How I Crave Your Wicked Ways

I notice you there in the audience every weekend, watching me on stage dancing and stripping for a packed roomful of pussy hungry men. And even though there are hundreds of pairs of eyes on my long, lean, perfect body, I can feel your stare burning into my flesh.

You can feel it too can’t you? You know as I’m on stage writhing my body, slowly and erotically removing my costume and dancing on the pole I’m doing all  for your pleasure. I want to seduce and please you, letting you know although I give endless pleasure to countless men it’s you I want to be possessed by.

At the end of the evening, I know you’ll be there waiting for me and my pussy drips at the moment we’re together. You ask me, “Haven’t you made me wait for you long enough?” And I tell you that I am all yours and that I’ll never make you wait again.

Once you have me alone, I become your submissive little fuck doll who I give my body complete control to you. I worship your cock and giving you ultimate pleasure is my only goal.

Order your little whore to her knees and thrust your throbbing dick down my throat, make me gag on it. My eyes never leave your gaze as you pump your shaft hard and deep down my throat. Tell me all the ways I can satisfy you, use me over and over.

My tight, sweet cunt aches to be given the hard fucking only you can. Control my body and mind, take me to another level of pure, erotic pleasure. I’ll never quench my thirst for your creamy, milky cum, I need every last drop.

 Everything I am is yours, including my sweet little angel who sleeps in her little bed n the next room. Just tell me what you desire of me and it  will be given to you, I wait to hear from you…

Kinky Nurse Duo Inez & Doris!

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I heard you were feeling a little under the weather. Well instead of one naughty nurse, you have double trouble. And we are here to make sure you are back to normal in no time. There’s a room down the hall that I want you to go wait for us in. When you get in there I want you to undress as quickly as possible because Nurse Doris and I will be right behind you. We just have to get some medical supplies. I left a gown on the chair for you to change into so you won’t just be left there naked. Even though I’m sure you won’t get any complaints about that. When you see me in my super sexy nurse uniform you might forget all about your sickness and Nurse Doris with her big juicy breast practically falling out. First, I need to take your temperature to make sure you don’t have a fever. I think Nurse Doris’ big breasts were rubbing up against you when she took your blood pressure because it was sky high. Whoa! Another thing, we need a sample of your delicious pee and last but definitely not least your yummy semen. So the only question is, how do you suppose we get you to cum? I’m sure when you find out we are really related and love to play with each other, you won’t need any porn right? 

When is Wonder Woman Syndrome OK?

Incest phone sexWe all like to think we are the best at everything we do.  Men always try to fix and rescue every woman they can, and usually wind up marrying the one who needs them the most.  Women tend to try and be everything they can be to their man, so they take on the very impressive role of Wonder Woman.  As men and women both know – this approach doesn’t work because somebody is going to crack under that pressure, but that’s what I am here for.  I am here to remind you that women are amazing and you should stop every once in a while and let her wear the Wonder Woman costume, and while she does that you should spend all your time worshiping her from head to toe.

I had a caller ask me what to do when his wife over does it and really jumps into the Wonder Woman persona. I told him that he should buy her the actual costume and ask her to put it on.  When she does then start at one end of her body with your tongue and slowly, gently, methodically work your way to the other.  If you can make her feel sexy then she will cum harder than ever, and if she cums really hard you won’t be able to keep this woman off your cock.  It all depends on how much fucking or foreplay you want to do, but trust me, this will work if you give it a shot!

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Luvin My New Neighbor

Cougar phone sexRecently a new guy moved in down the street, I love to exercise at the gym, and job or walk around the neighborhood in the evenings. The other night on my walk I noticed a moving truck and it appeared someone was moving into the home that has been vacant for a few months now. As I passed by and noticed there were only men there and wondered about who my new neighbors would be. I waited until the next day and decided to bake one of my favorite casseroles and take it to them to welcome them to the neighborhood.

An extremely good looking man who looked to be about the same age as myself answered the door. I introduced myself and welcomed him to the neighborhood and handed him the casserole. We chatted for a few minutes then as I turned to leave he asked if I would stay and enjoy the meal with him as he lived alone and had no one to share the casserole with. I gladly accepted his invitation and went inside. As you can imagine there were boxes everywhere and we ended up eating off of paper plates and the conversation just seemed to flow so easy.

After dinner we went out to the living room and sat on his couch and began talking more and we just seemed to click. The evening turned quite romantic, we must have sat on his couch for hours just kissing, fondling and cuddling with one another. I know I am a cougar and he is my age, however like myself he keeps himself quite fit and is very good looking. It was getting very late and he offered to walk me home. On the way to my place he thanked me for such as wonderful first date and asked if he could take me out on a proper date tomorrow night. I think this has potential and could lead to something more than just a casual friend with benefits. I am looking forward to our date and hope he is a good of a lover as he is a kisser.

Kissin Cousins

Kissin CousinsWell it involves way more than kissing, lol.  We are cousins and I am an escort but nobody knows that is what I do for a living.  You decide to order up an escort and had some specifics that you wanted.  Dark hair, blue eyes, ivory skin and petite.  I knock on your door, dressed in a very tight black silky, low cut and very short dress, black stockings, black thong panties and 6 in high heels.  Unsuspectingly, you answer the door and see it is me, you ask what are you doing here?  I say didn’t you order a beautiful escort to keep you company?  You’re an escort?  I can’t believe out of all the escorts they choose you!  Come in and sit down, so how long have you been doing this for a living?  About a year or so.  I still can’t believe you came to my door!  So (you say nervously) what do we do, we are cousins and I don’t think it would be right.  Well you ordered an escort so we should do what you wanted.  Well, to tell you the truth, I have always thought you were gorgeous and wondered what it would be like to be with you.  I’ve always wondered the same thing, I think you are HOT!  But wouldn’t it be wrong since we are cousins and all?  I think that makes it better, riskier and taboo!  So I scoot closer to you on the couch, besides I see that incredibly huge bulge in your pants and I like what I am seeing.  I slide my hand up the inside of your thigh and move up to your crotch and start rubbing you.  You can’t resist so you unzip your pants and pull your throbbing cock out.  We start kissing and wrap my hand around your cock and start sliding up and down.  As we are kissing I tell you how good your cock feels in my hand and I can’t wait to see what it is going to be like to fuck my very own cousin!  I bet you have a cousin you think is sexy, don’t you?  Maybe another family member you might think is sexy?  You know I’m up for it!

Uh Oh! Belle Loves to Blackmail!

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I’m going to quietly get out my phone as your face is buried deep into my luscious pussy. Your doing such a good job I can barely hold the button steady. You get so wrapped up in my love box that you don’t even notice that I’m gathering evidence against you and your cheating ass dick. By the time you find out that I’ve been playing super spy you wont be able to track down the filthy little pictures I have of you doing all sorts of foul and disgusting things. What do I want in exchange you ask? I’m not exactly sure what my little heart desires right now but I’ll let you know soon. In the mean time, you can eat your way to my good side. Luckily my pussy is my best side anyway, so do a good job! Aww, don’t be a poor sport after all, you did bring it all on yourself. You and your naughty cock.

Sharing is Caring

Hot phonesex PatriciaI’ve always believed it was a good idea to teach my little ones to share. But how do you do that? Sharing toys or stuffed animals is asking a lot. Then I thought of something that my sister and I used to share. Well that’s kind of a secret (hee, hee), but you will see what I mean…it had to do with Daddy.
So I decided that my oldest, Sarah, who is almost as tall as mommy by now, but still a quite away behind in another important area (hee, hee, again) would share something with Mommy that would teach Ariel and Lisa a nice lesson. Each of my male fuck buddies has a particular outstanding talent, so I chose Devin, who shots a load of cum to fill a champagne glass. We all got naked and waited for Devin to arrive. We were kissing and licking each other when he walked in. I had told him the plan, so he stripped and revealed his hard cock immediately. Sarah and I went down on his hard dick while Ariel and Lisa played with each others pussies. Devin can last along time, but Sarah’s and my talented tongues brought him to the brink in less than ten minutes of licking his shaft and kissing around it. Ariel and Lisa were squealing with excitement as they watched. Then Devin shot his enormous load of hot cum into my mouth. Now for the sharing lesson! I didn’t swallow, but rather held the super load of delicious hot cum in my mouth and tilted Sarah’s head back. She opened her mouth, and I let the entire cum load drop between her lips. We traded his cum this way several times, before it dissolved with our passionate kissing.
My two little daughters were so thrilled with their sharing lesson, that they couldn’t wait to try it themselves. Sharing is caring.

Erotic Vampire Fantasies

Incest phone sexI have always fantasized about the handsome leading men in the latest vampire movies, but I never thought I’d actually experience anything like that in real life.  I met this guy who was pretty pale, and his eyes were ice blue and he really looked liked he could be a leading man in one of those vampire movies. He asked me to go out with him Saturday night for dinner and a movie and said he would pick me around seven o’clock. I was ready and waiting when he came to pick me up, he took to me a very nice seafood place for dinner and then we headed to the movie.

I had no idea what the movie was until we got there, but it turned out to be a vampire movie. Watching this movie I got so scared and snuggled up to him for the entire movie. I would get so scared at times I had to bury my face in his chest so I couldn’t see what what happening. I was so glad when the movie was over and he could tell I was a little shaken by it so he took me to a bar and we had a couple of drinks to calm me down. I didn’t want to be alone just yet, so I invited him back to my place.

He ended up staying the night, we cuddled, made out on my couch for a long time then moved to my bedroom. I was still frightened and asked him to hold me tight.  He started kissing me as he pressed his cock into my leg.  I rolled over on top of him and slid my panties off.  His cock slid inside me with such force it was almost painful.  The look on his face became almost grimacing as he got more and more excited.  At the moment I was about to cum he shot his load deep inside of me and dug his nails into my back so hard I thought he was going to crush me.  When he was done his face changed back to the sweet face I met earlier that night, so we laid down and drifted off to sleep. I guess the movie had such an impact on me I had this horrible nightmare, in the nightmare my date was the vampire and was sucking all the blood out of me and I turned white as a ghost, I woke up screaming! He chuckled at me, told me I was just having a bad dream and snuggled me up tight in his arms and we both fell back to sleep. No more scary movies for me!

My Favorite Sex Toys

Incest phone sexThere are so many sex toys in the world today, some are quite unusual, and I love every one of them.  I am often asked what my favorite sex toys are.  I spend a lot of time showing people how to use them, and offering advice on which ones to start out with.  I also spend a lot of time testing them because I do enjoy staying on the cutting edge of the sex toy industry since everyone masturbates, and toys just make it more fun!  Some of the more unusual ones I have found are the pigtail butt plug, or the Mr Jack Mustache mouth masturbation device for the man who wants more hair than he knows what to do with wrapped around his cock.

The one that is the most hilarious to me is the Area 51 blow up doll. I mean WOW, seriously?  This is the most entertaining sex toy I think I have ever come across because everyone believes there is an area 51, and of course who doesn’t like a good alien fuck from time to time.   Apparently you can get duckies that vibrate and bouncy ball chairs to put you in the Hot Seat.  Then of course there are your regular dildos and vibrators if that’s more your style, so no matter your preferences there is a fun and sexy vibrators just for you!

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Ever Wonder What it would like to Fuck a Robot?

Cougar phone sexLast night I had the strangest dream ever! I woke up in a sweat, not sure if it was because I was scared that the dream seemed so real or if it was because I got so turned on my the whole thing. I dreamed that our community had been taken over by robots, some of these robots looked human, while others looked quite different. In my dream I got up and took a drive around town to see what was going on and to try to find someone to help. I was headed toward the local police department as I was sure they could and would help.

On the drive there I saw robots everywhere and they were all fucking each other, fucking women, both young and old. By the time I got to the police station and ran inside everyone in the station were robots too! I was so scared I wasn’t sure what to do at this point. Then one of the robots came up to me and said he should escort me home for my safety. I was so scared but really had no choice but to do as he asked. I went out and got into my car and he followed me in some sort of a robotic contraption.

Once at my house he said he needed to come inside with me to check my home to be sure all was clear and that I would be safe. He said he would stay with me until I fell asleep, I was scared, and did exactly as I was told. This robot took me to my bedroom and had me lay down, then this huge electronic penis came out of his body and he told me to stay calm it would be over in a few minutes and he assured me I would enjoy the experience. It was at this point I woke up in a sweat and ran out to the living room and looked out the window! I was so relieved to realize it was just a bad dream! I must be sexually frustrated and can’t wait for another date with my new neighbor!