WTF???

hot phonesex darlaI left for the afternoon to enjoy some time with a friend. As soon as I walked back in the house there she was crying like a little girl.
WTF did she do this time? I mean I know my sissy is accident prone. She breaks things regularly, is always tripping over her self. But never is she sobbing and in hysterics like this.
It took me a good 45 min to find out what the hell the problem was, and I should have known.
I know not to leave her alone for long. I know she needs constant supervision and guidance. But fuck me I never thought she would get into such a pickle.
Pickles. Yes they are the root of this hysteria. I took all her dildos away from her last night because I caught her playing by her self and she knows that is expressly against the rules.
So what does she do? While I am gone she gets the jar of pickles and decides they will have to do. She shoved that fucking pickle so far up her vagina that she can’t get it out.
I will be damned if I am going fishing up her for a fucking pickle.
She is going to have to get her ass in the car and explain to the emergency room doctor why and how she has a pickle stuck inside her.
And I am not taking her anywhere looking like this, she best get dressed proper and fix her make up before we head to the local hospital.

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