Last weekend I went out to dinner and dancing with a friend of mine. We decided to go to this new club downtown that just opened up. He and I have been friends since we were brats, so its easy to mistake us for a couple because we are so close. The restaurant are of the club was very elegant, and the food was delicious. Then we go to the night club portion and it was equally as stunning as the dining room. We drink wine and danced the night away, until about 10PM when suddenly the lighting changed to something reminiscent of a 1970’s porno.
The music changes as well, and everyone started taking their clothes off. My friend and I just stood there in shock as we watched as some couples danced naked, other couples were having sex while the staff kept on about their business serving drinks and helping customers. I told my friend it was time for us to go since we weren’t here for that, but he grabbed me and kissed me. This took me by surprise, but I didn’t pull away or care that everyone around us was naked. We sat down on a booth and started kissing – almost making out like teenagers when I saw the couple across from us staring.
We stopped kissing and said hello to them and the gentleman asked if we would like to swing with them. We both laughed and politely declined as we quickly left. I mean, wow – how can you be a swinger when you’re out with a friend and you’ve never had sex with him. We went back to my place and fixed that – he definitely knows how to treat a woman. I love the swinging lifestyle, and I think its great that local businesses cater to them. I just don’t think I will do it until I’ve been married for many many many years.