HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! It’s my birthday today, so my entire family came over to show me how much they love me.
Throughout the day, I got pounded in all of my holes in lots of different ways, so I went to bed very happy, except I can’t walk very well now. My body has been fucked and used up all day long.
We played my favorite game ever: Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
Except, in my house, we play it a different way . . . and we call it:
Stick the Dick in the Fanny
These are the rules: I lay over the edge the couch, blindfolded, and wearing my cute blue and green striped PJs. Then, everyone lines up and takes turns sticking their hands, cocks, tongues, fingers, spoons, forks, (and anything else they want to stick inside of me) up my many holes!
My Mom and Dad always go first. My Mom likes to stick her knitting needles (which she’d screwed herself with earlier) up my nose so I can smell her cum. Then my dad put his beer bottle in my vagina and fucked me with it until I came into his drink. Then he drinks his Cummy Beer and is very happy!
My cousin Greg went next. He calls me Fanny Candy because his favorite hole is inside my fanny, and he loves to stick it in there and screw me into next year!
After everyone got a turn, we ate my birthday cake! The way we eat it in my house is something through our mouths, but I prefer to shove my cake into my pussy. The frosting feels sooo mushy, and then I ask my Grandpa to eat it out of there. He licks up every crumb all of the time, and this year I even stuck a candle inside my slit for him to blow out! Then, to thank Grandpa for giving me such a great present, I blew HIM.
Birthdays are best when they fulfill sex requests!
Love,
Fanny
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