Inez went in your glove box to look for a tissue and she found your letter. Your a little old to be sending a letter to Santa don’t you think? We couldn’t help but read it, sorry.
Dear Santa,
I know that I haven’t been a good boy and that I am most certainly on the naughty list. Keeping with that theme my Christmas wish list is equally naughty. However if you could find it in your heart, these are all the things I want for Christmas:
I would love to have a case of glow in the dark condoms in a variety of colors. Please make them ribbed and lubed for added pleasure.
I would really love a years worth of time with my favorite whores at FuckaliciousFreaks, if you could pull that off.
Oh how I would love to open the door on Christmas morning and find Inez at my door carrying a bag full of adult toys, wanting to play all day.
I would be grateful if that bag included lots of bondage gear. Please and thank you.
While we are at it a collection of porn DVD’s would go nicely on my mantel this year.
And last but not least, I would love for Doris to be my Dominant Mistress for the rest of my life!
I know this wish list is very naughty, but if anyone can pull this off, it’s you Jolly Old Saint Nick!
Your’s Truly,
Brian
After we finished laughing we decided we would help Santa with some of this. Your about to get a big surprise on Christmas and it is going to be just as much fun for us as it will be for you!
InezDoris
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