answered the door. I introduced myself and welcomed him to the neighborhood and handed him the casserole. We chatted for a few minutes then as I turned to leave he asked if I would stay and enjoy the meal with him as he lived alone and had no one to share the casserole with. I gladly accepted his invitation and went inside. As you can imagine there were boxes everywhere and we ended up eating off of paper plates and the conversation just seemed to flow so easy.

After dinner we went out to the living room and sat on his couch and began talking more and we just seemed to click. The evening turned quite romantic, we must have sat on his couch for hours just kissing, fondling and cuddling with one another. I know I am a cougar and he is my age, however like myself he keeps himself quite fit and is very good looking. It was getting very late and he offered to walk me home. On the way to my place he thanked me for such as wonderful first date and asked if he could take me out on a proper date tomorrow night. I think this has potential and could lead to something more than just a casual friend with benefits. I am looking forward to our date and hope he is a good of a lover as he is a kisser.

Sharing is Caring

Hot phonesex PatriciaI’ve always believed it was a good idea to teach my little ones to share. But how do you do that? Sharing toys or stuffed animals is asking a lot. Then I thought of something that my sister and I used to share. Well that’s kind of a secret (hee, hee), but you will see what I mean…it had to do with Daddy.
So I decided that my oldest, Sarah, who is almost as tall as mommy by now, but still a quite away behind in another important area (hee, hee, again) would share something with Mommy that would teach Ariel and Lisa a nice lesson. Each of my male fuck buddies has a particular outstanding talent, so I chose Devin, who shots a load of cum to fill a champagne glass. We all got naked and waited for Devin to arrive. We were kissing and licking each other when he walked in. I had told him the plan, so he stripped and revealed his hard cock immediately. Sarah and I went down on his hard dick while Ariel and Lisa played with each others pussies. Devin can last along time, but Sarah’s and my talented tongues brought him to the brink in less than ten minutes of licking his shaft and kissing around it. Ariel and Lisa were squealing with excitement as they watched. Then Devin shot his enormous load of hot cum into my mouth. Now for the sharing lesson! I didn’t swallow, but rather held the super load of delicious hot cum in my mouth and tilted Sarah’s head back. She opened her mouth, and I let the entire cum load drop between her lips. We traded his cum this way several times, before it dissolved with our passionate kissing.
My two little daughters were so thrilled with their sharing lesson, that they couldn’t wait to try it themselves. Sharing is caring.

Erotic Vampire Fantasies

Incest phone sexI have always fantasized about the handsome leading men in the latest vampire movies, but I never thought I’d actually experience anything like that in real life.  I met this guy who was pretty pale, and his eyes were ice blue and he really looked liked he could be a leading man in one of those vampire movies. He asked me to go out with him Saturday night for dinner and a movie and said he would pick me around seven o’clock. I was ready and waiting when he came to pick me up, he took to me a very nice seafood place for dinner and then we headed to the movie.

I had no idea what the movie was until we got there, but it turned out to be a vampire movie. Watching this movie I got so scared and snuggled up to him for the entire movie. I would get so scared at times I had to bury my face in his chest so I couldn’t see what what happening. I was so glad when the movie was over and he could tell I was a little shaken by it so he took me to a bar and we had a couple of drinks to calm me down. I didn’t want to be alone just yet, so I invited him back to my place.

He ended up staying the night, we cuddled, made out on my couch for a long time then moved to my bedroom. I was still frightened and asked him to hold me tight.  He started kissing me as he pressed his cock into my leg.  I rolled over on top of him and slid my panties off.  His cock slid inside me with such force it was almost painful.  The look on his face became almost grimacing as he got more and more excited.  At the moment I was about to cum he shot his load deep inside of me and dug his nails into my back so hard I thought he was going to crush me.  When he was done his face changed back to the sweet face I met earlier that night, so we laid down and drifted off to sleep. I guess the movie had such an impact on me I had this horrible nightmare, in the nightmare my date was the vampire and was sucking all the blood out of me and I turned white as a ghost, I woke up screaming! He chuckled at me, told me I was just having a bad dream and snuggled me up tight in his arms and we both fell back to sleep. No more scary movies for me!

My Favorite Sex Toys

Incest phone sexThere are so many sex toys in the world today, some are quite unusual, and I love every one of them.  I am often asked what my favorite sex toys are.  I spend a lot of time showing people how to use them, and offering advice on which ones to start out with.  I also spend a lot of time testing them because I do enjoy staying on the cutting edge of the sex toy industry since everyone masturbates, and toys just make it more fun!  Some of the more unusual ones I have found are the pigtail butt plug, or the Mr Jack Mustache mouth masturbation device for the man who wants more hair than he knows what to do with wrapped around his cock.

The one that is the most hilarious to me is the Area 51 blow up doll. I mean WOW, seriously?  This is the most entertaining sex toy I think I have ever come across because everyone believes there is an area 51, and of course who doesn’t like a good alien fuck from time to time.   Apparently you can get duckies that vibrate and bouncy ball chairs to put you in the Hot Seat.  Then of course there are your regular dildos and vibrators if that’s more your style, so no matter your preferences there is a fun and sexy vibrators just for you!

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Ever Wonder What it would like to Fuck a Robot?

Cougar phone sexLast night I had the strangest dream ever! I woke up in a sweat, not sure if it was because I was scared that the dream seemed so real or if it was because I got so turned on my the whole thing. I dreamed that our community had been taken over by robots, some of these robots looked human, while others looked quite different. In my dream I got up and took a drive around town to see what was going on and to try to find someone to help. I was headed toward the local police department as I was sure they could and would help.

On the drive there I saw robots everywhere and they were all fucking each other, fucking women, both young and old. By the time I got to the police station and ran inside everyone in the station were robots too! I was so scared I wasn’t sure what to do at this point. Then one of the robots came up to me and said he should escort me home for my safety. I was so scared but really had no choice but to do as he asked. I went out and got into my car and he followed me in some sort of a robotic contraption.

Once at my house he said he needed to come inside with me to check my home to be sure all was clear and that I would be safe. He said he would stay with me until I fell asleep, I was scared, and did exactly as I was told. This robot took me to my bedroom and had me lay down, then this huge electronic penis came out of his body and he told me to stay calm it would be over in a few minutes and he assured me I would enjoy the experience. It was at this point I woke up in a sweat and ran out to the living room and looked out the window! I was so relieved to realize it was just a bad dream! I must be sexually frustrated and can’t wait for another date with my new neighbor!