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Cream Pie Accident

Incest phone sexWhen a woman falls in love with a man his cock size rarely is a factor for her, but some women obsess over cock size and that’s all that matters to them.  A woman who focuses on size who marries a man with a small cock almost always ends up cuckolding him.  Typically it starts out slowly by her teasing him with thoughts and images of watching hot young women being fucked by large enormous cocks while the husband watches.  Men are generally accepting of this because they are jealous of the larger cock, so that compels their curiosity to go into overdrive.

Experiencing cream pie isn’t something most people think they would ever engage in, but you’d be surprised how many do.  I had a caller tell me about his young hot sexy wife, and when they first married she started telling him his cock size wasn’t satisfying her.  He was older than her so he wanted to do anything he could to keep her happy.  She explained that she wanted to fuck other guys, but only if he approved of it.  He reluctantly agreed, so she started bringing nice healthy young bucks home and fucking them in front of him.  He watched this go on for a year or so before the urge grabbed a hold of him. He was too embarrassed to say anything to her about it, but one night the bull she brought home had plans for him.

When he pulled out his huge cock the husband couldn’t keep his eyes off of it, and the young stud knew it.  He walked over to the husband and pushed him to his knees and made him suck the enormous cock.  He sucked on that young hard cock with such vigor it almost made him cum.  He pulled out of the husband’s mouth and went over and fucked the wife so hard it didn’t take long for him to blow his load.  He emptied his balls into her, and before she could move her husband was between her legs eating the cream pie.  It was a first for both of them, but now they do it all the time.  Cream pie accidents can happen as well, and my caller said he was all too familiar with them.

His wife’s latest bull was quite young, and when she was sucking his cock he lost control.  When he took his cock out of her mouth to fuck her he exploded and shot cum all over her face, hair and tits.  He was so embarrassed, but my caller and his wife thought it was funnier than shit.  They were able to make the young bull feel better and get him hard again so he could fuck the wife again.  By the time he filled her little pussy with his lot load of cum my caller could barely wait to get his face in there.  It was a learning experience and a good time for all three of them.

Barter Fair

Incest phone sexEvery year there is a barter fair on the outskirts of town.  Money is not used for anything that is “purchased”  everything is traded for something or equal value.  Value in this venue is completely subjective because the worth of each item is usually more sentimental than monetary.  I went to this barter fair with a few friends last year, but we didn’t bring anything to barter with because we were new to this experience.  My friend saw the most beautiful hand crafted rug that could have easily been sold for thousands of dollars in any store in town. She had to try and convince him to give her the rug with the few items in her purse she was willing to part with, but he didn’t want anything from her purse.  He wanted her.

I have never used sex to pay for services rendered, nor have I known anyone to do that.  My friend decided the rug was worth it, so she went behind his little counter and gave him a blow job.  I stood in front of the booth with my back to them so nobody would come in, but I didn’t realize there was a back entrance.  I heard her moaning and thrashing around, so I turned to look and couldn’t believe what I saw.

She was bent over the table sucking on one guys cock and another guy was fucking her from behind.  She looked like she was really enjoying herself, and when the guys were done fucking her we left.  She had her new rug and those guys had a fuck of a lifetime.  She still says the rug was more than worth it, she then boasted that not only did she get a very expensive and beautiful rug, but she had some pretty amazing sex.  In her mind this was a win, win situation for all involved.  Not only did she pay for services rendered, but so did the shop keeper.

Double Humiliation Is More Fun

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Not everyone who calls me wants help or guidance, in fact they just want to be teased and ridiculed.  I got a call from a guy asking me to laugh at him and get a friend to help me humiliate him.  I am more than happy to do that, but I do like to make sure that it’s what you really want.  I received a call from a panty boy who wanted me to laugh at him for stealing his secretary’s gym bag and sucking her panties while wearing his wife’s panties. He told me he uses her panties to make himself panty soup by boiling them in water and drinking the juice. He does so many other things with the panties and the panty juice that he gets himself all worked up, and has to call me so I can laugh at him. 

When he called me the last time he really needed to have somebody else hear what was happening so I called Aubree to listen in, and I’m glad I did!  Double the laughter made him feel so much more humiliation about his fetish for young girls panties.  He kept confessing to fucking the shoes and wearing her gym socks on his cock and tying her gym shoes over the top of that. I would normally never take this approach, but he really needed and wanted to be made fun of and laughed at because that is his kink and he needed a fix!  However, I told him I would like for him to call back next week if he would like me to help him overcome this urge to be humiliated.

When is Wonder Woman Syndrome OK?

Incest phone sexWe all like to think we are the best at everything we do.  Men always try to fix and rescue every woman they can, and usually wind up marrying the one who needs them the most.  Women tend to try and be everything they can be to their man, so they take on the very impressive role of Wonder Woman.  As men and women both know – this approach doesn’t work because somebody is going to crack under that pressure, but that’s what I am here for.  I am here to remind you that women are amazing and you should stop every once in a while and let her wear the Wonder Woman costume, and while she does that you should spend all your time worshiping her from head to toe.

I had a caller ask me what to do when his wife over does it and really jumps into the Wonder Woman persona. I told him that he should buy her the actual costume and ask her to put it on.  When she does then start at one end of her body with your tongue and slowly, gently, methodically work your way to the other.  If you can make her feel sexy then she will cum harder than ever, and if she cums really hard you won’t be able to keep this woman off your cock.  It all depends on how much fucking or foreplay you want to do, but trust me, this will work if you give it a shot!

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My Favorite Sex Toys

Incest phone sexThere are so many sex toys in the world today, some are quite unusual, and I love every one of them.  I am often asked what my favorite sex toys are.  I spend a lot of time showing people how to use them, and offering advice on which ones to start out with.  I also spend a lot of time testing them because I do enjoy staying on the cutting edge of the sex toy industry since everyone masturbates, and toys just make it more fun!  Some of the more unusual ones I have found are the pigtail butt plug, or the Mr Jack Mustache mouth masturbation device for the man who wants more hair than he knows what to do with wrapped around his cock.

The one that is the most hilarious to me is the Area 51 blow up doll. I mean WOW, seriously?  This is the most entertaining sex toy I think I have ever come across because everyone believes there is an area 51, and of course who doesn’t like a good alien fuck from time to time.   Apparently you can get duckies that vibrate and bouncy ball chairs to put you in the Hot Seat.  Then of course there are your regular dildos and vibrators if that’s more your style, so no matter your preferences there is a fun and sexy vibrators just for you!

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Brothers & Sisters

Incest phone sexBrothers and sisters have a special relationship, so these relationships tend to shape how we interact with others in their outside lives.  I have experienced many types of brothers and sisters in my lifetime, and I’ve noticed the ones that are close tend to have healthier marriages that those who don’t.  Of course, this is only my opinion because I haven’t yet achieved a full case study to prove this theory.  I am currently working on getting enough volunteers to help me gather data to prove my theory here.

Brothers and sisters usually have a small amount of sexual tension between them as well.  Sometimes that sexual tension is enormous, and other times it’s minimal, and sometimes it’s like when Mom and Dad are kissing – you don’t want to see it, but your happy it’s happening because Mom & Dad are happy.  I had a caller ask me if he was an awful person for taking his sisters panties and licking them then masturbating with them.  I explained my position on the matter and let him know that this is very common, and how does he know his sister doesn’t feel the same way.

Sexuality

Incest phone sexSexuality can be the most complicated question we ask ourselves these days, but its not anything we should shy away from in the least.  I was asked if a guy sucks cock, does that make him gay?  I don’t think we need to put labels on anyone like that because there are too many factors to consider.  First of all, was the cock sucking a voluntary action or was it coerced?  Second, was the cock sucking the cock suckers idea, or was it thrust upon the cocksucker suddenly by the cock suckee? Third, was alcohol involved?

These are all very important things to know and consider when addressing the question of sexuality.  I don’t think any one thing makes a person gay or straight.  I am a straight woman, but I will eat pussy any day of the week.  Does that make me gay?  Does that make me not like cock too?  I don’t think so!  Cock is a very important feature for me, and I demand it, crave it and need it for all fucking adventures, but if there’s pussy there I will enjoy that too.  I don’t think we should be so quick to put labels on people.  If you like to suck cock – do it!  If you like to eat pussy – do it!  If you like to be sucked on or eaten – let it happen, there’s really no need label it.

An Experiment With Greg

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Sometimes I get calls from guys who want to be “fixed” or “cured” of their kink.  I always start out by asking them what their kink is and why do they think it’s bad.  Well, I got a call from Greg, and his call started out with him telling me how little ones excited him, but he wasn’t a p-daddy.  He wanted me to help him so he could pursue a normal relationship and have a lifestyle that wasn’t different from everyone else.  I already knew this because we spent a few minutes in instant messenger while he outlined what was happening.  We decided to try an unorthodox method of therapy for him.  Greg accompanied me to a seminar that I was a guest speaker for, and he reluctantly agreed to be my test subject.  I explained to the room full of women that Greg had an extreme interest in young ones, but he didn’t think he was a p-daddy

My test was simple; I would present Greg with girls of all different ages and see what his reaction was to each one.  I had a line of beautiful girls in several different age groups waiting to tease and provoke him.  The theory will be proven based on when his cock gets hard.  The first few college co-eds did absolutely nothing for Greg’s cock.  Greg indicated that they were beautiful, but his cock told a different story.  A high school cheerleader was also a no go for Greg, and he seemed a little concerned about that.

A young sweet little morsel seemed to give Greg a raging hard on.  I spent some time going back and forth from the co-eds to the young ones and it was clear that Greg is indeed a p-daddy.  When his little one was brought out I thought Greg’s cock was going to explode because the shaft of his cock was so purple and swollen already.  The site of his own flesh and blood standing there in her diaper looking delicious was too much for Greg, but when she grabbed his shaft that was it.  Greg blew his load everywhere, so now he really can’t argue about it anymore.  I do believe we need to re-test and re-test just to make sure we are accurate in our confirmation of his p-daddy.

Foot Fetish

Family fun phone sexFoot fetishes are all so different because there are so many different variations of the foot fetish.  Some guys like shoes and stockings at all times, while other guys want to worship the shoes, the stocking and in between those toes.  I’ve talked to all kinds of different shoe fetish or feet fetish guys because ultimately its the same thing.  The nuances that make it different are simply left to personal preference.  I dated a guy once who had a foot fetish, but he didn’t like shoes at all.  That is a very rare fetish – the guy who just likes the feet in the bare position because most guys want to see their wives or girlfriends in shoes and clothes that make him happy.  When it comes time for him to play with me, I’d sit back and let him do what he wanted to because licking and sucking the toes had to happen for him.  It doesn’t matter what the fetish is, as long as you enjoy it then there’s no reason not too.  If it feels good – do it!

Panties, Pantyhose and Lingerie

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Panties, pantyhose and lingerie are some of the sexiest items available to women today, but some guys like to play with them too.  I have a weekly date with a guy who loves to wear and play with panties and pantyhose, and last week he shocked me!  He asked if he could have the panties I had on, and of course I said yes.  He started showing me different materials used to make pantyhose, and I started to get extremely turned on.  He must have noticed because he was blushing pretty significantly, so I moved closer to him.

I could see his cock was bulging out and trying to escape its current prison, so I unbuttoned his pants and released it.  I was very excited to see how thick his cock was, and in my excitement I grabbed him and shoved his cock down my throat.  He took the softest pair of pantyhose that he had with him and rubbed them on my face and down my neck; it was such a turn on for me.

He picked me up and took me to the couch, as he sat down he put me on his lap.  I wasn’t wearing any panties so his cock slipped right into my very wet and waiting pussy.  It was so fucking hard it took my breath away.  I rode his cock for several hours and in between we would talk about and feel the sexiness of all the pantyhose, panties and lingerie.  I never knew just how sexy these things could be.