Hey Santa, I left something special for you under the tree. No milk and cookies but plenty of MILF and nookie. I have always believed in Santa and tried to catch him coming on Christmas eve. Now it’s my fantasy to catch him and make him cum. I bet ol Santa has a great big cock with a mushroom head like Rudolph’s nose. And those big sacks he carries makes me wonder about the other ones down under. I’m gonna stay up late this Christmas, dress in my slutiest little elf outfit, and wait for that sexy old man to arrive.
Santa won’t be able to resist my charms and no man can turn down a blowjob. I’ll drop to my knees, undo that big shiny buckle, and reveal Santa’s secret. Santa’s knees will buckle while I slurp his bags, and inhale his massive cock. I just know he has a huge one. It was on my Christmas wish list. “Oh, Santa, please take me off your naughty list and bring me something good for Christmas.” I’ll beg. And he’ll just say “Ho,Ho,ho, no,no,no” as his candy cane erupts filling my mouth with sugar plum goodness.
Won’t you please come play Santa for me on the phone?” I’ll be a very good girl while I sit on your lap, rubbing your cock, as I tell you what I want for Christmas.
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Santa’s Slutty Elf
Little Sister’s First Anal
When my little sister told me she had never had anal sex but wanted to try it, I was in disbelief and turned on that she asked for my help.
While I sat there and told her I would find a guy to help us my panties were getting soaked!
I told her that I was going to fuck her ass with my fingers for a couple nights and get her used to having something in her ass.
The next couple of days after that I would fuck her with a small dildo and then the big day would come.
My friend would come over and I would me right there to hold her hand as the first cock ever invaded her tight brown hole.
True to my word, I sat in front of her fingers in my pussy, getting off as I watched her take her first dick up the ass.
Happy Thanksgiving from the Family
I stood in the kitchen watching Daddy stuff the bird, his big thick hands forcing their way into the cavity. It reminded me of the way he touched me, his calloused fingers poking into small holes and then packing me full of daddy meat. Now, watching Daddy fill the bird up with the Cajun Injector, I have to grin. I’d sure like to be filled up right now.
Soon, the whole family will be here and the family fucking fun will begin. Some of them are already here and I know they are all incest pervs like me and Daddy. My big brothers are sure to want some little sister pussy after drinking all evening. My Uncle George is eyeing up my little cousin, who is doing somersaults with her panties flashing. I see him rubbing at his crotch in glee. Aunt Marty is bent over, going through Christmas decorations, and my nephew Jim is right behind her, his cock head barely brushing against her as he tries to “help.” And I just saw 2 of my teen cousins disappear into the guest bathroom. Oooooh, someone is getting a blow-job.
If you have no family, and you’re feeling lonely, give me a call. You can be part of our family, too.
May your turkey be like pussy, juicy and delicious. Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Happy Family Fucking Thanksgiving
It’s family fucking feast time!! You just love me for my hot succulent breasts. Mmmm, I want to be your Thanksgiving dinner. Lie me out on that table and get ready for the feast. Pull one of my juicy nipples into your mouth. Aint no dried out breast meat here, lover. Lap the hot juices as they flow into your mouth. Slurp my pussy like it’s ladled full of rich gravy. Slide your hand up into that warm cavity and look for the good stuff. Rock my giblets as your tongue touches my clitty and my back arches. Is that a turkey neck in your britches or are you happy to see me? Mmmm, now it’s my turn. I really love the dark meat with its delicious texture, the way it bursts upon my tongue when I bite into that tasty thigh meat. My tongue moves higher as I reach your cock. I think it’s time for dessert. Pass me that whipped cream, Uncle John, and see what your naughty niece plans to do. I mound it high and began to lick his drumstick. I look across the table to see my little brother eating his daughter’s special creampie. It’s a gourmet feast here at the Allen house. Time for “piece” on earth and happy families all playing together, spreading tidings of love and good cheer. Come join my perverted, incestuous family for our family traditions and let us share the joy of the season with you.
Mommy’s Turkey and Incest Phone Sex for Thanksgiving
I love Thanksgiving. As an incest phone sex mommy, the holidays reunite us all under the same roof again. My daughter and my son are in college, but they come home every holiday so we can be together; so we can have quality fucking time. Last year’s Thanksgiving was a blast. My sister and her teen son, my nephew, joined us. We ate dinner then played some family fucking games. I had my son and nephew fucking me hard. They were joking about me being the family turkey and they were going to stuff me and fill me with boy gravy. They did too. My sister and my daughter would suck that boy gravy out of my cunt and we would snowball it. I share everything with my sister and my daughter. Of course watching the girls play with their cum, got the boys all hard again, so they stuffed me even more. After hours of fucking, my pussy looked well fucked. So well fucked in fact, it resembled a turkey. My outer pussy lips were hanging so low and were so stretched out they looked like wattles.
The joke this year is that mommy’s turkey is getting eaten first. I am fine with that! I love to have my turkey gobbled up by my family. I hope you get to play with your mommy’s turkey and give her your gravy. If you are not lucky enough to have a mommy who plays with you like I do with my brats, you are welcome to join me for fun Thanksgiving games.
Enchanting Therapist for Incest Phone Sex
All you will need in a kinky phone sex therapist catering to incest phone sex and kinky sissy phone sex confessions. You’re a naughty man in how you just have to sneak into mommy’s or sis’s bedroom and dress in their slinky, silky, sexy lingerie. You don’t stop there though as your ultimate turn on is to come while wearing their fineries. You need one of them to walk in on you and treat you like a whore.
You are dying to have your mother or sister catch you dressing in their stuff and to humiliate you into being their slut toy. Heck maybe if you’re lucky sis will show up with her boyfriend. Maybe you would rather it be mommy catching you and making you her own little bitch? Mommy with a strap-on forcing you to suck it. Well whatever it is I am just the woman to assist you.
Cougars Search for Meat
I call the cum of young boys my youth serum. It keeps my skin and my pussy young. How else can I explain why the young ones are still attracted to me? It seems that everywhere I go, I am approached by hot young men. Why play all innocent? Just tell me you want to fuck. I’m not shy. I love going out for a drink and checking out the merchandise. Maybe I am a cougar on the prowl, but I can spot a man in need. Just a soft word and a touch and they are mine.
Men are so easy and every man loved his mommy first. I know how to put a young virgin at ease and take his cherry. I just turn on the Mommy charm. Having a mommy for a first lover makes a man better. Experienced women take the time to show a young one the purpose of a pussy and how to make love to it, not just fuck it. The first time a boy eases a cock into my mouth, I know he is hooked and will craves mommy love all of his life. I consider it my duty to teach these youngsters how to properly eat and pussy and to hold his cum until she is well satisfied. Every day is Thanksgiving for a slut like me. I’ll always have plenty to eat!!!
Are you ready for some Mommy loving? Have you craved your own Mama’s touch and been afraid to admit it. It’s ok, sweetie. Come to me and share your needs openly. I will make you all mine and we will get off together.
Happy Howl-o-weenie
I’m thinking about a Halloween party this year. One of those kind where you wear a costume and keep your identity secret. It makes things so much hotter. I finger my pussy as I fantasize about it.
I see you across the room. You are dressed as Wolfman, wearing a furry cape and a demonic fanged mask. I’m an ice queen, in layers of white satin and taffeta with a veil covering my face. I motion for you to follow me to a back room. You come up behind me and I feel you cup my tits. I moan as I feel your cock against my skin and I go to my knees to worship it. My lips part as I take you into my mouth. The big bulbous head is throbbing already as you pump it into my throat. “Fuck me, beast.” I beg. You yank me to my feet and skin me around, roughly. You bend me over, lifting my skirt, and push my panties to one side. I hear you breathing heavily as you ram 10 inches of veiny meat into my wet gash. I’m being fucked by an animal, a furry monster. I can feel your knot within me as you hump me. I can take no more. The feel of your furry nuts against my skin as you use me like a bitch in heat sends me over the edge. “Oh, Wolfie. Your big penis feels so good. Give your Queen some cum.” I hiss.
Your stroke becomes erratic as your cock bursts inside of my wet gash. You grip my hips tightly and howl at the moon as you shoot gobs of beast-goo deep inside of me.
I smile as I head back to the party, feeling a drop of slime run down my inner thigh. Time to find me a sissy to clean up this mess. Happy Howl-o-weenie.
Daddy’s Girl
Daddy came over today all sad and upset that he had lost his job. Of course I had to make him feel better. I laid him down on the couch and sucked his dick until it got rock hard. Then I climbed my soaking wet pussy on top of him and rode him like I was busting a bronco at the rodeo. After he spewed his hot load in me I let him watch as harley licked mommy clean and then let Harley suck Grandpa clean. Judging from the smile on Daddy’s face when it was all over with, he felt much much better. Tomorrow I will go fuck his boss and get him his job back.Then we will all be happy, me, daddy and old Mr Sourpuss, his boss.
Sister Fucking Becomes Family Fucking with the Help of a Boy Batter Filled Baster
My sister Christina recently started working for this company. She is just as incestuous as I am. In fact, we were sister fucking long before we became dirty mommies. We are half sisters technically; we share the same cheating daddy. My mother was cool enough to take her in as a little girl when her biological mother abandoned her after I was born. Christina is the only sibling I have; the only Aunt my son has. I started playing with my son long before she ever birthed a brat. Let’s just say she was reproductively challenged.
Christina is a total slut like me. But with all the bareback fucking she did, she never got knocked up. That was until one day, I decided to help her out. What are sisters for, right? My son was a horny fucker at the time. Jacking off for mommy 24/7. Young teen boys have awesome swimmers. I knew this personally. I had my son jack off into a cup for me. Told him I was so greedy for his boy batter which is not a lie. The lie was to my desperate to get pregnant sister. You see, I was dating this doctor at the time. Tall, dark, handsome, wealthy, smart with a huge ass cock. Only problem, he was shooting blanks from a case of the mumps when he was younger. Christina didn’t know that however.
So, when I visited her a little over a decade ago, I brought a special sex toy on ice! A baby boy batter filled turkey baster. Christina and I were getting hot and heavy when I told her I had a special surprise for her. She was bent over the tub, I was eating her out and licking her ass. I shoved the baster up her warm wet cunt, which I made cum several times before because that increases the chance of impregnation. I shoved a dildo in her puss afterwards to contain the seed in her love canal. Then I told her I just shot her full of premium male seed. Nine months later, she birthed my nephew and grandson! I’m a kinky old broad aren’t I?
She was so grateful for the backyard artificial insemination, she named her first born Victor after me. To this day she doesn’t know that the precious baby boy she gave birth to is actually her great nephew as well as her son. She gets to fuck her baby daddy and nephew and doesn’t even know it! And, I get to fuck my grandson as well as my nephew. My family gives new meaning to family fucking! One of these days, I will tell them all the hot truth. Oops, maybe I just did!
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