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Cheap Phone Sex with Mary Anne: I’m a Low Cost Provider of Phone Fun

cheap phone sex mommy big titsCheap phone sex what you are looking for? Well I am cheap in multiple ways.  Yes, I am a phone whore. But in the grand scheme of things, I prefer to think of myself as a low cost provider of adult entertainment.  I mean really, I am an affordable quality phone whore. Guys, I am a sure thing. You will get off with me, or any of my other lovely low cost providers. Sex is never free. I mean you could shell out easily $100 or more on dinner and a movie to maybe get  to feel a boob. And don’t get me started on strip clubs. After a cover charge, a minimum drink order, a lap dance, strippers milking you for tips….you are likely out a couple hundred dollars to just look but not touch. Then you got your escorts and hookers that are a sure thing, but usually for anyone near as hot as me, you are looking at $500 for an hour or two. Then factor in the cost of condoms, lube, STD treatment afterwards and possible bail money, you may be out upwards $1000.

Now, sure, technically, your wife or girl friend fucks you for free. But is it really free? You gotta take the trash out, tell her she looks pretty, spoon with her, watch the Notebook and then likely you can’t jizz on her face or fuck her in the ass. And no way can you get her to pretend to be your mommy or sister or daughter. And of course you could never share with her that you like to wear women’s panties, or put your cock in her shoes, or suck a little dick here and there. But guess what? For $2 a minute you can do or say anything to me or any of my lovely low cost providers of phone sex.  Fuck us, impregnate us, jizz on us, eat us, pimp us out, get rough with us, degrade us, worship us, love us, hate us, pee on us, dominate us, confide in us.  Let us feminize you, cuckold you, spank you,  dominate you, fuck you in the ass, tease you, humiliate you, sissify you…

cheap phone sex mommy slutsWhen you think about it, you need us. You need me. I am, as well as all my lovely phone whores here, not only a low cost sure thing, but a guaranteed no taboos whore. That’s right, for $2 a minute you can talk about ANYTHING, from vanilla to extreme taboo subjects there is nothing we won’t  do or say. Try telling your wife you have naughty thoughts about your daughter, you wanna see her gang banged by some Black thugs or wanna milk her lactating titties or want to the blow the pool boy and see what that costs ya. Pretty sure more than $2 a minute when you factor in lawyer costs and the golf clubs she throws over the balcony.

Trust me, here at WBMT, you get more bang for your buck. Quality never suffers  and your wallet is never destroyed, well unless financial domination is your thing :-). Call me or any of my fellow low cost providers of quality phone sex and find out how much fun an affordable quality  sure thing can be.

Grandpa Is At It Again

incest phonesex lillyI got a call from the nursing home saying Grandpa is up to his old antics. There is no telling what he is up to this time. Grandpa has always been a crazy son of a bitch and it seems he has gotten crazier by the day. I didn’t have time to get anyone to watch the twins so we all headed out. When we got there and the staff told me what the problem was the twins and I all burst out laughing. Old Grandpa had out done himself this time. He had been stealing the old lady’s clothes and cross dressing. They couldn’t keep him out of the woman’s closets and they couldn’t make him wear his clothes. It all finally came to a head when they caught Grandpa jerking off in a skirt in one of the woman’s rooms and he wouldn’t leave.
The staff was irritated that we couldn’t stop laughing. So we brought Grandpa home for a visit till things calmed down. We let him wear what ever he wanted. Even Mikey dressed up like a girl with him.
Grandpa had a good old time jerking his cock when ever and wherever he wanted while he visited us. Michelle and I even had some fun with Grandpa.
It’s not his fault he is just a horny old bastard that needs to cum. And so what if he likes to cross dress?
Guess we will be bringing Grandpa home more often.incest phonesex grandpa

Not Your Normal Trip To The Zoo

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It has been so nice out lately that I thought I would take Harley/Hailey to the zoo. She loves animals and we always have such a good time when we go. It’s never the same thing twice. We especially love it when we catch the critters “in the act” Some of them have the funniest ways of doing it. And the different shapes and sizes always give us loads to talk about. We saw some real cute cartoons the other day and so we decided that we would play a new game while at the Zoo this time. mommy phonesex smallAs we approach the cages we each get to pick an animal. Then we will start talking to each other as our animal. Based on what our guy or gal is doing, facial expressions and such we will try to speak what we think he or she is thinking. Let me tell you this game was so much fun. We had each other laughing and people around us were listening to us and laughing with us. In fact several people ended up following us around just to listen in on us. mommy phonesex zooWe ended up letting them join in the game and by the end of the day we had made several new friends. We ended up going to dinner with them and invited them over to our place for a cook out next weekend. On the way home we talked about what kind of games we could play when they come over and what we would cook. We also talked about how we would explain the whole Harley/Hailey situation. By the time we got home we fell into bed horny and happy talking as we snuggled and loved each other to sleep. It’s days like this that make me appreciate what a unique and special relationship we have and I wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world. mommy phonesex facebookmommy phonesex twitter

Sissy Says, Join Us

sissy phonesex facebookSissy is such a wonderful mascot, even when she isn’t as obedient as she should be. Every now and then that fake man surfaces and she tries to get away with things no Sissy would ever get away with. That is when her Mistress Levi sets her straight. We all laugh at her for getting in trouble and most of the time get to join in on that punishment. Despite it all we all love our Sissy and wouldn’t trade her for the world. She has her own Sissy page on our site and seeing her public shame and humiliation is great fun for all the superior females here at Fuckalicious. Sissy wants everyone to know all about the wonderful Superior Females here and how we are reaching out to everyone out there on Facebook and Twitter. We have thought of putting Sissy on our sites but that would likely result in a true outing.  So to be  nice to Sissy,  help us by liking us on Facebook and following us on Twitter. You will love our Facebook and Twitter whether you are a real man or a Sissy like our mascot. See you there!sissy phonesex twitter

Sissy Has Been Disrespectful

sissy phonesex mascottSeveral months ago, on July 12 to be exact. I posted a blog in tribute to our Fuckalicous mascot, our Sissy, our Tinker Belle Transvestite. I did so because her Mistress was outing her and having us humiliate her due to our up coming vacation. I thought Sissy would appreciate a gesture of kindness in the light of utter and pure humiliation and shame. I posted a blog titled “Sissy Let It Go”  On June 4. After a week of writing and re writing lyrics to the ever popular tune of “Let It Go” from the Frozen, lyrics, befitting such a worthy Sissy. I am still waiting to hear her sing this tune to me. To date I have  received no acknowledgement of my post. Since that time , despite Sissy’s arrogance and utter disregard of my efforts. Despite being disrespected I wrote two more blogs for her, Sissy Blackmail on July 12 and Piggy Pet on July 20.

Has Sissy bothered to sing to me in all this time?

NO!!!!

Did Ms Darla write a song that is to hard for Sissy? Or is Sissy simply showing utter disregard and disrespect for Ms Darla?

Ms Darla is beyond being patient. No tribute for the song, no call to sing it for her and months have elapsed. I believe it is high time Ms Darla shows Sissy that her outing can and will be very, very real with a click of a button and one small link.

There is no wrath like that of a Superior Female scorned!sissy phonesex mascot2

 

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Hi! I’m Jenny and it makes me laugh so much when a little sissy boy wants to be my bitch. My friend Natasha and I love to play with pansy fake men and wrap them around our pinky fingers. Something that we really enjoy doing is making them wear ladies’ panties and having them fondle their tiny macaroni elbow dickies through the sheer, lacy fabric. Do you think sissy boys should be giggled at? I do! I make sure to laugh and take great pleasure in their meekness and vulnerability. It’s just so entertaining to see how nervous and unsure they are, but how quickly they learn that serving Princesses like Natasha and I isn’t something to take for granted. The other day, I had one of my sissy boys order the two of us Chinese food to be delivered for our sleepover. It was a LOT of fun to call him up and laugh at how pathetic he is for letting us spend all of his money!

Are You Ready For Your Physical?

mommy phonesex lillySometimes I look at Hailey and remember when she was Harley most of the time and only Hailey part of the time. She is beautiful as Hailey now all the time but it is hard not to think about all the memories we have made over the years. Like the first time Harley woke up with a hard on (that he remembered) and was mortified. Crying he came running to me and just knew that his pee pee was broken. It was hard as a rock and he couldn’t bend it down to go pee. It hurt and felt funny and he swore that he would never be able to pee again and he was sure to die because the pee would fill him up and come out of his mouth, nose, eyes and ears. He was hysterical. That was the first time we played doctor. Mommy was the nurse who had to take care of his broken pee pee. Rubbing it gently and talking to him in a calm whisper the nurse kissed his booboo and fixed it right up. We have played Doctor many times since. I even stole a speculum from my gynecologists office and he often gives me an exam before I return the favor. Now that he is Hailey all the time, having his vajayjay checked is one of his favorite things. Playing Doctor and Nurse has sure changed over the years, but in a good way for both of us. I can’t wait to see what new games we will play together in the future and who we will play them with. I just love my girl! mommy phonesex doctor

Look who made a mess!

kinky phone sexIt’s something about these big luscious tits that keeps my men coming back for more. Aside from the fact that they have never encountered such a kinky black whore before. Big chocolate tits and a mind full of kinky taboo thoughts could be a lot to handle. But not for my dirty little johns. They come over just to see what I will do next. My newest client loves to see my big jugs on his white cock. More than that he loves for my son to watch and stroke his big black anaconda. This time I did things a little different. Of course I took out my juicy melons and got to work on his cock. Spitting on his cock so my tits are slippery as its sliding up and down. While my son is jerking off I tell him to come over and put it in mommy’s mouth. Two beautiful cocks in my face at once is amazing! I make both of these huge dicks burst all over my tits at the same time. Globs and strings of cum all over my titties and face. Look at the mess you made boys! I look at both of them and then ask which one of you is going to clean up the gooey mess first?

Sissy Phone Sex with Mommy Victoria: A New Sissy Bitch

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My daughter has a professor who is being  extra hard on her, and not in a good way. My daughter does not do D’s, unless we are talking cup size. So, I arranged a meeting with him. Now, I know my baby girl is all grown up and can fight her own battles, but I am a cougar in every sense. I am very protective of my cubs.  When I was meeting with Professor Allen, I noticed he couldn’t take his eyes off me. I wondered if he liked his women mature. I crossed and uncrossed my legs several times, dangled my heel; and his gaze never left my lower half. He was not looking at my face or even my breasts. I accidently on purpose dropped something, and he rushed over to pick it up for me, and he started salivating at my pantyhose.  I knew what kinda guy I had here.

I invited him back to my place to discuss my daughter’s progress more intimately. He jumped at the chance. Once there, I showed him my closet.  I knew to a man like this, my big walk in closest filled with shoes, pantyhose, sexy lingerie and clothes, would be a sissy’s paradise. I encouraged him to dress up, even said I would help make him a pretty girl just like me. His pecker sprung to life when I said that. We talked about  my daughter as we played dress up. I had him put on a pretty pink panty and bra set, a garter belt and stockings and one of my black suits. I even gave him a pair of sexy heels and a wig. I made him model for me. He was in sissy heaven. I snapped a few pics of him and told him he could be my sister. He loved that. We did look alike.

I poured some wine and kept pouring it as we talked about being pretty girls. Told him I could always use a new sissy to play with. The drunker he got, the more fun I had teasing him, well now, her. I gave her a little basket and had her skip through my house. I had her give me a pedicure. I then had her rub her little clitty for me. I explained she had a clit stick and it belonged always in panties. I gave her a big stack of pretty panties and explained that she was only allowed to wear panties while teaching. Of course I snapped more and more pics. She got so drunk, I had to drive her home.

The next day, when Professor Allen came back to my place to get his car, I showed him all the pics of him dressed like me. I asked him if he was wearing my panties and he pulled down his dress slacks and revealed a pretty pink pair with little flowers on them. I told him that he was a good sissy boy. I was actually quite surprised that in his drunken stupor, he remembered to wear the panties. I then informed him, he could continue to be my pet sissy boy and all these photos would stay with me as long as she passed my daughter with As in her class. I explained that my daughter would have a set of all these pics so she could upload them on the campus server for all the students and faculty to see if she got anything less than a B on any paper, quiz or test. I even said we could all play together too when I visit my daughter. The funny thing is, she didn’t care that I was blackmailing her. All she cared about was that she could be my sissy forever and ever and ever. And that I would fuck her pretty ass with the strap-on she spied in my closet. Turns out this was gonna be a win win situation. I get a great new sissy boy to play and shop with; and my daughter gets to not stress about abnormal psychology. And, my daughter has her own private sissy boy as her bitch at school, because what is mine is hers, even a sissy bitch.

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Sissy Phone Sex Shopping

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Harley, or should I say Hailey, as she is having me call her regularly now, has been talking to me all summer about how she wants to go back to school as Hailey not Harley.. I have to admit that it makes my pussy nice and wet when I see Hailey walking around in pretty little dresses and in her element. She is so much more at ease with her self when she is Hailey. School starts next week and I am a little concerned with how the other little ones will treat her as Hailey or if it will even be an issue. But today when we went shopping we bought all girl clothes. In fact Harley threw out all his boy clothes and Hailey put away and organized her brand new wardrobe. The look on her face as she threw all the boys clothes out and replaced them with all the new girls things told me that she was happier as Hailey and it made me so hot that I had to take her to my room and show her how much I love her. She put on her prettiest new girlie night dress and her frilliest panties and laid next to me, her face beaming. She thanked me over and over again for letting her be Hailey all the time now and she swore she would never be Harley again. My heart beat faster as I reached down and rubbed her little clitty working my way down to her tight little vajayjay sliding a finger inside her at exactly the same time as she slid her fingers inside me. I so love our time together! It is only going to get better from here.sissy phonesex clothes