Today is Patriots Day, a civic holiday celebrating the first battles of the American Revolution. From today, until July 4, the colonists fought for independence from England. For an immigrant like me, this is a key holiday. There would be no America without the American Revolution. Since it is not a sanctioned holiday and my brats had school; I decided to home school them today. Their cousin, my niece, was visiting anyway. She could help me teach my boys about key aspects of the American Revolutionary War.
My boys love my naughty history lessons. They claim I make learning fun! As I was explaining the origins of the American Flag and the original 13 colonies, my niece and I wore American Flag bikinis to help them better remember that the American Flag has 13 horizontal red and white stripes to represent the original 13 colonies that fought for independence. The first flag had 13 stars too. My boys have memory issues, so it helps when I create a fun way to remember shit. I had them lick my pussy 13 times each to represent the 13 stars on the flag. They licked their cousin’s sweet young bald pussy 13 times too to symbolize the stripes. Of course, they had to repeat this 13 times as they were struggling with retaining this important knowledge. If my mommy had only been so helpful when I was preparing for my citizenship test, I likely would have passed it the first time. Tasting our yummy cunnies really helped my boys remember what the stars and stripes represent.
Next on the agenda was schooling them in Minutemen. Originally, I explained being a Minuteman was not a bad thing! Essentially they were private colonists who assisted the military, but were very fast and very stealth. “Every mommy needs her own sort of minuteman,” I explained. Mommies need their sons to assist where daddies fail. Young boys need to use stealth like behavior to sneak into mommy’s bedroom at night and fuck mommy undetected from Daddy. I helped them learn about Paul Revere, the most famous Minuteman, by pointing out that when I use to sneak into their bedrooms at night and play with their little pee pees, I could have used a Minuteman saying, “daddy is coming daddy is coming.” My one son was like “Oh, Paul Revere was a lookout. Yeah mommy, you needed one of us to be your minuteman so daddy would not have busted you sucking our little willies.” Daddy left us when he realized I preferred boy cock.
The last lesson of the day was about the first Revolutionary song, Yankee Doodle Dandy. To help them better remember the song and its significance, I taught them a slightly different version. Mine goes
“Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on his mother
every time they hit a bump
he got another brother”
They giggled, and asked about practicing getting another brother. Well, I believe hands on education is the best way to learn, so we fucked. I even let them fuck their baby cousin. She would look so cute with a baby bump. I would love to have another fuck trophy to play with, plus I love being pregnant. There were three of them and two of us, so they odds were in my niece’s and I’s favor that they could knock us up. We had so much fun today fucking and learning about history. It was a special treat for me to have my young niece to play with too. If every mother just took the time to be creative like I was today, our boys and girls might actually learn something!
Harley loves it when his sexy granny comes over to play with his sexy mommy. We spoil him rotten in more ways then one. One of his favorite things to do when she visits is what we call his Sissy Show. We pick out pretty dresses with lots of frills and pretty panties to match. Granny gives him her makeup bag and I fork over my jewelry box with all it’s pretty earrings and jingly jangly bracelets. we retire to the living room with drinks and video cameras in hand while we patiently wait. Hailey emerges in all her glory for a fashion show like no other. she prances and and twirls and curtsies. She flips her long haired wig back and jingles her bracelets while we cat call and whistle and clap for her. She eats it up and leaves to change into another cute dress. When she gives her grand finale, Granny cooks her favorite meal and we talk about how wonderful the fashion show was over our meal before cleaning up together and retiring to my room for a night of family fucking fun. Unfortunately Granny has been out of town traveling for some time now and Harley has been upset about not having our Granny time. Last night I surprised Harley with a stand in Granny, my friend Bernadette. I prepped Bernadette and she knew just what to do. The look on Harley’s little face was priceless and the night was almost as good as when my mom comes over. Bernadette even nailed the meal!
