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Kinky phone sex with a younger cousin

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One of my younger cousins asked me out on a date, and I finally said, “Yes.” He had flirted with me ever since I could remember. But, he convinced me to go on the date after he told me that he knew about the sexual relationship I had with my brother. Even though it was blackmail, I began to think the date might not be too bad after all. He took me to a seafood restaurant, where he promptly ordered oysters and told me to “save room” for chocolate cake. The food was delicious; after a couple of beers, he leaned across the table, winked, and asked, “Feeling horny yet?” I laughed; he was young but his confidence was becoming more attractive.

As we traveled down the deserted road to the pier, his car started making a clunking noise. I cringed, knowing full well that it was a flat tire. In frustration, he forgot to hit the clutch properly when shifting gears. The sound was horrible and smoke was wafting from the engine. We struggled with our cell phones, trying to get service; and, finally he was able to dial AAA. We sat on the trunk of the car together, and he kissed me on the neck; waves of pleasure rippled through my body and I turned to the handsome young man and kissed him back.

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He pulled my dress up and scooted me to the end of the trunk; he kissed my bald pussy and licked my clit. I grabbed his hair and whispered that I wanted his cock. He pulled his dick out of his pants and slid it easily inside of me. I’ve never been so sensitive in my life; every centimeter of my cunt wrapped around his cock. I lay back on the trunk and looked at the stars; the peacefulness, though, was shattered by a fire engine.

“They said you had a hot car,” the fireman explained. “No, I said that I had a hot date, shoot fire!” my cousin said. “Yeah, I can see that,” the fireman retorted. My cousin asked if he could have a second date. I told him, “Not until you get your car fixed!” He blushed and said that the dinner, at least, was good; I kissed him on the cheek and replied sweetly, “Well, I’d rather have a pimento and cheese sandwich versus being stranded for four hours.”

Mommy Phone Sex with Victoria: Slumber Party Gang Bang

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Mommy phone sex is so hot to me because I have real family fun experiences. As hot as it is, however, to share my true life adventures with my dirty horny callers, I also like to share my unfulfilled fantasies. I have this one in particular that gets my old cunt sloppy wet.  My son is having a sleepover with about 8 of his buddies from school. I don’t realize they have slipped me a sleeping pill in my bedtime tea. While I am sleeping these young horny boys have their way with me.They gang bang me in my own bed while I am passed out cold. They all fuck my ass, fuck my cunt, fuck my mouth… There is cum in all my holes.  They are enjoying having their way with a hot mommy who is in a very deep sleep. They are using my body for their pleasure; their exploration. In their mind they are justified because I walk around the house in a flimsy see through nightie, taunting their young hard cocks. But, they do not want me to know how naughty and perverted they have been, so they clean me up while I am sleeping. Yes, they lick their own cream pies from my well fucked holes. So, I wake up a little sore, feeling like I have been well fucked, but since no evidence, I tell myself it was just a hot dream. Then, 9 months later I have a baby and I wonder if my son could be the baby daddy. In fact, I find myself hoping he is so that we can bring another playmate into our hot family fun time. The idea of young horny boys having their way with me and baby boy batter knocking me up at my age is hotter than I can describe.  Do you have fantasies about impregnating mommy? Do you like the idea of drugging your best friend’s mom and playing with her? There are so many hot scenarios in mommy phone sex. My cunt drips at the thought of them.

 

Cougar on the Prowl for Family Cubs

 I am the epitome of a cougar. I not only love younger cock, I love really young cock; family young cock! All my adult life, I have been on the prowl for young hard dick. When I was younger, I played with older men, my uncle and my daddy primarily; however, I quickly learned that older cock has a lot of issues. But now that I am of a mature age, I realize young cock is where it is at. No such thing as too young either. Young cock gets hard quickly; young cock cums often; young cock is taboo; young cock can be taught how to please old pussy; young cock is hairless; and young cock is eager to fuck. Luckily, I am surrounded by cubs. I have two generations of cubs to play with. I am a good cougar too. I teach those cubs how to play with titties; how to lick pussy; how to relax to have their little bums explored; how to touch themselves for the pleasure of others and themselves; and how to play with other cubs for their cougar’s excitement.

I bet you can’t resist those little cubs either can you? Why don’t we share experiences of our family fun time with those precious little cubs?

I Want My Son’s Baby Batter

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Last month, a girl who works for this company, Tammy, wrote about things I have often thought about but have just been too afraid to admit in a public forum. You see Tammy is pregnant and a p mommy like myself. She admitted in her blog that she fantasized about her son getting her pregnant and having his baby. Reading that made my p pussy so wet. Although Tammy is much younger than me, I share her taboo thoughts. I have a long history of family fun with my offspring and now my grand angels. Heaven knows I could have become pregnant with my son’s offspring, but I never did. Not yet at least. Tammy gave me the courage to admit that I would love some of my son’s baby batter; would love to have him knock me up. She is so lucky she can still get knocked up. But, truth be told, I still menstruate, which means anything is possible! I want more offspring, more angels to play with!

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In fact when he fucked me today, I held my belly and rubbed it, saying a prayer his boy seed would impregnate me. The thought of my own son shooting his sperm in me and actually knocking me up has my pussy drenched. He could even suck my huge ass boobs as they fill with milk. Tammy is a much younger mommy than me, but much braver. I have been a p mommy longer than she has been alive, but not until I read her blog “Musings from a P Mommy,” did I find the courage to vocalize my desire to have my son’s baby. To be a granny and mommy simultaneously is the hottest thing in the world to me. Now, I am gonna keep fucking my sons until one of them gives me the baby batter to give me a nice round belly and big full lactating breast. Thank you Tammy for writing what I was thinking! I can’t wait to do a 2 girl call with her. Just think, you could have two p mommies to play with.

A Floor So Clean I Can Eat Cum Off of It

incest phone sex mommy tabooMy oldest son came over today. He told me he had a special surprise for me that I would love. But first I had to clean the house, especially the floors. My son instructed me to put on a very slutty outfit for him because he wanted to jack off watching my fine ass mop and vacuum. I’m a good mommy, so I did just that. My son was snapping pics of my ass as I vacuumed and dusted and frantically cleaned the floors. I love that my son thinks my cougar ass is hot! He always has been a butt man. After a few hours of cleaning in every nook and cranny for my surprise house guest, my son puts on white gloves and spot checks the floors. I was like, WTF? He told me his special guest just has this one rule, and as silly as it might seem to us both, it will be worth the trouble. This guy, who is coming over, a friend of his from college, is just a germaphobe I guess. But whatever his issue is, my floors are so clean you could eat off them!

My son texted him that the house was in order, a glove test had been done and the floor was clean and spotless as per his instructions. When he showed up, I understood why my son was like cleaning the house would be worth the trouble. This guy was big, black and beautiful. Apparently, my son told him we had a special relationship and he had always wanted to fuck a hot mother while her son watched. My son loves to share me too. I could see the outline of his cock through his pants and I was salivating. In my head I was wondering if this might be the cock that was actually too big for me. Then I was like I don’t give a fuck if it hurts; it will be like the song goes hurts so good. I got on my knees and unzipped my special surprise while my son got behind me and licked my cunt. He said my pussy would need to be thoroughly wet to handle this meat. He wasn’t kidding. Wow. I measured it at 14 inches and it took both hands to handle. I gagged for the first time in eons taking that cock down my throat. My son was beating his meat frantically watching me down this big black shaft. I got fucked right there on the floor I cleaned by the biggest dick I had ever had in my entire life. I was stretched so far out it felt like I had given birth to a cock. I was screaming. As my black cock surprise was fucking me still, my son jizzed on my face and tits. It was so turned on watching his black bull nail me. I started begging for his black cum inside me but he pulled out suddenly. I was like what? I need that cum. He looked at me and assured me I would get a very big load. He left for a moment and I thought I would cry. I wanted that load sooooo bad. But he came right back with a box of sweetheart chocolates. He ordered me on my knees and said start eating some dark chocolate and think of how sweet I am gonna taste. Then he shot the biggest load of cum on my face ever. It was a volcanic load of jizz. So much cum it was on the floor too. He then told me I needed to lick up all the cum splatter on the floor. You see, his cum is so special that no drop is to be wasted. Now, the cleaning of my floor made sense. He was thinking of me.  He didn’t want his BFF’s hot mom to clean his cum off of a dirty floor. What a thoughtful black bull. He fucked me better than any cock ever has; he let my son watch and jack off; he brought me chocolates; and he made sure I had a spotless floor to eat his sweet, hot, sticky cum off of.

I am still sore as I type this blog. In fact my son is pampering my swollen pussy right now with his tongue. Housework can be so exhausting!

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Sapphic Group Sex: Pussy Licking with My Daughter

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In May, I went to pick up my daughter to bring her home for the summer. I missed her so much, and she apparently missed me too because the moment we got in the car to go to dinner, she wanted to play. She said how much she missed licking mommy’s cunt. And, truth be told, I missed her sweet tasting honey pot. I love fucking my sons, but my baby girl can lick a snatch. I asked her if she was majoring in cunt licking and she giggled and said “no mom, but my sorority sisters are very good teachers.” Well, now I was just all wet thinking of all those young girls and their tight bodies licking each other in one big daisy train. After dinner, I suggested I go back to the sorority house for the night instead of staying at a hotel. When I walked in there were 21 young, beautiful, naked girls waiting to greet us. I was in pussy heaven. Gravity was their friend still. Perky little titties, smooth sweet cunnies and perfectly toned bodies. The president of the sorority told me she had heard I was the reason Taryn was such a good cunt licker. I blushed. I insisted she has natural instinct.

They guided me to the Dean Mother’s room. She had already left for the summer. She had a huge California King bed. They pretty much tore my clothes off and threw me on the bed. Me, a cougar, and 22 young college girls were about to have an orgy. I was in Sapphic paradise; group sex with a bunch of hot, horny, nimble beauties. We laid in that bed licking and fingering pussies. I sat on faces, I had pussies on my face. The smell of pussy was ripe in the air. I was glistening in cunt juices. Then my daughter got up and opened the closet that was full of sex toys. She grabbed a bunch of dildos and brought them to the bed. One girl said, “We don’t need any cock to have an orgy when we got pussies and dildos.” I took the double sided one and put it in my daughters sweet tight love hole and slid down on the other end. The girls followed suit. No cunt went empty. I could smell wet cunts all around me. What a wonderful sweet and pungent smell. We played with each other for hours on that bed. I made sure I tried each pussy and that each girl got to taste some of my cougar cunt.

I’ve had my share of group sex experiences. With family members, with black studs, with other couples, but my favorite was those sorority girls. A Sapphic fuck fest cannot be topped. I think a woman eats pussy better than any man because they know what feels good to them. Having your old cunt worshiped by 22 young, sweet tongues eager to make you come, is my definition of heaven. I cannot wait to go back in the fall! There will be fresh meat to taste!

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Piggy Pet

kinky phonesex blackmail1Sissy, our very own Blackmail Nose Ring Piggy Pet is not doing as she should. Mistress Levi has put the word out to all the Fuckalicious girls to out and humiliate our mascot once again. Can you believe that our Tinkerbell Transvestite is not being an obedient Piggy Pet?

Mistress Levi is the head bitch in charge and if anyone knows how to keep a Pathetic Pansy Loser like our mascot in line, it is our very own leader! The game of blackmail is one that Mistress Levi never loses, so for Piggy Pet to even dream of winning this one is just another pathetic fantasy. 

Now I think that our Fairy Fag should take that new pretty pink bunny out fit and switch out the bunny ears for piggy ears, change that cute cotton tail to a curly piggy tail and wear this pretty piggy ring that I have found. It is time our Piggy Pet become a piggy for real and go out in public snorting like the piggy she is!

It is high time everyone knows just how pathetic our Piggy Pet is. One of these days one of her fake man friends is going to be at the mall and see her in all her pathetic shame and humiliation. 

Of course at the rate that our Piggy Pet is going, not meeting Mistress Levi’s demands, she may be outted sooner then she thinks. Her fake man name may just accidentally slip into the text of a blog. Then anyone who googles it for her fake man job will find her here in all her glory! What a shame that would be.

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Blackmail Piggy Pet Poem

Look at her all dressed up

Looking like a buttercup

Pretty in her dress that’s pink

A little fairy just like Tink

She really wants the world to know

That she’s a sissy all a glow

Her tiny winky you can’t see

A little clitty it should be

When she reads the words we write

She wants to squirt with all her might

But Mistress Levi has control

And teasing Sissy is her goal

She let’s us all join in the fun

We heap it on by the ton

A Blackmail Piggy she will be

So we can frolic by the sea

You see it’s our vacation time

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Take It Out In Trade

kinky phonesex camillaA couple of months ago I bought a little house near the college to rent for extra income. I rented it to a group of guys that were eye candy for sure. Since renting to them I have had many fantasies about getting fucked by them late at night while masturbating. Little did I know that my fantasies would come true so soon. Yesterday when I went to collect this months rent, they didn’t have it all. It seems one of them fell on several financial woes last month and he didn’t have his portion. It was a grim situation indeed. What was I to do? Eviction was the obvious solution if they couldn’t pay their rent.  Finally they asked if there was anything they could do, handy work at my place or here, anything in trade for what they were short? I love the idea of bartering and handy work is just what I had in mind only not on the house! I told them that I would be willing to trade sex for the money. I wanted all three of them, all weekend, to be totally devoted to me and my sexual needs. Needless to say I am one satisfied landlord so far and the weekend isn’t over yet. Can you say Cougar Mode? 

Incest Phone Sex with Samantha: Vintage Family Fun

In 1976, when I was younger, I was pretty buxom. I had already caught the eye of my uncle. He was who popped my cherry. Well, I was a typical 70s chick: long hair, long legs, groovy clothes, smoked pot, obsessed with rainbows and peace signs and listened to rock and roll. My uncle was always buying me presents. One time he bought me this rainbow bedding set I had seen at Sears. That was the bed linen I lost my virginity on. I remember the brilliant luck of the blood stains being on the red part of the rainbow so my parents were none the wiser. The next gift he gave me I still have, and I get all wet thinking about my uncle when I use it. It’s an original 70s Lava Lamp. It went great in my room with all the colors. But, I was a horny and experimental girl, not much different from the woman I am today. One night in bed, I was masturbating, and I thought, what if I played with that lamp? I got up and locked my bedroom door so I would not get caught and I put the lava lamp on the bed and straddled it. I rubbed my smooth cunny up and down on that lamp. It was warm to the touch too, which made my pussy very wet. I started going faster, frantically rubbing my clit on the glass part of the lamp till I exploded. The next day, I told my uncle how much fun I had with his special present. He wanted a private show. So one day when he was over, I straddled that lamp again in front of him while he stroked his big throbbing dick and we came together. He then had me lick up my sweet nectar off the lava lamp. It became a routine for us to masturbate together this way for years. And we would fuck afterwards too. But that lamp will always hold a special spot in my pussy; I mean heart.incest phone sex mommy big tits

Once I became a mommy, my pussy was less tight and I would give my sons a show with that lamp. I’d tell them how when I was younger, I would rub my girl parts on it for their great uncle. But, I wanted something special just for me and my boys, so I would insert it into my cunt and fuck it till I squirted, then my baby boys would lick all that love juice  off that lava lamp my uncle gave me back in 1976. Then they’d lick their mommy’s honey pot.  I’m getting wet just reminiscing about that vintage lava lamp. It was in hindsight, my first dildo!

If you are looking for incest phone sex or p phone sex fantasies, I’m happy to share my personal experiences with you. I’ll even get out my cherished vintage 1976 lava lamp and let you her me masturbate with it. You got something retro and cool to play with too?

Cougars and Closets

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My brother and I were house-sitting for my rich aunt. We had enjoyed fucking in each one of the bedrooms, the pool, the kitchen…everywhere. And, now we were back to the master bedroom; my brother’s lips were wrapped around my clit and I was about to cum when we heard someone coming up the stairs and the familiar voice of our aunt. A young boy was accompanying her; I squinted from the closet slit and whispered to my brother that the boy cut the grass every week. But I was puzzled when she held his hand and led him to her bed. He pulled off his shirt and she played with her pearls while making these unusual sounds that I’d never heard before. Her voice was so high-pitched, like a little girl’s. She lifted her legs in the air and he pulled down her panties as if this was their normal routine. She playfully tugged on his pants and he finished undressing, sliding on top of her.

I could feel my brother’s cock stiffening against my legs. I stifled a giggle and he shrugged. I bent down in the closet and began sucking his cock. It expanded inside my mouth as I wrapped my tongue around it. Aroused by the thought that my brother was enjoying watching our old aunt fuck a young boy, I started rubbing my clit, too. Maybe he wanted to fuck her, or maybe he did when he was younger; I would have to ask later. Right now, he was clutching the frame of the closet and biting his lower lip. My aunt was screaming, “Ride me, stud-muffin” and demanding that he not cum yet. “I’m almost there…” she huffed and then yelled out, her voice shaking. The boy released his cum in one quick moment and then fell against the bed. My brother’s cum slid down my throat and I teased his asshole with my tongue while rubbing my clit until I shook, orgasming and collapsing on his legs.