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Happy Black Friday, Bitches

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Watching all of the bitches running off to Black Friday sales, leaving their men home alone and horny. Makes it easy for a slut like me to step up and take over. I decided to walk over to my next door neighbors house after I saw his wife and her family leave to go shopping. He answered the door in his boxers and his eyes almost bugged out, seeing me there in a short skirt, thigh highs, and much cleavage on display. He invited me in, offering me a drink. I could tell that he was lonely and neglected. I placed my hand on his thigh as we talked and could see the bulge grow in his boxers. “Jim, when was your last blow-job.” I laughed. He blushed, all embarrassed. “That long?” I said, taking his cock outta his shorts. He didn’t even try to stop me. I took his purple headed beast into my mouth as he reached into my hair, urging me to take more. I licked his big hairy balls and swirled my tongue around the head of his cock. It took him minutes to blow his load into the back of my throat. He was gasping heavily as I stood up to leave. “Next time, I’ll show you these.” I lifted my shirt to reveal my huge tit and saw him lick his lips. “Or maybe if you can handle it, I’ll give you some of this.” I revealed my hairy cunt. I smiled at him and I was gone.
Now, I’m back in my living room, drinking a glass of wine, watching these idiots on TV. The moral of my story: Don’t leave your leftovers sitting out cause some other slut might think they are a buffet and help herself. I know Jim is having a very Happy Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to feel his big dick penetrating my hairy cunt. You keep on shopping, bitch. Your leftovers were a feast for me!!! And now it’s time for my grandbrats to come over. And granny is sooooo horny.

Happy Native American Heritage Month

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Let’s play Granny and the Indian Chief. Being of Cherokee blood myself, I can joke about Indians without disrespect. I have this fantasy about you as an Indian warrior. Young, strong, virile. Able to capture the heart and ravage the pussy of any maiden you choose. Indian braves didn’t have to date a woman. They were beasts who took their lust out on the nearest outlet, be it a young girl or an elderly woman. You enjoyed the right to sow your seed deep in an unwilling vagina, impregnating her with your sperm.
When I was captured as a young woman, no Indian man had ever seen tits like mine. They were seen as mystical objects of Indian folklore. This gave me special priviledges of my own. Even as a grandmother, no man would turn me away if I beckoned. He believed that I had the ability to steal his essence.
You were one of my braves. I crawled into your teepee that night, as you clenched your eyes shut. I reached under your loincloth, feeling your tomahawk hardening. You gasped as my mouth came down on your warstick, engulfing it, pulling it into my hot mouth. I bobbed on it, licking your balls, as you moaned in pleasure and in fear. It only took minutes until you were pouring your man juice deep in my throat, making my own pussy gush. I leaned over you and whispered in your ear. “Later. I shall ride you like a stallion.” I took your finger and pushed it deep in my sloppy old pussy, and then to your mouth, making you taste me. I felt you shudder beneath me as your cock began to rise again. I howled at the moon with the power I knew I had. It was time to move on to another teepee.

Dirty Daddy in Uniform for Canadian Remembrance Day

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Don’t worry Canadian soldiers. You aren’t forgotten. This hot granny just loves her Canadian men. My late husband was a Canadian military man who fought in WWII. I’m hoping to hear from some hot boys in uniform today.
Let me share my story with you. My husband was a much older man who married me when I was just a brat. He liked that young pussy and big tits. He was intent on breeding me the first time he got into my virgin panties. He had this really huge horsecock. I mean, I thought he’d split me in half when he first shoved it inside of my girlie cunny. I screamed out, “Daddy, you’re hurting me.” but that just made him fill me with a gushing, impregnating load of sperm. As a teen bride with young ones, I got bored. I would never cheat on him but I was so horny. I started teaching my own spawn to please Mommy. As I got older, Daddy found out and together we shared them. Young cock for me. Cunny for him. They were some horny young ones, born and bred to fuck. It was a family affair. After his death, I continued the tradition, raising a whole crew of little fuckers. Wouldn’t you love to come share with me? My experienced little whores will please you in every way. You can share your own Mommy fantasies and desires with me. I never judge. Come make Mommy rub her pussy as we explore your secret cravings for the perverted and forbidden.
I invite you sexy Canadians to come play the American phone sex way..where mommies are whores with big tits and her brats are willing to serve in every way.

Happy Howl-o-weenie

 

grandma phone sexI’m thinking about a Halloween party this year. One of those kind where you wear a costume and keep your identity secret. It makes things so much hotter. I finger my pussy as I fantasize about it.
I see you across the room. You are dressed as Wolfman, wearing a furry cape and a demonic fanged mask. I’m an ice queen, in layers of white satin and taffeta with a veil covering my face. I motion for you to follow me to a back room. You come up behind me and I feel you cup my tits. I moan as I feel your cock against my skin and I go to my knees to worship it. My lips part as I take you into my mouth. The big bulbous head is throbbing already as you pump it into my throat. “Fuck me, beast.” I beg. You yank me to my feet and skin me around, roughly. You bend me over, lifting my skirt, and push my panties to one side. I hear you breathing heavily as you ram 10 inches of veiny meat into my wet gash. I’m being fucked by an animal, a furry monster. I can feel your knot within me as you hump me. I can take no more. The feel of your furry nuts against my skin as you use me like a bitch in heat sends me over the edge. “Oh, Wolfie. Your big penis feels so good. Give your Queen some cum.” I hiss.
Your stroke becomes erratic as your cock bursts inside of my wet gash. You grip my hips tightly and howl at the moon as you shoot gobs of beast-goo deep inside of me.
I smile as I head back to the party, feeling a drop of slime run down my inner thigh. Time to find me a sissy to clean up this mess. Happy Howl-o-weenie. 

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Grammy’s Little Treat

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I caught my grandson rummaging in my panty drawer today. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he said ” Grammy, I wanna be a girl for Halloween and you are the sexiest girl I know.” What could I say to the little bastard? I decided to help him become a sissy boy. I had always suspected that he had feminine ways.
I picked out a frilly top and mini skirt and a pair of slutty heels. We had fun trying to stuff one of my bras for him to wear. Next, I did his make-up and hair. Damned if the little fucker didn’t make one sexy whore. My evil mind wanted to pimp him out. With his tight little body and virgin ass-pussy, he was worth a fortune to my P-friends. My imagination got carried away as I imagined introducing him to his first cock, showing him the proper way to eat man-meat. I’d get on my knees and lick that little asshole until it was good and sloppy before allowing some older man to pop his butt-cherry. My fingers slid into my pussy as I pictured him being penetrated. “Oh Gram, that feels so good.” he’d moan, as a fat penis rammed him hard. I’d place him on his back, push his legs back and allow you to slide into that boy-cunt. His penis would be standing straight up and I’d reach out to stroke it while your meatstick slid back into his slippery hole. Soon you’d both be moaning as you filled up his cum dumpster and he shot his cum unto his belly.
And like a good Grammy, I’d be there to clean up the mess, lovingly lapping the jizz from both of you.
Wow, what a Halloween dream!!! I can’t wait until he gets home from trick-or-treating tonight. We’ll explore this need to be a sissy and see where it goes. My pussy is twitching just thinking about it. Care to share in the treats?

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Panty Boy Punishment

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I whooped me some boy ass last night. You greedy little fucker. I had already given you several pairs of old panties to play with and what do I find you doing? Stealing my pretty new ones. Granny caught you red-handed wearing one pair with 2 more set aside in a pile. Now, I tolerate your boy-slut ways, but you need a lesson.
I roughly threw you face down on the bed, and using my hand, I began to bust that ass. You squirmed and begged like a pathetic bitch and my hand began to hurt. I was so fucking mad that I grabbed my vibrator. You saw the twinkle of evil in my eyes when I turned it on and you begged even more. “Please, Gram, I’ll be good. No more panties.”
“Too late, little one. You wanna be a girlie. I’ll teach you.” I licked the large vibe and pulled down your panties. Your cute round ass was at my mercy. I pushed it in suddenly, enjoying your cries of pain. Your rectum was filled with 9 inches of thick meat. I began to pump it furiously, goading you. “You like being a slut, Billy. Get you some cock.”
After a few more cries, you began to move, taking it deeper, liking your punishment way too much. I could feel your swollen cock through the satin panties, jabbing into my thighs. And then you gushed, right through the silkiness and all over Grandma’s thigh. Feeling your wetness, my granny pussy convulsed too.
Do you have panty desires and need the punishment of a real grandmother? This older mom loves her grown up panty boys and welcomes them to be part of the family. Don’t be shy. Come take your medicine.

A Granny for Nurturing Big Boys.

 

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Granny’s looking for her little Goo-Goo boy tonight. Surely, someone out there needs the loving touch of a granny. I’ve raised my own brats and I want that special one to adopt as my own precious boy. He must be obedient or be ready for good old fashioned discipline. Granny doesn’t do time-outs. She does wooden spoons, paddles, and a belt.
Are you wearing your diaper, young man? Did you make a stinky mess in your pull-ups? Granny will clean-up you all up, wash your nasties, and put clean ones on. Now, let granny make you feel all better. I lovingly slide my hand into your diap-diap and stroke your hard boy-nub. Oh, my. Baby was horny. He made a big mess in my hand. Let me lick it off. Young cum keeps me young and I can’t get enough.
Now suck my huge titties while gammy slides her hand into her panties. Mmmm, harder baby. Get all of that milk. My boys should have full bellies and empty balls. And when you wake up, angel, gammy will teach you what to do with that big boy cock.
Whether you need a mommy or a granny, I have more experience. Let me help make your AB/DL experience feel like reality.

Boy Cum for Mommy

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Think back to when you were just a boy with a fat throbber between your legs. Pussy was a mystery to you. You started to imagine women with no clothes. Hell, even your own sweet mama started to look hot. All you wanted was just a chance to touch a pussy. Lord knows you tried to touch your baby sisters and your girl cousins. Given a chance you would’ve fucked your boy cousins in the ass, too. All you wanted was to feel that wetness on your little weenie.
I guess you needed a mommy like me. If you had been my son, I’d have jumped on that pecker of yours the first time it popped a boner. A good mommy should always train her sons. I see the way you look at your own mom and if she bent over for you, you’d gladly pump her mommy pussy full of boy cum. Believe me, mommy knows that you are curious and that you’ve been jerking off into her panties, leaving them all cummy in the hamper. Once I even dipped my finger into your gooey leftovers and tasted your cum, right from your mom’s panty crotch.
So, today I’m your mommy. Come tell me everything that you wanted to tell your own mom. Tell me how she turned you on when she wore pantyhose to church and how you borrowed them afterward to knot around your balls and pull them tight. You even put them on and wore them yourself, loving the feel against your skin. Share with me how you took mommy’s vibrator from her drawer and sucked it just to taste her juice and then jacked yourself off 3 times just thinking of it in her pussy. You even came on it, hoping to knock mommy up with your own sperm.
Yes, I know what a little perv you are and how much you crave mama’s love, but I don’t mind. I love young boys very much. I want to hear you talk to me in your best little boy voice and tell me exactly what you want to do with me. I’ll be playing with my incest mommy pussy as you tell me your dirtiest secrets and desires. We’ll both have a sloppy, wet good time.

Mommy’s Bad Boy

From the corner of my eye, I saw you watching through the bathroom door. I wasn’t surprised. You do this often, peeking in on me as I soap my large breasts. Oh, how I wish that you would take the initiative, come on in, and do more than watch. I long for the feeling of your strong young hands on my aching nipples. I know you must have a large cock in those shorts. You are such a hot young stud. I long to share that mother-son bond with you. I dream of the day when you finally moan out “Oh, Mommy, that feels so good. Teach me more, mommy.” Call me a slut but young cock just turns me on. I wish I was your mommy. I would take such good care of you and train you to be a good lover. A good Mommy should always teach her son the important things, like eating pussy and catering to a woman’s needs. You would never need some sweet sounding little girl to take care of your needs when Mama knows best.
I know your dirty little secret, the cum filled lingerie in the laundry hamper. Your fetish hasn’t gone unnoticed. I found a pair of my panties in your room last week. They were all stretched out and I could smell the cum and sweat on them. I thought about punishing you but I’ve decided to teach you a better lesson. Oh, Mommy has big plans for you tonight!! Come straight home from school today and meet me in my bedroom. Today you will learn the true definition of Mother Fucker. Bad boys need discipline and love. Who better than a hot MILF like me to teach you?

 

 

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The new Mommy in Town.

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Some young stud approached me tonight about having his P-Baby. He wanted to use me as a breeder so the little fucker would be properly trained from birth. Granny Perv has a way with young’uns, you know. I already have 8 of the little bastards and they know exactly what I expect from them. Boys are treated like sissy fucks until they reach little stiffy age. I teach them to massage me, paint my toenails, and eat my pussy. When that first poker pops out though, it’s mine. Teen boys are freakin’ sperm factories. They can fuck, eat, and fuck some more. Girlies are much more fun. I teach them how to please men from a young age. Lollipops, popsicles, and ice cream cones are for good little gals. My teen pleasers don’t have time for that. They are too busy practicing their skills on man meat. Hey, mama needs new clothes and someone has to finance my needs. Let these tiny whores do the work and I get the money. For the right price, you can help me train. I don’t give pussy away for free.
So, if you’re looking for a old breeder with lots of experience being impregnated and popping out well trained fuck machines, we really need to talk. P-Mommy never stops loving her spawn and she cares for them even when they are grown. Come get you some Mama Lovin’ tonight.