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Guided Masturbation with Granny

grandma phone sex guided masturbationI woke up in the middle of the night to pee, which I usually don’t do, and heard a noise in my bathroom. I thought the dog had accidentally trapped herself in there. When I opened the door, I discovered my youngest grandson beating his meat while smelling a pair of my panties. He just has a little nub, but sure enough he was pulling and tugging on it. He has seen his older cousin and daddy both stroke their rods and was trying to emulate them. It was so hot to watch. But he was struggling, so I let my presence be known.

He was all embarrassed, but I assured him there is nothing wrong with practicing the art of self love. I then put my hand on top of his, and guided him on how to better stroke his little pee pee to make it feel good. Sure enough he got the hang of it. I also let him smell my pussy while doing it. The real thing is always better than panties. Now he came a little clear fluid and it tasted yummy. He can’t quite do any damage with his fluid yet, but I still think this is a clear sign my wee grand angel is ready to start fucking the females in the family.

Do you remember the first time you started beating off? Bet you could have used a mommy or granny to help guide you to a better ejaculation. I love guiding the little ones on how to jack off properly because when they enter that stage of “I can’t stop touching myself,” I know they are ready to start fucking me!

Mail Man!

Mommy phone sex PatriciaI had just ordered my little whores some new toys. They were busy playing with them and fucking themselves.  It was such a fantastic sight! Then I heard a noise at the door! I got up and noticed the package guy was watching my little sluts! He had his cock out and was stroking it! I open the door and he tried to put his cock away. He was mumbling that I didn’t sing for the package!  I told him to come inside. The girls jumped on him the second he came in! They  pulled his cock and fought over sucking it!  Both my little whores started begging for him to fuck them! He picked Lisa first. Pulled her right down on top of his big hard dick! She was so fucking tight he exploded when he slide into her!  Ariel was so excited to suck the cum out of her sister! Such good girls!

Knock Mommy Up

barely legal phone sex cougar incestI had a date last night. And, I was underwhelmed. Such potential, until I saw him naked. He had a shrinky dink. I’m not a total size queen like some women. For me girth matters more than length,  but my pinky and thumb could have fit around what he was packing with overlap. Luckily, my son texted me and I made up a family emergency to  get out of bad sex. 

Since he rescued me, I had to thank him. When I got home, I crawled into bed with him. I was super horny, apparently so was my boy. He had been masturbating for hours to a special home video we made years ago when he was much younger. I removed his hard cock from his hand and replaced it with my mouth. I love deep throating his shaft. Now he has a nice sized cock. Of course mommy brings out the best in her boy. I sucked his cock for over 30 minutes while he watched the home movie of us fucking for the first time. I could taste the pre cum oozing out the head of his cock. I slid my hands between my legs and started rubbing my clit as I felt his shaft throb in my mouth. A mommy knows her boy well. Knows when he is about to cum. His ball sack was getting tight and his moans more rhythmic.

 I wanted to feel his cum inside me. I got on top of him and rode him hard until we came together. I love feeling his boy batter inside me. I fell asleep on top of him, and I woke up next to him in a huge wet spot, our wet spot. It is my secret hope he will knock me up one day soon. To have another one to play with, especially a young one, would make me so happy. Would you like to knock mommy up?

Got Gilf?

GILF phone sex incest mommyHeard of MILF right? Well, I used to be a MILF, but now I am a GILF.  I love young cock. Family cock is best, but every now and then I get some neighborhood cock. Last night, my oldest grandson had a few friends over for a sleep over.  I guess my grand boy has bragged about fucking his hot grandma and a few of them wanted in on the fun. How can I deny young horny boys the privilege of  my big boobs, my hot ass, my tight cunt, my experienced mouth? I can’t. I gave his friends the GILF experience.

It began with my hot mouth on their cocks. I showed them how a granny polishes a young hard knob. Then I showed them how to eat pussy. It is an important skill young men should possess. For their first time between a woman’s legs, they were surprisingly good. I also taught them about the joys of rim jobs. I licked all their tight little ass holes. I love the smell of young ass. Of course I let them titty fuck me. In fact I let all four of me fuck my titties at once. I laid on my back as they straddled me.  Little dicks on top of each other between my big boobs was a hot site. But not as hot as them all cumming on me at once. My boobs were covered in baby boy batter, which is delicious to lick off.

The night ended with a boy train. I took every one of their cocks in my granny cunt.  I have ruined those boys for teen pussy. Once you go GILF, you never go back. Bet I can teach you a few things too!

Kinky Phone Sex with Gutter Slut Dixie

Every community has a town tramp. Dixie is the local whore. The crazy horny bitch who  will fuck anything that moves. Let’s just say she is not the marrying kind. Monogamy is a word absent from her vocabulary. So the town gossip was all on her pending nuptials. The town slut was getting married.  Now she was marrying a much younger man so perhaps he could keep her satisfied, but a nymphomaniac can’t stay faithful . Her wedding would be a freak show not to miss. The entire community planned to be there.

The rumor was Dixie was marrying her cousin. Apparently the gutter slut had met her match and they shared DNA.kinky phone sex orgy trailer whore Must be in the genes. The wedding was indeed a freak show. The bride and groom were barely dressed; it was pretty much a nude wedding. The reception was a full on orgy. Dixie fucked herself with a champagne bottle in front of the flower girl and ring bearer.  Everyone did body shots off her hot body.  The wee ones at the reception ate cake out of the bride and groom’s asses. The mother of the bride was blowing all the male guests. The groomsmen were cumming in glasses for guests to drink. Lines of devil’s dust were being snorted off the bar. The bride and groom even got gang banged by the guests.

Wildest wedding ever, but very fitting for the neighborhood trailer trash whore . Turns out it was all a ruse. It was her cousin she was fucking, but they weren’t getting married. Dixie just wanted an excuse to have a town orgy. Turns out she wanted to bring her community down into the gutter with her. She partied hard that night with all high and mighty in town who came out to gawk and ended up getting wild with her.

Sometimes it takes a jizz junkie whore to remove the stick out of one’s ass. You need Dixie for your no taboo, nothing is too extreme phone sex needs. From your offspring to your spouse to your family pet, Dixie will fuck it. She never says no.

Two Mommies, Two Black Cocks Equals Double YOUR Pleasure

mommy phone sex big black cockI know it’s hard to picture. But I am a soccer mom. I have a minivan to chauffeur the brats around in. I have made friends with other soccer moms too, like Susan. We had coffee together  last week and discovered we had a lot in common. Not only do Susan and I both play with our sons, but we also share a naughty love for big black cock. For me, my daughter got me into those monster black dicks. You know how open minded the younger generation is these days. For me, I have actually shared some black cock with my daughter. Susan, however, has just fantasized about it thanks to all the BBC porn out there. Well, I couldn’t let my new friend go much longer without feeling the joys of an anaconda in her cougar cunt. So I called up my daughter and asked for a hook up.

mommy phone sex incest whoreI had Susan come home one evening for dinner and to meet my daughter and her special friends Jerome and Jamal. Once Susan saw the dark meat at the table, she knew what was up. I let my daughter entertain  our guests first, while Susan and I kicked back, rubbed each other’s cunts and enjoyed watching my nimble coed take on two huge cocks.  Susan was chomping at the bit. She had to get her some of that bull cock. Susan pretty much pushed my daughter out of the way, fell to her knees and started worshiping that meat. Mommy gone wild. There were two cocks, so I hopped onto Jerome’s massive dick. We were across from each other, reverse cowgirl riding big black dick together. Susan was riding Jamal like a rodeo bull. I could hear and see how juicy her cunt was for that monster cock.mommy phone sex big tits cum

My daughter started snapping pics so Susan would remember the first time she had her cougar cunt really stuffed. I was so proud of my new friend. My daughter decided to help so she took turns licking mommy clits as those big black cocks stuffed our pussies. Normally, I would reward my baby girl with my creampie, but I wanted Susan and I to clean each other up. I love the taste of spunk, and the darker the berry the sweeter the juice! After our black studs filled us with cum, I got her in a 69 position. Her cunt tasted so good. Susan, as it turned out made 69 look like an art form. She made me cum like ten times with her tongue on my clit and a finger in my ass.  I was greedy for that black seed in her twat, so I sucked it right out. Savored it in my mouth, then summoned my daughter over to snowball with me.  I rubbed her clit until she came, all the while pushing that cum back and forth between our greedy mouths. My daughter loves black spunk too.

mommy phone sex family funI love the fact that I can share black cock with my daughter. But now that I have a new mommy friend, someone my age, I feel like a whole new world has opened up. Two mommies gone wild. Think of all the naughty, kinky fun we could have? Sure we can share black cock together, but we can also swap offspring; have family orgies; pick up frat boys together; find wee boys to  teach sex education too… I mean think about it. With two horny p mommies, the pleasure and kink is doubled. Every p mommy needs another p mommy as an accomplice.  Susan and I will rock your world then rock your cock.

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Mommy’s Panty Thief

incest phone sex mother sonWhen my son was younger, I would often discover my panties missing. Dirty or clean it didn’t seem to matter. He was a little panty napper. At first, I thought he was a panty boy. Nothing wrong with men wearing panties. I get it. Women’s panties are silky, smooth and tight on the body. I imagine that feels really good on a cock. But with my son, my panties were used to masturbate with. I remember cleaning his room one day and discovering about a dozen or so of my underwear stuffed under the mattress. They were crusty. Clearly he was jacking his young cock right into a pair.

I knew then he had naughty thoughts about his mommy. Every young boy fantasizes about his mother. The first naked body a young boy sees is often his mother’s. The first pair of boobs he plays with belong to his mommy. So of course, it is natural, that mommy be his first spank bank image. I felt flattered that he jacked off in my panties. He just wanted to be close to my pussy. He wanted to smell me, taste me, feel me.

Do you fantasize about mommy? Do you think about mommy’s panties? Well, I promise you this. Mommy fantasizes about you too. In fact mommy needs her baby boy. You don’t have to hid your lust for mommy. Mommy wants to watch you stroke it, help you stroke it. Cum to mommy.

Mommy Phone Sex: Naughty Nurse Pays a Visit

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My son is in the hospital on Halloween.  We always fuck on Halloween too. It’s our favorite holiday. I had to get into the hospital after visiting hours to see him. I wanted to start Halloween off properly.  I decided to put on my nurse’s costume. Now it’s not exactly a traditional nurses’ outfit, but with it being Halloween and me having a smoking body, I thought I could convince some security guard that I was just a naughty nurse for the occasion. Sure enough, I walked right past everyone. Had several stares, but no one questioned my presence on the floor after hours.

mommy phone sex mother sonI walked right into my son’s room, pulled the curtain and said “Happy Halloween baby.” I then pulled out his big hard cock and started sucking it. It’s important that men cum daily at least. My poor boy has been bed ridden for almost a week. He needed his mommy’s TLC.  And that was exactly what he was going to get. My mouth up and down his hard cock makes us both feel so good.  He played with my big tits and I sucked him off. I even slid his cock in between my soft big boobies. Just like I did when he was little. He started to cum. I just kept sucking and rubbing my tits alongside his shaft until I milked all the poison out of his body. Orgasms are even more important when sick. Drains the body of toxins, sort of like leeches did in the ancient days before modern medicine.

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I wanted him hard again, because he had to fuck me. Even if I just crawled up on his cock and rode him like a cowgirl. I decided he needed a prostrate massage. You ever have one? It doesn’t mean you are gay to let a chick put a finger up your ass. It’s where the male G-spot is and if you hit the spot just right, that cock gets hard instantly. Sure enough, I hit the spot and got my boy all hard again. My cunt was dripping wet so I hopped on his cock and rode him hard and fast. I had to do all the work as he was still very ill. But not too ill to get hard. My son always tells me I am so hot, I could ,make a dead man cum. Well, I certainly made a sick boy cum and cum and cum.

I kissed by son goodnight, cleaned him up a bit (I always clean up my messes), and walked right out of that hospital in my naughty nurse outfit. I came hard, made my son feel better, and celebrated Halloween in a sexy outfit.  Great start to my favorite holiday!

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Don’t You Love Second Base?

kinky phonesex lillyEvery man loves titties. It is one of their favorite things of all time. In fact it is living poof that a man can do two things at one time, stare at your tits and talk.
So when a breast cancer awareness commercial cam on and Mikey and Michelle asked me about it, I thought we would have a little fun with it and teach them something at the same time.
I asked Mikey if he liked going to second base.
Of course his eyes lite up and he said yes. Michelle jumping up and down agreed that she to only liked going to second base with me but when Mikey and I both went to second base with her.
Laughing I started rising my hands in the air dancing and singing “Save the tata, save the tatas”
Mikey and Michelle followed me around the living room dancing and repeating the same phrase.
Suddenly I stopped and the twins followed suit.kinky phonesex boobs
So I explained that in order to prevent breast cancer it is a good idea to do breast exams. Showing them how you feel for lumps.
The next thing I knew four little hands were on my breasts, kneading and playing and feeling for any bump or lump they might find while we all giggled.
We were having fun but it is a very serious issue.
Suddenly Mikey hoped up and down and said that he had the best idea ever!
Every night he should put his face in between as many titties as he could, squeezing and feeling them from the out side while he pushed them together with his face buried between them and just played motor boat on them. This way he would surely be doing his part.
We fell into a heaping pile of tickling laughter that soon turned into our kinky brand of p incest fun.
Remember to do your part, not just this month but always, to save the tatas!kinky phonesex tatas

Aunt Phone Sex with MaryAnne: Christening My Niece’s New Car

aunt phone sex family funMy niece just bought her first car. She was proud of herself. I was proud of her.  She has a good job, and was able to get financing. At her age, I was a hot mess. I decided we needed to celebrate properly; break in her new car. I went and got a bottle of Cristal champagne to christen her car with. I shook it up so when we uncorked it, the champagne exploded all over us. More of it escaped the bottle than I had intended, so I started to lick it off her hot young, tight body. She has always had a rocking body. Soon I had her on the hood of her car like she was in a Whitesnake video.  I ripped her jean shorts off and started finger banging her sweet cunt. She was dripping all over my fingers. Her cunt juice tasted better than expensive champagne.  I spread her pussy and ass so wide and buried my face in her. Right there on the hood of her brand new car, I ate my niece’s cunt and ass until she creamed all over my face.  

She was so wet. I grabbed the Cristal bottle and started to fuck her cunt with it. Told her this was our special way of christening her first car. Her juices were squirting all over my face as I fucked her that long neck bottle. She exploded almost as hard as that champagne bottle did earlier. My niece has such a tight cunt still. She told me she was naming her car Aunt Cristal so she would always be reminded of how I helped her celebrate her first car.