How should we start this off, well we are Crissy and Lana! We are just too naughty for our own good, but the naughty fun that we have is always fun and exciting! When we were younger our parents would always catch us doing naughty things to ourselves, each other and several of our other cousins too. They called us the Kissin’ Cousins, and we earned that nickname well, even though we weren’t always kissing the lips you could see. I think we taught all the boys in our schools about the birds and the bees, but most importantly how to eat pussy the right way. We would let the boys watch us and practice on us all the time and our cousins were so much fun to play with. They all became champion cunt lickers because of us! We’re cousins, but we are best friends too so living together was just natural and we knew we would make the best of roommates.
We have a little home based business where we sell sex toys and furniture as well as tons of skimpy sexy clothes. We have home parties in where we demonstrate the latest and greatest items. When we host one of our parties we get off big time on demonstrating how all the nasty little toys and trinkets work. YES, we also do those dirty fantasy calls that detail how our products look and feel. We know you might be too shy to ask a girl to do this for you, so you’re in luck – we will do anything you want us to. We will bring your fantasies to a new level as you experience how dirty and naughty we really are.
We get so excited sometimes and we can’t help ourselves when new toys are sent to us. We start pulling them out and have our own little party. The buzzing motion of the toys gets us so wet, and we seem to always start by eating each others pussy. We roll around on the floor in a sixty-nine position as we grind our pussies in each others faces! OMG there is nothing better, and sometimes we call our cousins over to help us test drive some of this stuff! Really there isn’t ANYTHING we won’t do, and we will do it with ANYONE!
You must be pinching yourself right about now, possibly re-reading a few lines, asking yourself “Could it really be true? Could these bitches really fulfill all my fantasies, my wants, my needs? Can these two whores really do all the nasty things they say they can?” Well, yes we certainly can – just cum and try us out.
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Crissy & Lana
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