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Weekend Get Away to France

Last Friday the Mother returned unexpectedly from her work trip.  She was supposed to be gone for a good long time, so when she walked into the house screaming names we all sighed.  Her offspring love her, but she is a bit cold toward them.  Plus, she really does treat her Husband like shit, and all the man does it try to please her.  I cannot tell you how many times I have tried to get this man to fuck me, but he always pusses out on me.  He doesn’t want to “cheat” on his Wife.  What a bunch of crap, he deserves better, and it’s just a matter of time before I wear him down.

Back to the story at hand.  She comes flying in the door to tell us all that she has a work weekend in France, and she needs to take the boy and girl with her because her company is doing a presentation where a family is involved.  She came up with the brilliant idea to use the boy and the girl as props, to show that her’s a family company.  How nice for the boy and the girl, to be used as props by their Mother.  What a bitch.

We all got packed while she waited in the car.  The only time she made any attempt to help is when she phoned us from the back of the car to tell us that we had to hurry.  After a rushed job of packing, finding passports and other things, we left.  It was a very long flight to France.  The boy and girl just wanted to talk to their Mother so they sat by her, she ended up moving twenty-five minutes into the flight because they were “bothering” her and she needed to concentrate on her presentation.  I saw the hurt right away in those little faces.  I went up and sat with them.  I told them just to lean on me and they should try to sleep, and that when we got to the Hotel I would make it all better.

We were all exhausted by the time the boy and girl and I walked into our Suite.  The Mother and Dad shared one, and we had the other.  As soon as the door shut, I told the boy and girl, “Okay, are you ready to have some fun?” I pointed to the one Louis Vuitton suitcase that was their Mother’s that I put on our cart.  They started to giggle, I had to hold my finger up to my lips because the Suites were adjoining and I didn’t want the Mother to hear us having a good time.

They and I played dress up with everything in that suitcase.  She had her good clothing in it, I had picked the right one.  Not only did we play dress up but the boy and his sister had a great time leaving a little something in his Mother’s panties.  After we were done playing dress up they felt better about being ignored by their Mother.  I wonder if she noticed how stiff some of the articles of clothing were when she put them on.  I also wonder what she would do if she knew that is originated from the boy, the girl, and myself when we all came in them.

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Mommy Daughter fun time!

My daughter came home from college last night. I knew we were going to have some really good mommy and me time. I was wearing my sexiest little black négligée. My thigh high stockings. And my four-inch fuck me pumps. When I heard her car pull up in the driveway my pussy just started dripping. I got so excited I ran to the door. And boy was I surprised when I saw her boyfriend. He was staring at me pretty hard. I was a little embarrassed I mean he could see everything. My daughter just walked right up to me and gave me a big hug and a kiss and told me how beautiful I looked. She introduced her boyfriend Kevin and asked if I minded if he joined in our fun in the next couple of days. How could I say no to my girl. I could see that great big bulge in Kevin’s pants. Before I could figure out exactly what to do with it, my daughter distracted me by giving me up a French kiss. I could feel her fingers rolling over my tits and pinching my nipples. I couldn’t help myself, I let out a big moan.  Before I knew it she had my negligee pulled all the way off of me. Kristen pushed me down on my back and started licking my pussy like only my daughter could. Her tongue knows just how to make mommy cum. I could feel Kristen’s fingers sliding in and out of me. When I looked over to the side and saw Kevin stroking his cock watching us. Finally I couldn’t take anymore and I came all over Kristen’s face. She immediately got up and walked over to Kevin and started kissing him. I could see him licking my cum off my daughter’s lips. All of a sudden Kevin just grabbed Kristin and spun her around. He shoved his Dick right inside of her pussy and started fucking her like a madman. I have to admit I was very impressed with how hard he was fucking her. I let Kevin fuck Kristin for a few minutes before I interrupted. I told him “Save some of that for mommy”! And like a good boy he pulled out of Kristin and shoved his dripping wet dick inside of me. I could feel my daughter’s juices all over his cock. It turned me on so much that I came so hard all over him. Then Kristen grabbed poor Kevin and told him it was time to make her cum to. I guess this is going to be a pretty damn good vacation after all.

My Little Munchkins

My little munchkins mean the world to me, and I would do anything, and I mean anything, to make sure they grow up knowing about sex.  A lot of Moms are scared to even touch the subject of sex, and leave it up to their teachers. As if teachers know what the hell they are talking about. My little female ankle biters are going to learn the way I did, the hard way. When I say hard I mean hard, as in hard cocks.  My Dad taught me the hard way, almost every night. At first I was scared but then I was glad I knew what to do, then I just plain loved it.  There’s so many diseases going around now you have to be careful who you sleep with. If you keep it all in the family, they’ll never have to worry about any of that dirty stuff. I just strap on a dildo and get teaching, it’s that easy. Sometimes my hubby wants to teach them and sometimes I let him, but I prefer to handle the bulk of it. After all, I know the most because of my Dad.  He’d be so proud that what he taught me was being handed down to each new generation.

Lending A Helping Hand

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I love giving back to the community and helping those in need. There’s a horny old man who lives up the block and  can no longer do some outside chores anymore. Being the generous neighbor that I am I decided to offer to mow his lawn and take out his trash along with a few other household chores. This is my version of community service and boy do I love it! Sometimes I catch my lusty old perv eyeing my thick thighs and full tits so I did something special for gramps. I arrived in short daisy dukes and a tight tank top that shows off this rack of plenty. I started by softly sitting on his lap and getting that old stick to stand straight up. I stroked his engorged manhood and told him  that I was going to give him something to beat his meat to until the next week I came to visit. With his cock in hand I pushed his wheelchair out to his back porc. With the sun beaming down on my luscious body I ripped open my tank and exposed my bare breast to him. His old wrinkled dick started to ooze all over his hands as I shoved his face in them. I let him lick and suck all over them until it was time to start up the lawn mower. The whole time my tits glistened in the sun as I did this yard work. He jerked away at his cock and by the time I was done I found him passed out with cum all over his hand, pants, shirt, and even suspenders! I must of given him quite a show out there. Next week he’s in for an even tastier treat…  That’s only if his old ass can take it of course!! Haha

His Living Doll

kinky phonesex dorisInez and I love our mother daughter time. We love sharing men and each other. Just when we think we have seen, heard and done everything, something new comes along. Inez and I have done a lot of kinky and crazy things at a man’s request but this one was by far the oddest and the biggest turn on for me ever. We met him on line and he raved about our gorgeous long hair. He loved the fact that both of us had hair down to our asses. Perfect he said for what he had in mind. He asked if he could call and talk to me before we met as he had very specific things in mind and he wanted to talk them over. As it turns out he is into living dolls, He wanted me to make Inez up to look like a living china doll. Pale skin, long eyelashes, hair in long pony tails, and a cute little frilly dress with black patent leather shoes. He wanted me to present her to him in a large box, just as if she was a doll. And he wanted me to watch him fuck his living doll. My gift to him. When I told Inez about it she was willing to do it, but both of us found it very odd and neither of us thought we would enjoy it much. I mean wouldn’t a doll have to be quiet and still? We are anything but that when we are having sex. Little did we know it was the hottest fucking sex ever and we will be meeting him again in a few weeks for a repeat performance.kinky phonesex specials

woMAN With A Plan

The boy I’m chillin’ with these days is convinced that if we have sex, things will go “too fast.” I looked at him right in the eyes like UHHHHHHHHHH. He really believes that sexual penetration (AKA: sticking his ding-dong into my bun warmer) is gonna make the two of us “ruin what we have together.” This obviously made me very sad, since I like to fuck a whole lot. I asked my Grandpa for advice because he’s so wise like a great old falcon or something. My Grandpa told me there was only one thing I could do: convince him. SO, I did just that. I put on my black string bikini and called him right up. I said that my shower was broken and I needed him to come on over and help me fix it. LOL! :) He believed me, and drove over to “inspect it.” Hehe :) Little did he know, when my Grandpa let him in and he came upstairs, I would be standing there in my little itty-bitty black bikini waiting for him. It all went perfectly: I pulled down the strings of my top, looked him right in the eye, licked my lips seductively, and told him I needed something else inspected instead. His cock sprang up inside of his pants like a tent, and I just giggled behind my hand. We went at it like two starved animals. I was so happy–Grandpa knows how to fix everything! 

But . . . turns out there was a reason my newest piece of ass didn’t want to BOING me. He has a super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend. By fucking the bejeezus out of him, I had put myself in her line of fire. So who is this chick? Well, she’s a stripper. That’s right. You heard me. The bitch is a bona fide titty marvel. No legitimately! She takes her clothes off for money. I mean, I do it because I love it. I do it because I happen to think sex is the best thing ever. I do it because I was born to be a fuckdoll, and I am damn proud of it. But the super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend? She’s just totally annoying and needy for attention. I have been running away from her and trying to avoid her for weeks now. It’s like she can smell the scent of his cock on me or something. She’s vicious like an animal–she even poured out my entire bottle of shampoo and replaced it with Nair hair remover. Fingers crossed she will get bored harassing me and focus on her dance routines (COUGH slut-fest shows COUGH) :D But I promise I will keep you guys updated!

Play Mommy For Me

Today my Daddy said that he really misses Mommy and so I should pretend to be her. So I crawled into his big marriage bed and we kissed and touched! Hehe :) I love it when my Daddy lets me put my arms around his big grown man shoulders. I can sit right on his lap so my little butt rubs up against his pee pee stick. I know what’s in there, Daddy! You have a prezzie for me. So I unwrapped it with my little girl hand and I bounced on it like a bouncy bouncy. Weeee! My Daddy told me how good I was and that I should kiss it. Then I went mwah mwah mwah with my little lips all over his dickie weenier. It got bigger and bigger and bigger until finally it exploded like a balloon! So much yummy cream spewed out like a lava volcano. I lapped it all up like lick lick lick and my Daddy made lots of cute sounds that told me he loved it lots.

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Needy For Cock

 

OhmyGod, I haven’t gotten fucked in like two weeks. Legit, I am so horny. The issue with me being so turned on and not being able to get any really came to a HEAD because my Daddy went on a business trip and now I am stuck without him. Since I’ve also just gotten enrolled in summer school because my grades were so bad and I was messing around with guys during class, I am really in a bad mood about all of this. Like, what the hell am I supposed to do? So I did the only thing I could do–ordered a zillion sex toys online. No, I’m not kidding you. I got like a fucking billion vibrators, dildos, and even a butt plug that says “do me now” on it. So fucking kinky. I am just in such a bad mood. Literally. I really need some sex to cheer me up. Maybe I’ll go down the street and knock on Matthew Gordon’s door and ask him if he’d like to cum over and stick his dick in my holes. Preferably my ass, because I have a lot of pent up anxiety that could be released with a really nice ass fucking. Two weeks people. TWO WEEKS. I’d say “kill me now” in mock seriousness, but I really just want you to fuck me instead. Now I’ll just have to touch my cute little pussy here in the parking lot of Starbucks while I wait for my girlfriends to get their lattes. Thank Jesus for iPads seriously. But also, if you’re religious, please pray for me to get laid zippedy-quick. K thanks. Lori

He Loved Watching

It didn’t take us long to notice him watching us intently. He was practically drooling. He followed us for over an hour trying to be discreet but not doing a very good job at it. We enjoyed watching him watching us. We teased him endlessly, bending over when we knew he would get a good ass, pussy or tit shot . We leaned in and whispered to each other erotically giving him a show as we let our lips brush against each other. I thought he was going to cum in his pants right there in public. Finally I had Inez go talk to him and offer him to come out to our car. We fucked each other in the back seat while he watched. I have never seen a guy jerk off so fast and hard in all my life. We are still laughing at how over the top he was. What a great afternoon!

Kinky Mommy Plays Dirty!

 

 So my son and I are very competitive. We love to challenge each other. Strip poker and Dirty Darts. We always find a way to make our fun so competitive! Tonight we were watching TV. Just enjoying the time together when this stupid commercial came online. About everything you can do in 15 minutes. I made this off hand comment that I could make any guy cum in 15 minutes and my boy said he could make me cum in less time than that and that was it. The game was on. I started by stripping down very slowly to my stockings and garter belt. Of course my boy was watching me very closely. I was going to tease him some more when he stood up and pulled his pants down. Just as slowly! I was so surprised to see his mesh underwear with red lips all over them. I could see his hard cock bulging through! Then he almost won the contest when he slid his hand down his underwear and started rubbing his hard cock! I fucking LOVE that!

I wasn’t going down without a fight! I walked up to him and pulled his pants down and shoved that hard cock in my mouth. Then, I pulled out the big guns and slid my finger back to his asshole and pushed it in. I started wiggling that finger and stretching his asshole open. I was sure he was gonna blow in my mouth but he wasn’t going down that easy! He yanked me up to my feet and pushed me over the end of the bed! He shoved his cock so deep inside me. Then he started to fuck me like I love! He called me a whore and a slut as he was pounding me! I squeezed my pussy so hard trying to milk out that big cock of his! Then I started yelling all the stuff he loves. Telling him how Mommy loves that big hard cock of his. Telling my boy to fuck Mommy harder! Make Mommy cum! Then my boy wrapped his hands in my hair and pulled so hard. Making me scream in pure joy! I knew I was gonna lose but I didn’t fucking care! He fucked me so hard till we both exploded at the same time! I’m not sure who won and I don’t really give a fuck! I won in the long run!