Now, do I really look like your average neighborhood Mommy? I definitely stand out and make my presence known, damn right I do! But for my precious little girl’s sake, I do my best to be sweet as sugar and make friends with the other Mommy’s on the block. But let”s face it, most of them are jealous, fat asses who haven”t been laid in years and only suck their poor neglected husbands cock once a year on his birthday, if at all.
But I’m such an amazing actress, I can get them to believe I’m just a hard working, straight laced Mommy who loves to bake cookies and attend every PTA meeting, all the while I’m seeing their pussy starved husbands every weekend at the strip club I work at. Oh, and I go out of my way to make all those Daddys feel appreciated and so satisfied, it’s my pleasure boys…
And how could I forget all those sweet young angels who run and skip up and down the block, I just love giving them yummy treats and having them all over to have play dates with my gorgeous daughter. We all like to play all sorts of fun games together but I had to make them promise to keep a special secret about those naughty little games they’re all becoming so good at. I made them understand how important it is not to let all their Mommys and Daddys know about our special games we play or else they’d be in such big trouble that they’d never ever get to play again. And trust, not one of them want to risk that happening!
So you see I’m just trying to make everyone in the neighborhood happy and feeling so special. Now, didn’t I almost have you believing I was just a regular young Mommy next door?? Shhh, I know you’ll be sure and keep my secret won’t you……
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