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Story Time With Aunt Mary Anne

hot phonesex maryanne1Well it is a full house again tonight. Packed to he gills with rug rats and curtain climbers. and Aunt Mary Anne has a hot wet and dripping pussy! Tonight I am going to gather them all around and tell them a story before bed to get us all in the mood for more fun!
My favorite character of all time is the Road Runner. I love watching him chase down and fuck up the damned coyote. Tonight I will implement him in my story and the brats will love it!
The big blue bird with the yellow beak is chasing the old brown coyote as usual. Everyone thinks he wants to eat the coyote but they would be wrong. The old Road Runner is in love with the coyote. He doesn’t care that it’s wrong or that he is a bird and the coyote is not. He doesn’t care that he is blue and the coyote is brown. He doesn’t care that he has feathers and the coyote has fur. He doesn’t even care that he is a boy and so is the coyote. All he knows is he has wanted the coyote for a long, long time and the day has come roadrunnerthat he is going to catch the coyote and he isn’t going to eat him, at least not for dinner…wink wink…he is going to rub his beautiful blue feathers all over that coyote. He is going to kiss him with his big yellow beak and then he is going to make that coyote sorry that he ran all this time because he is going to show that coyote how much fun it can be to play with some one so different yet so the same.
After the story we are all going to get down on the floor in my huge living room, some of us are going to be road runners, some coyotes but we are all going to enjoy our differences and our likenesses tonight!

Lovin’ My New Lava Lamp!!!

hot phonesex maryanne10Aunt Mary Anne loves to fuck all sorts of things. From the littlest brat to the big dicked boy toy to anything that looks like it would peek my interest and could satisfy my ever wet pussy.
So when I went to the flea market today and saw this super cool lava lamp it was no surprise that my mind started working in the most delightful and delicious ways.
It’s shape is very bullet like so that it is tapered on the end and gets fatter in the middle. The size looks right at the tip as it gradually looks like it could be a challenge.

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I can’t resist the urge and I can feel my panties getting wetter and wetter as I pay for it. Ten dollars, not bad, less then the average sex toy.
I can’t wait to wash it up when I get home and stuff it in my pussy. When I push it into me I know it is perfect, cold and metallic feeling, smooth at the clear glass part.  I shove it in and out of me the small going to big and back again trying to fit more and more in with every stroke, fucking it harder and faster until I cum all over myself. Ahhh that was so fucking good.
I rinse it off and plug it in so I can look at it as the lava flows like cum from my pussy and get up to get a drink.
As I pass it on my desk on the way to my bed I reach out to touch it and it is getting warm and my pussy begins to drip all over again.
What could be better then the lava lamp fucking I just had?
Fucking myself with it while it is warm, bordering on hot. As I gulp down my drink my pussy is tingling knowing what is cumming next.

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Glory Hole!!!

hot phonesex maryanne8Today it was Aunt Mary Anne’s turn to work the glory hole. There were two big problems. One I forgot and two I had the nieces and some friends over. It didn’t take me long to cum up with a solution that worked and made my pussy soaking wet!
Bring the girls to work with me. They are great at sucking cock and besides that is what a glory hole is all about, no one knows what is on the other side.
I loaded them up and off we went. They were actually excited about it and giggled and laughed all the way there. Talking about the different dicks they would get to suck. Hoping for some little tiny ones they could make fun of later and some huge ones that would give them some deep throat practice.
I have to say I was very proud of them as I listened to them on the way there. But not nearly as proud as I was at the end of the day. They took all the dick that was put in that hole and sucked each one like a pro. In fact at one point I wanted to see how they were doing so i went out into the bar to listen to the guys talking and not one fella was disappointed!
My girls are champs!
So next time you hit the glory hole just think, me and the girls might me on the other side!

Open House?

hot phonesex maryanne7“Come on Aunt Mary Anne….you can come! What else do you have to do?”
OMG on and on! I didn’t want to go to a boring ass open house for elementary school. Fuck I want some excitement in my life!
I love the munchkins and love it when we can interact, but open house? Geeeze!!!
Of course I get talked into it and grudgingly I get dressed and load up the car with excited, screaming little nieces and their friends.
FUCK ME.…THIS IS GOING TO SUCK!
Little did I know that the janitor is a hot fucking Mexican with a hard cock…jack-fucking-pot -bitch!
I made eye contact with him all night. Licking my lips, touching my hard nipples, rubbing my pussy when he could see what I was doing.
He returned the favor by tightening the fabric of his pants so that I could see that big hard cock. hell he pulled the fabric so tight I could almost make out the veins in his cock.
We waited all night playing this game while the fucking curtain climbers ran all around us oblivious to the building tension.
As soon as he saw the chance he opened the door to the cleaning supply room and I stepped inside.
It didn’t take us long to take all our clothes off and start fucking like we were giving a biology lesson on the reproductive system. And in no time at all we were dressed, adjusted and back int he hall, screaming brats all around us oblivious to the smell of cum and sex that was oozing out of both of us!

Strap On-Strap-Off….The Strapper!!!

hot phonesex maryanne5I didn’t think my day could get any better then a planned trip to the sex toy store. My pussy has been dripping wet since last night when I decided to treat myself to some new toys to play with.
Getting dressed this morning I had to change my panties three times because each time I put a pair on I would soak them thinking about the variety and what I would get. I finally gave the fuck up and just threw a few extra pairs in my purse and headed for the door.
Just as I was reaching for the door knob someone began knocking, I nearly jumped out of my skin because I was so deep in daydreaming about toys that it made me cum again hard. Shit another panty change.
When I opened the door I was surprised to see the older of my nieces standing there with silly grins on their faces. “Surprise!” I am always delighted to see them but this was an extra special treat. I invited them in and went to the bathroom to change my panties.
When I came back out they asked me where I was headed. I told them and asked if they would like to join me on my shopping trip. I offered to buy them each a toy of their choice and we could come home and play. To my delight, playing was exactly what they had come by to do.
We hit the road laughing and gigging in anticipation of our trip and both the girls confessed that their panties were soaked as well. I offered them one of my spare pairs and they quickly changed in the car before we went in.
We took our time looking at everything available. I picked out this pretty red vibrator with black dots on it. Thus named the lady bug. It has an awesome clit tickler on the top of it and looks like it will be fantastic! The girls looked long and hard for their choices, one finally decided on a Butterfly with a wireless remote which she promised to let me hold since I was the one that bought it for her.  And the other one choose a strap on. A big beautiful number that has a clit tickler on the back of it so that she is pleasured while pleasuring us.
We stopped for lunch on the way home and I made my niece go in the bathroom and put her butterfly on while I put batteries in the remote. Lunch was a blast! She loved the idea that I had control and she could do nothing about it. She would go to the buffet to get a plate and jerk uncontrollably when I hit the button. Once I thought she was going to drop her plate as she had an orgasm right there in the middle of the all you can eat line. We couldn’t wait to get home and try the strap on! All the way home we sang the stupid diddy for the Clapper commercial substituting Strap-On in the words. I do so love my nieces and our family fun!

Text Message Masturbation

hot phonesex maryanne4I was in my office working my pussy off. I was so engrossed in my work that I didn’t even hear them come in. Them little fuckers snuck up on me. I was in the middle of an instant message session with one of my fellas. We were both typing and masturbating and getting just as kinky and nasty as we could in our own world. I don’t know how long they were standing there reading what we were typing and watching me playing with my pussy oblivious to their presence. I was cumming all over myself when felt the gentle tap on my shoulder which scared the living shit out of me. But there they stood in all their glory naked and ready to play. When we were done I heard a beep from the computer and told them I had to get back to work. They were very fascinated and kept sneaking in to try to peek. They are some great munchkins with a healthy appetite for fun!

Aunt Mary Anne Does It Again!

hot phonesex maryanne3We all know my nieces and nephews love to spend special days with Aunt Mary Anne. Well today was Earth Day and I had to be extra creative to think of some fun activity for us all. So I decided we would plant a vegetable garden.
I sat everyone down and we started talking about what vegetables we could plant. Of course I told them that all the vegetables had to have two uses. When we harvested our garden we had to be able to play with our crop before eating any of it. With some creative brainstorming we came up with things all of us could enjoy and we made a list. Then we went grocery shopping to see what would actually work. We bought cucumbers and zucchini squash for the girls and for the boys we got tomatoes and watermelon. We went home and proceeded to test our vegetables. We had so much fun fucking our vegetables as the girls all tried their cucumbers and squash. They were all wet and shiny with pussy juice by the time they got done.  We cut holes in the tomatoes and watermelon for the boys to try. And they fucked them silly, juice dripping down their balls. When we were done they all were excited about their choices and we went and bought what we needed for our garden.
We went into the backyard and cleared our plot of land we planted our garden all of us naked. We had a water hose fight after we were done and got all muddy in the process.
  When we got back inside we played with our vegetables again and everyone was excited as we talked about how big and what kind of shapes we would get out of our garden vegetables.
I think the young ‘uns really like Earth Day now and so does Aunt Mary Anne!

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Season’s Over

hot phonesex maryanne1We are the Phantoms…our team logo is beautiful in purple, black, and white with a hint of red! But the season is almost over.
I am planning the big party again this year. When I went to pick my nephew up from hockey practice this afternoon and they all asked if I was throwing a party for them again and if we would have just as much fun I started cumming so hard I was afraid they would think I had peed in my panties.
I can’t wait for the big day. Especially now that I know they all remember that Aunt Mary Anne likes to play and they like to play too!
This year I am going to try to talk the parents into a slumber party.
I have come up with the idea of playing hide and go seek, naked and in the dark. This should get us ready to fulfill the fantasy I have had for weeks as I plan this party. You see I have been having the wildest fantasies about them taking turns spanking me and fucking me with their little hockey sticks (I am talking the actual sticks). Once Aunt Mary Anne is ready, she will suck all the little dickies and let them suck me too!hockey1

I can’t wait for our Phantom Night!

A Sweet Pink Treat!

hot phonesex maryanne3The county fair is in town and being the wonderful Aunt that I am, I am taking all my nieces and nephews. The more I think about our trip the wetter my pussy gets!
I love the rides and all the food. the smells and excitement in the air. The sound of all the little ones laughing and running around, tugging a big person’s hand to get to the next destination. But for me the best thing of all is the cotton candy!
I love the pink cotton candy with the white paper stick. The fluffy, sweet candy reminds me of the sweet little pink pussies that I love to lick. The way the pink cotton candy melts on my tongue as soon as it hits it, turning the sugary candy to liquid, reminds me of the hot juice that I milk out of my little play things.
I have decided we are buying one extra fluffy, pink cotton candy for each of us to take home. When we get home we are going to wrap all the little dicks in pink cotton candy and all of the girls are going to lick it off. Then the boys are going to cover little pussies in the pink stuff and return the favor. If there is any left we are going to stuff cunnies full and then fill them with dicks just for fun!
We are going to have so much fun at the fair, and so much more at home!cottoncandy

Fantastic Foot Fun

hot phonesex maryanne2I remember my first foot job and cum just like it was yesterday. I have always loved to have my feet rubbed and have my toe nails painted.
I had always had a thing for my older brother he was so fucking hot. He was into sports and always had a great body. And he always spoiled his little sister. He would paint my toes and rub my feet and let me tell him all about what was happening in my little life.
One day he was painting my toes and I noticed that his cock got rock hard in his pants. I didn’t say anything about it but I couldn’t stop thinking about it. By the end of the week it was driving me nuts. I had masturbated alone in my room every night thinking about it.
Our parents went out for dinner and a movie and left us home. It was late and I was fingering my pussy thinking about how big and hard his dick felt. I couldn’t take it any more. I quietly sneaked into his room and carefully pulled the covers down and there it was, in all it’s glory that huge, hard, magnificent dick!
I crept onto the bed and put my feet around that cock and began to move up and down. His eyes fluttered open and he gasped. I was so fucking wet by this time I knew I wouldn’t stop. I just looked at him and told him I wanted him to squirt his special lotion all over my feet and then rub them like he always does.
Needless to say he gave me what I asked for and more. We never looked back. We have enjoyed a long and lasting intimate relationship that still goes on today. We are much older, he is married, I have brats, but we still have each other!