I am a sexy gilf. It did take me awhile to get used to being called grandma, but I embrace it now. I was out last night with a girlfriend. We went to a concert. It was cougars gone wild night. We were in some hillbilly town a couple hours from where I live. My friend and I looked good. We dressed like we were living in 1978. We got a hotel for the night so we could drink and smoke weed. We met these two college age boys at the show. They were local. They did not believe we were in our 50s, but we showed our IDs. One of the boys was like they did not make sexy grandmas when I was young. I joked back that he was still young. When the show was over, we invited them back to our hotel. I have a boyfriend and my friend has a husband, but what happens in Memphis, stays in Memphis. We drank some beer and fucked. This was a no tell motel. We wanted something on the highway so we could get up early and get on the road to get me back home so I could start my shift as a dirty mommy and granny. I have not slept much. The guys had coke and weed. I do weed all the time, but I have not done coke since the 80s. It is a great sex drug. We fucked those boys until their cocks were raw. Those boys won the lottery because my friend and I share. They got to fuck each of us. I had cum in my pussy and ass on our drive back home. We woke up a little too late to shower. The boys wanted us to stay another night, but this sexy mommy had to get back home to reality. My boyfriend asked me if I had fun, and I just smiled. What happens in Memphis stays in Memphis.