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A Floor So Clean I Can Eat Cum Off of It

incest phone sex mommy tabooMy oldest son came over today. He told me he had a special surprise for me that I would love. But first I had to clean the house, especially the floors. My son instructed me to put on a very slutty outfit for him because he wanted to jack off watching my fine ass mop and vacuum. I’m a good mommy, so I did just that. My son was snapping pics of my ass as I vacuumed and dusted and frantically cleaned the floors. I love that my son thinks my cougar ass is hot! He always has been a butt man. After a few hours of cleaning in every nook and cranny for my surprise house guest, my son puts on white gloves and spot checks the floors. I was like, WTF? He told me his special guest just has this one rule, and as silly as it might seem to us both, it will be worth the trouble. This guy, who is coming over, a friend of his from college, is just a germaphobe I guess. But whatever his issue is, my floors are so clean you could eat off them!

My son texted him that the house was in order, a glove test had been done and the floor was clean and spotless as per his instructions. When he showed up, I understood why my son was like cleaning the house would be worth the trouble. This guy was big, black and beautiful. Apparently, my son told him we had a special relationship and he had always wanted to fuck a hot mother while her son watched. My son loves to share me too. I could see the outline of his cock through his pants and I was salivating. In my head I was wondering if this might be the cock that was actually too big for me. Then I was like I don’t give a fuck if it hurts; it will be like the song goes hurts so good. I got on my knees and unzipped my special surprise while my son got behind me and licked my cunt. He said my pussy would need to be thoroughly wet to handle this meat. He wasn’t kidding. Wow. I measured it at 14 inches and it took both hands to handle. I gagged for the first time in eons taking that cock down my throat. My son was beating his meat frantically watching me down this big black shaft. I got fucked right there on the floor I cleaned by the biggest dick I had ever had in my entire life. I was stretched so far out it felt like I had given birth to a cock. I was screaming. As my black cock surprise was fucking me still, my son jizzed on my face and tits. It was so turned on watching his black bull nail me. I started begging for his black cum inside me but he pulled out suddenly. I was like what? I need that cum. He looked at me and assured me I would get a very big load. He left for a moment and I thought I would cry. I wanted that load sooooo bad. But he came right back with a box of sweetheart chocolates. He ordered me on my knees and said start eating some dark chocolate and think of how sweet I am gonna taste. Then he shot the biggest load of cum on my face ever. It was a volcanic load of jizz. So much cum it was on the floor too. He then told me I needed to lick up all the cum splatter on the floor. You see, his cum is so special that no drop is to be wasted. Now, the cleaning of my floor made sense. He was thinking of me.  He didn’t want his BFF’s hot mom to clean his cum off of a dirty floor. What a thoughtful black bull. He fucked me better than any cock ever has; he let my son watch and jack off; he brought me chocolates; and he made sure I had a spotless floor to eat his sweet, hot, sticky cum off of.

I am still sore as I type this blog. In fact my son is pampering my swollen pussy right now with his tongue. Housework can be so exhausting!

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Sapphic Group Sex: Pussy Licking with My Daughter

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In May, I went to pick up my daughter to bring her home for the summer. I missed her so much, and she apparently missed me too because the moment we got in the car to go to dinner, she wanted to play. She said how much she missed licking mommy’s cunt. And, truth be told, I missed her sweet tasting honey pot. I love fucking my sons, but my baby girl can lick a snatch. I asked her if she was majoring in cunt licking and she giggled and said “no mom, but my sorority sisters are very good teachers.” Well, now I was just all wet thinking of all those young girls and their tight bodies licking each other in one big daisy train. After dinner, I suggested I go back to the sorority house for the night instead of staying at a hotel. When I walked in there were 21 young, beautiful, naked girls waiting to greet us. I was in pussy heaven. Gravity was their friend still. Perky little titties, smooth sweet cunnies and perfectly toned bodies. The president of the sorority told me she had heard I was the reason Taryn was such a good cunt licker. I blushed. I insisted she has natural instinct.

They guided me to the Dean Mother’s room. She had already left for the summer. She had a huge California King bed. They pretty much tore my clothes off and threw me on the bed. Me, a cougar, and 22 young college girls were about to have an orgy. I was in Sapphic paradise; group sex with a bunch of hot, horny, nimble beauties. We laid in that bed licking and fingering pussies. I sat on faces, I had pussies on my face. The smell of pussy was ripe in the air. I was glistening in cunt juices. Then my daughter got up and opened the closet that was full of sex toys. She grabbed a bunch of dildos and brought them to the bed. One girl said, “We don’t need any cock to have an orgy when we got pussies and dildos.” I took the double sided one and put it in my daughters sweet tight love hole and slid down on the other end. The girls followed suit. No cunt went empty. I could smell wet cunts all around me. What a wonderful sweet and pungent smell. We played with each other for hours on that bed. I made sure I tried each pussy and that each girl got to taste some of my cougar cunt.

I’ve had my share of group sex experiences. With family members, with black studs, with other couples, but my favorite was those sorority girls. A Sapphic fuck fest cannot be topped. I think a woman eats pussy better than any man because they know what feels good to them. Having your old cunt worshiped by 22 young, sweet tongues eager to make you come, is my definition of heaven. I cannot wait to go back in the fall! There will be fresh meat to taste!

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Incest Phone Sex with Samantha: Vintage Family Fun

In 1976, when I was younger, I was pretty buxom. I had already caught the eye of my uncle. He was who popped my cherry. Well, I was a typical 70s chick: long hair, long legs, groovy clothes, smoked pot, obsessed with rainbows and peace signs and listened to rock and roll. My uncle was always buying me presents. One time he bought me this rainbow bedding set I had seen at Sears. That was the bed linen I lost my virginity on. I remember the brilliant luck of the blood stains being on the red part of the rainbow so my parents were none the wiser. The next gift he gave me I still have, and I get all wet thinking about my uncle when I use it. It’s an original 70s Lava Lamp. It went great in my room with all the colors. But, I was a horny and experimental girl, not much different from the woman I am today. One night in bed, I was masturbating, and I thought, what if I played with that lamp? I got up and locked my bedroom door so I would not get caught and I put the lava lamp on the bed and straddled it. I rubbed my smooth cunny up and down on that lamp. It was warm to the touch too, which made my pussy very wet. I started going faster, frantically rubbing my clit on the glass part of the lamp till I exploded. The next day, I told my uncle how much fun I had with his special present. He wanted a private show. So one day when he was over, I straddled that lamp again in front of him while he stroked his big throbbing dick and we came together. He then had me lick up my sweet nectar off the lava lamp. It became a routine for us to masturbate together this way for years. And we would fuck afterwards too. But that lamp will always hold a special spot in my pussy; I mean heart.incest phone sex mommy big tits

Once I became a mommy, my pussy was less tight and I would give my sons a show with that lamp. I’d tell them how when I was younger, I would rub my girl parts on it for their great uncle. But, I wanted something special just for me and my boys, so I would insert it into my cunt and fuck it till I squirted, then my baby boys would lick all that love juice  off that lava lamp my uncle gave me back in 1976. Then they’d lick their mommy’s honey pot.  I’m getting wet just reminiscing about that vintage lava lamp. It was in hindsight, my first dildo!

If you are looking for incest phone sex or p phone sex fantasies, I’m happy to share my personal experiences with you. I’ll even get out my cherished vintage 1976 lava lamp and let you her me masturbate with it. You got something retro and cool to play with too?

Aunt Phone Sex: I Sold My Nephew for Big Black Cock

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Usually I am talking about my sons and their friends. That is because they have huge cocks. I do have a nephew who is half Asian. Although he has always wanted to fuck his hot Aunt Victoria, he has a really small dick and I just can’t even bring myself to a pity fuck. But, the other day, my big black daddy discovered I have an Asian nephew. Well you see, I pay for the pleasure of this particular black daddy. He is a black bull for hire and well worth the money. He gives my pussy a good time. Never been stretched out so much or filled up so much in my life! I have fallen behind in my weekly payments and like a crack whore, I begged not to be cut off from his throbbing big dark flesh. I told him he could have whatever he wanted, just please keep fucking me until I could get him the money I owe him.

He had a solution to my dilemma. See, he gets off on humiliating white men and their little dicks in comparison to his big bull cock. He has never had the pleasure of humiliating an Asian man but has heard they have the smallest wieners. My debt would be wiped clean, and I get to keep fucking my big black stud if my nephew is forced to watch and fluff his cock. Of course I was on board. I called Toan and told him I had an emergency and he had to come over. He was there in a flash. When he arrived he saw me naked on the couch with a black tongue licking my pussy. He was horrified and tried to leave. I told him if he ever wanted the chance of being with me, he had to stay and watch and do whatever Marcus said. Toan looked scared and angry, but he agreed. He loves his Aunt.

Marcus made him watch as he ate my pussy, as he came on my face, as he fucked my cunt… He even made him tie bows on his cock and feed it to me as a present. The look on Toan’s face when he had to wrap that big thick black dick with bows was priceless. He was trembling. But then so was I, just trembling with anticipation. After Marcus was done using me, he turned his attentions to my nephew more. He forced his face in my pussy. He was like, you still want to eat your Aunt’s pussy with my cum leaking out of it? Marcus then made Toan clean my hot cunt juices off his big black dick; and while he forced his black shaft down his throat, he smacked him around with his cock. Marcus thrived in humiliating Toan. He called him little dick man; told him he had seen bigger dicks on dogs; and made him suck his dick on and off for hours.

Toan was used and humiliated to settle my debt. I know I should have felt bad with how aggressive Marcus got with my nephew, but I am  a big black cock addict and would have sold my son to a donkey show in Tijuana if it  meant  I could keep getting that dark meat. Hell, I’d sell and use you for just a look at that beautiful, black throbbing cock. Surely, you can’t blame me?

Family Fun Phone Sex with Samantha: Sweet Rewards

I am a very “hands” on grandma. I potty trained all my offspring with a unique but effective method. A sort or positive rewards system that I am now using to train my youngest grand angel. My son said he needed help training him because he was not responding well to any of the techniques used at home. I asked him if he remembered how I potty trained him many moons ago. Suddenly, he told me his cock was hard. That tells me he remembered! You know how some parents keep M and M’s or other candy in the bathroom and their wee one gets a piece when they make a potty? Well I keep the candy in my pussy. I used M and M’s first, but I found that my babies preferred sweet tarts.

With my youngest grandson, I sit on the couch, with my pussy spread. The couch is in direct view of the bathroom. When he sits on the potty like a good boy, he gets to watch grandma use her pretty pink vibrator on her pretty pink pussy. Now, when he actually makes a pee pee or a poopy in the potty, I insert a sweet tart deep into my juicy cunt. He then gets to come lick it out of granny’s honey pot. Like all my offspring, he has a sweet tooth. See, my sons said that the sweet tarts melted in my pussy and mixed with my own hot love juices to create a special sweet sugary concoction that even Brach’s would want to market. My littlest angel boy can’t wait to use the potty with this method. After he uses the big boy potty, he runs right between my legs for his special reward. He takes long licks and buries his face between my milky thighs. I put my hands on the back of his sweet head and tell him what a good boy he is; how proud I am of him. I always end up giving him a little extra sweet tasty treat too. I told all my offspring and I tell their offspring, that getting candy out of my special candy dish is a reward for us both. It’s win win. My wee ones learn to potty train and I get off! I had my stubborn little grand boy potty trained quickly with this method. Sex and candy is the sweetest reward! How were you potty trained? I love to share my stories of potty training over the years; hear your stories or maybe even help you with your potty training!!!!

Taking the Bride and Groom

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I’ve never told anyone this before, not even my brother: I had sex on his wedding day…twice. He knows about one of the times because it involved him. We always laughed and said that I’d be the prettiest best man there; but, of course, we gave into tradition and I was a bridesmaid.

Before the wedding, I asked for time alone with the groom, and all the guys ogled me but left us alone. I grabbed his bowtie and pushed him up against the dresser, a little of the bourbon spilling. I pushed up against him and told him that it was only right that the most important woman in his life should have sex with him first on his special day. He smiled and lifted me up against the wall, wrinkling the fabric of my dress. Someone was knocking at the door as we grunted, telling them we had dropped something. “We’ve almost got it,” we said when they asked us to open the door. We climaxed in the wedding attire that his stupid bride had picked out.

Not half-an-hour later, the bride asked to speak with me alone. I was wondering if she found out that her husband-to-be had just fucked me and had no intention of giving me up. But, no, she wanted my advice! I don’t know why…but as I looked at her cherry-red lips, and voluptuous bosom, I got so horny! I came closer to her and kissed her on the cheek, then the lips. She didn’t resist; instead, she slid her hands around my gown and unzipped it. We were naked, me licking her cunt and her face in my pussy. She tasted delicious and fresh, so creamy, as she came all over my face. She put a finger inside of me and it stroked my G-spot…I squirted all into her mouth!
Needless to say, there were at least three people that day who were walking down the aisle more relaxed than anyone else!

Family Addition and Tradition

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My biological father and I had recently met at the doctor’s office (and, of course, fucked). He called me a few days ago and told me that he wanted me to meet my half-sister. I was excited because I had never had a sister before! So, I packed up and began the journey to Dad’s, which would take about two days.

On the way up, I stopped at a cheap hotel, but at least it had a pool. Before turning in, I decided to take a swim in order to relax. I was so close to meeting my half-sister and I was over the moon! Underneath the dimly lit pool, I saw an attractive guy staring at me as I began swimming laps. He said “Hi,” and I instantly loved his voice. He had a really toned chest and arms; I thought he was super-sexy. What better to help me relax than a nice, solid fuck? We started chatting, getting closer each time until my legs were wrapped around his waist.

His cock was rock hard and he knew just how to move it in order to make me cum over and over. He seemed to read my mind as he sucked and bit my nipples exactly how I liked it. When I didn’t think that I could possibly cum again, he grabbed my ass and rocked me on his cock until I exploded. Spent and exhausted, we kissed and said goodbye. I giggled, noticing that he still had a hard on…but I knew that I had to get up early in the morning.  When I arrived at Dad’s house, I was surprised to see the sexy stranger from the other night reclining on the couch.

He looked really uncomfortable as Dad told me that he was my half-sister. What?! I was so confused. Dad explained that the sexy guy sitting in front of me was born female but was beginning sex-reassignment surgery to become a man. My new half-brother hugged me and said that he wanted to tell me about the transition in person. After the shock wore off, I didn’t really understand everything…but I was confident that during the weekend, I would definitely be sneaking into his room for a repeat of the night at the pool!

Lending A Helping Hand

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I love giving back to the community and helping those in need. There’s a horny old man who lives up the block and  can no longer do some outside chores anymore. Being the generous neighbor that I am I decided to offer to mow his lawn and take out his trash along with a few other household chores. This is my version of community service and boy do I love it! Sometimes I catch my lusty old perv eyeing my thick thighs and full tits so I did something special for gramps. I arrived in short daisy dukes and a tight tank top that shows off this rack of plenty. I started by softly sitting on his lap and getting that old stick to stand straight up. I stroked his engorged manhood and told him  that I was going to give him something to beat his meat to until the next week I came to visit. With his cock in hand I pushed his wheelchair out to his back porc. With the sun beaming down on my luscious body I ripped open my tank and exposed my bare breast to him. His old wrinkled dick started to ooze all over his hands as I shoved his face in them. I let him lick and suck all over them until it was time to start up the lawn mower. The whole time my tits glistened in the sun as I did this yard work. He jerked away at his cock and by the time I was done I found him passed out with cum all over his hand, pants, shirt, and even suspenders! I must of given him quite a show out there. Next week he’s in for an even tastier treat…  That’s only if his old ass can take it of course!! Haha

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The boy I’m chillin’ with these days is convinced that if we have sex, things will go “too fast.” I looked at him right in the eyes like UHHHHHHHHHH. He really believes that sexual penetration (AKA: sticking his ding-dong into my bun warmer) is gonna make the two of us “ruin what we have together.” This obviously made me very sad, since I like to fuck a whole lot. I asked my Grandpa for advice because he’s so wise like a great old falcon or something. My Grandpa told me there was only one thing I could do: convince him. SO, I did just that. I put on my black string bikini and called him right up. I said that my shower was broken and I needed him to come on over and help me fix it. LOL! :) He believed me, and drove over to “inspect it.” Hehe :) Little did he know, when my Grandpa let him in and he came upstairs, I would be standing there in my little itty-bitty black bikini waiting for him. It all went perfectly: I pulled down the strings of my top, looked him right in the eye, licked my lips seductively, and told him I needed something else inspected instead. His cock sprang up inside of his pants like a tent, and I just giggled behind my hand. We went at it like two starved animals. I was so happy–Grandpa knows how to fix everything! 

But . . . turns out there was a reason my newest piece of ass didn’t want to BOING me. He has a super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend. By fucking the bejeezus out of him, I had put myself in her line of fire. So who is this chick? Well, she’s a stripper. That’s right. You heard me. The bitch is a bona fide titty marvel. No legitimately! She takes her clothes off for money. I mean, I do it because I love it. I do it because I happen to think sex is the best thing ever. I do it because I was born to be a fuckdoll, and I am damn proud of it. But the super psycho, crazy ex-girlfriend? She’s just totally annoying and needy for attention. I have been running away from her and trying to avoid her for weeks now. It’s like she can smell the scent of his cock on me or something. She’s vicious like an animal–she even poured out my entire bottle of shampoo and replaced it with Nair hair remover. Fingers crossed she will get bored harassing me and focus on her dance routines (COUGH slut-fest shows COUGH) :D But I promise I will keep you guys updated!

Dominate Me!

Domination phone sex With SusanI love when my boy’s friends are over at the house. I get to watch them with their basketball practice. Watch them sweat. Watch their hot young bodies glisten in the sun. Watch their rapid breathing, imagining that same glisten and deep breathing when they’re inside of me. His sexiest friend, John, came into the house. “May I have some water?” I poured him a nice cold glass and watched him chug as he peered at me over the tip of the glass. I gave him a wink and walked upstairs, hoping he’d follow. He did. Of course. “Take me hard and Fast! Dominate me!” I stripped his pants off and put his young big cock deep in my throat. I sucked his fucking dick like I was fucking starving!! He was so big to be so young. Then he threw me on my face on my bed and started pounding my horny wet pussy from behind, slapping my ass. With every moan I uttered, he smacked my ass harder, pounded my pussy faster. I squeezed my tits and I squirted all over his nice young big dick. It turned him on so much that seconds later he came inside me, filled up my pussy. As he took his dick out of me he continued to drip cum in my asshole. It was amazing. I love being dominated by a big cock young man!