I took my three little divas out shopping this weekend. Yes, I said three – my two daughters and my youngest son. He gets sweeter by the day! We had so much fun together, I wanted to buy them a special treat. So, while they were sleeping that night, I crept off to the XXX store and bought us all remote controlled bullets. I put my son’s bullet up his ass, my oldest daughter’s inside her tight, little snatch, and laid my youngest daughter’s in between her tiny, bald pussy lips. I held on to the remotes. Waking them up the next morning was an adventure! Now, we make a game of trading-off remotes, and randomly giving each other pleasure.
Category: Kinky phone sex
Men In Uniform
Men in uniform make me almost cream my panties. Or should I say, certain types of uniforms. Those who wear Uniforms of Authority, such as Cops, SWAT, Military, those types of uniforms, not like, McDonald’s or Wal-Mart. Yeah, no thanks.
I have a friend whose Brother is a Cop. He is a fucking hot assed cop too. I am always trying to get him to cheat on his wife with me. He just smiles and says, “No Kirsten, but I’m flattered.” Flattered? You should be! I have tried every thing I can think of, but he always gives me the same answer. My friend told me, “My brother is a very very jealous man, the way to get him is to make him jealous.” I set out to do just that.
His partner is a geeky sort of man. I don’t think he has ever stuck his dick in anything except for his hand before. He is just so socially awkward that it’s laughable. A few nights ago, we were at my friend’s house for a big dinner. Her brother was there with his wifey, and his partner was with him. I didn’t pay any attention to my friend’s brother, I gave all my attention to his partner. I thought his partner was going to blow up right there on the sofa in front of every one.
I noticed that my friend’s brother was starting to get pissed. I just kept on going. His partner and I went outside so he could smoke a cigarette. I was flirting like mad with him, it almost got to the point where I was going to have to give this guy a blow job, just to make it look like I was seriously interested in him, when my friend’s brother came out.
By the end of the night, I had him wrapped around my finger and he WILL be fucking me tomorrow on his break. I will have to thank my friend for letting me know about his jealous streak. I wonder if he will take off his clothes or if he will fuck me in his uniform with just his pants pulled down a bit. Either way, I will have his cock inside of me, and I will get what I have wanted for a little while now, so it’s all good.
Cyber Sexting
Technology has changed the way we do so many things, but I never thought it was a sexy way to communicate. I was so wrong about that, WOW – I mean really really really wrong. I met a guy recently and he asked me for my phone number, so I gave it to him since he seemed nice enough. I had forgotten about him until about a week later I get a text from him with a picture so I would remember who he was. I did and I was happy to hear from him, and I assumed he would ask me out since rejection is easier to take via text versus actually speaking on the phone. I couldn’t have been more wrong – he started sex-ting me right away. He went into great detail how he was going to assault my clit with his tongue, and how he was going to get me so wet that I would go crazy as I beg him to fuck me. He also went into great detail about how he was going to stick the tip of his cock into me and then spend 5 minutes slowly sinking his shaft into me. Once he has completed all these tasks he continued sex-ting me some more with greater detail of what he is going to do to my ass. I text back with a dinner invitation to my house that night. Sex-ting is awesome, and I am a supporter of it!
Sunny Day
The sun finally came out today. It was so sunny and pretty. Spring has finally sprung. And that means calling the pool boy over to get the pool ready. Of course he cant come till next week. But I can lay out and get some rays! I was just starting to warm up when my son came out to rub sun tan lotion all over my body. His big strong hands feel so good on my skin. He slathers the lotion on my warm skin. He unties my bikini top and starts to work the lotion into my breasts. My nipples get so hard for him. He is such a good boy. He slides his fingers down over my stomach. Slipping my panties off and fingering my pussy. Then my good boy buried his face right in between my legs and started licking my pussy! Oooh god it feels so good! I was pulling his hair and pushing my pussy against his face. When I looked up and saw the pool boy! OMG he was watching us and had his cock in his hand stroking it! I gave him a great big smile as I came all over my boys face! My boy climbed right up on top of me and buried his thick hard cock in mommies cunt. And I motioned for the pool boy to come join us! I sucked his hard cock till both boys came good and hard for mommy!
What Do Women Really Want?
Recently a guy asked me what do women really want. I thought about it for a few minutes and told him that I really wasn’t a good person to ask. Most women I think want a husband, a family, really nice homes, cars, jewelery and those kinds of things. And they are willing to work very hard to get those things. I am not a very materialistic person, I guess that’s why I don’t have a traditional job. I like living in my little trailer park and spending my days doing whatever I do or don’t want to do. I just don’t think I am your typical woman, and I don’t want what other women want.
I want to have fun, party with my little ones and my friends. Get drunk anytime I want to, and just have an easy going kick back kind of life with lots of good fucking. I don’t need designer clothes, or a huge house on the hill, or even the nicest car in town. I have everything I could want or need right here in my little trailer park. I love to fuck and am grateful that my landlord takes a day of fucking and sucking for his monthly rent. I don’t think most women would want to live the way I do. But I am all for whatever makes them happy. I guess I am just a no frills down to earth woman with very basic needs in this life. We have a roof over our heads, food on the table, clothes on our backs and lots of really great sex, and that’s really all this woman wants!
Accomplice phone sex
Not only do I love being with my brother but I have a secret as well! I’m not as innocent as I look because I like being an accomplice! I met this guy one day and by talking we figured out we both like little girls and decided to get my little niece as our prey. I was the one to lure her out to the car, who else better than her Aunt, right? I got her to come to the car by presenting her with a little dolly and said it was my sister’s and we would have to ask her mom if she could have it. Of course, she resisted a little but I talked her into it. I had her get into the car first and then I slid in next to her so she couldn’t get out. He was the driver, she said she wanted to go but I told her to shut up and told him to drive. We drove to a remote cabin where we tied her hands up and hung her up on a meat hook by her little tied up hands. I then took her little pants and panties off and cut her shirt off with my knife. He then wanted to fuck her little cunny so I took her down and held her down by her shoulders and pulled her legs back behind her head. She kept screaming so we shut her up with his cock as he shoved his cock down her throat. Then he wanted to fuck her again but wanted me to wrap my hands around her little neck and choke her out. I choked her out and woke her up a couple of times before I finally wrapped my hands around her little neck and squeezed the life out of her. That was the biggest turn on for me ever!
Nana Camiilla
I know exactly what a man needs and wants without being told and I am not afraid to give it. And when it comes to cock sucking, I know just how to make your nuts explode and your toes curl. They don’t call me Lady Hoover for nothing…Eureka, I always hit the mother load!
But what really makes my pussy wet is the younger ones. I love it when my grand son brings his friends to visit. And I love hitting the club by the collage and mingling in. The bigger the crowd the easier it is to sneak a handful of ass or dick. There is nothing like eye candy and I sample each piece of these sweet, young treats that I can get my mouth or hands on.
Soon it will be spring break and my older grand sons will be bringing all their collage friends home for a week long fuck fest. You might think a woman of my age wouldn’t be any fun at all, but I love to drink and party with the best of them. I grew up with LSD, Quaalude and good old Colombian Gold. I can party with the best of them and spring break is a blast for all of us.
Kinky Phone Sex on your Birthday!
Kinky phone sex on your birthday was so amazing! I planned a very romantic dinner for two at my place. I spent the day cooking all your favorites and primping because I wanted to look my very best when you got there. I had champagne chilling and the dinner was being kept warm in the oven and I was all ready when you got there. We sat down and enjoyed our meal and drank the entire bottle of champagne. Once our romantic dinner was over I lead you to the couch where I took your jeans off, got on my knees and gave you the best blow job possibly I could, I wanted it be be one you would remember for a very long time.
I started by teasing your huge cock and balls with my tongue, paying special attention to your mushroom head by running the tip of my tongue around the rim and when your cock would let out a drop our two of cum I would lick it clean. Once you were as hard as you could get I took your entire huge cum filled cock all the way down my throat. You began thrusting your cock in and out so fast and so hard that when you came it was a huge explosive amount of cum that shot deep into my throat and I loved every creamy hot drop I swallowed. We spent the rest of the night in my bed fucking each other in as many positions as we could possibly imagine. Happy birthday baby, I hope you loved your birthday party for two as much as I did!
Potty Training
Potty training my little one while being pregnant has been so much fun! We have been turning potty time into play time. My little one knows when I say I have to go potty that is her sign to lay down on the floor and open her mouth wide. She has been trained well. I will come over and squat so my big pregnant pussy is right over top her mouth. I let my warm liquid flow all in her mouth and all over her tiny face. She loves it and giggles while her mouth is full of mommy’s piss and it sounds like she is gargling it. I love it. When my wee one has to go tinkle I lay down for her as well. She likes to let her warm liquid go all over my big round belly. She says it makes her little brother happy. She says I am going to have a boy but I am not sure of the sex yet. Sometimes when I am on the toilet she comes in and sticks her tiny little head inside the bowl with my big, pregnant, mommy pussy and licks it clean for me. I just love to have my own little toilet play pal. Soon I will have two! I can’t wait!