An ode to Sissy, to the tune of Oh Mickey…
Dancing Sissy
Oh Sissy You’re So Fine
Oh Sissy, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Sissy,
Hey Sissy
Oh Sissy, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Sissy,
Hey Sissy
Oh Sissy, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Sissy,
Hey Sissy!
You’ve been a sissy all your life and that’s a little long
You think you’ve got the right but I think you’ve got it wrong
Why can’t you prance all day not just when you’re home, Sissy
Jingly jangly bell wearing pansy you are such a joke
You’re little bitty clitty can’t even give a poke
That pink penis pouch is the final note, Sissy
Oh Sissy, what a pity you really are a man
You really look so fake as you approach the stand
Oh Sissy, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand
It’s girls like you Sissy
Oh, what you do Sissy, do Sissy
Don’t be a man, Sissy
And now Sissy here are Miss Darla’s demands as a superior female:
1. You will sing this tune in it’s entirity every day from now until Vaca to your Princess in addition to singing it to each and every one of us while we are on Vaca
2. We have all come to the conclusion that as our very own Sissy you should honor us with more money for our Vaca. After all we work so hard at humiliating you and we show great restraint when it comes to not using your name in our blogs.
In conclussion your wondrful Princess has given us all permission to commit he final act of outing you by adding your name to our blogs. Won’t “Oh Sissy” sound so much better as “Oh Michael Fra….”?