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Jumping Jelly Beans Aunt Mary Anne

aunt phonesex maryanneMy nieces and nephews love, love, love jelly beans! I often take them with me to the adult toy store and let them help me pick things out. They love shopping with me because they know we will be playing with our new toys when we get home. One of them found this candy dispenser and suggested filling it up with jelly beans, their favorite candy. When she showed it to me I immediately came in my panties imagining us using it. I knew we were buying it, among other things. We spent the whole afternoon taking turns with our new candy dispenser, it is one of the best things we have ever gotten. It looks like Aunt Mary Anne is going to be stocking up on jelly beans, m&m”s, skittles and any other candy I think we can put in the candy dispenser. We are going to eat so much candy we will be sick. Like monkeys on cupcakes we are all over it!hot phonesex candy

It’s A Good Old Fashioned Picnic

cougar phonesex maryanneOK well maybe not old fashioned, but definitely good. I love summer time and picnics. I love hamburgers and hot dogs and I always have things my way!
I know you love my buns and would love to bite into my two all beef patties with it’s special sauce. And you know I love your HOT dog. I love adding chilli and putting it on it’s special bun!
Now the fun part begins your dick will be hard and my pussy wet when we get all the little ones involved. From the smallest to the biggest we line them up and create our picnic feast!
After showing them how it is done, we watch them as they build up a huge appetite for all the good things we have to offer.
Of course there are hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill, and we have another table set up with all the fixings to feed them when we are done.
But for now we play off the foreplay table as they indulge Aunt Mary Anne’s fantasy feast and they create fantasies of  their own.
Now, would you like your burger all the way? And let me dress my dog with all the extras! When we are done all your appetites will be satiated! cougar phonesex maryanne1

Dinner Party!!!

hot phonesex maryanne1I knew the dinner party last night was going to be an oriental, buffet style affair. But I never thought that the buffet table would be naked woman. That fucking shit was hot as hell!
All during dinner I played with my pussy under the table. But when we got to dessert and I had to serve my self off her pussy with chop sticks I began to get all kinds of wild ideas.
Chop sticks never seemed like an erotic tool or anything I could use in the bed room until just that moment. And my pussy was dripping wet at the idea!

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When the dinner was over, I took my date aside and asked him if he wanted to have some kinky and interesting fun. Of course he jumped at the chance. All night I had been stuffing chop sticks into my purse, stashing my little toys for later.
When we got in the car, I told him he was about to have the time of his life but he had to do exactly as he was told because I had very specific ideas about what I wanted and what I wanted to try.
It felt just as good as I thought it would to have my clit pinched with chop sticks while another set was inserted into my pussy and worked open and closed like picking up food over and over and over again.

hot phonesex maryanneI can’t wait to try this game with the little ones! It will be a two fold lesson, how to eat oriental food correctly with chop sticks and then how to recycle your chop sticks as a useful toy! There is nothing better then sharing my adventures with them for p family fun!

Father’s Day Surprise!!!

 

hot phonesex maryanne1I have been wracking my brain all week, trying to figure out what to get my Daddy for Father’s Day. Tools, boxers, cologne, ties, shirts…blah blah blah…all old and tired and just not good enough for my Daddy!
As I flipped threw this old photo album of me growing up, I started remembering when my Daddy and I started loving each other FOR REAL!
Looking at the pictures of me in his lap and remembering wiggling around for a big hug and kiss made my twat explode with a gush of cum!
I started to remember the first times he touched me in that sweet spot and made my body tingle and the cum kept flowing.
The more pages I turned the more memories came back.
The first time I realized that the huge, hard shaft between his legs was for me, his little princess.
Gosh I couldn’t stop cumming!
How he was so patient when teaching me how to wrap my little mouth around his huge dick, how he explained to me the best way to run my little tongue around the head and lick the shaft from top to bottom, slowly, flicking it every now and then while cupping his balls in my hand.
The memories are flooding my mind like my cum is flooding the sheets now. Remembering the first time I realized that when his balls began to tighten he was going to fill my mouth with his cum. I couldn’t get enough of it, it tasted so sweet and salty all at the same time!
I know what I am getting Daddy for Fathers Day this year! I am going to round all the brats up and we are going to Aunt Mary Anne’s Daddy’s house for a day of fun! I am going to share with my Daddy and we are all going to enjoy the day together!
After all it’s because of Daddy that I love the little ones so!

Story Time With Aunt Mary Anne

hot phonesex maryanne1Well it is a full house again tonight. Packed to he gills with rug rats and curtain climbers. and Aunt Mary Anne has a hot wet and dripping pussy! Tonight I am going to gather them all around and tell them a story before bed to get us all in the mood for more fun!
My favorite character of all time is the Road Runner. I love watching him chase down and fuck up the damned coyote. Tonight I will implement him in my story and the brats will love it!
The big blue bird with the yellow beak is chasing the old brown coyote as usual. Everyone thinks he wants to eat the coyote but they would be wrong. The old Road Runner is in love with the coyote. He doesn’t care that it’s wrong or that he is a bird and the coyote is not. He doesn’t care that he is blue and the coyote is brown. He doesn’t care that he has feathers and the coyote has fur. He doesn’t even care that he is a boy and so is the coyote. All he knows is he has wanted the coyote for a long, long time and the day has come roadrunnerthat he is going to catch the coyote and he isn’t going to eat him, at least not for dinner…wink wink…he is going to rub his beautiful blue feathers all over that coyote. He is going to kiss him with his big yellow beak and then he is going to make that coyote sorry that he ran all this time because he is going to show that coyote how much fun it can be to play with some one so different yet so the same.
After the story we are all going to get down on the floor in my huge living room, some of us are going to be road runners, some coyotes but we are all going to enjoy our differences and our likenesses tonight!

Lovin’ My New Lava Lamp!!!

hot phonesex maryanne10Aunt Mary Anne loves to fuck all sorts of things. From the littlest brat to the big dicked boy toy to anything that looks like it would peek my interest and could satisfy my ever wet pussy.
So when I went to the flea market today and saw this super cool lava lamp it was no surprise that my mind started working in the most delightful and delicious ways.
It’s shape is very bullet like so that it is tapered on the end and gets fatter in the middle. The size looks right at the tip as it gradually looks like it could be a challenge.

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I can’t resist the urge and I can feel my panties getting wetter and wetter as I pay for it. Ten dollars, not bad, less then the average sex toy.
I can’t wait to wash it up when I get home and stuff it in my pussy. When I push it into me I know it is perfect, cold and metallic feeling, smooth at the clear glass part.  I shove it in and out of me the small going to big and back again trying to fit more and more in with every stroke, fucking it harder and faster until I cum all over myself. Ahhh that was so fucking good.
I rinse it off and plug it in so I can look at it as the lava flows like cum from my pussy and get up to get a drink.
As I pass it on my desk on the way to my bed I reach out to touch it and it is getting warm and my pussy begins to drip all over again.
What could be better then the lava lamp fucking I just had?
Fucking myself with it while it is warm, bordering on hot. As I gulp down my drink my pussy is tingling knowing what is cumming next.

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Glory Hole!!!

hot phonesex maryanne8Today it was Aunt Mary Anne’s turn to work the glory hole. There were two big problems. One I forgot and two I had the nieces and some friends over. It didn’t take me long to cum up with a solution that worked and made my pussy soaking wet!
Bring the girls to work with me. They are great at sucking cock and besides that is what a glory hole is all about, no one knows what is on the other side.
I loaded them up and off we went. They were actually excited about it and giggled and laughed all the way there. Talking about the different dicks they would get to suck. Hoping for some little tiny ones they could make fun of later and some huge ones that would give them some deep throat practice.
I have to say I was very proud of them as I listened to them on the way there. But not nearly as proud as I was at the end of the day. They took all the dick that was put in that hole and sucked each one like a pro. In fact at one point I wanted to see how they were doing so i went out into the bar to listen to the guys talking and not one fella was disappointed!
My girls are champs!
So next time you hit the glory hole just think, me and the girls might me on the other side!

Open House?

hot phonesex maryanne7“Come on Aunt Mary Anne….you can come! What else do you have to do?”
OMG on and on! I didn’t want to go to a boring ass open house for elementary school. Fuck I want some excitement in my life!
I love the munchkins and love it when we can interact, but open house? Geeeze!!!
Of course I get talked into it and grudgingly I get dressed and load up the car with excited, screaming little nieces and their friends.
FUCK ME.…THIS IS GOING TO SUCK!
Little did I know that the janitor is a hot fucking Mexican with a hard cock…jack-fucking-pot -bitch!
I made eye contact with him all night. Licking my lips, touching my hard nipples, rubbing my pussy when he could see what I was doing.
He returned the favor by tightening the fabric of his pants so that I could see that big hard cock. hell he pulled the fabric so tight I could almost make out the veins in his cock.
We waited all night playing this game while the fucking curtain climbers ran all around us oblivious to the building tension.
As soon as he saw the chance he opened the door to the cleaning supply room and I stepped inside.
It didn’t take us long to take all our clothes off and start fucking like we were giving a biology lesson on the reproductive system. And in no time at all we were dressed, adjusted and back int he hall, screaming brats all around us oblivious to the smell of cum and sex that was oozing out of both of us!

Strap On-Strap-Off….The Strapper!!!

hot phonesex maryanne5I didn’t think my day could get any better then a planned trip to the sex toy store. My pussy has been dripping wet since last night when I decided to treat myself to some new toys to play with.
Getting dressed this morning I had to change my panties three times because each time I put a pair on I would soak them thinking about the variety and what I would get. I finally gave the fuck up and just threw a few extra pairs in my purse and headed for the door.
Just as I was reaching for the door knob someone began knocking, I nearly jumped out of my skin because I was so deep in daydreaming about toys that it made me cum again hard. Shit another panty change.
When I opened the door I was surprised to see the older of my nieces standing there with silly grins on their faces. “Surprise!” I am always delighted to see them but this was an extra special treat. I invited them in and went to the bathroom to change my panties.
When I came back out they asked me where I was headed. I told them and asked if they would like to join me on my shopping trip. I offered to buy them each a toy of their choice and we could come home and play. To my delight, playing was exactly what they had come by to do.
We hit the road laughing and gigging in anticipation of our trip and both the girls confessed that their panties were soaked as well. I offered them one of my spare pairs and they quickly changed in the car before we went in.
We took our time looking at everything available. I picked out this pretty red vibrator with black dots on it. Thus named the lady bug. It has an awesome clit tickler on the top of it and looks like it will be fantastic! The girls looked long and hard for their choices, one finally decided on a Butterfly with a wireless remote which she promised to let me hold since I was the one that bought it for her.  And the other one choose a strap on. A big beautiful number that has a clit tickler on the back of it so that she is pleasured while pleasuring us.
We stopped for lunch on the way home and I made my niece go in the bathroom and put her butterfly on while I put batteries in the remote. Lunch was a blast! She loved the idea that I had control and she could do nothing about it. She would go to the buffet to get a plate and jerk uncontrollably when I hit the button. Once I thought she was going to drop her plate as she had an orgasm right there in the middle of the all you can eat line. We couldn’t wait to get home and try the strap on! All the way home we sang the stupid diddy for the Clapper commercial substituting Strap-On in the words. I do so love my nieces and our family fun!

Text Message Masturbation

hot phonesex maryanne4I was in my office working my pussy off. I was so engrossed in my work that I didn’t even hear them come in. Them little fuckers snuck up on me. I was in the middle of an instant message session with one of my fellas. We were both typing and masturbating and getting just as kinky and nasty as we could in our own world. I don’t know how long they were standing there reading what we were typing and watching me playing with my pussy oblivious to their presence. I was cumming all over myself when felt the gentle tap on my shoulder which scared the living shit out of me. But there they stood in all their glory naked and ready to play. When we were done I heard a beep from the computer and told them I had to get back to work. They were very fascinated and kept sneaking in to try to peek. They are some great munchkins with a healthy appetite for fun!