Beach House Dreams

So I am like . . . way too young to drink, but guess what I’ll be doing come October? That’s right, you guessed it! Slinging back the old mojitos and doing jello shots off girls like Hillary’s titties! SO why is this, you might be asking yourself . . . WELL, thank you, kind Sir! I’ll be glad to tell you. For one thing, it’s our WBMT vacation. That means all of us extremely sexy ladies here at FuckaliciousFreaks.com, YoungOnesPhoneSex.com, FamilyDesiresPhoneSex.com, and SnuffPhoneSex.com (scary, eek!) are going to be partying under the very same roof. Yes, that’s right! We’ll be hanging out & chilling on an all-expense paid vacation at a beach house in St. Augustine, Florida. I am SO thrilled. Mostly because the house is GORGEOUS and I don’t have to pay for it. Guess who’s paying for it? Oh, that’s right! I forgot to tell you. It’s Goddess Levi’s sissy. She’s know her for like, forever, and has her wrapped completely around her little finger. It also helps that her sissy is being BLACKMAILED! Wohoo. That’s right. There are consequences for rejecting our little proposition. If she fails to pay for out lovely relaxation vay-cay, guess what’ll happen? Each and every one of us WBMT girls will post a blog about her and link her information in the all-in-one SEO category–which means search engine optimization. That means anyone googling her name–Michael F.–will get a SHOCK when they realize that her lawyer status is…wait for it…marred by her BLACKMAIL NOSE RING PIGGY PET status! Hahahaha. She is on her hands and knees, collared and leashed for us girlies at WBMT. We get the best laughs from our little house sissy. Take a look at her page–hilarious, right?

 

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