I got the twins hooked on Peewee’s Playhouse. Mikey is running around acting like Pee Wee and it is so fucking cute. He wants to go buy a grey suit with a red tie. Michelle is doing the Pee Wee dance acting all goofy. We have pretty much decided that Saturdays are now officially Pee Wee Herman days around here and we are going to have Naughty Pee Wee’s Playhouse every Saturday from here on out. After all he did get in trouble for “exposing himself” in public. I was thinking that I could go to an adult theater and sneak the twins in dressed as Pee Wee while we all masturbate during the movie.Just like our friend Pee Wee did. I think we all would love it. Especially Mikey and Michelle! How cool would that be for all of us and for any one who might be at the movie as well? Maybe next Saturday that will be our field trip! Pee Wee Herman days are going to be so much fun! (in my best Pee Wee Herman voice)
Category: Aunt phone sex
Saturday Night Fun
Come with Auntie
Sometimes when I have a craving for young hot flesh but no way to get it can get beyond frustrating. The frozen desserts, candy, and other shit I buy usually can get the little ones to come with Auntie Passion. When that happens I begin satisfying my fantasies. Wouldn’t you love to jerk that big dick while we talk about freaky phone sex fantasies? I can tell you about the time I snatched a little brat right off the playground. She struggled and squirmed in the back of my car the whole way home. She thought she was getting a ride home from a family friend but instead she was taking I reached back and dug my fingers deep in her young defenseless cunnie. Her whimpers and cries made my cunt soak with passion. Once I get her home I seduce her with Barbie and Ken dolls. Just enough time to put on my strap on under my clothes. I stroke her hair as she sips an E-Smoothie loaded with ecstasy and muscle relaxers. When my yummy under aged morsel is good and drugged I have my share of fun with her. I use the strap on to fuck her virgin ass. I love being the first person to stretch open an innocent little asshole. Feeling their soft skin and narrow hips in my hands as I stroke brings me to the edge of orgasm every time. I use the mini fuck toy all night if I want and then dump em on their front lawn when I’m done. Usually the ecstasy and relaxers make the whole night a blur until they come with Auntie Passion again.
International Passion
When I was a young girl I planned on traveling the world. I wanted to travel the world and mess around with a man from every country. Without money that was very hard so I settled for the teen cock at school. In my mind I’ve been to China, Brazil, Germany, Iran, Spain, Italy, and more. However, I must say my favorite country was the mother land. Yup, that Zulu dick is some that I will always love visiting. A boy named Covel had always had a tremendous crush on me and I wanted to save my “trip” to my roots until later but he was a persistent one. When I would finger myself under my desk and fantasize how I would mount Mr. Cummings on his desk Covel would always be there to suck the cream off my hands. One day after class as he was sucking and licking my middle finger he got the biggest hard on. At first I was going to ban him from tasting this sweet cunt but instead I had another idea. Just the look of that bulge made me want to bring him to the locker room… so I did. I slammed him against the locker dropped to my knees. I rubbed my clit as I went to town giving Covel the best head he ever had. The only downfall of this trip was that it was cut short. Before either of us could get off it was time for 5th period… maybe next time I’ll book an extended stay. ;)
Lending A Helping Hand
I love giving back to the community and helping those in need. There’s a horny old man who lives up the block and can no longer do some outside chores anymore. Being the generous neighbor that I am I decided to offer to mow his lawn and take out his trash along with a few other household chores. This is my version of community service and boy do I love it! Sometimes I catch my lusty old perv eyeing my thick thighs and full tits so I did something special for gramps. I arrived in short daisy dukes and a tight tank top that shows off this rack of plenty. I started by softly sitting on his lap and getting that old stick to stand straight up. I stroked his engorged manhood and told him that I was going to give him something to beat his meat to until the next week I came to visit. With his cock in hand I pushed his wheelchair out to his back porc. With the sun beaming down on my luscious body I ripped open my tank and exposed my bare breast to him. His old wrinkled dick started to ooze all over his hands as I shoved his face in them. I let him lick and suck all over them until it was time to start up the lawn mower. The whole time my tits glistened in the sun as I did this yard work. He jerked away at his cock and by the time I was done I found him passed out with cum all over his hand, pants, shirt, and even suspenders! I must of given him quite a show out there. Next week he’s in for an even tastier treat… That’s only if his old ass can take it of course!! Haha
Detention
I was a busty and curvy teen that had learned long ago how to use my voluptuous mouth to suck the balls of any male, young or old, dry as the Sahara dessert. I remember having this hot ass science teacher named Mr. Cummings . Every day I would sit with my hands under my desk fucking my wet twat and day dreaming about having his dick shoved deep inside my pussy. I was so busy day dreaming about fucking him that my work rarely got done. But every day after class I would let the school nerd suck the cum off my fingers for money. It was a win-win for me. Finally one day during class Mr. Cummings had enough of me not turning in my work so he gave me detention. This was just what I wanted and needed, a chance to be alone with him so I could seduce him with my creamy pussy and hot mouth. I made sure to wear a low cut shirt without bra and a short mini skirt with no panties. When I got there I leaned over his desk giving him a clear shot of my huge tits and hard nipples as I strategically licked my top lip. I asked him what it was that he wanted me to come to detention for, but I could tell by the way he looked at me he wanted some of this fine ass. Leaning in nice and slow I picked up the ruler off his desk. Turning around and bending over I gave him a clear view of my plump ass and wet pussy. “I have been a bad girl, Mr. Cummings, don’t you think I deserve some corporal punishment?” I gave my ass a swift slap that made him shoot up and lock the door of the class room. His hard on was unmistakable and I knew that finally I would have it shoved in my aching cunt.
Bad Aunt
My nephew loves to spoil his aunty with gifts, flowers, and his fat cock. When I came home from work today there were flowers and a beautiful bracelet on my dining room table. The card inside read, Your the baddest aunt ever but I mean that in such a good way. I fell on the sofa, lifting my skirt until my fingers were rubbing my clit. I started moaning as I thought about his tongue licking my cunt. When my fingers get very gooey and moist I bring them to my mouth and taste my sweet juice. As I am enjoying the taste of my pussy I see a shadow walking down the hallway. My nephew was waiting for me in my bedroom but I got so turn on after reading his card I did not make it that far. He pulled my legs close to him and stuck his head inside my pussy. His cock felt so damn good as he pumped in and out of my cunt hole. My moan turned into a scream as he said I love fucking my bad aunty because she feels so good.
Aunt phone sex with Toys and your Sex Therapist
Aunt phone sex can be very interesting when you have nieces and nephews of varying ages. I had all of mine over a few weeks ago for a slumber party, and let me tell you – it got very very interesting when they all branched off into pairs and started exploring my new house. I was in the kitchen when I heard this loud buzzing noise, so I follow the noise and I find them in the hallway huddled up in a little circle laughing and whispering. When I started to talk they all freaked out and ran away, but they dropped the source of the buzzing sound as they scattered. I saw my brand new vibrator on the floor, but I couldn’t help but laugh hysterically.
How could I get mad at them for exploring and being inquisitive? Well, I guess I should have been mad that they rummaged through my drawers, but I just couldn’t seem to get angry. I yelled for everyone to gather in the living room, and when they did I brought out my entire collection of toys and lube. As I explained to them what each item was and how to use it they started to take off their clothes and find out how the toys worked. We spent all day long exploring the treasure chest that was my toy box and each other. It was quite an experience for all of us. I’m sure we will have sleep overs more often.