Sometimes I get so turned on, I can’t resist finger fucking myself. Usually I do it on all fours like a doggy. I spank my own ass with one hand and then pause to start slapping those firm cheeks until they turn bright red. So hot and kinky! I even use the handle of my hairbrush like a dildo when I need a harder, deeper pounding. Last night I got so carried away with my masturbation session, I totally forgot I was supposed to meet my friend Trish for a late night workout. She’s Miss Bay Area California 2014, and OHMYGOD, it was so embarrassing when she rang the doorbell. I immediately pulled down my tight, short little jean skirt to cover my g-string thong. Then I wiped my cum-covered fingers on the back of my skirt and panicked. She kept knocking harder and harder, so eventually I had to get up to let her inside. Here’s the thing: she was wearing her pageant sash and crown! Apparently she thought it’d be a good idea to go get some Lululemon yoga pants before we hit the gym.
That store released a bunch of black see-through exercise pants last year (when chicks bent over for the triangle pose, you could totally see their entire ass through the material). Trish thought she could get an even better discount from the local Lululemon if she wore her pageant outfit. That’s because they’re always giving deals to royalty so they’ll shop there more often and be seen with the bags from the store. HOLY FUCK, Trish walked right past me, picked up the hairbrush I was using to fuck myself with, and raised an eyebrow at me knowingly. It was so humiliating. Thick white gobs of cum dripped off the handle, and I just wanted to crawl under a rock and hide in shame. But then Trish did something unexpected . . . she raised the hairbrush to her mouth, opened wide, and deep throated the entire handle, sucking all of my cum off, and licking her lips in satisfaction. It made me so fucking turned on all over again. Now THAT’S why we’re best friends.